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by  Parker H. Smock

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Recommendations
I recommend the reader obtain a see through folder with possibly a pocket for a CD and have people read it.
Copies of the CD must be labeled correctly: (MS WORD Document Pennsylvania – The Holy Experiment that did not
Work – Which Became-The Real 9/11 Story By: Parker H. Smock) Please instruct people to mail copies of the CD to
Pennsylvanians and others and inform more people with their hard copies and CD’s.
If a person wants to sell copies of the CD or hard copies that should include a CD, go right ahead. This gives
people comfort in knowing what happened concerning 9/11, educates people on history, and teaches how to save
American lives in the future. A person can reach more people by selling it. I recommend hard copy, folder, and CD for
$30.00. A CD should be sold no more than $10.00. Selling it gives it more value to people and allows you to reach
more people.
In a hard copy this page can be discarded leaving the COLOR Cover Page on top.
To copy the CD: Open My Computer on desktop and select CD drive usually “D” Drive. Left click the
mouse and hold the file and drag it to the desktop. This will leave the copy leaving a copy on the original floppy
and on the desktop. Put in a blank CD-R and drag the copy back to the new CD in MY Computer or ask for
assistance or use a CD burning program or get a printer or store to do it for you, but you will need a CD burner
at a minimum. Do as many as you desire then check your work by putting the copied CD’s in and selecting CD
drive and back and forward on the MY Computer menu.
This file may be copied and sold and distributed, but it may not be published. After all it is not finished yet and
the Introduction is the hardest for me to write. I personally have mailed and emailed with permission of government
over 150,000 copies in ever-increasing rough draft numbering. In other words you’re getting the latest and greatest,
because everyone knows, your special, especially if you’re one of the most intelligent under 16-years-old.
Layman’s Guide to Having the Children Ring the Liberty Bell
Pennsylvania -
The Holy Experiment that di d
not Work-Which Became-
(William Penn called his idea to rule a colony,
“The Holy Experiment”)
THE REAL 9/11 STORY
President Clinton, who I caused to go
Featuring: The Scumbag Terrorist
to Harrisburg long before 9/11, said at the
Stupid Psychological Warfare for your National Funeral, “It takes time in American
Politics and the terrorist did not understand
COMFORT as to what happened.
that.”
President George W. Bush, who I
caused to say, “I know how to make you
freer,” after 9/11, said at his Inaugural
Address, “We need to ring the Liberty
Bell.” President Bush took a previous
rough draft version of this book door to
door in Pennsylvania, which is the only
way government can relay the so-called
truth about 9/11, being it is unfortunately
There is gold in
my horror/history story and not a federal
them their hills!
story, that was meant to be a history
Hopefully you
book with recommendations to stop
can find freedom
Pennsylvania’s violent history from
for the children.
repeating itself.
How to establish The United States of Iceland know it all of the
laws jerk kids, the adults are almost hopeless, but WE can try.
Violence has nothing to do with population. According to The U. S. Department of
Justice Statistics in 2003 New York City was the most populated area in the country yet
was only the 82nd most violent area over 100,000 populations that they track. Violence has
to do with statewide social contract except The City of the District of Columbia, which is
citywide. North Dakota has the least violence per capita and does not help the rest of
US, and no one tries to get rid of North Dakota!
Mr. Bill O’Reilly of FOX By: Parker H. Smock-“The American
TV said, “Try listening to Revolutionist” as labeled by the federal government
freedom fighter.” (And he in an input to Hollywood writers episode of Sliders.
isn’t a politician or salesman.) Also up to two movies now called: Trial & Error and
National Treasure. One more movie will confirm I
am not better than anyone else just better looking!
Rough Draft Version #64 with other States and D.C. and Federal too.
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Pennsylvania - The Holy Experiment that did not Work -
Which Became -The Real 9/11 Story Rough Draft # 64
By: Parker Hickman Smock
This book may not be published. It may be mass-
produced with data CD and/or printed hard copy. It can be
sold. It may not be changed. This book may be translated to
other languages with the understanding that this wording is
to remain and that some slight meaning may be lost in
translation. Previous rough drafts have a circulation of
about 150,000 in the United States of America and about
3,000 in other countries. (Government of The United States
of America allows me, Parker, to email this book.) The views
expressed in this book, though few, are the views of History
and Parker Hickman Smock. The rights of this book belong
to Parker Hickman Smock. This is a very lax copyright but
understand this book unfortunately features real horror.
