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Title: Index of the Project Gutenberg Works of Stephen Leacock Author: Stephen Leacock Editor: David Widger Release Date: December 9, 2018 [EBook #58439] Language: English Character set encoding: UTF-8 *** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK INDEX OF THE PG WORKS OF LEACOCK *** Produced by David Widger INDEX OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG WORKS OF STEPHEN LEACOCK Compiled by David Widger LEACOCK CONTENTS Click on the ## before each title to view a linked table of contents for that volume. Click on the title itself to open the original online file. ## MY DISCOVERY OF ENGLAND ## SUNSHINE SKETCHES OF A LITTLE TOWN ## ARCADIAN ADVENTURES WITH THE IDLE RICH ## MOONBEAMS FROM THE LARGER LUNACY ## THE DAWN OF CANADIAN HISTORY ## THE MARINER OF ST. MALO ## NONSENSE NOVELS ## THE HOHENZOLLERNS IN AMERICA ## LITERARY LAPSES ## FRENZIED FICTION ## FURTHER FOOLISHNESS ## WINSOME WINNIE AND OTHERS ## THE UNSOLVED RIDDLE OF SOCIAL JUSTICE ## BEHIND THE BEYOND ## ADVENTURERS OF THE FAR NORTH TABLES OF CONTENTS OF VOLUMES MY DISCOVERY OF ENGLAND 1922 By Stephen Leacock CONTENTS Introduction of Mr. Stephen Leacock Given by Sir Owen Seaman MY DISCOVERY OF ENGLAND I. The Balance of Trade in Impressions II. I Am Interviewed by the Press III. Impressions of London IV. A Clear View of the Government and Politics of England V. Oxford as I See It VI. The British and the American Press VII. Business in England. Wanted—More Profiteers VIII. Is Prohibition Coming to England? IX. "We Have With Us To-night" X. Have the English any Sense of Humour? SUNSHINE SKETCHES OF A LITTLE TOWN By Stephen Leacock, 1869-1944 CONTENTS Preface ONE. The Hostelry of Mr. Smith TWO. The Speculations of Jefferson Thorpe THREE. The Marine Excursions of the Knights of Pythias FOUR. The Ministrations of the Rev. Mr. Drone FIVE. The Whirlwind Campaign in Mariposa SIX. The Beacon on the Hill SEVEN. The Extraordinary Entanglement of Mr. Pupkin EIGHT. The Fore-ordained Attachment of Zena Pepperleigh and Peter Pupkin NINE. The Mariposa Bank Mystery TEN. The Great Election in Missinaba County ELEVEN. The Candidacy of Mr. Smith TWELVE. L'Envoi. The Train to Mariposa ARCADIAN ADVENTURES WITH THE IDLE RICH By Stephen Leacock, 1869-1944 CONTENTS I A Little Dinner with Mr. Lucullus Fyshe II The Wizard of Finance III The Arrested Philanthropy of Mr. Tomlinson IV The Yahi-Bahi Oriental Society of Mrs. Rasselyer-Brown V The Love Story of Mr. Peter Spillikins VI The Rival Churches of St. Asaph and St. Osoph VII The Ministrations of the Rev. Uttermust Dumfarthing VIII The Great Fight for Clean Government MOONBEAMS FROM THE LARGER LUNACY By Stephen Leacock CONTENTS PREFACE I.—SPOOF. A Thousand-Guinea Novel. New! Fascinating! Perplexing! CHAPTER I CHAPTER II CHAPTER III CHAPTER IV II.—THE READING PUBLIC. A BOOK STORE STUDY III.—AFTERNOON ADVENTURES AT MY CLUB 1.—The Anecdotes of Dr. So and So 2.—The Shattered Health of Mr. Podge 3.—The Amazing Travels of Mr. Yarner 4.