THE BOOK OF APEX: VOLUME 2 OF APEX MAGAZINE EDITED BY JASON SIZEMORE Also from Apex Publications: The Book of Apex: Volume 1 of Apex Magazine The Book of Apex: Volume 3 of Apex Magazine Visit us at: http://www.apexbookcompany.com/apex-online This collection is a work of fiction. All the characters and events portrayed in these stories are either fictitious or are used fictitiously. The Book of Apex: Volume 2 of Apex Magazine Cover design by Justin Stewart “She Called Me Sweetie,” © 2009, Glenn Lewis Gillette; “...That Has Such People in It,” © 2009, Jennifer Pelland; “Pimp My Airship,” © 2009, Maurice Broaddus; “Kenny 149,” © 2009, Brad Becraft; “Advertising at the End of the World,” © 2009, Keffy R.M. Kehli; “Fungal Gardens,” © 2009, Ekaterina Sedia; “Ghost Technology from the Sun,” © 2009, Paul Jessup; “A Poor Man’s Roses,” © 2009, Alethea Kontis; “To Dream of Stars: An Astronomer’s Lament,” © 2009, Peter M. Ball; “Benjamin Schneider’s Little Greys,” © 2009, Nir Yaniv; “After the Fire,” © 2009, Aliette de Bodard; “Overclocking,” © 2009, James L. Sutter; “59 Beads,” © 2009, Rochita Loenen-Ruiz; “Wondrous Days,” © 2010, Genevieve Valentine; “White Christmas,” © 2010, James F. Reilly; “The Lady or the Tider,” © 2010, J.M. McDermott; “p.a. chic,” © 2010, Tobias Amadon Bengelsdorf; “Beyond the Garden Close,” © 2010, Mary Robinette Kowal; “The Bride Replete,” © 2010, Mary Robinette Kowal; “Dying with Her Cheer Pants on,” © 2010, Seanan McGuire; “Seafoam,” © 2010, Mark Henry; “The Last Stand of the Ant Maker,” © 2010, Paul Jessup; “City of Refuge,” © 2010, Jerry Gordon; “Sol Asleep,” © 2010, Naomi Libicki; “Laika’s Dream,” © 2010, Holly Hight; “Artifact,” © 2010, Peter Atwood; “Shrödinger’s Pussy,” © 2010, Terra LeMay; All rights reserved Copyright 2011 Apex Publications and respective authors Apex Publications, LLC www.apexbookcompany.com For Glenn Lewis Gillette TABLE OF CONTENTS She Called Me Sweetie Glenn Lewis Gillette ...That Has Such People in It Jennifer Pelland Pimp My Airship Maurice Broaddus Kenny 149 Brad Becraft Advertising at the End of the World Keffy R.M. Kehrli Fungal Gardens Ekaterina Sedia Ghost Technology from the Sun Paul Jessup A Poor Man’s Roses Alethea Kontis To Dream of Stars: An Astronomer’s Lament Peter M. Ball Benjamin Schneider’s Little Greys Nir Yaniv After the Fire Aliette de Bodard Overclocking James L. Sutter 59 Beads Rochita Loenen-Ruiz Wondrous Days Genevieve Valentine White Christmas James F. Reilly The Lady or the Tiger J.M. McDermott p.a. chic Tobias Amadon Bengelsdorf Beyond the Garden Close Mary Robinette Kowal The Bride Replete Mary Robinette Kowal Dying with Her Cheer Pants On Seanan McGuire Seafoam Mark Henry The Last Stand of the Ant Maker Paul Jessup City of Refuge Jerry L. Gordon Sol Asleep Naomi Libicki Laika’s Dream Holly Hight Artifact Peter Atwood Shrödinger’s Pussy Terra LeMay Bios Acknowledgments SHE CALLED ME SWEETIE Glenn Lewis Gillette My throat clogging. My nose running. My eyes stinging with tears. I track down R in our game room. He’s playing backgammon with O. He rolls his eyes, gaze panning up from the board to me. “What now?” I want to cry, It’s not fair! But I stick to the facts, the ones affecting the other boys in the room—The Rest, I call them. A few peek over at my sniveling. I wipe my nose with the back of my hand and stand straight to report: “Mrs. Ma’am says no more evenings with Mommy.” That gets them. Heads snap up or around from all the game boards. The clock over the mantel chimes twice for 7:30 p.m.—I should be sitting with Mommy! Laughing with Mommy! Reading to her! R stands and towers over me. A couple sudden inches in the past months. Will that happen to me? Am I different enough to resist that? “Tell us,” he says. The clock spits out more clicks, as I grab a breath. “On, on—” Even more air. “On my way to Mommy’s sitting room.” Out of our wing of Gilchrist Manor into the Central Hall. Along the walkway at the top of the Grand Staircase. “Right by the Crimson Knight.” Dumpy old suit of armor with a red crest on its helmet. “She stopped me. Mrs. Ma’am.” Our teacher, 8 a.m. to 2 p.m. every day, when Mr. Sir took over in the gym. “She said…” I struggled to get the words right, though I can’t do her voice like Y can. “Evening visits with Mommy have been cancelled for the time being. You will keep the afternoon schedule. Tell the others. Run along now.” Run along now, like I was still five, like O2! I hated her for that, in that moment but, of course, that hadn’t lasted as I returned to our part of the Manor. Mrs. Ma’am treats each of us too nicely to stay mad at