Thank You.

To: The victims of 9/11 and their
families. May God bless you who the author
met in 1964 right around his fourth
birthday when his mother was taken to the
stars (Heaven) in front of him. (Yes, I am a
cursed man unable to believe in God.)

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To: The Children. I perceive that is the
way they would want it.

To: My children Nicholas Coleman and
Virginia Coleman. Whose names were
changed while I was denied to testify. This
was supposed to be for my Munchausen

Syndrome by Proxy children until the scum
terrorist stole it.

Note: I would rate this book PG-13.
Note: I respectfully request understanding that you are intelligent and know what a rough draft
means. And it's the Introduction that is the roughest.
Note: This is page 2. Page Numbering is sequentiality but may appear to start on this page on 96 on
a stupid computer depending on program used to view it, Open Office or MS Word, 96,97,98,...etc.
Truth
Wouldn’t truth hurt? Hypothetically if I contacted you that your relative died…it would hurt that day
and become slightly easier over time. This is going to hurt. The truth is I wrote a document called
“Pennsylvania-The Holy Experiment that did not Work” that featured violent chronological Pennsylvania
history and recommendations to improve the social contract in Pennsylvania and the stupid terrorist who
knew nothing how Pennsylvanians would have had fun and passion over throwing their Commonwealth
went and ruined it all and stole it off the Internet. So this book features scumbag terrorist stupid
psychological warfare to make more sense to you and allow you to cry and receive closure. This may take
time to set in, until closure sets in nothing drastic, no more stinking bomb threats, no nasty letters, just keep
reading perhaps until closure sets in, then fight for the children’s freedom, with respect.
Now we try much harder. The way those before us want it.
At least we have a start to saving American Lives. No thanks to least violent state per capita North
Dakota. It appears your country has lied to you. All Americans, except apparently North Dakotans, know the
pure essence of being American means your suppose to help those foreign if not at least domestic. Yet here
these North Dakotans sit with the least violent state per capita and do not help the rest of US. I don’t know
about you, but as per my upbringing if I didn’t at least try and get rid of North Dakota to the French
Canadians and drive the Bloody British out of Pennsylvania once and for all my father would kill me.
They Can’t Lie to You
I want to reassert to you that your country did not lie to you concerning 9/11, as they cannot because 9/11
is not a federal story, but my horror story. (A Fight for Freedom Story for those that will get involved and
to others just a history book.) Nevertheless I was in touch by writing President Clinton and caused President
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Clinton to go to Harrisburg, Northern Ireland, England, Vietnam, long before 9/11 who said at the National
Funeral, “It take time in American Politics and the terrorist did not understand that.” Governor Tom Ridge,
who I was in touch with by writing prior to 9/11, became Director of Homeland Security. After 9/11 I went
out with ever increasing rough drafts of Pennsylvania-The Holy Experiment that did not Work-The Real 9/11
Story and Bill O'Reilly of FOX News labeled me and it, “A Freedom Fighter started it all and
Pennsylvanians have died too.” President Bush said, “I know how to make you freer.” Then during the
Presidential election the Democrats wrote, “It is a fight for freedom”. Then US Senator Kerry, who had a
rough draft of this book, served his country very well and decided not to slam President Bush, and for that I
am grateful of the sign to pull the country together, but U.S. Senator Kerry said at the Presidential Debate,
“The People deserve the truth”. Then US Senator Clinton said on TV, “The mood in Washington is unreal, I
still think the Democrats can win, but we have to do it for the children”. President George W. Bush told the
Russians we once invaded by the bigot President Woodrow Wilson and had President Putin slam us for our
democracies. A Pope released, “If you want to serve god fight for social justice.” President Bush helped
Georgia. President Bush at his Inaugural Address, with President Clinton present, “We need to ring the
Liberty Bell.” (Understand that both Democrats and Republicans are going down there or up there,
depending which side of the Mason/Dixon Line your on, in rumor control central D.C. and probably Green
Party and Religious folks too. So what I am trying to say is it is not a time to hate your country. Great things
will come of this tragedy. I hope and pray.) President Bush went door to door with a previous rough draft of
this book in Pennsylvania, which is the only way government can so-called tell you the truth about 9/11 as it
is my story, and as I asked him to do as some people can’t handle funeral and thought government was lying
to them about Death, and resorted to violence, exactly while it is violence that I personally know so well and
study that I try to curtail. President Bush cannot go to every door, after all someone has to run the country
and make you freer and ring that Liberty Bell. Fox News labeled it and me, “A freedom fighter started it all
and Pennsylvanians died too.” But Mr. Bill O’Reilly (“What say you” {give me a break}) of FOX TV, who I
sent a previous rough draft to also said on TV, “Try listening to freedom fighter”. Bill O’Reilly was kind
enough to apologize for labeling me “freedom fighter” on David Lettermen Show as a Binghamton Police
Detective said, “I don’t like freedom fighter” for what he did against me.
