head -n 3340 Aaron Petcoff

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Aaron Petcoff
I wish I could do this for Halloween
I wish I could drive then I remember how much I’d miss getting a bus
that stinks of piss and is full of screaming k
i WiSH i WAS A TORNADO
I wish I had a tongue like
I wish I had the ballz to get a sleeve bc I so would
I wish I was a morning person
I wish I could make a living from just learning
I wish I could rock pink boots like Mya
I wish i could tell you to kiss me.
i wish i could be somebody to you
I wish I had someone to speak about Quantico with
I wish I could just disappear from life for a while.
I wish I wasn’t such a cry baby dude:/
I wish I could contribute
I wish I could tell someone my life story just to vent but then again
I think not.
I wish I was as turnt as Chris Pontius in Party Boy
I wish I had a friend like me
I wish I didn’t get involved with some people
I wish I could finally just say it already...
I wish i had someone to vibe with
I wish I could’ve been like a bug in your ear and tell you to touch it
happy for you
I wish I had big titties
I wish I could say justice has been served
i wish i was at a concert each of those days
i wish i was at that state
I wish I looked this good with short hair
I Wish I’d Be There
I wish I could go back to last year
I wish I could go back and meet someone again for the first time.
i wish i had a boyfriend just so i can steal his sweaters..
I wish I wasn’t like that
I wish I was an artist it would be fun
I wish I could give my kids more than I can.
I wish I could be
I wish I could go back and change the way it all went down.
I wish I liked baseball.
I wish I never met you
I wish I could tell my nephew that each time I miss a game or school
event it breaks my heart because he means everything to me.
I wish I saw everything as a cartoon for a day
I wish I wasn’t shy
i wish i had naturally clear skin and a good body but instead i look
like a potato
I wish I can meet my lovers TRENZ
I wish i can expand more on my gemsona but we barely know anything
about homeworld i’m a NERD IM SORRY
I wish I would’ve gotten my moms green eyes
I wish I got asked to dances
I wish I had someone who lived near me who’ll just do the Trials for
me.
I wish I had a jawline
I wish I had the picture of me holding my 2 copies of Dragonball Evo-
lution on this phone
I wish I could trade my heart for another liver
I wish I could have stayed in your life
i wish i was a hoe
i wish i wasn’t so lazy.
I wish I was there :))
I wish I got a better grade on my midterm
I wish I had the guts to tell people there boyfriend/girlfriend is
cheating on them
I wish I could just grab my blanket and roll myself up like a Versace
burrito and go back to sleep.
I wish I had money to afford a maid today.
i wish i could “un-meet” some people.
i wish i could really leave this Twitter shit alone i just be bored.
i wish i had someone cool that would just call me to hear about my day
or some shit.
I wish I had a time machine.
i wish i saved all those old fire emblem memes
I wish I never would’ve done that
I wish i would have a driveway so I can get to own one
I wish I can sing
I wish I’d met someone like me .
I wish I had a twin
I wish I had no heart
I wish I could be that person that does yoga every morning
I wish I could dance like that
I wish I could read your mind to know what you really think of me.
I wish I could have a fckin bagel (a good one)
I wish I could say I’d be devastated to find out I had cancer
I wish I have someone who cares a lot about me as much as I care about
people who don’t do the same for me.
I wish I was this happy:
I wish I knew then
i wish i can be the person i want to be
I wish I could see into the future 10 years from now so I’d know what
I should and shouldn’t spend my time on
I wish I was off today
I wish I had somebody I could show off and call all mines.
I wish I could be someone’s first choice.
I wish I could do something right for once.
i wish i wouldn’t make it home safe
I wish I were there from the begining
I wish I couldn’t feel and some things I’m grateful to feel.
I wish I could do something right for once.
I wish I could but I can’t
I WISH I WAS THE FLOOOR AND FEEL THE GOD DAMN SEKSHI BODY OF SEXING
I wish I could start fresh with life
I wish I could see what id look like with a nose job just out of curi-
osity
I wish I was at palam now
I wish I could call my headphones whenever I lose them
i wish i had someone cool that would just call me to hear about my day
or some shit.
