BOOKS BY ALEXANDER McCALL SMITH IN THE NO. 1 LADIES’ DETECTIVE AGENCY SERIES The No. 1 Ladies’ Detective Agency Tears of the Giraffe Morality for Beautiful Girls The Kalahari Typing School for Men The Full Cupboard of Life In the Company of Cheerful Ladies Blue Shoes and Happiness The Good Husband of Zebra Drive The Miracle at Speedy Motors Tea Time for the Traditionally Built The Double Comfort Safari Club The Saturday Big Tent Wedding Party The Limpopo Academy of Private Detection IN THE ISABEL DALHOUSIE SERIES The Sunday Philosophy Club Friends, Lovers, Chocolate The Right Attitude to Rain The Careful Use of Compliments The Comforts of a Muddy Saturday The Lost Art of Gratitude The Charming Quirks of Others The Forgotten Affairs of Youth IN THE CORDUROY MANSIONS SERIES Corduroy Mansions The Dog Who Came In from the Cold IN THE PORTUGUESE IRREGULAR VERBS SERIES Portuguese Irregular Verbs The Finer Points of Sausage Dogs At the Villa of Reduced Circumstances IN THE 44 SCOTLAND STREET SERIES 44 Scotland Street Espresso Tales Love over Scotland The World According to Bertie The Unbearable Lightness of Scones The Girl Who Married a Lion and Other Tales from Africa La’s Orchestra Saves the World This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events, or locales is entirely coincidental. Copyright © 2012 by Alexander McCall Smith All rights reserved. Published in the United States by Pantheon Books, a division of Random House, Inc., New York. Originally published in Great Britain by Little, Brown, an imprint of Little, Brown Book Group, an Hachette U.K. Company, London. Pantheon Books and colophon are registered trademarks of Random House, Inc. Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data McCall Smith, Alexander, [date] The Limpopo Academy of Private Detection / Alexander McCall Smith. p. cm. (No. 1 Ladies’ Detective Agency) eISBN: 978-0-307-90715-8 1. Ramotswe, Precious (Fictitious character)—Fiction. 2. Women private investigators—Botswana—Fiction. 3. No. 1 Ladies’ Detective Agency (Imaginary organization)—Fiction. 4. Americans—Botswana—Fiction. 5. Botswana—Fiction. I. Title. PR6063.C326L56 2012 823′.914—dc23 2011050788 www.pantheonbooks.com www.alexandermccallsmith.com Jacket illustration by Iain McIntosh v3.1 This book is for Hilary Neville-Towle, with gratitude. Contents Cover Other Books by This Author Title Page Copyright Dedication Chapter One: On a Hot Day We Dream of Tea Chapter Two: Food Cooked with Love Tastes Better Chapter Three: Your House Has Got My Name On It Chapter Four: I Shall Simply Look Up in the Sky Chapter Five: I am Your Friend, and I am Asking Chapter Six: The Things of Which a Mechanic Might Speak Chapter Seven: The This Way Up Building Company Chapter Eight: Mma Ramotswe Drives Clovis Andersen to Mochudi, and Thinks Chapter Nine: The Government Does Not Own the Air Chapter Ten: She Was Like a Deflated Balloon Chapter Eleven: An Innocent Man, a First Offender Chapter Twelve: The Effect of Lime Chapter Thirteen: There are Some Nice People on the Road Chapter Fourteen: Gold Inside, Not Just Outside Chapter Fifteen: How Many Cups of Tea … Chapter Sixteen: The Habits of Lions Chapter Seventeen: Have You Had Any Injections Recently? Chapter Eighteen: A Lawyer Spills Tea Over His Shirt Chapter Nineteen: You are a Visitor to Our Country Chapter Twenty: Better Nails, Better Life Chapter Twenty-one: Mma Ramotswe, I have a Confession to Make About the Author CHAPTER ONE