The Impossible Introduction (Tough to Explain National Funeral)
Let US not make this too difficult. All that simply need done is to give North Dakota to the French
Canadians and we can finally drive the Bloody British out of Pennsylvania once and for all. This will also
allow US to obtain a star for The Monarchy of Pennsylvania without having to do any sewing.
I kindly remind you that only you can fight for your freedom. Do so respectfully please and try and
squeeze in some jokes. We don’t laugh enough anymore, which I feel partially responsible for. God I hate it.
I wasn’t allowed to be a father. I don’t need god. I only had country left. And my father would kill
me if I didn’t at least try and help Pennsylvanians and get rid of North Dakota. Fine, North Dakota is a
personal problem too.
I knew way too much baloney in Pennsylvania. My country has me under a do not mess with driver’s
license number NY ID: 825 141 981 on police computers. (But I also have a new sister named Jamie, she
lives in Ohio and momentarily lost her aunt in the WTC and raised her aunt's three children and so very
respectfully requested this book. US Senator Clinton said on TV, “Parker didn't do anything.”) I should be
able to eat some murders and thieves for lunch. It is either that or eat some quiche and be a real man and be a
so-called political prisoner again. Yes, it is very real and serious actually. (I only give a hint of the profound
baloney within this book.)
The KGB Stuff: I was born November 12, 1960. Well, as per the last issue of George Magazine John
Fitgerald Kennedy Jr. was born November 1960 but the day of the month was not given. We all know what
happened to President Kennedy. My father petitioned to get the reason behind the Vietnam War declassified,
but was denied, and you'll learn more about my father latter in this book. President George W. Bush has the
reason behind the Vietnam War in a National Holding Pattern for me as it is all I have left to possibly see my
children, now adults again. It is possible that President Kennedy was killed over the Vietnam War, but we
may never know until Heaven. Which now thanks to me you now have to earn more award points to make it,
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but I'll explain within this book all about North Dakota, so it shouldn't be a problem for you to make it to
Heaven. Just read sdrawkcab (backward) if you have trouble keeping up.
My chances ain't too good. There is either 30 or 31 days in November so if JFK Jr. was born on the
12th of November that would be a 1/30 chance or 1/31 chance of just shooting myself. Then there is that my
father will kill me if I don't get rid of North Dakota. Now the President is saying in National Treasure 2 if I
don't pull it off I have to go to jail. Here I was thinking all the warrants ran out. You better get rid of North
Dakota yourself.
However, at least I should be able to figure out New Jersey’s - 2nd Organized Crime Compromise.
I haven’t figured out yet why it takes two Texans to eat an Armadillo, one to watch for cars. However, I do
know Texans can't stand Yankee sarcasm and that one ought to drive them nuts. I got a start on why
Alabama is a lot like Florida, but they can count faster. Got some inclination that Rhode Island really isn’t
an Island about half way there at 26th most violent per capita. Arizona can do it themselves. Ohio I have not
been able to figure out why a Doctor was convicted then released of killing his wife and once had TV
episodes about him and also a movie. I don’t think it is funny that it takes three Californians to screw in a
light bulb, one to hold the ladder, one to screw in the light bulb, and one to relate to the experience. I figured
out Hawaiian that Aloha means: “We so scared of you but give us the money”. Even going to attempt
Illinois – Al Capone in PA twice too. Then I am throwing in a bonus section of the National Standard For
Prisons. All in all it equates to the start of antidisestablishmentarianism of The United States of Iceland,
know it all of the law jerk kids, but the adults are almost hopeless and the discovery of some real GOLD.