I wish I didn’t have to leave my bed today
I wish i wake up tomorrow to see you smile
I wish i could live someone else lifestyle just for week!
I wish I could follow you twice.
I wish I could remember those ugly lyrics you were singing
I wish I could LOL
i wish i wasnt busy this whole weekend with my family i wanna do some-
thing fun
I wish I would have taken to heart years ago
I wish I got free makeup
I wish I could turn into a rolly pollie so I could just roll down to
my car from campus
I wish I may I wish I might win the lotto BIG tonight
I wish I could have met him
i wish i was dead
I wish I could leave
I wish I was with Antonio and his friends
i wish i was a cartoon character so i could wear the same outfit every
day .
I wish i could unmeet some people
I wish I could tell my younger self what I know now
I WISH I WAS ENOUGH FOR SOMEONE.
I wish I had a wallet with unlimited cash.
i wish i was blowed
I wish I had a delete button in my life
i wish i knew more sometimes i wish i knew less
I wish I could be that person that does yoga every morning
I wish I could go back in life
I wish I didn’t love you again but I do
I wish I had money so I could go get food
I wish I could!
I wish I had a guy that is worth doing cute stuff for and I can talk
to about anything
I wish I could go to one of her shows so bad
I wish i had a “kembar” children one day
I wish I could be there
I wish I could get a toa
I wish I loved my body
I wish I was at the Rainforest Caf right now.
I wish I had money
I wish I could go to univ like uoft or ubc...
I wish I could go back to the day I met you and just walk away
I wish I was older
I wish I could be in Akron for the game
I wish I looked like you ://
I wish I was a gorilla in a gorilla nest
i wish i had telekinesis just to pull out food stuck between my teeth.
I wish I was funny like if you’re funny without even trying you have
it all
I wish I was kissing you instead of missing you.
I wish I could’ve seen omg
I wish I could go back in life
I wish I never loved you.
I wish I were finished with the article about the myth of code owner-
ship
I wish I was part of some kind of a scheme where we had to synchronize
our watches.
I wish I could watch the game !!
I wish I was dead
I wish I was lying but I dead start crying when I’m doing my eyeliner
and shit won’t come out right
I wish I could be there for your funeral today Timmy
I wish I was going
I wish I was sleeping some more Rn
i wish i would have gone to the breast cancer walk :/
I wish I had more ways to tell you how grateful I am
I wish I had flow like
I wish i can keep him in my pocket
i wish i had someone cool that would just call me to hear about my day
or some shit.
I wish i knew how to play the violin
I wish i could fall asleep
I Wish i had the air brush/airbrush skills
I wish I could change and how dif
i wish i could detach my heart from my sleeve .
I wish I could be there.
I wish I had pep but im pepless
I wish I could pull this off
I wish I could sleep
I wish I would have met him now
I WISH I COULD READ YOUR MIND SO I COULD KNOW IF U DIG ME OR NOT
i wish i didnt have to
I wish i can travel
i wish i could meet you and see you perform again :(
i wish i knew what the girls face looked like in sam hunts new video
omg
I wish I had a delete button in my life
I wish I was adenine
I wish I could scream at some people “CALLATE MARICON”
I wish i bought sweatpants yesterday cuz lawd knows i dont have no
comfy pants
I wish I could just lay in bed all day today
I Wish I Could Play My Music All Day
I wish I could pull this off
i wish i could detach my heart from my sleeve .
I wish I had the “wow” effect on someone
i wish i could say the same thing
I wish I could see Jigga in concert...
I wish I could jump into my phone screen and jump out of yours...
I wish i wasn’t so fucked up.
I wish I didn’t
I wish I could fast forward time to see if it’s worth it.
I wish I was kidding
I wish I was not sober hahahahaha
I wish I could just walk away sometimes but I gotta stand there and
take it lmao sucks
I wish I had someone to send my selfies to :/
I wish I was rude
I wish I spoke Spanish because I could
I wish I had somebody who had me through whatever
I wish I had the “wow” effect on someone
I wish I could unmeet a lot of people
I wish I was going to the show
I wish I could hurt you the way you hurt me
I wish I could do a backflip
I wish I could just walk and listen to music all day
i wish i was a cartoon character so i could wear the same outfit every
day
I wish I was like you
I wish I could relive some nights.
