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January 16th, 2013 = Issue No. 17 = Volume 103
THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER AT THE UNIVERSITY OF ALBERTA
EXECUTIVE DECISION
SU submits claim for
judicial ruling on
Lister policy changes
April Hudson
line of attempts by the SU to get
NEWS EDI=@ ATPRIOL_HRUDS ON
the university to back down from
its decision to implement changes,
The Students’ Union officially filed which included changes to the staff-
a judicial review against the Univer- ing structure and alcohol policy. Ne-
sity of Alberta Friday afternoon to gotiations have petered out and no
appeal changes made to Lister Hall compromise is in sight, according
over the summer. to Sumar.
Six months have passed since the
university announced unilateral ‘We're trying to make
changes to the student residence,
lemonade out of really
and the window for this particular
legal action was set to close Sunday, terrible lemons, and |
prompting the SU executives to ex-
think that really speaks
ecute a plan that had been bounced
to why we felt like (the
around since the beginning of the
dispute.
judicial review) ... was
“From the very beginning, we’ve
almost forced upon us.”
wanted to work with (the university)
to find the best solution. The man-
SAADIQ SUMAR
ner in which this all came about, ob-
VICE-PRESIDENT (STUDENT LIFE), STUDENTS’ UNION
viously, is not optimal — and going
to (judicial review) is not the best so- “I think, in certain areas, we’ve
lution, either — but at this point we actually gone backwards,” he ad-
just wanted to make sure we keep mitted, when asked what headway
all our options open,” said Students’ the SU has made over the past six
Union Vice-President (Student Life) months.
Saadiq Sumar. “We continue to be optimistic
“We're trying to make lemonade about the university’s ability to re-
out of really terrible lemons, and I solve this as an internal issue, as op-
think that really speaks to why we posed to taking this to the court and
felt like (the judicial review) ... was having the court decide on it.”
almost forced upon us.”
Legal action is the latest in a long PLEASE SEE JUDGEMENT + PAGE 4
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YIFENG LIU
Money guru Gail Vaz-Oxlade
tackles students’ financial woes
Michelle Mark I could make it to the end was to ac- HarperCollins was that when I go on
ONLINE REPOR=@ TMAEMARRK E tually track it all ... so Ijust did the book tour for (Money Rules), Iw ant
right things.” you to make it available to univer-
Gail Vaz-Oxlade has never once Vaz-Oxlade, the author of the sities and colleges, because this is
ret Mae
made a mistake with her money — newly released Money Rules and where it starts,” she said. STUDENT LIFE Saadiq Sumar and the other Students’ Union executives hope the judicial
or at least that’s the impression the the host of two television shows on “It doesn’t matter how much mon- review rules against the University’s changes to Lister Hall’s policy. FILE PHOTO: DAN MCKECHNIE
audience got during her sold-out Slice, launched a torrent of curse- ey you make; it’s how much money
talk, “Money Truths Nobody Else laden financial advice upon U of A you keep. You are at the beginning
Will Tell You,” on Monday evening. students in the hopes of reaching of your lives, and so I want to make
“Truly, I never did,” she said. “I a younger audience who, she says, sure you know that there are re-
just kept a budget from the very remain oblivious to her message sources available to you so that you
first job I ever had I wrote down despite her ongoing attempts at can make the right decisions.”
every penny that I made, because I blogging.
made so little that the only way that “What I said to my publicist at PLEASE SEE MONEY PAGE 7
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Encouragement helps children get active
Philippe de Montigny
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Wednesday, January 16, 2013
Volume 103 Issue No. 17
A University of Alberta researcher has found
that positive reinforcement could be the key
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between parents’ attitudes towards physi-
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child’s exercise levels.
University of Alberta
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analyzing province-wide survey data from
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healthy eating and active living.
The rationale behind the selected age group
EDITOR-IN-CHIEF Ryan Bromsgrove
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is that boys and girls in grade five are closer in
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height and weight to each other, and exhibit Once adolescence hits, Vander Ploeg said Edmonton.”
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similar body shapes. there is a marked decline in physical activity In addition to looking at trends in activity
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“Children are simply not getting enough levels, drastic changes to body shape and a levels, Vander Ploeg’s research team — which
NEWS EDITOR April Hudson physical activity,” Vander Ploeg explained. shift in social influences. includes her supervisor, Paul Veugelers —
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“Only nine per cent of boys and four per “As children age, their relationship with examined the effect of parental encourage-
STAFF REPORTER Katelyn Hoffart cent of girls get their recommended 60 peers start to increase in importance as their ment on the prevalence of excess weight in
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minutes of daily activity in Canada.” parents’ involvement tends to decline,” she children.
ONLINE REPORTER Michelle Mark The study concluded that students whose explained. They concluded there is a negative relation-
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much” were 22 per cent less likely to be dian Journal of Public Health, is one of the titudes and participation in fitness activities
OPINION EDITOR Darcy Ropchan
[email protected] |4 92.6661 overweight than those whose parents only first population-based reports on this matter, are not a significant factor.
encouraged them “quite a lot.” since previous studies have focused on much “Parents don’t have to be incredible ath-
ARTS & CULTURE EDITOR Alana Willerton
Vander Ploeg said her study showed that smaller samples of students. In 2008 and letes. Simply encouraging physical activity
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parents who cared, encouraged and engaged 2010, surveys were distributed to all grade can have a beneficial effect on their children’s
SPORTS EDITOR Andrew Jeffrey
in an active lifestyle were associated with five students in Alberta, yielding participa- health and prevent them from becoming
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increased physical activity, regardless of a tion rates in the 60s. overweight,” Vander Ploeg said.