Well, at least I can try to get rid of North Dakota to the French Canadians. And figure out why New
Hampshire, Maine, South Dakota, West Virginia, and Vermont, all broke off other states or territories
and changed the law to the better like Kentucky did themselves, and become non-violent pansy states that
don’t help the rest of US. Violence is statewide except the District of Columbia, which is rumor control
citywide. New York, who didn’t vote for The Declaration of Independence, was laid into by three Presidents
to call their countrymen names for Roscoe Conklin corruption and being the second worst at the Spoils
System while Pennsylvania was the worst at the Spoils System, and many said there was a problem with
Pennsylvania, as you will soon learn, but you can try to help Pennsylvania and do it for the children the way
they would want it. But Pennsylvania went and messed up again and changed the welcome signs from
“Welcome to the Commonwealth” to “Welcome to the State of Pennsylvania” without asking permission for
the Monarchy of Pennsylvania to join the Union and total disregard for the federalizes who will now have to
sew another star on the flag.
How did I know so much profound baloney in primarily many counties of Pennsylvania? That’s what
I wanted to figure out. If I had lived in Pennsylvania my whole life it would have been normal to me. I knew
things that others, none of whom can match my bravery or good looks that makes women cry and had
political prisoner kids, knew too. Many hated what must be the most crooked county in the nation, (a 1/67
Pennsylvania County Chance and not 1/3066 Nation County Chance) and should have hated their state or ah
Commonwealth. I grew up till 18-years-old in New Jersey-The Second Organized Crime Compromise and
my father even put organized crime in jail in New Jersey before President Nixon pardoned other organized
crime in New Jersey. Not much help from the Garden State. In New Jersey I went to Pennsylvania many
times. In New Jersey they didn't call Pennsylvanians names because they are not much better. Today, this is
why it is the NY Giants and not the NJ Giants. I lived in violent Texas were an egotistical maniac City of
Austin Policeman Gates tried to get poor 18-year-old me for eight Austin City Police beating a handcuffed
Mexican/American while the white man did it and no one but me did anything about it, Virginia, Tennessee,
Illinois, California, South Carolina, Pennsylvania and New York. I have been to violent Arizona in Phoenix
where Tent City was on TV twice now-thank you Arizona for Pennsylvania, Michigan, New Mexico,
Florida-that’s where a prisoner in another state once asked guards, “What is the most violent state?” The
guards responded, “Florida” so he went to Florida to become a Serial Killer, Georgia, Alabama, Nebraska,
Wyoming, Colorado, Wisconsin, Louisiana, Arkansas, North Carolina, District of Columbia, Ohio, and
about every state but the northwest states, far north central, and Alaska and Hawaii. The least violent state I
lived in was Maine, where a man-murdered an elderly couple that owned a hardware store and I nearly
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picked him up hitchhiking in a little town called Lisbon Falls and the people were much more shocked than
other states. I have been to Bermuda, least violent Central America country Costa Rica, and other violent
countries. The least violent country I have ever been to, and it sure looks like the least violent country per
capita in the world is the great country Iceland with the US Navy, but I associated with Icelandic more so
than most in the US Navy. It’s called the Ye Old Social Contract Theory and I will prove it to be true and
have you die a hero a long long time from now and make those that went before us proud of you. I promise.
The Bottom line is The United States of Iceland know it all of the law jerk kids, the adults are almost
hopeless but WE can try harder. It sure does look like the Maniacs of FBI Maine are much smarter than FBI
New Jersey too. I’m going to try and see if I can get Bill O’Reilly of FOX news, and sidekick on that
government input to Hollywood fantasy wake movie National Treasure to run for President of The United
States of Iceland.
It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to prove violence, but driving Bloody British out of Pennsylvania
takes some finesse and finance. There is MOVE, Paxton Boys, Know Nothing Riots, Striking Distance, No
Magna Carta or British Governor assigned. All one has to do is document history in a logical over through
and prove it. Then comes the hard part social contract signing to correct the violent history.
