✴ ✴ He’s Just Not in the Stars ✴ p jenni kosarin ✴ l Wicked Astrology & Uncensored Advice for Getting the (Almost) Perfect Guy ✴ ✴ ✴ Contents acknowledgments xv introinduction 1 chapter 1 Aries (the Ram,March 21–April 19),Ex or Next 11 Aries Rude-iments 11 Aries Tongue Lashing 12 Aries:Is He intoYou? 14 Advice to the Future Mrs.Aries 16 Advice to the Ex Ms.Aries 17 Sun/Venus Combinations:The True Love Potential Test 20 Aries Sun,Venus in Aries 20 •Boyfriend Potential Rating 22 •Celebrity Correspondents with Aries Sun, Venus in Aries 22 Aries Sun,Venus in Taurus 23 •Boyfriend Potential Rating 24 •Celebrity Correspondents with Aries Sun, Venus in Taurus 24 iv Contents Aries Sun,Venus in Gemini 24 •Boyfriend Potential Rating 25 •Celebrity Correspondents with Aries Sun, Venus in Gemini 25 Aries Sun,Venus in Aquarius 26 •Boyfriend Potential Rating 27 •Celebrity Correspondents with Aries Sun, Venus in Aquarius 28 Aries Sun,Venus in Pisces 28 •Boyfriend Potential Rating 29 •Celebrity Correspondents with Aries Sun, Venus in Pisces 30 Aries Dic*-tionary 30 chapter 2 Taurus (the Bull,April 20–May 20),Ex or Next 32 Taurus Rude-iments 32 Taurus Tongue Lashing 34 Taurus:Is He intoYou? 35 Advice to the Future Mrs.Taurus 37 Advice to the Ex Ms.Taurus 38 Sun/Venus Combinations:The True Love Potential Test 41 Taurus Sun,Venus in Aries 41 •Boyfriend Potential Rating 42 •Celebrity Correspondents with Taurus Sun, Venus in Aries 43 Taurus Sun,Venus in Taurus 43 •Boyfriend Potential Rating 44 •Celebrity Correspondents with Taurus Sun, Venus in Taurus 45 Taurus Sun,Venus in Gemini 45 •Boyfriend Potential Rating 46 •Celebrity Correspondents with Taurus Sun, Venus in Gemini 47 Contents v Taurus Sun,Venus in Cancer 48 •Boyfriend Potential Rating 49 •Celebrity Correspondents with Taurus Sun, Venus in Cancer 49 Taurus Sun,Venus in Pisces 50 •Boyfriend Potential Rating 51 •Celebrity Correspondents with Taurus Sun, Venus in Pisces 51 Taurus Dic*-tionary 52 chapter 3 Gemini (the Twins,May 21–June 20),Ex or Next 54 Gemini Rude-iments 54 Gemini Tongue Lashing 58 Gemini:Is He intoYou? 59 Advice to the Future Mrs.Gemini 60 Advice to the Ex Ms.Gemini 61 Sun/Venus Combinations:The True Love Potential Test 63 Gemini Sun,Venus in Aries 63 •Boyfriend Potential Rating 64 •Celebrity Correspondents with Gemini Sun, Venus in Aries 65 Gemini Sun,Venus in Taurus 65 •Boyfriend Potential Rating 66 •Celebrity Correspondents with Gemini Sun, Venus in Taurus 67 Gemini Sun,Venus in Gemini 68 •Boyfriend Potential Rating 70 •Celebrity Correspondents with Gemini Sun, Venus in Gemini 70 Gemini Sun,Venus in Cancer 70 •Boyfriend Potential Rating 72 •Celebrity Correspondents with Gemini Sun, Venus in Cancer 72 vi Contents Gemini Sun,Venus in Leo 74 •Boyfriend Potential Rating 75 •Celebrity Correspondents with Gemini Sun, Venus in Leo 75 Gemini Dic*-tionary 76 chapter 4 Cancer (the Crab,June 21–July 22),Ex or Next 77 Cancer Rude-iments 77 Cancer Tongue Lashing 80 Cancer:Is He intoYou? 81 Advice to the Future Mrs.Cancer 83 Advice to the Ex Ms.Cancer 85 Sun/Venus Combinations:The True Love Potential Test 86 Cancer Sun,Venus in Taurus 86 •Boyfriend Potential Rating 88 •Celebrity Correspondents with Cancer Sun, Venus in Taurus 88 Cancer Sun,Venus in Gemini 88 •Boyfriend Potential Rating 89 •Celebrity Correspondents with Cancer Sun, Venus in Gemini 90 Cancer Sun,Venus in Cancer 91 •Boyfriend Potential Rating 92 •Celebrity Correspondents with Cancer Sun, Venus in Cancer 92 Cancer Sun,Venus in Leo 93 •Boyfriend Potential Rating 95 •Celebrity Correspondents with Cancer Sun, Venus in Leo 96 Cancer Sun,Venus in Virgo 97 •Boyfriend Potential Rating 98 •Celebrity Correspondents with Cancer Sun, Venus in Virgo 98 Cancer Dic*-tionary 99 Contents vii chapter 5 Leo (the Lion,July 23–August 22),Ex or Next 101 Leo Rude-iments 101 Leo Tongue Lashing 105 Leo:Is He intoYou? 