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child’s weight status. “This means that our results are more “Encouraging is a solution that doesn’t cost
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Additionally, parents play an important generalizable,” Vander Ploeg said. much, if any, time or money. It’s an easy so-
DESIGN & PRODUCTION EDITOR Ross Vincent role in shaping the health behaviours of their “We don't have to premise our findings by lution to get your children more physically
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children immediately before their teen years. saying, for example, that it only applies to active.”
MULTIMEDIAEDITOR Alex Migdal
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MULTIMEDIAREPORTER Katherine Speur
the university last week.
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thing. Usually, when
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there’s a bad financial
worst one — Earthbound for Super Ninten-
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decision, Itake a step
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back and think
maybe not with student loan money.”
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Flamboyant dinosaurs flaunted
tail feathers for mating rituals
Katelyn Hoffart
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Flightless feathered dinosaurs used
to flaunt their plumage for attention
when attracting mates, connect-
ing the dots between some modern
birds and their ancestors.
The discovery came from two
University of Alberta researchers,
who made the link based on fossil-
ized feathers and unique vertebrae
arrangements in dinosaur remains.
Evolutions and Systematics PhD
student W. Scott Persons, the lead
researcher, set out to demonstrate
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how tails from a group of oviraptors
supported a plumage of feathers
made for attracting mates. DINO DISCOVERY Persons and Currie share a passion for paleontology. CHENLEI ZHANG
The two-legged, flightless crea-
tures existed during the Creta- and that implies very large muscle Persons digitally reconstruct-
We've got Wing Night
ceous period, 120 million years attachments,” he said. ed what some of the oviraptor
ago, and their remains have been Additionally, the fans of feathers musculature looked like by perform-
unearthed throughout Asia and in directly preserved in some of the ing dissections on modern animals
Alberta. Chinese specimens share qualities to find out where the muscles at-
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The PhD student collaborated with modern day birds. This in- tach on the skeleton. He then made
with Philip J. Currie, a U of A pro- cludes peacocks and turkeys, which measurements on dinosaur bones
fessor and world-renowned paleon- put on visual mating displays with to digitally sculpt the musculature
tologist, who first discovered speci- their plumage. over the skeleton.
ments of oviraptors that possessed Although feathers can be used to “We are finding more oviraptors Happy Hour ¢D ays a Week
pygastyles — a structure of two to insulate body heat and to fly, Persons all the time ... with each one that’s
five fused vertebrae still present in noted this animal was flightless and found we get new information we
some modern birds — during the had their tail fan sticking out away can do something with,” Currie
1990s. from the body. said.
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Persons was able to examine py- The researchers believe this feath- “So the story isn’t over; it’s going
gastyle structures more closely at er arrangement, along with bone to keep going. I bet you (Persons) is
the American Museum of Natural and muscle structure, supports the going to keep doing stuff on it too,
History in New York a few years theory that the animals would shake because now he’s got a reputation.”
that will fity our budget.
ago. their tails in a mating display. In the future, Persons wants to
“As soon as I sat down and took “Dinosaurs were very visually continue with dinosaur tail re-
a look at the specimen, I realized oriented animals. Much like birds, search, specifically with the Duck-
immediately that something very they were almost certainly diur- Billed Dinosaur, to see what other
different was going on,” he said. nal — daytime animals — and they clues the skeletons hold about dif-
“The individual vertebrae them- relied very heavily on their sense ferences between the size of each
selves were very short. That meant of sight for what they did,” Currie gender.
that, per unit length of tail, you hada explained. “One very clear line of research to
whole bunch of vertebrae crammed “It makes sense that if you're re- come out of this study is the ques-
in there together.” liant on your sense of sight that tion of whether or not the pygo-
He also noted that the tail would you're going to take advantage of styles, the tails of oviraptors, were
have been very flexible due to this that in any way you can ... The real sexually dimorphic,” he said.
arrangement. purpose for all these showy struc- The full study, Oviraptorosaur Tail
“There are prongs of bone called tures in any dinosaur, whether it’s Forms and Functions, is available
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transverse processes that are unusu- feathers or bone, was probably to online in the international journal
ally wide and broad in oviraptors, attract a mate.” Acta Palaeontologica Polonica.