Take a moment to learn what Colonel Thomas Hartley writing from York, Pennsylvania to James
Wilson on December 22, 1776, said:
Col. Ross and you told me when at Philad that I would find a great Change in the County-your
observations were but too true. …The disaffected have spared no Pains to improve on those unlucky
events. The Committee from mismanagement have lost all their authority-there are no Justices-no Law-
every one seems to do what he listeth-I am surprised that there are not more Murders & Robberies
committed for these ever flourish in anarchy and Confusion. …”
By the way I forgot to mention I have Alaska all figured out as the farthest east, west, north, and
largest Commonwealth, about the size of Texas. As all a Commonwealth means is a piece of land. I also
finally figured out Russia.
A Russian woman was so nice to me on the Internet when she requested this book that I tried to give
her Alaska back and came close to solving the star sewing problem. I read in a newspaper that Georgia,
which President George W. Bush invaded with some sort of Jean-Jaque Rousseau Philosophy of
Democracies, was now complaining that Russia was flying over their air space. So I made a joke out of it but
she didn't understand Yankee sarcasm. Therefore Russia is a lot like Texas but bigger as they can't
understand Yankee sarcasm either.
You will learn many things in this book including what Robin said, “Holy Popping Popcorn Batman”
January 1923 to December 1924 The cape crusader, a regular Batman, the first Philadelphia Mussolini,
ruled the streets of Philadelphia. Philadelphia hired a town-tamer, Brigadier General Smedley D. Butler,
USMC, who had twice won the Medal of Honor. Mr. Butler was short and wiry. He dressed in a trim blue
and gold uniform with flowing blue cape with red silk. He rode in an enormous Packard limousine with
sirens. His wife accompanied him often. He was on special leave from the Marines.
Once he shut down every speakeasy in the city for forty-eight hours to prove it could be done. One
week he led a citywide raid and netted more than 1,100 saloon keepers, gamblers, bookies, and prostitutes.
One night, with a revolver, he flushed out seven gangsters. He fired police lieutenants and sergeants whom
he suspected of corruption.
In the end he caused the removal of votes from the saloon keepers, madams, and others. Mayor
Freeland D. Kendrick gave the Marines their colorful general back.
But Violence has Nothing to do with Population
Violence has nothing to do with population. According to The U. S. Department of Justice Statistics
in 2003 New York City was the most populated area in the country yet was only the 82nd most violent area
over 100,000 populations that they track. If you can’t trust The U.S. Department of Justice whom can you
trust? Violence has to do with statewide Social Contract except The City of the District of Columbia, which
is citywide. North Dakota has the least violence per capita and does not help the rest of US. West
Virginia, Maine, New Hampshire, South Dakota, and Vermont, are low violence states too that along with
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North Dakota protect their children better with no school shootings. Interesting enough Hollywood doesn’t
generate those stupid conspiracy movies about these states and Cops Show, a Michael Moore production
without solutions, doesn’t dare go there. No, I didn’t tell the Russians about Democracies, fine President
Bush did, No No, Hollywood did for generations. We should be able to drive the Bloody British out of
Pennsylvania once and for all by giving North Dakota to the French Canadians.
My upbringing was so incredibly refined, son of a stinking hero, and grandson of a stinking hero. If it
had not been for these things and not having the ability to believe in God all would have been lost for another
300 years. If I had not at least tried to take on the Prince of the Monarchy of Pennsylvania and the Pansies of
North Dakota and drive the Bloody British out of Pennsylvania once and for all my father would have killed
me.
I’m fine, my country has me under a do not arrest driver’s license number on police computers due to
the tough to handle funeral I hate that I represent, but I offer closure. The egotistical maniac men I can
handle, the woman who think they are my mother and have the right to worry about me are tough, though, so
fine it is my right to a kiss from all the married woman and those passionate college ladies for causing
President Clinton to help the children of Northern Ireland and I intend to collect so the egotistical maniac
men don’t have to sleep on the couch tonight.
A fireman pulled a goof on me for my book.
A woman from Nichols, New York came bearing gifts after reading a previous rough draft of this
book and said, “Don’t give up the fight”, even before Mr. Bill O’Reilly said, “Try listening to freedom
fighter.” But…
But the greatest thing ever done for me was a woman came to Binghamton, NY where I had an
apartment, that some egotistical Detective maniacs tried to get me, nope darn it wasn’t actually FBI as in
National Treasure but that makes it more exciting, and then have a Binghamton Detective cokehead relative
steal incriminating evidence against the City from, it is hard to comprehend vindictive childish behavior, but
anyway she tracked me down who lost her grandmother on the subway in 9/11 and rescued me on 8/3/2005
and ran away before I could come to the realization of what that fine woman did. God thank you who ever
you are in Hancock, NY.
