I Hate Myselfie PDF
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Thank you for downloading this Keywords Press/Atria eBook. Join our mailing list and get updates on new releases, deals, bonus content and other great books from Keywords Press/Atria and Simon & Schuster. CLICK HERE TO SIGN UP or visit us online to sign up at eBookNews.SimonandSchuster.com This book is dedicated to my hilarious and caring mother. Thank you for giving me so much unconditional love and fuck you for giving me your fat arms and wonky eye. CONTENTS About the Art I Hate Myselfie: An Introduction My Destinee My High School Musical Two First Kisses The Original Catfish Between Hollywood and an Abortion Clinic Denny’s and Death My Birthday Suit Internet Famous How to Survive a Horror Movie The Mean Girl Got Fat My Girl (SPACE) Friends My Strange Addictions YouTube Got Me Fired Astral Projection Just a Pretty Face My Leg Twin Shocktuber Prom Acknowledgments ABOUT THE ART I have a lot of really talented fans. So I thought it would be fun to ask some of them to create pictures inspired by the essays. I sent each of them an excerpt and asked him or her to draw whatever they felt like. As you’ll see, the results are sometimes amazing, sometimes hilarious, and always unflattering, considering I have a VERY hard face to draw. I HATE MYSELFIE: AN INTRODUCTION ABOUT THE ARTIST Isabella Piccione is currently a freshman in high school and has had a passion for art for as long as she can remember. She lives in Connecticut, and you can follow her on Twitter at @stylesftdawson. Hi. I’m Shane Dawson. Some of you might know me from my videos on the internet. Some of you might know me from the movie I directed entitled Not Cool. And some of you might know me as the guy you saw on the cover of this book who has an incredibly punchable face. I’m all of those things and more! I also have an incredibly punchable body, but none of you will ever get to see that. For the record, I don’t really hate myself, but I do hate the way I portray myself online. Hence, “myselfie.” See what I did there? Online I’m this loud, outrageous, confident guy who acts like nothing bothers him and he has the whole world at his fingertips. In reality, I’m a shy,
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