—The Spiritual Outlook of Mr. Doomer 5.—The Reminiscences of Mr. Apricot 6.—The Last Man out of Europe 7.—The War Mania of Mr. Jinks and Mr. Blinks 8.—The Ground Floor 9.—The Hallucination of Mr. Butt IV-RAM SPUDD THE NEW WORLD SINGER. V.—ARISTOCRATIC ANECDOTES OR LITTLE STORIES OF GREAT VI.—EDUCATION MADE AGREEABLE OR THE DIVERSIONS OF A VII.—AN EVERY-DAY EXPERIENCE VIII—TRUTHFUL ORATORY IX.—OUR LITERARY BUREAU X.—SPEEDING UP BUSINESS XI.—WHO IS ALSO WHO XII.—PASSIONATE PARAGRAPHS XIII.—WEEJEE THE PET DOG XIV.—SIDELIGHTS ON THE SUPERMEN XV.—THE SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST XVI—THE FIRST NEWSPAPER XVII—IN THE GOOD TIME AFTER THE WAR CHRONICLES OF CANADA By Stephen Leacock Edited by George M. Wrong and H. H. Langton CONTENTS I BEFORE THE DAWN II MAN IN AMERICA III THE ABORIGINES OF CANADA IV THE LEGEND OF THE NORSEMEN V THE BRISTOL VOYAGES VI FORERUNNERS OF JACQUES CARTIER BIBLIOGRAPHICAL NOTE THE MARINER OF ST MALO A Chronicle of the Voyages of Jacques Cartier By Stephen Leacock CONTENTS I EARLY LIFE II THE FIRST VOYAGE—NEWFOUNDLAND AND LABRADOR III THE FIRST VOYAGE—THE GULF OF ST LAWRENCE IV THE SECOND VOYAGE—THE ST LAWRENCE V THE SECOND VOYAGE—STADACONA VI THE SECOND VOYAGE—HOCHELAGA VII THE SECOND VOYAGE—WINTER AT STADACONA VIII THE THIRD VOYAGE IX THE CLOSE OF CARTIER'S CAREER ITINERARY OF CARTIER'S VOYAGES BIBLIOGRAPHIC NOTE NONSENSE NOVELS By Stephen Leacock CONTENTS PREFACE I. — Maddened by Mystery: or, The Defective Detective II. — "Q." A Psychic Pstory of the Psupernatural III. — Guido the Gimlet of Ghent: A Romance of Chivalry IV. — Gertrude the Governess: or, Simple Seventeen V. — A Hero in Homespun: or, The Life Struggle of Hezekiah Hayloft VII. — Hannah of the Highlands: or, The Laird of Loch Aucherlocherty VIII. — Soaked in Seaweed: or, Upset in the Ocean (An Old-fashioned Sea Story.) IX. — Caroline's Christmas: or, The Inexplicable Infant X. — The Man in Asbestos: An Allegory of the Future THE HOHENZOLLERNS IN AMERICA With The Bolsheviks In Berlin And Other Impossibilities By Stephen Leacock CONTENTS I.—THE HOHENZOLLERNS IN AMERICA PREFACE CHAPTER I — On Board the S.S. America. Wednesday CHAPTER II — City New York. 2nd Avenue CHAPTER III CHAPTER IV CHAPTER V CHAPTER VI II.—WITH THE BOLSHEVIKS IN BERLIN III.—AFTERNOON TEA WITH THE SULTAN IV.—ECHOES OF THE WAR 1.—The Boy Who Came Back 2.—The War Sacrifices of Mr. Spugg 3.—If Germany Had Won 4.—War and Peace at the Galaxy Club 5.—The War News as I Remember it I—THE CABLE NEWS FROM RUSSIA II—SAMPLE OF SPECIAL CORRESPONDENCE III—THE TECHNICAL WAR DESPATCHES IV—THE WAR PROPHECIES V—DIPLOMATIC REVELATIONS VI—A NEW GERMAN PEACE FORMULA VII—THE FINANCIAL NEWS 6.—Some Just Complaints About the War 7.—Some Startling Side Effects of the War V.—OTHER IMPOSSIBILITIES 1.—The Art of Conversation Introduction to H.E. the Viceroy of India, K.C.B., II—HOW TO OPEN A CONVERSATION 2.—Heroes and Heroines 3.—The Discovery of America; 4.—Politics from Within 5.—The Lost Illusions of Mr. Sims 6.