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Commercial tackles everyday homophobic slurs
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Katelyn Hoffart
Since its initiation, the website has slideshow of the individual tweets,
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garnered international attention — showing exactly who is saying
as has its brainchild. what. Although this has generated
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An evocative new public service an- The recent PSA production was some controversy, Wells believes it’s
nouncement decrying the uses of generated with the help of Global necessary to quantify this prevalent
homophobic slurs has sprung up TV, who donated airing time on their social issue.
from last semester’s anti-homopho- network as a means of featuring the “We wanted to ... try to develop
bic sensation, No Homophobes commercial. The video follows a a public message to, number one,
Dot Com. poster campaign designed to spread draw attention to the issue of ho-
The 30-second video begins the message of anti-homophobia, mophobia, and number two, to
with young adults cussing about which was spread throughout cam- view its prevalence in our everyday
everything from _back-stabbing pus and the greater Edmonton com- conversation,” Wells explained.
boyfriends to cell phones, with all munity via transit, washrooms and He added that he’s thrilled to
swear words bleeped out except for public spaces. have had the U of A stand behind
the words “gay faggot” at the end. the research and initiatives pro-
The looming question, “When will duced by the No Homophobes
- “The power of these
homophobic language be unac- website, as well as the support of lo-
words really shapes
ceptable too?”, is written across the cal partners and Global TV. The in-
screen at the end, then directing peoples’ identities.” terest in the new campaign that he
viewers to the website. said has been generated throughout
f facebook.com/O2sedmonton
“We had to cut through a lot of KRISTOPHER WELLS countries all over the world such as
the noise that exists out there on ASSOCIATE DIRECTOR OF ISMSS China, Russia and Australia is one
social media and television to really step closer for him in combating ca-
focus people’s attention on the grav- “We wanted to actually out those sual homophobia. W @O2sedmonton
ity of the issues, and really just ask words, and we said, ‘Well, you can’t Future plans for No Homophobes
a simple question: ‘Why is it that really talk about this issue of casual Dot Com will include hiring a com-
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this other language (is) not allowed homophobia without actually nam- puter science undergrad student to
in our society, yet the homopho- ing the words and talking about do further content analysis of the
bia is?’” explained Kristopher (them),” Wells said. website, and to bring even more ex-
Wells, founder of No Homophobes “The power of these words re- pertise into the research project.
Dot Com and Associate Director of ally shapes people’s identities, their Wells wants to continue to open
the University of Alberta Institute realities, their possibilities in life.” up the conversational space on
for Sexual Minority Studies. More than 11 million uses of these these pressing issues, and hopes
The initial website, which terms have been tracked so far that the PSA will encourage not just
launched last semester, tracks “ca- on NoHomophobes.com, giving an students but all other individuals
sual homophobia” on Twitter us- average of 61,373 uses per day on to think more carefully before they
ing key words, including “faggot,” Twitter alone. speak or tweet these derogatory
“dyke,” “no homo” and “so gay.” The website also features a phrases.
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Video game learning could be
the next big step in education
Jennifer Polack
NEWS STAFE = @JENPOLACK
Move over, LeapFrog — the lat-
est in video game education has
students actually creating video
games to help promote learning in
a way that is not only engaging and
educational, but genuinely fun.
The research basis is that, due to the
interactive nature of video games, stu-
dents will be able to learn otherwise
complex subjects faster and in greater
depth than they would in a traditional
classroom setting.
Director for the Centre for Mathe-
matics, Science and Technology Ed-
ucation (CMASTE) Bob Ritter stum-
bled upon this idea with the help of
DAN MCKECHNIE
Mike Carbonaro, Associate Chair
and Undergraduate Coordinator of video game based around it is that having the biggest army, itwas about
Educational Psychology, who was this method encourages creative alliances that you could create, and
on sabbatical in Italy at the time. thought. mutual systems of support that
When put into action, Ritter said Using history as an example, Rit- actually allowed you to get ahead.”
the exercise not only challenged the ter explained that the project does However, the project’s potential
roles of teachers and students, but not present the subject along a lin- shortfalls are a cause for concern,
completely reversed them. ear pathway, but instead explores especially since it revolutionizes the
“The whole idea is that teachers the “what ifs?” of history. teacher-student relationship.
don’t have to be an expert on the “There’s not one clear route to “There are teachers who are going
programming,” he explained. winning. (Students) begin to un- to be used to a different paradigm,
“What’s so cool about it is that it derstand the problems and fears of who use multiple steps for maxi-
doesn’t take long to learn program- history,” he said. mum control, and they won’t want
ming language ... it would be like When tested in two social stud- to give that up,” Ritter said.
learning real estate by playing Mo- ies classes, the method resulted in “The teacher isn’t the person with
nopoly — except by creating the video games based on the under- the knowledge — the students cre-
game, (students) are able to learn ground railroad and the fur trade. ate the product, and they're not
more and think creatively about the But while creating these games directed a whole lot while they’re
subject matter.” can teach students about a wide doing it.”
The operating system Ritter and variety of subject matter, it also The project is currently looking at
Carbonaro used is Microsoft’s Kodu, showcases student behaviours that students aged 12 and 13 in Edmon-
which employs pictures and some encourage teamwork, strategy and ton Catholic schools, and so far the
basic coding to create a world and cooperation. method has been well-received by
WITH
characters for video games. “It gave students an understand- students.
Erica Viegas
“It’s really just putting pictures to- ing about what was happening in “If you ask students to build a
gether. It’s (also) Boolean logic, but the dynamics of why you collabo- video game, it’s not a surprise that
(the students) are not aware they're rate, why you need to treat people they’re motivated to do it,” Ritter
using (it),” Ritter said. properly,” Ritter explained. said.
One major advantage of learn- “The students really got that it ‘I've never seen students so
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ing various subjects by designing a wasn't about wars, it wasn’t about engaged in all my life.”
EXECUTIVE DECISION
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SU touts transparency, necessity as factors
What's the one piece of advice you'd give
in decision to file judicial review for Lister
a current U of A student? Take the time
to do new things; be involved in more than
JUDGEMENT * CONTINUED FROM PAGE 1 judicial review, those grounds were negativity from students in Lister
just academics.
