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Exploding	the	Nuclear	Weapons	Hoax
	
Akio	Nakatani
Copyright	©	2017	Akio	Nakatani
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Print	ISBN	978-1-5455-1683-6
Table	of	Contents
Prologue
Introduction:	SATAN	2
Fire	Last	Time
Fire	This	Time
Born	Secret
Enemy	At	the	Gates
Geek-Out
The	Nuclear	Secret	That	Dare	Not	Speak	Its	Name
Burn	the	Sky!
Virtual	Manhattan	Project
Checkmate
The	Secret
Money	Shot:	TRINITY
Something	Like	an	Actor
Unit	Testing?
Jumbo
100-Ton	Test
I	Am	Become	Death
Trinitite
Fool	Me	Twice:	Japan	1945
Hiroshima
Trickery	is	the	Way	of	War
Nagasaki
Downfall
The	Mike	of	the	Beast
H-Bomb
Lookout	Mountain	Studios
Something	Fishy:	Bikini
Photo	and	Film	Checklist
Conspiracy!
Fire	No	Time:	Falsification
Acknowledgements
Bibliography
About	the	Author
Prologue
兵者詭道也
Trickery	is	the	way	of	war.
Sunzi
The	process	of	atomic	fission	produces	all	kinds	of	elemental	“stuff”:
Plutonium	and	uranium	split	unevenly.	It	is	rare	that	they	split	into	two	equal
parts,	and	in	the	explosion	their	fragments	become	every	element	below	them.
Anything	 you	 can	 name	 is	 there	 –	 molybdenum,	 barium,	 iodine,	 cesium,
strontium,	antimony,	hydrogen,	tin,	copper,	carbon,	iron,	silver,	and	gold.
(‘The	Curve	of	Binding	Energy’	John	McPhee)
In	 that	 eclectic	 spirit,	 this	 book	 can	 be	 read	 as	 a	 critical	 assembly	 of	 many
different	 elemental	 traces:	 primer	 (Nuclear	 Bombs	 for	 Dummies),	 history,
polemic,	prophecy,	comedy	or	tragedy.	If	you	think	this	topic’s	gray	and	gloomy
gravitas	rules	out	any	of	those,	watch	Stanley	Kubrick’s	masterpiece	of	atomic
humor,	Dr.	Stranglove,	and	think	again.
If	you’re	already	an	atomic	skeptic,	this	book	will	serve	as	a	handy	reference
compendium	of	familiar	evidence	coherently	organized.	If	you’re	a	firm	believer
in	the	reality	of	nuclear	weapons,	this	book	could	make	you	think	twice.	If	you
haven’t	considered	the	subject	one	way	or	the	other,	I	can	promise	you	that	by
the	end	of	this	book	you’ll	have	received	a	larger	dosage	of	nuclear	knowledge
with	less	strain	and	boredom	than	you’d	have	thought	humanly	possible.	If	I	get
you	thinking	more	seriously	about	the	implications	of	atomic	weaponry,	then	as
far	as	I’m	concerned	–	result!
Keep	one	thing	in	mind	as	you	read.	In	addition	to	all	the	junky	byproducts	of	a
nuclear	blast	listed	above,	there’s	one	other:	photon	emissions.	That’s	visible
light	 and	 it’s	 what	 I	 hope	 this	 book	 can	 radiate.	 I	 think	 you’ll	 find	 it	 both
enlightening	(like	a	stimulating	course	lecture)	and	entertaining	(like	a	horror
movie).
How	 could	 a	 topic	 so	 unthinkably	 ghastly	 be	 entertaining?	 I	 don’t	 mean	 to
disrespect	the	suffering	of	anybody	injured	or	killed	in	any	war,	by	any	means	–
conventional	or	otherwise.	In	this	world	of	madness	and	pain,	we	need	gallows
humor.	I	use	levity	to	reduce	our	risk	of	ending	up	like	noted	historian	Iris
Chang,	who	(it	is	speculated),	spiraled	into	suicidal	depression	after	interviewing
one	too	many	of	the	survivors	of	the	20th	century’s	worst	horrors.