107 Advice to the Future Mrs.Leo 110 Advice to the Ex Ms.Leo 111 Sun/Venus Combinations:The True Love Potential Test 113 Leo Sun,Venus in Gemini 113 •Boyfriend Potential Rating 114 •Celebrity Correspondents with Leo Sun, Venus in Gemini 114 Leo Sun,Venus in Cancer 115 •Boyfriend Potential Rating 116 •Celebrity Correspondents with Leo Sun, Venus in Cancer 117 Leo Sun,Venus in Leo 118 •Boyfriend Potential Rating 119 •Celebrity Correspondents with Leo Sun, Venus in Leo 119 Leo Sun,Venus in Virgo 120 •Boyfriend Potential Rating 121 •Celebrity Correspondents with Leo Sun, Venus in Virgo 121 Leo Sun,Venus in Libra 123 •Boyfriend Potential Rating 124 •Celebrity Correspondents with Leo Sun, Venus in Libra 125 Leo Dic*-tionary 125 chapter 6 Virgo (the Virgin,August 23–September 22),Ex or Next 127 Virgo Rude-iments 127 Virgo Tongue Lashing 130 Virgo:Is He intoYou? 132 viii Contents Advice to the Future Mrs.Virgo 133 Advice to the Ex Ms.Virgo 134 Sun/Venus Combinations:The True Love Potential Test 136 Virgo Sun,Venus in Cancer 136 •Boyfriend Potential Rating 137 •Celebrity Correspondents with Virgo Sun, Venus in Cancer 137 Virgo Sun,Venus in Leo 138 •Boyfriend Potential Rating 139 •Celebrity Correspondents with Virgo Sun, Venus in Leo 140 Virgo Sun,Venus in Virgo 141 •Boyfriend Potential Rating 143 •Celebrity Correspondents with Virgo Sun, Venus in Virgo 143 Virgo Sun,Venus in Libra 144 •Boyfriend Potential Rating 146 •Celebrity Correspondents with Virgo Sun, Venus in Libra 146 Virgo Sun,Venus in Scorpio 148 •Boyfriend Potential Rating 150 •Celebrity Correspondents with Virgo Sun, Venus in Scorpio 150 Virgo Dic*-tionary 151 chapter 7 Libra (the Scales,September 23–October 22), Ex or Next 152 Libra Rude-iments 152 Libra Tongue Lashing 154 Libra:Is He intoYou? 155 Advice to the Future Mrs.Libra 156 Advice to the Ex Ms.Libra 157 Sun/Venus Combinations:The True Love Potential Test 158 Libra Sun,Venus in Leo 158 Contents ix •Boyfriend Potential Rating 159 •Celebrity Correspondents with Libra Sun, Venus in Leo 159 Libra Sun,Venus in Virgo 160 •Boyfriend Potential Rating 161 •Celebrity Correspondents with Libra Sun, Venus in Virgo 161 Libra Sun,Venus in Libra 163 •Boyfriend Potential Rating 164 •Celebrity Correspondents with Libra Sun, Venus in Libra 164 Libra Sun,Venus in Scorpio 165 •Boyfriend Potential Rating 166 •Celebrity Correspondents with Libra Sun, Venus in Scorpio 166 Libra Sun,Venus in Sagittarius 168 •Boyfriend Potential Rating 168 •Celebrity Correspondents with Libra Sun, Venus in Sagittarius 169 Libra Dic*-tionary 169 chapter 8 Scorpio (the Scorpion,October 23–November 21), Ex or Next 171 Scorpio Rude-iments 171 Scorpio Tongue Lashing 174 Scorpio:Is He intoYou? 175 Advice to the Future Mrs.Scorpio 176 Advice to the Ex Ms.Scorpio 177 Sun/Venus Combinations:The True Love Potential Test 178 Scorpio Sun,Venus in Virgo 178 •Boyfriend Potential Rating 179 •Celebrity Correspondents with Scorpio Sun, Venus in Virgo 180 Scorpio Sun,Venus in Libra 180
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