The judicial review means the not elucidated to Council. in the six months since the changes
Court of Queen’s Bench will look However, Babic told The Gateway took place.
Biggest life lesson learned on campus? over the case and decide whether in an email interview this week that, He also said he has been made
the U of A violated its own poli- after a cursory reading of the docu- aware of numerous situations with
Edo Japan can get you through anything!
cies and rules in order to make the ments, he believes the Students’ students in Lister that have been
changes to Lister. Union has a strong argument. handled poorly by Residence Ser-
Favourite U of A Tradition? Welcome For a judicial review, the applicant “It is not a baseless claim by vices recently, although he clari-
— in this case, the Students’ Union any means. I look forward to get- fied many of these situations are
week and all the free pancakes!
— needs to prove how the public ting some free time to delve into hearsay.
body — the university — made a the documents fully as to improve “It’s not really a good situation
If you got one university do-over, what mistake. my understanding of the entire there. I don’t want to use the term
situation,” he said. ‘police state,’ because that has very
would it be? | would live in residence and
‘We just wanted to Up until this week, the Students’ negative connotations to it, but
be more involved in campus life. Union has kept quiet about consid- you see a few underlying charac-
make sure we were
ering a judicial review, which ac- teristics of that type of situation,”
transparent about the cording to a November interview he said.
What should all new grads know?
with SU President Colten Yamagishi “Tt just seems like what’s happen-
whole situation ... We
A degree opens up lots of opportunities — was to protect the university and ing there is wrong. And I think the
wanted to make sure not shed a negative light on the way in which we as the SU executive
not just in the field you studied. It shows
the admin wasn’t given situation. are reacting is not just necessarily to
you can follow through on commitments That has changed, now that a what is going on in Lister, but how
carte blanche to abuse
review has been officially filed. that could expand over the entire
and that you're driven. A degree is of
their power or suppress “We just wanted to make sure campus.”
we were transparent about the Although Sumar says the SU has
value to any employer and opens so
students.”
whole situation ... We wanted to not heard back from the university
many doors.
make sure the admin wasn't given yet in regards to the judicial review,
SAADIQ SUMAR
carte blanche to abuse their pow- a statement obtained from U of A
STUDENTS’ UNION VICE-PRESIDENT (STUDENT LIFE}
er or suppress students,” Sumar administration acknowledges the
SU Law Councillor Mario Babic explained. 5U’s actions.
gee) UNIVERSITY OF ALBERTA expressed concerns in November “And it’s not just about Lister stu- “The university has received
that the SU executive had not prop- dents ... It’s about protecting all of the SU’s application for a judicial
GY ALUMNI ASSOCIATION
erly presented facts to Students’ our students, and making sure that review and is reviewing it,” the
Council. the university doesn’t have the abil- statement read.
At the time, he said although ity to just say, ‘We’re making these “We will not be discussing this
ualberta.ca/alumni/students
there may have been justi- changes — deal with it.’”” further publicly as the matter is in
fied grounds for the pursuit of a Sumar said he has heard a lot of litigation.”
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Provincial exercise survey shows
events listings
Albertans lacking physical activity
Michelle Mark confidence was one of the main that over the mid-life time, we
ONLINE REPOR®@ TMAEMARRK E reasons explaining why Albertans can maybe continue on that in the
Walking With Our Sisters - Beading
have been avoiding physical ac- older adult age.”
Although Albertans are gradually tivity, reasoning that people may “So trying to make physical activ- Session
becoming more physically active, become more resolute if they com- ity a part of your life as early on, and
more than 40 per cent of them still mitted to making physical activity make it normal and culturally nor-
Jan. 16, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m.
need to go the extra mile, says a a regular habit. mal for you and the people around
newly-rreepolrt efraomsthee dUn i- “A lot of people that aren't ac- you might be one way to maintain North Powerplant - Aboriginal Student Council
versofi Altberyta’ s Centre for Active tive don’t have confidence that physical activity levels.”
space
Living. they can be physically active when Loitz clarified that the physical
The 2013 Alberta Survey on there’s bad weather, or they're feel- activity doesn’t have to be exhaust-
Physical Activity found that even ing tired, or they’re in a bad mood,” ing, like playing sports or running
though 94 per cent of Albertans she said. a marathon — even activities like
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recognize physical activity will “We havea hard time coping with walking can contribute.
prevent them from developing cer- those situations.”
tain health problems, only 59 per “If there’s bad weather outside,
“A lot of people that
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cent actually participate in enough some people might throw in the
aren’t active don’t Tory 191
physical activity to gain these towel and say, ‘I’m not going to
advantages. work out today,’ whereas someone have confidence that
Christina Loitz, a U of A research- else might say, ‘Oh, well maybe
they can be physically
er and co-author of the report, said lll go on the track in the rink and
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it was nice to see the numbers rise run around there instead of run- active when there’s
to 59 per cent from the 54 per cent ning outside today.’ That would
bad weather, or they’re
in the 2011 version of the report, be an example of someone who
Jan. 17, 1:30 p.m. - 3:30 p.m.
feeling tired, or they’re
but added there are still actions had good coping mechanisms for
Bernard Snell Hall, Walter C. Mackenzie Health
Albertans can take to improve. things that they might not expect,”
ina bad mood.