I wish I could go back in time
I wish I wasn’t sick for once...
I wish I knew where I was supposed to go to college and what to do
with my life
I wish I was a jaw dropper :(
I wish I looked cute w my hair up
I wish I could ignore you like you ignore me.
I wish I was in it,haha
I wish I could fix everything about myself.
I wish I was Arabic instead of Mexican
i wish i was happy with out other people making me happy
I wish I shit money.
I wish I could quote with a pic because this
I wish I want pho so bad
I wish I have an assistant.
I wish i was numb
I wish I could read people’s minds.
I wish I got financial aid
I wish I was friends with Tokio Hotel purely so I could reach over
I wish I could go back in life
I wish I was Dakota
I wish I was there
I wish I talked to on a daily basis...
I wish I had thought of:
I wish I lived in LA sometimes
I wish I can twerk
I WISH I PHYSICALLY IN THESE PICS SO BADLY;-(
i wish I had a genuine friend
I wish I was still as important as you are to me.
I wish I could snap my fingers and my room would be clean
I wish I was Adele right now - what an epiphany
i wish i could be a different person every day
I Wish I Never Met You
I wish I was going to Vegas this weekend with maria :(
I wish I had a natural born talent..
I wish I had a bae :/
I wish i was her
I wish I had a butler to hold my penis so I don’t have to wash my
hands when I am done~Edd Larem
I WISH I WAS IN AUSTRALIA THO
I wish I was going I beach goth :(
i wish i could meet him at least :/
I Wish I Were a Weeki Wachee Mermaid - 65 year Mermaid Reunion
i wish i was a dream
i wish i never met you or if i want to meet
I wish I had a partner though
I wish I was there
i wish i get to see frank
I wish I could live in the old western days so I can kill people I
hate in a duel
i wish i can go :(
I wish I had clear skin :(
I wish I didn’t follow so many people..
I wish I had a nice body
I wish I could pull off silver hair
I wish I was as thin as I actually was back when I thought I was fat
I wish I had the courage not to fight and doubt everything
i wish i could slap all people involved in “hugged a monkey”
I wish I was coming home to a 6’2 dark chocolate sculpted man with
perfect teeth and a big
I wish I didn’t need sleep!
i wish i had an explanation as to why i’m so awkward and uncomfortable
in social situations but there isnt one im just r
i wish i could run for something for homecoming
I wish I didn’t
I wish I could get a text
I wish I was a dog
I wish I could see into the future 10 years from now so I’d know what
I should and shouldn’t spend my time on
I wish I could start my life over
I wish I had lilly Collins or Cara Delevinge’s eyebrows
I wish I had the courage not to fight and doubt everything
I wish I had that opportunity as a kid
I wish I could pull this off
I wish I could put you in my pocket
I wish I could kiss on
I wish I was a dog
I wish I was back down south so we could hangout
I wish I was kissing you instead of missing you.
i wish i had a brother who was in a band with hot band members
I wish I still had someone to tell everything to
I wish I could put my whole face in there - feeding baby prawns at the
Huka Prawn Farm
i wish i lost weight as fast as i lose motivation
I Wish I Was Both handed
I WISH I WAS THERE TOO.
I wish I could see into the future 10 years from now so I’d know what
I should and shouldn’t spend my time on
I wish I never deleted my old Twitter
i wish i could take that back
I wish I could be at the btwf event
I wish I could get back to those insomaniac days
I wish i can be fast as rosswell
I wish I could rap
I wish I was at least still 5’8
I wish I had cute clothes
i wish i was kissing you instead of missing you
I wish I could read your mind
I wish I knew how to make cool headers
i wish i had bigger boobs and a nice butt
I wish I could sing
I wish I could have them back.
I wish I took a picture of the amazing cosplay of Ciel as a girl and
Sebastian from Black Butler when I went to comicon.
