Cover Page: i About the Author Page: iii Other Titles Page: iv Title Page Page: vii Copyright Page: viii Contents Page: viii Dedication Page: ix Beer and Knees Page: 1 News of Bruce Page: 5 Bruce in Danger? Page: 9 An Inquisition Begins Page: 14 Irene on Popular Culture Page: 18 A Letter from Portugal Page: 23 Coulter’s Candy Page: 27 The Case for Matron Page: 31 I Want to Eat You Up! Page: 35 At Presbyterian Ladies’ Page: 39 Quandong Berries Page: 43 Poor Darling. Poor You Page: 47 A Sighting in the Museum Page: 51 The Intimacy of Tents Page: 56 Spitfires, Courage, Statistics Page: 60 Rhododendron Issues Page: 64 Distressed Oatmeal Page: 68 The Rescue of Hollandaise Sauce Page: 72 Birgitte Offends Page: 76 Fra Filippo Lippi Page: 80 Stuarts and Campbells Page: 84 Outside the Playhouse Theatre Page: 88 At Valvona & Crolla Page: 92 Silting Up Page: 96 The Anthropology of Electricity Page: 100 We Are Surrounded by New Puritans Page: 104 Clare Talks to Bruce Page: 108 On the Flight Deck Page: 112 More Things in Heaven and Earth Page: 116 On the Success of Others Page: 120 Not in the Ordinary Sense of the Word… Page: 125 The Pronunciation of Gullane (Part 72)… Page: 129 Domenica and Nicola Walk to Stockbridge, and Beyond Page: 133 Irene as Termagant Page: 138 All About Hipsters Page: 142 You’ve Got Great Contours Page: 147 They Simply Cried Page: 152 Scottish Defenestrations Page: 156 Mist-Covered Mountains Page: 160 The Association of Scottish Nudists Page: 164 A Meeting in a Bistro Page: 169 Ulysses Reacts Page: 173 What Ulysses Almost Said Page: 177 Extreme Sports Page: 181 Among the Watsonians Page: 186 The Play’s the Thing Page: 190 The Isobars of Guilt Page: 195 Imagined Interrogations Page: 199 A Cry of Freedom and Defiance Page: 203 Hipster Pyjamas Page: 207 An Eighty-four Horse-Power, Six-Cylinder Narcissist Page: 211 The Symbolism of Scones Page: 215 Metaphorical Falls Page: 220 Deceit and Concealment Page: 224 Squtlandiyah Page: 228 Shed Issues Page: 233 Snakes and Ladders Page: 237 Chez Macpherson Page: 242 Bring Back Matron Page: 246 Clare Takes Over Page: 250 In Moray Place Page: 254 Falling Veils of White Page: 258 Thoughts on the 23 Bus Page: 262 I Cannot Live Without You Page: 266 Clare’s Proposal Page: 270 Para-Mountain-Biking on Skye Page: 274 Freedom Come All Ye Page: 278 Walking Home Page: 282 Kitchen Talk in Scotland Street Page: 286 See, I Am Here Page: 290
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