“The thing is, it’s not significant- she added. Sciences Centre
ly different, but it is still a positive The report also came up with sev-
trend,” she said. eral predictors of physical activity,
“Basically we’ve maintained our noting the different sociodemo-
physical activity level as Alber- graphic, psychological and envi- “You don’t have to do the vigor-
Winter Term Registration Deadline
tans for the last 10 years, so that’s ronmental causes that may help ous physical activity. Doing the
a good thing knowing that our foresee Albertans’ physical activity three 10-minute bouts of walk-
population has aged during that levels. ing a day, for example, you can
Jan. 18
time.” Of these, Loitz described age easily accumulate more than 150
The report surveyed more than as one of the most important minutes of physical activity do-
1,200 Albertans, and examined predictors of physical activity. ing something as simple as that,”
several factors involved in their re- “We can predict that when you she said.
Undergraduate Registrations Period
luctance to participate in physical get older you're likely going to be “So if you park further away or
activity, as well as indicating pos- less active than when you were you get off at maybe a different For Auditing Winter Term Courses
sible recommendations to boost younger,” she said. stop and walk for maybe a kilome-
the 59 per cent of those Albertans “There’s lots of reasons that tre to work or to school and then a
Jan. 21 - Jan. 25
who are currently getting enough that can occur, but if we try to get kilometre back, that can help you
exercise. physical activity to be a habit at the get your physical activity. It doesn’t
Loitz said having a lack of younger years, and they’ve (seen) have to be hard.”
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Vaz-Oxlade money management
speech hits home for students
FIND YOUR NICHE W
A POSTGRAD IN BUS
MONEY * CONTINUED FROM PAGE 1 hopes the audience members will “I got into money in a backdoor
Vaz-Oxlade noted one of the biggest take some of Vaz-Oxlade’s advice to way ... [went into freelance writing,
mistakes made by youths today is heart. and I went from there. I quit every-
becoming disconnected from their “I love that Gail is just straight- thing, mucked out horses, and took
money, and she suggested that us- forward and honest about the situa- care of my kids for a couple of years,
ing a spending journal to keep track tions, like if you're being dumb with and then TV came up in front of
of expenditures and eventually form your money, she tells you you're be- me,” she said.
business.humber.ca/ postgrad
a budget may help students gain ing dumb with your money, and she “Nobody is more shocked than I
more control over their finances. says, ‘Stop being dumb with your am, truly. Nobody is more surprised
“They have no idea how much money,’” Casey said. than Iam at the success of the show.
money is coming in; they don't And I knew it after season one,” she
know how much money is going said.
You can go for coffee
out or where it’s going. If there’s “Thirteen episodes is six and a
every day, but when you
one thing I want people to do, Iw ant half hours. In six and a half hours
them to reconnect with the money add it up, is that actually of television, I reached more people
itself,” she said. than in 15 years of writing.”
where you want all that
“You know, you can go for coffee Now, Vaz-Oxlade has dedicated
money to be going?”
every day, but when you add it up herself to spreading the word and
is that actually where you want all reaching out to as many people as
that money to be going?” she can, although she recognizes
Vaz-Oxlade has becomerenowned she can’t succeed on her own.
for her direct, often blunt advice “I can't possibly reach everyone,
heralded by the fans of her shows “She is really, genuinely inter- and so ultimately, all the people
and books. Former U of A student ested in helping people with their here that were convinced of some-
Bridget Casey attributes much of finances ... she really feels that this thing — I want them to reach out
her own personal financial suc- early in your lifetime and early in and touch one other person and tell
cess to Vaz-Oxlade’s advice, having your career is the best time to target them about it.”
gained some notoriety in the Cana- people, because it sets you up fora It’s a message that hit home for
dian personal finance community solid financial future.” many of those who attended her
after chronicling her journey out It’s advice that Vaz-Oxlade has talk. When asked about the re-
of student debt in the blog “Money learned from firsthand experience, sponses she had received from
After Graduation.” as a mother who got a slow start the students in the audience, /he
Casey, a recruiter for the U of A’s to her career in personal financ- Vaz-Oxlade grinned.
Faculty of Engineering, helped host es — first working as a corporate “They think I’m fucking funny.
Vaz-Oxlade’s talk along with the consultant, and then moving into That’s what they said. They can’t VIDEODROME
Financial Aid Office, and said she writing. believe how fucking funny Iam.”
campus
for the warrant.
MIND-BLOWING MOVIES
The Edmonton police attended,
crimebeat and upon searching the male’s
backpack they found numerous
MONDAYS
stolen electronic items within.
The male was issued a ticket for
COMPILED BY April Hudson
pornographic material. jaywalking, and was taken into
Upon attending, officers were custody by EPS.
THE USUAL SUSPECTS able to determine he had 15
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At 8:15 a.m. on Jan. 2, univer- browser windows of pornography DRIVING FAUX PAS
sity staff in the Medical Sciences open. At 9:15 p.m. on Jan. 5, a UAPS offi-
THURSDAYS
Building returned from winter The male was identified as a cur- cer observed a vehicle making an
closure to find a computer and rent graduate student, and Code illegal U-turn on 112 Street and 87
numerous computer accessories of Student Behaviour charges are Avenue.
stolen from an open area on one of pending. A traffic stop was conducted,
2 FOR L RENTALS
the floors. and the driver was determined
There are no suspects or wit- CAUGHT RED-HANDED to have no subsisting license
nesses, and the investigation has At 4:55 a.m. on Jan. 5, a UAPS offi- as well as more than $5,000 in
since been turned over to EPS. cer observed a male jaywalking outstanding traffic fines.
