T-Rex
They say age ain't nothing but a number. I wish someone would tell that to my heart. Usually the life of the never-ending party, I'm now ready to make some changes in my life. After years of chasing tail, I finally found the illusive unicorn who will make me turn in my player card. But wouldn't you know it, she is just not that into me. Little does Drucilla know, the Sexual Tyrannosaurus, always gets his prey.
Drucilla
The empty nest syndrome is real! As a single mother, I was dependent on my son to occupy my days and sadly, my nights, too. Now that he's moved out of the house, I have no idea what to do with my free time. My life coach has convinced me to start living for myself. So I wrote a bucket list. Item number one, find a sexy biker to knock some dust off my bed. What's not on the list is to fall in love. There seems to be a miscommunication between my brain and my heart because T-Rex is all the man I need. Somebody, help me.