Fox TV News Commentator, Bill O’Reilly, was kind enough to apologize on David Letterman for
labeling me freedom fighter, due to some can’t handle the funeral. So please no more religious material I get
all the time.
In 1999 I did have the honor of meeting none other than John Dickinson’s descendant sent to me by
my country. Thank you country, you’re all right. Sorry about all those women who owe me a kiss. North
Dakota, well, nay.
1999 was when it started by writing Governor Tom Ridge, President Clinton, Secret Service,
Department of Justice, etc, but it was 1993 that I began researching Pennsylvania history taking a long time
to find the Common Man thing as it was my fault for Pennsylvania.
I only wish I could take it back, before 9/11…you totally missed it. I had some Pennsylvanians very
proud of me once before 9/11. I can’t be sure but I tried like mad to get President Clinton laughing. It is
called overthrow by diplomacy of the moment I made President Clinton crack a smile I knew I had them. I
found dueling legal in Pennsylvania and even tried to jokingly duel Governor Tom Ridge in Gettysburg over
Pennsylvania. I respectfully requested weapons to hit Harrisburg from Binghamton or some federal input to
Hollywood TV episodes, nevertheless I got the TV episodes. I respectfully requested the manual to over
through a state but never received it. So I had to do it by the book, The Declaration of Independence, my
responsibility as an American, to help my country, it …nearly worked…Crap… Now, We must try harder
for those true heroes who went before us and make them proud of us.
Never make sense?
Also the scumbag terrorist stupid psychological warfare will not make much sense to people unless it is
followed by Pennsylvania history. It is extremely hard to verbally explain without Pennsylvania History that
follows. Please understand this book was suppose to be called The Holy Experiment that did not Work,
exactly what the scumbag terrorist got off the Internet and in which I try to prove Pennsylvania’s violent past
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and try to stop violent history from repeating itself by giving recommendations to improve the social contract
in Pennsylvania and making Pennsylvania win. I already lost.
I hate it with a passion too and call it what you will, but for me personally it is a requirement that I must
admit the scumbag terrorist stole “Pennsylvania-The Holy Experiment that did not Work” off the Internet
and provide closure with their stupid psychological warfare. What you are about to read may take a day or
two or week to settle in. Until you receive closure, please nothing rash because as you know this book has
caused violence by people that don’t like the funeral. Everything will be all right one day. The wake will
come, less violence in the nation will come, and someday we will enjoy our new found freedom, no thanks to
North Dakota.
Don’t Hate
At this time most federal employees have been fired that were entitled due to events prior to 9/11, an
office failed to listen to me as to political mess in Pennsylvania and an FBI Agent supported attempted rapist
sheriff. The Sheriff threatened a woman with arrest the next day after his attempted rape, and another woman
kissed me also to get him but wouldn’t tell me what, and yet another woman would have kissed me if her
husband were not there. I’ll get that kiss one day. Those fired, like unfortunately firing an employee, will
receive closure and improve them selves. It’s no fun getting people. Those to be imprisoned will be actually
easier. The sheriff, also didn’t post Sheriff Signs on non-delinquent tax property for taxation without
representation double tax trick as property at a Sheriff Sale is not guaranteed to have a clear title so they
could say, “oops we made a mistake” to the individual and advertise by property number many properties not
houses that can’t be double occupied, in what is known as The Susquehanna County Real Estate Scam the
Sheriff was portrayed in two federal input to Hollywood Sliders episodes and is out of office but suspect
needs jail. Many more, and murders to go to jail and unfortunately fired. So don’t hate your country, please.
A woman said, “Don’t worry about Parker he is smart he can handle this.” It’s being handled.
I thank my country for pulling together.
I thank those who sent me religious material.
I appreciate all the support given to my newfound friend Mr. O’Reilly (Reilly Pool on National
Treasure), who snows the country and real is a halfway intelligent, even if he is a stinking Democrat and get
the car in the end, but I get the woman, which makes sense because I am better looking. Please learn to laugh
again.
