Worshipping Your Wife Six Steps for Turning Marriage Back Into Passionate Courtship MarkRemond Lulu.com © 2008 by Mark Remond All rights reserved. ISBN 978-1-4357-1597-4 Printed in the United States of America Acknowledgment and Disclaimer: As noted several places in the text, the uncredited quotations appearing in this book were gleaned over a period of many years from a variety of online sources-newsgroups, forums, bulletin boards, guestbooks and social networking sites, as well as individual emails to me-all dealing with aspects of "wife worship." To the pseudonymous originators of these insights, I acknowledge my considerable debt. While the quoted excerpts remain faithful to the original postings, some have been slightly altered or paraphrased for rea sons of discretion. Email: markremond(@.yahoo.com Portons of this book first appeared on my website: http://wifeworship.tripod.com/home. htm For my wife "Marriage is no excuse for not loving." - Andreas Cappellanus The Art of Honorable Love, 13th century "Why should I go out for hamburger when I can have steak at home?" -Paul Newman "Boyfriends need to understand that if women are worshipped, the world will be a better place." - Nicole Kidman "Ify ou want your wife to be a Goddess, worship her." - Clairette de Longvilliers 111 Contents Introduction: Rekindling the Fire I I Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places 4 2 Making Her Your Fantasy 12 3 Perpetual Courtship 20 4 A Playful Step Beyond 30 5 Pampering and Pitching In 38 6 Daring to Be Known by Her 54 7 Bonus Points: Motivational Magic 68 8 Happy-Ever-Aftering Takes Work 76 Afterword-Advice to Wives: How Can I Get My Husband to Read This Stuff? 99 v