—Fetching the Doctor: From Recollections of Childhood in the Canadian Countryside LITERARY LAPSES By Stephen Leacock CONTENTS LITERARY LAPSES My Financial Career Lord Oxhead's Secret Boarding-House Geometry The Awful Fate of Melpomenus Jones A Christmas Letter How to Make a Million Dollars How to Live to be 200 How to Avoid Getting Married How to be a Doctor The New Food A New Pathology The Poet Answered The Force of Statistics Men Who have Shaved Me Getting the Thread of It Telling His Faults Winter Pastimes Number Fifty-Six Aristocratic Education The Conjurer's Revenge Hints to Travellers A Manual of Education Hoodoo McFiggin's Christmas The Life of John Smith On Collecting Things Society Chat-Chat Insurance up to Date Borrowing a Match A Lesson in Fiction Helping the Armenians A Study in Still Life.—The Country Hotel An Experiment With Policeman Hogan The Passing of the Poet Self-made Men A Model Dialogue Back to the Bush Reflections on Riding Saloonio Half-hours with the Poets PART I PART II PART III A, B, and C Acknowledgments FRENZIED FICTION By Stephen Leacock CONTENTS I. My Revelations as a Spy II. Father Knickerbocker: A Fantasy III. The Prophet in Our Midst IV. Personal Adventures in the Spirit World V. The Sorrows of a Summer Guest VI. To Nature and Back Again VII. The Cave-Man as He is VIII. Ideal Interviews I. WITH A EUROPEAN PRINCE II. WITH OUR GREATEST ACTOR III. WITH OUR GREATEST SCIENTIST IV. WITH OUR TYPICAL NOVELISTS IX. The New Education X. The Errors of Santa Claus XI. Lost in New York XII. This Strenuous Age XIII. The Old, Old Story of How Five Men Went Fishing XIV. Back from the Land XV. The Perplexity Column as Done by the Jaded Journalist XVI. Simple Stories of Success, or How to Succeed in Life XVII. In Dry Toronto XVIII. Merry Christmas FURTHER FOOLISHNESS Sketches and Satires on The Follies of The Day By Stephen Leacock CONTENTS PREFACE FOLLIES IN FICTION I. Stories Shorter Still CHAPTER ONE AND ONLY II. Snoopopaths; or, Fifty Stories in One III. Foreign Fiction in Imported Instalments. CHAPTER I CHAPTER II CHAPTER III CHAPTER IV Movies and Motors, Men and Women (II) THE MINISTER WHOSE CHURCH HE ATTENDS (III) HIS PARTNER AT BRIDGE (IV) HIS HOSTESS AT DINNER (III) X. A Study in Still Life—My Tailor Peace, War, and Politics XI. Germany from Within Out XIII. In Merry Mexico XIV. Over the Grape Juice; or, The Peacemakers XV. The White House from Without In Timid Thoughts on Timely Topics XVI. Are the Rich Happy? XVII. Humour as I See It WINSOME WINNIE AND OTHER NEW NONSENSE NOVELS By Steven Leacock CONTENTS I. WINSOME WINNIE; OR, TRIAL AND TEMPTATION 7 I. Thrown on the World 9 II. A Rencounter 14 III. Friends in Distress 18 IV. A Gambling Party in St. James's Close 24 V. The Abduction 28 VI. The Unknown 33 VII. The Proposal 36 VIII. Wedded at Last 42 II. JOHN AND I; OR, HOW I NEARLY LOST MY HUSBAND 43 III. THE SPLIT IN THE CABINET; OR, THE FATE OF ENGLAND 65 IV. WHO DO YOU THINK DID IT? OR, THE MIXED-UP MURDER MYSTERY 95 I. He Dined with Me Last Night 97 II. I must save her Life 100 III. I must buy a Book on Billiards 108 IV. That is not Billiard Chalk 112 V. Has anybody here seen Kelly? 