LOCATED NEAR CAMPUS AT 8001 102 ST
on 114 Street in a manner that dis- The driver was issued provin-
LIBRARY THRILLS rupted traffic. cial tags for the illegal U-turn and 780 757 é2.52
At 2:10 p.m. on Jan. 3, a student When identified, it was discov- failure to possess ava lid license.
WWW.THEVIDEODROME.CA
using the computers in Cameron ered he had an outstanding pro- The female passenger of the
Library reported that a male vincial warrant. He was placed vehicle, who had a valid license,
was using the computers to view under arrest for trespassing and was allowed to drive instead.
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One million books to be removed
news briefs
families from 10 clinics in
Edmonton and Ottawa were
from U-Saskatchewan libraries
surveyed in total for the
COMPILED BY April Hudson
study, through an anonymous
questionnaire in the waiting
Anna-Lilja Dawson
the soon-to-be renamed Sciences toon Star Phoenix that most univer- ALTERNATIVE MEDICINE USE HIGH room.
THE SHEAF (UNIVERSITY OF SASKATCHEWAN)
Library, currently the Natural Scienc- sities are revamping their libraries IN CHILDREN WITH CHRONIC
es Library in the Geology Building. with a shift towards a more digital CONDITIONS NARWHALS CHAMPION THE LATEST
SASKATOON (CUP) — More than According to the official planning book collection. The goal for most Children with chronic medi- YEAR OF ANTIFREEZE
one million hard-copy books are document, the number of books facilities, he said, is to decrease book cal conditions are much more AntiFreeze 2013 wrapped up
set to be removed from University students have been taking out has space by at least 20 to 30 per cent. likely to use alternative medi- last week after five days of
of Saskatchewan libraries in the dropped 42 per cent in the past Despite the strategic move away cine, according to new research well-attended events and com-
coming years. decade. from the printed copy, Vicki William- coming out of the University of petitions, with The Narwhals
The move, which will wipe the son, dean of the U of S Library, told Alberta’s Faculty of Medicine emerging at the top as the
- “With the way
shelves at four of the seven campus the Star Phoenix that visits to the and Dentistry. overall winners.
libraries, is the third phase in the li- Murray Library skyrocketed since Sunita Vohra, who works in Saadiq Sumar, the Students’
electronic resources
brary’s long-term plan to become ef- the renovations three years ago. pediatrics out of the Edmonton Union’s Vice-President (Student
are going, libraries are
ficient in the digital age. This space will be used to create a Clinic Health Academy, was Life), said some of the events
This third phase follows phases of becoming more similar classroom, a reading room, graduate the lead researcher for the were newer and this year was a
renovations that included the major student commons, additional space group that spearheaded this sort of test stage for them.
to each other except for
renewal of the Murray Library and for special collections and archives study, in collaboration with the “Some of them might not have
the addition of the University Learn- their archives and special and a digitization centre where re- University of Ottawa. gone the way we expected, but
ing Centre and Learning Commons, sources can be made easily available The findings showed 71 per everyone overall had a ton of
collections.”
which nearly doubled student learn- beyond the U of S community. cent of children suffering from fun,” he said.
ing areas and service spaces in the Ladd told On Campus News that chronic conditions at clinics “I'd say AntiFreeze was a huge
KEN LADD
Murray Library. the third and current phase of the such as the Stollery Children’s success. I think every single
ASSOCIATE DEAN, U OF S LIBRARY
The removal of the 1.1 million plan will help define the university's Hospital in Edmonton used student who participated won,
books will begin with the Veteri- The university acquired 1.6 mil- library by allotting new space for alternative medicine. because they all made connec-
nary Medicine Library in Septem- lion books from 2008 and years archives and special collections. At the Children’s Hospital of tions, their teams gota lot closer
ber 2013, followed by the Engineer- previous. Of those books, 1.1 mil- “With the way electronic resourc- Eastern Ontario in Ottawa, that and because of the Twitter
ing Library in 2014. Both the Law lion have been deemed suitable for es are going, libraries are becoming figure was 42 per cent. competition there was a lot of
Library and the Education and disposal or storage. more similar to each other except According to a news article camaraderie. It was great to
Music Library will be gutted at an Books that are moved into the for their archives and special collec- from the University of Alberta, see.”
undetermined later date. high-density storage facility will be tions. These, as well as service and Vohra said the study “identified The week-long event saw more
The remaining books will create a available for students to read upon facilities, are what makes libraries a gap in communications” in than 200 students on campus
three-branch collection in the main request in a provided location. unique from each other,” he said. dealing with pediatric patients take part, with nearly 20 teams
Murray Library, the Leslie and Irene Ken Ladd, associate dean of the The planning document describes and their families. in total competing for a variety
Dubé Health Sciences Library, set U of S Library and co-author of the the amount of books to be removed The article also said 926 of prizes.
to open in the spring of 2013, and planning document, told the Saska- as equal to 32 km of bookshelves.