As	 a	 counter-balance,	 I	 advise	 all	 readers	 to	 browse	 the	 Hiroshima	 memoir
Barefoot	Gen	(manga	by	Keiji	Nakazawa)	in	parallel.	Whenever	you	tire	of	the
occasional	 witticism	 or	 moment	 of	 sarcastic	 levity	 in	 this	 book,	 revert	 to
Barefoot	Gen.	Absorb	the	madness	and	mainline	the	stupefying	graphic	atrocity
as	a	mood-corrective.	The	conventional	understanding	of	nuclear	history	is	as
true	in	its	function	of	allegory	and	metaphor	(or	warning	and	prophecy)	as	it	is
false	in	its	literal	facts.
Introduction:	SATAN	2
God	gave	Noah	the	rainbow	sign,	
No	more	water,	the	fire	next	time.
Traditional
In	 May	 of	 2016,	 Russian	 state	 news	 outlet	 Sputnik	 reported	 on	 the	 latest
incarnation	of	the	devil	that	has	dogged	humanity	these	seventy-plus	years:	the
RS-28	 Sarmat	 intercontinental	 ballistic	 missile,	 which	 can	 carry	 a	 variable
number	 of	 warheads.	 According	 to	 Wikipedia,	 at	 maximum	 throw-weight	 of
10,000	kilograms,	this	doomsday	machine	can	deliver	a	50	megaton	charge.	It’s
a	shotgun	version	of	the	largest	single	explosive	device	ever	deployed,	the	‘Tsar
Bomba’,	 supposedly	 tested	 by	 the	 Soviets,	 weighing	 in	 around	 55	 megatons
yield	–	more	than	all	the	ordnance	used	in	World	War	II	(including	the	atomic
bombs)	combined.	The	RS-28	Sarmat	(‘Satan	2’)	can	wipe	out	Texas	or	France.
Or	can	it?	Hmmm.	Only	one	way	to	find	out:	3…	2…	1	–	hit	that	red	button:
‘FIRE	IN	THE	HOLE!’
If	the	above	weapon	exists,	it	(and	its	brothers)	will	be	used	-	sooner	more	likely
than	later.	Psychopaths	run	the	world.	The	classic	movie	Dr.	Strangelove	will
easily	convince	you	that	all	a	nation’s	top	cabal	needs	is	some	confidence	that
their	central	mil.gov	officials	(and	a	few	buddies	and	lovers)	have	at	least	a
roach’s	chance	to	survive	the	enemy’s	counterpunch,	and	they	will	bring	it.	As
for	non-state	actors,	they	may	not	care	about	self-preservation,	in	which	case
none	of	the	elaborately	gamed	deterrence	theory	(Mutual	Assured	Destruction,
the	Prisoner’s	Dilemma,	the	Nash	Equilibrium,	and	the	like)	is	worth	spit.
But	hang	on	a	sec	–	is	fire	in	the	hole	truly	the	only	way	to	determine	the
credibility	of	the	Satan	2	or	any	nuclear	weapon?	Is	there	no	rational	resting
place	between	fear-porn	foreplay	and	the	money	shot	that	ends	the	world?	There
is	a	calm	eye	in	this	storm	-	the	fact	that	nuclear	weapons	don’t	work,	don’t
exist.	This	book	explores	the	claim	that	nuclear	weapons	do	not	function,	they
are	a	large-scale	hoax.	I	call	this	hoax	the	Fake	Nuke	Feint.
feint:	noun
1.	a	deceptive	or	pretended	blow,	thrust,	or	other	movement,	especially	in	boxing
or	fencing.	“a	brief	feint	at	the	opponent’s	face”
Who	exactly	‘the	opponent’	might	be	remains	as	a	research	topic.	I’m	just	going
to	 lay	 out	 the	 relevant	 technical	 and	 social	 considerations	 without	 pointing
fingers	at	specific	individuals	or	particular	institutions.
