The Snark Handbook: Insult Edition: Comebacks, Taunts, and Effronteries

283 Pages·2010·3.65 MB·English

by  Lawrence Dorfman

Also by Lawrence Dorfman

The Snark Handbook
The Cigar Lover’s Compendium
The Snark Handbook: Insult Edition
Comebacks, Taunts, and Effronteries
Lawrence Dorfman
This book is both good and original.
But the part that is good is not original and the
part that is original is not good.
—SAMUEL JOHNSON
When you’re born, you get a ticket to the freak show. When
you’re born in America, you get a front-row seat.
—HUNTER S. THOMPSON
Table of Contents

Also by Lawrence Dorfman
Title Page
Copyright Page
Praise
Introduction
AUTHOR’S NOTE

Literature

SMARTS - (OR LACK THEREOF)

Music, Drama, and Visual Art

Movies, Jelevision, and Actors

BEAUTY - (OR LACK THEREOF)

Politics and Current Events

Sports

CHARISMA - (OR LACK THEREOF)

Work

Love and Hate

BODY - (OR LACK THEREOF)

Life and Death
In Conclusion
Acknowledgments
Index
He’s just another flash in the bedpan. ◆ She couldn’t exude warmth if she was
on fire. ◆ You’ll have to excuse him. He’s going through a nonentity crisis. ◆