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EDITORIAL COMMENT
In response to a petition to the US government to build a Death Star, the White House replied
“The Administration does not support blowing up planets.”
An open letter to
STAR WARS
the Students’ Union Episode IT
ATTACK OF THE DRONES
“THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS UNBIASED JOURNALISM.”
This is one of the most hotly-debated topics among news journalists.
Sometimes, biased journalismi s easy to detect; sometimes, journalism
is simply called biased because the reader doesn't like seeing both sides
of an issue. The Gateway is no stranger to controversy. Our reputation
has, over the past century, taken a beating for being too one-sided, too
petty and too opinionated.
There exists an inherent trust between good news media, the indi-
viduals they interview and the audience they write for. Sometimes that
trust is broken — and when that happens, it’s everyone’s responsibil-
ity to ensure a correction is written and mistakes are recognized. This
de facto contract between writer, source and reader is one of the most
important tenets ofjournalism, the absence of which results in tabloids
with aliens splashed across the cover and sensationalist headlines.
This year, The Gateway has received criticism from many members
of the Students’ Union for its coverage of important student issues —
namely, changes made to Lister Hall over the summer. I, as News Editor,
am writing this open letter as a reminder to the SU, university admin-
istration and the general student body of the cordial relationship that
must be fostered between student media and its stakeholders in order
to ensure fair and accurate coverage of issues like this.
This is not the first time student organizations have received “bad
press” for something they have done. The history of Gateway news
coverage has been one exposing shocking information about student
groups and mistakes made by the Students’ Union. It has also been one
that celebrates student successes, holds the university administration
accountable and keeps the campus community informed about the
most pressing issues and events at the University of Alberta.
What’s tricky is when an interviewee lies, withholds information or
refuses to talk about anissue. When that person facilitates further with-
holding of information by others, it is the mandate of the responsible
news writer to investigate. Gateway News is designed to serve students ) ;
first and foremost, and this includes holding accountable all governing CX) Hy,
bodies and organizations. A Ae
The university administration is often called out by students — par- q
STEFANO JUN
ticularly the SU, for a lack of transparency. This year, the SU has found
their positions reversed: in camera sessions of Students’ Council and
letters to the editor
refusal to discuss important issues including a judicial review, finances
and what transpired in past meetings with the university have resulted
Fighting for students is
FROM THE WEB
inthe release of news articles letting students know what we know and and inform how we think of the
not a waste of money
what has been kept from us. Not all of it has portrayed the SU in a good world around us. Just because this
light, leading to some demonization of The Gateway. particular instance of cultural
Dekes should be deeply
The issue lies in the nature of Gateway coverage. As an autonomous insensitivity was expressed in (Re: “SU files for judicial review
ashamed of themselves
body, we are nota PR publication, and we exist to bring important issues something as seemingly petty as against University of Alberta,” by
to the forefront of student awareness — no matter whose feelings it (Re: “Deke Aboriginal appropriation a party theme does not preclude it April Hudson, Jan. 14)
hurts. The Gateway works the way newspapers usually work: there are crosses the line,” by Alana Willerton, from criticism. “And it’s not just about Lister
separate sections run by separate people, and it’s important to note the Dec. 5) students ... It’s about protecting all
distinction between them — particularly between News and Opinion. Ithinkthisisanimporotpainniton Michele of our students, and making sure
VIA WEB
News exists to provide facts and report on both sides of an issue, regard- piece because it underlines the fact that the university doesn’t have the
less of the writer's opinion. Opinion exists to engage the audience, pro- that cultural appropriation and the ability to just say, ‘We're making
voke a reaction and provide a different perspective. When News reports denigration of Aboriginal culture Yamagishi not speaking these changes — deal withit.’”
onan issue and Opinion runs an article or editorial on the same issue, it seem to be deeply intertwined. It’s not just about direct impact it
for all U of A students
is easier to mistakenly assume bias on the part of the news writer. When people argue vehemently is also about the principle.
This is the danger of good journalism: all it takes is one person, dis- against political correctness, (Re: “SU files for judicial review As for the numbers: Lister is closer
gruntled by not having their praises sung in an opinion article, to decry I have to wonder if they really against University of Alberta,” by to 1800 students if you want to
a news article or writer as unfair. This is a news writer’s nightmare. understand that they are defending April Hudson, Jan. 14) ignore the former residents who feel
There are many bad reporters who still get published. However, it the already-predominant right of Colten, that is not the point. passionately about this issue and
is important to distinguish bad reporting from simply reporting on the majority to (mis)characterize Lister Hall is only 6% of the stu- any student who would like the uni-
something bad: the latter is a necessity of good, fair journalism, even the perspective, opinion, culture dent population. Putting your other versity to listen to its students more.
if it sometimes gives us a bad reputation. The Gateway’s willingness to etc. of a marginalized group which promises “on the back burner” is 1800 is about six per cent of the
pursue the story behind Lister distinguishes us as a responsible body, enjoys neither the right t self- absolute bullshit, as that is what undergraduate population. The
even ifit opens the doors for criticism from the SU. representation, nor equal access you promised 30,000 students; not SU works with at least a 1.5 million
Nobody likes being called out publicly on actions they have taken. to political, social, and economic 1800. Lister Hall is the University dollar budget, six per cent of that is
However, this is the balance one must embrace when taking on a lead- opportunities. I think Alana is of Alberta’s building. I think you 90000. So in the most basic sense
ership role. The Gateway has called out the university many times for correct in pointing out that DKE’s should consider that before you try you could say Lister residents are
actions they have taken. In the interest of fair journalism, we must do sexualization of Navajo culture, and and fight what they have done with entitled to 90,000 of the budget
the same for the SU — and for groups whose decisions affect students. the misogyny inherent in the use of it. At the end of the day, the LHSA is directly benefiting them.