Why	this	book:
To	assemble	relevant	arguments	and	evidence
To	organize	arguments	and	evidence	for	easy	access	and	navigation
To	filter	out	irrelevant	points,	ill-logic,	ill-will	and	prejudice
To	disseminate	key	questions	for	wider	awareness
To	stimulate	further	discussion	and	research
A	treatment	of	a	hot	topic	like	the	fundamental	feasibility	of	nuclear	weapons
needs	some	justification,	framing	and	scene-setting.	The	immediate	expected
reaction,	 from	 a	 sane,	 rational,	 and	 educated	 audience,	 is	 the	 ad	 hominem
killshot	below:
This	author	is	just	another	internet	conspiracy	nut.
I	 won’t	 blame	 you	 for	 that	 knee	 jerk.	 After	 all,	 this	 book	 lays	 out	 a	 wild
proposition.	It’s	also	an	inconvenient	truth,	because	I	cannot	reveal	the	technical
clincher.	I’m	forced	to	circle	the	issue,	and	use	a	megaton	of	circumstantial
evidence	to	do	the	clearance	that	a	single	gram	of	the	direct,	incontrovertible	but
un-publishable	counter-science	would	accomplish.	Since	that	result	cannot	be
openly	 published,	 this	 book	 boils	 down	 partly	 to	 a	 review	 of	 circumstantial
challenges	to	the	nuclear	weapons	orthodoxy.	Though	I	could	nuke	the	entire
orthodoxy	with	the	scientific	result	(beyond	a	reasonable	doubt),	unfortunately
due	to	archaic	USA	national	security	laws	I	can	only	carpet-bomb	the	topic	with
circumstantial	material	and	inference	(preponderance	of	the	evidence).
The	material	is	a	mix	of	‘new	stuff’,	sourced	from	me,	blended	with	existing
historical	and	technical	evidence	scattered	across	the	web,	books	and	films.	Even
if	 you	 work	 with	 highest	 beyond-top-secret	 clearance	 at	 a	 nuclear	 weapons
design	facility,	don’t	feel	superior	to	those	in	the	Outer	Darkness.	We’re	all	in
the	same	boat.	Amateur	nuke	debunkers,	concerned	analysts	like	me,	academic
scientists	of	every	stripe,	and	yes,	you	too,	whoever	you	are	–	when	it	comes	to
nukes,	we’re	all	just	rats	beneath	the	mil.gov’s	high	table.	For	the	foreseeable
future	(because	of	the	security	laws),	we	can	only	gnaw	at	whatever	scraps	have
slopped	 down	 to	 the	 public	 domain.	 Yet	 by	 means	 of	 those	 scraps	 I	 have
discovered	‘the	nuclear	secret	that	dare	not	speak	its	name’.
This	book	is	based	entirely	on	unclassified	public	materials.	As	you	can	see	from
the	 Bibliography,	 those	 mostly	 consist	 of	 mainstream	 histories	 and	 technical
manuals,	 compiled	 by	 qualified	 and	 knowledgeable	 authorities.	 It’s
overwhelmingly	 respectable,	 intellectual,	 clinical,	 responsible	 stuff.
Additionally,	 over	 the	 past	 few	 years	 a	 small	 community	 of	 internet	 nuclear
skeptics	has	developed.	They	occasionally	display	a	spark	of	useful	comment	or
the	glowing	ember	of	a	little-known	citation.	We	may	enjoy	dissing	them	as
paranoid	nutcases,	but	I	feel	that,	if	nothing	else,	we	should	admire	their	guts	in
holding	to	a	contrarian	stance	in	this	world	of	fearful	conformity.	Unfortunately,
their	stuff	suffers	from	contamination	with	both	prejudice	and	distraction.
The	prejudices	are	the	usual	tsunami	of	keyboard	hate,	directed	at	one	or	another
ethnic	or	religious	group(s)	suspected	of	secretly	pulling	the	strings.	I	have	no
idea	 how	 that	 disgusting	 and	 reprehensible	 ethnic	 hatred	 has	 crept	 into,	 or
perhaps	originally	motivated,	investigation	of	nuclear	weapons.	Read	my	lips:
this	 book	 has	 zero	 connection	 with	 any	 ideology	 or	 propaganda	 of	 hate.