I wish I could go back in time about a half hour ago
I wish I could go back in life
I wish I would have a baby with oshe’ .
I wish I could meet Kim k in real life
I wish I could give my daughter mommy and daddy .
i wish i had a fat ass
I wish I was what you wanted.
I wish I could be a normal 20 y/o and go out with friends and shit
like that.
I wish I was laid up lol
I wish I knew what I did to you.
I wish i could just turn off my mind and go to sleep...
I wish I could re-live some nights
I wish I had wifi right now
I wish I had unlimited money to spend at VS
I wish I would wake up to a schools canceled message Tommorow
I WISH I HAD MORE LIKE YOU
I wish I could but sadly they’d never taste as good as the freshly
made deliciousness that we serve in the Cafe
I wish I was able to argue about something as strongly as women do
about nothing.
I wish I could see my mom
I wish I was Leslie Chow
I wish I didn’t care
I wish I could just be home
I wish I could read certain people’s minds
I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair.
I wish I was caked and didn’t have to pay Bell 1400 dollars
I wish I was good enough
I wish I could tell you
i wish i was a dog
I wish I had a cute
I wish I asked luke what his favorite PVRIS song was when I met him
sndnckalek
i wish i could lock
I wish I was sleepy
I wish I never fractured my back
i wish i was sleeping
I wish I hadn’t changed.
I wish I could turn my ethnicity off at the airport lol(:
I wish I never moved back to New York
I wish I could sing lol
I wish I could go back in time and tell 13-17 (and like 11 months of
18) year old Brittany everything was going to be fin
I wish I could have spoken to you a lot longer
I wish I had a clock that ticked to this
i wish i was blind
i wish i was attractive and then other times i still wish i was at-
tractive
I wish I knew b4 now
I wish I can explain to you how I feel because every night before I go
to sleep
I wish I was enough for someone.
I wish I had clear skin
I wish I was white so I could be Guy Fieri for halloween.
i wish I had enjoyed it more.
I wish I knew why
I wish I could somehow deactivate my account
I wish I could go to counseling so I could get advice on what to do
I wish I could go back in life
I wish I could hide all of this pain that you see through my eyes.
I wish I was like who eats so much after 7 and still looks fit and in
shape :’))))))))) h8 u
I wish I knew
I wish I was wrong
I wish I had more time to sleep.
I wish I videoed my mum’s reaction to listening to Often
I WISH I KNEW WHAT MY PROFESSOR WAS TALKIN ABOUT
i wish i was at a concert
I wish I’d never met you
I wish I could say I’m surprised however I’m not
I wish I were with my dad rn too
I wish I was with you tonight.
I Wish I Was Their Phone
I wish I lived right next to wawa
I wish I could turn back time to when everything was perfect.
I wish I could go back in time but I mean who’ doesn’t
I wish I had a Odell beckham jersey
I wish I was receiving texts or something
i wish i could be there n help u
I wish I could get texts like these
I wish I could turn my ethnicity off at the airport lol(:
I wish I had an unsocial friend like me to do nothing with all the
time
I wish I was at least spiritual sometimes but I just don’t believe in
any of that shit
I wish I had the one
I wish I could just ask people to give me my number back
I wish I was on a beach right now
I wish I had someone to spend it with :/
I wish I could enjoy sleep as much as my cat does
I wish I could draw
I wish they stop,I wish I could tell them bout the book,But they
caught up in the movie!
I wish I lived in Seattle or Northern California where the weather ev-
eryday is like today’s.
I wish I could Change the Past ..
I wish I had a cute lil bunny who could bring me coffee
I wish I had your follow
I wish I could find more positivity in things instead of negativity
I wish I could change the fact that I’m a sensitive person
I wish I could accept the ‘disabled’ me but in my mind I am still who
I used to be and it really hurts to see the difference in a photo.
I wish I could..
I wish I was there
I wish I could sit down with j.k.
I wish i could back to the time and change everything
I wish I knew what a healthy relationship is
I wish I wasn’t such a big procrastinator