The point? We are not the bad guys. As students and leaders you make the term “hoes,” is deeply disturbing, a student group. I’m pretty sure SU budget meet-
mistakes; as journalists, so do we — it’s the nature of humanity. There and exposes the fact that either the Why don’t peopleunderstandthat? ings, but I can’t remember, revealed
are always courses of action to rectify those mistakes. If we misquote people organizing the event at DKE Ifyou were actually concerned about not even half of that was ready to be
you, let us know. If we write a skewed news article or do something are unaware of the ongoing sexual the “student voice” at the University, allotted to legal fees for this issue.
unethical, you as our stakeholders have every right to call us out onit. exploitation and abuse of Aboriginal you would ask students what they Its unfortunate that SU money will
Likewise, the News section will track the ripple effect from choices women, or, worse, believe this is a want done with their money and not need to be spent but if you think its
you make. We will interview people you don't like, whose opinions you factor that does not merit a revision go spending is on causes that more a waste to fight for the student voice
don’t respect or with whom you are in open conflict. This is our right of their rhetoric. than 90% of your students aren’t then you probably aren't the type of
and responsibility. This does not mean we are out to destroy you. How The fact that this did not involved in. Ilive in Lister, and have person to take advantage of SU pro-
should you deal with it? Well, it’s easy — talk to us. concern anyone at DKE is very sad, for many years.... but this needs to gramming or services anyways so
The same goes for everyone on campus. Did something great happen? and points to the fact that, as a stop. If you want to be a voice for you'll be okay.
Tell us. Are you excited about an event? I might be able to cover it. culture, our understanding of and the students, then actually listen to
“High Priest Kony Mongoose”
Something bad happened? Come forward. My job is to help. sensitivity to Aboriginal issues them.
VIA WEB
is woefully inadequate. You have
April Hudson “Colten...open your eyes”
to be incredibly naive to believe
NEWS EDITOR VIA WEB
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Continued hunger strike kills
Darcy
Ropchan
OPINION EDITOR
Chief Theresa Spence has become
VEp
one of the most polarizing figure in
Canada over the past several weeks.
AFTERNOON FROM 4 TO 6 py
Love her or hate her, she has become
tied to the Idle No More movement,
and her hunger strike continues to
unnecessarily dominate the news.
Although there is absolutely no
question that major work needs to be
done in terms of the federal govern-
ment protecting the rights of First
Nations people in Canada and that
Spence’s hunger strike may have
started out with good intentions, her
recent actions have shown that she
is unwilling to negotiate and in the
current situation, she appears to be
STHE SUPERD2
solely pursuing her own interest.
Spence’s liquid-only diet started
Dec. 11as a way to bring attention to
the deplorable conditions of Attawa-
piskat and other reservations across
Canada, as well as the disregard for
treaty and land rights by the federal
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government. Her goal was to seek
an audience with the Prime Minis-
SUPPLIED
ter as a way to have a serious, open
dialogue and produce much needed tendance — even though Johnston’s important focus on the real causes
change. role is a completely ceremonial rep- and concerns behind the Idle No
Although the goals are simi- resentation of Canada’s former ties More movement.
lar, the Idle No More movement to the British Monarchy. Spence’s continued liquid-only
started around the same time with The fact that Spence was able to diet twists both Harper and John-
four other female activists who op- get what she initially wanted, yet ston’s arms in an unreasonable way.
pose bill C-45 and wanted to start changed her mind and made more They already agreed to meetings with
a grassroots campaign to fight it. demands at the last minute, proves Spence and other First Nations lead-
Unfortunately, Spence has also that she has no place as a voice and ers. They should feel no obligation to
SPECIAL GENERAL MEETING
become associated with the move- activist for First Nations’ rights in give in to Spence’s vague, changing
ment, despite having nothing to do Canada. Although it may be symboli- demands.
with its orgins. cally important that Johnston attend Spence’s selfish hunger strike and
Hunger strikes are a powerful the meeting, his attendance means demands for media attention should
way to get your message heard — nothing in reality. not detract from the true meaning
Wednesday
and Spence was heard. She wanted Harper made a necessary conces- behind Idle No More and similar
a meeting with Harper, which was sion when he agreed to this meet- protests.
granted on Jan. 11, with Minister of ing, and Spence had the chance to It should always be remembered
Jan 30, 2013
Aboriginal Affairs John Duncan and end her hunger strike and accom- that the federal government must
a collection of First Nation Leaders plish her goal, but instead she now do more to protect the rights of
also in attendance. Despite getting looks like nothing more than some- First Nations peoples and their land
what she wanted, Spence rejected the one out for attention and publicity. and treaty rights in this country.
meeting because Governor General The increased focus on Spence and Spence on the other hand, should be
TENTATIVE AGENDA
David Johnston would not be in at- her hunger strike is taking away ignored.
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