Please don’t forget only you can serve your country and do it for the children, do so respectfully please
and try and squeeze in some jokes.
I thank Dr. Sandra Anderson for teaching me Political Science, Women in History, and how to do
Research.
I thank US Department of Justice Statistics and Trudy for their assistance.
I thank Pennsylvania School Teacher Chelsea Richards for writing, “Don't give up the fight,” about my
children.
I thank Mike Benjamin for saving a great book for me about Pennsylvania.
I am a little bit apprehensive about my friend Debbie In Scottsdale, Arizona telling Oprah how good
looking I am to have Oprah think with her hormones and backwards and call me “Recrap” instead of
“Parker” on Larry King Show about a book on “Fatherhood” when it is actually about “The Importance of
Getting Rid of North Dakota.”. If someone could tell President Oprah I am attached I would appreciate it.
I thank President George W. Bush for putting the Reason behind the Vietnam War in a national holding
pattern so I may be able to see my children over it.
I thank all the intelligent librarians.
I thank the Binghamton Fireman for pulling a goof on me for my book.
I know many of you are upset at The United Nations for slamming The United States of America for
violence and offering no solutions. Understand The United Nations is a group of people and the masses often
get it wrong. So please go easy on The United Nations who are entitled to a mistake.
I thank Judy of Rochester, New York, and Debbie of Wisconsin, and Maya of Nevada, and Police
Officer Bill of southern Illinois.
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I thank the woman for making this book part of “her collection.” (But this is Social Contract
improvement stuff, it needs to society so I can at least try and die a hero and make it a good story again.)
I thank Mr. Alan Greenspan for once writing, “A Democracy depends on a Judiciary.”
I thank President Carter for saying on TV, “When we go overseas we look at a countries judiciary.”
I thank Georgetown University for not slamming American University because my father went to
Georgetown as an American University Law School Professor said on TV, “We have some antiquated
judiciaries.”
I thank President Clinton for giving a lecture at Georgetown University and straighting out Georgetown
University.
I thank the young man in Haiti.
I thank the young black woman in Binghamton for giving me a hug.
I thank Filipino Loran who works for a hotel chain and is currently managing a hotel in Nigeria for
reading my book and being Rox and my friend.
I thank the daughter to the Taxi Driver who read my book
I thank the woman who lost her teenage daughter to Cancer for saying, “I can't believe they never paid
you.” (But, what you didn't know was I the honor of meeting your daughter when she was never saying her
goodbyes to her high school friends.)
I thank the King of Spain for taking back the Philippines since the USS Maine blew up internally and
allowing me to rename it “The Republic of Iceland” as per The Rules of Discovery for discovering this in
Admiral Rickover's book. That ought to keep those militant groups cool!
I thank 16-year-old Semper Fi for not giving up the fight, being my friend, and not telling me about her
loved one.
I thank the young woman for saying, “My whole family read your book.”
I thank Mike of Florida.
I thank the unknown 16-year-old girl for being my friend.
I thank Pennsylvanians for reading my book.
I thank the Army man home from Iraq in Scranton for being proud of me when it was him I was proud
of.
I thank the Binghamton Police Officer for laughing and calling me, “International Terrorist.”
I thank the man in Turkey for “passing it on.”
I thank the girl in Montana for not crying.
I thank the New Jersey man for getting it into New Jersey.
I thank you for reading this.
I thank the woman for “taking my book to class”.
I thank the boy whose father is in Political Science and told him about the United States of Iceland
concept at the dinner table.
I thank all the Drivers for passing it on.
I thank the man who insisted a missile hit the __________ and teaching me about his rights.
I thank the Canadian for getting it into Canada. (WE the People will win this time! You can have North
Dakota.)
I thank the woman at the New York State Department of Taxation for not crying and saying, “Don't say
sorry.”
I thank too many women for trying who couldn't make me happy while my blood must die of
Munchausen Syndrome by Proxy. They are still alive.
I thank INTERPOL. They were the only ones I informed about __________ and about myself being the
only one that can handle, more like must admit, the ultimate swear word: De*th. Therefore it was
INTERPOL that laid into someone in the United States and caused a show on The History Channel.
I thank the 13-year-old girl who read my book and told her mother, “They never taught us this stuff in
school.”
I thank Amanda of Nigeria.
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