113 VI. Show me the Man who wore those Boots 119 VII. Oh, Mr. Kent, save me! 123 VIII. You are Peter Kelly 127 IX. Let me tell you the Story of my Life 132 X. So do I 139 V. BROKEN BARRIERS; OR, RED LOVE ON A BLUE ISLAND 143 VI. THE KIDNAPPED PLUMBER: A TALE OF THE NEW TIME 177 VII. THE BLUE AND THE GREY: A PRE-WAR WAR STORY 205 VIII. BUGGAM GRANGE: A GOOD OLD GHOST STORY 225 THE UNSOLVED RIDDLE OF SOCIAL JUSTICE By Stephen Leacock CONTENTS chapter page I. The Troubled Outlook of the Present Hour 9 II. Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness 33 III. The Failures and Fallacies of Natural Liberty 48 IV. Work and Wages 66 V. The Land of Dreams: The Utopia of the Socialist 88 VI. How Mr. Bellamy Looked Backward 103 VII. What Is Possible and What Is Not 124 BEHIND THE BEYOND By Stephen Leacock CONTENTS BEHIND THE BEYOND 11 FAMILIAR INCIDENTS I. With the Photographer 53 II. The Dentist and the Gas 61 III. My Lost Opportunities 69 IV. My Unknown Friend 74 V. Under the Barber's Knife 84 PARISIAN PASTIMES I. The Advantages of a Polite Education 93 II. The Joys of Philanthropy 104 III. The Simple Life in Paris 117 IV. A Visit to Versailles 129 V. Paris at Night 143 THE RETROACTIVE EXISTENCE OF MR. JUGGINS 159 MAKING A MAGAZINE 169 HOMER AND HUMBUG 185 ILLUSTRATIONS The Prologue Frontispiece to face page The curtain rises 12 Their expression is stamped with deep thought 28 He kisses her on the bare shoulder 30 He takes her in his arms 50 "Is it me?" 58 I did go—I kept the appointment 66 He showed me a church that I could have bought for a hundred thousand 72 I shall not try to be quite so extraordinarily clever 84 When he reached my face he looked searchingly at it 88 The tailor shrugged his shoulders 98 Something in the quiet dignity of the young man held me 114 The Parisian dog 120 Personally I plead guilty to something of the same spirit 142 The lady's face is aglow with moral enthusiasm 146 Meanwhile he had become a quaint-looking elderly man 166 With all the low cunning of an author stamped on his features 174 ADVENTURERS OF THE FAR NORTH A Chronicle of the Frozen Seas By Stephen Leacock CONTENTS Page I. THE GREAT ELIZABETHAN NAVIGATORS 1 II. HEARNE'S OVERLAND JOURNEY TO THE NORTHERN OCEAN 34 III. MACKENZIE DESCENDS THE GREAT RIVER OF THE NORTH 70 IV. THE MEMORABLE EXPLOITS OF SIR JOHN FRANKLIN 89 V. THE TRAGEDY OF FRANKLIN'S FATE 112 VI. EPILOGUE. THE CONQUEST OF THE POLE 136 BIBLIOGRAPHICAL NOTE 147 INDEX 149 End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of Index of the Project Gutenberg Works of Stephen Leacock, by Stephen Leacock *** END OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK INDEX OF THE PG WORKS OF LEACOCK *** ***** This file should be named 58439-h.htm or 58439-h.zip ***** This and all associated files of various formats will be found in: http://www.gutenberg.org/5/8/4/3/58439/ Produced by David Widger Updated editions will replace the previous one--the old editions will be renamed. 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