Timothy Leary - The Intelligence Agents

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The
Agents
Intelligence
by
Ph.D
Timothy
Leary,
tti
NEW FALCON PUBLICATIONS
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Copyright 1979 Timothy Leary, Ph.D.
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International Standard Book Number: 1-56184-038-6
Library ofCongress Catalog Card Number: 78-62299
Peace Press Edition 1979
First Falcon Edition 1996
PUBLISHER'S DISCLAIMER
This is a work ofsocial, moral, religious and scientific satire, set in the Future. Pieces
attributed to others (except the newspaper items acknowledged below) are parodies by
the author. This work does not intend to malign any individual, race, organization or
religion. It does intend to entertain the reader while increasing hir intelligence.
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
The Boston Globe for "CIA Funded ResearchbyOpponent ofLeary",byAl Larkin,
September 1, 1977; Robert Clark for the unique charts and maps throughout thebook;
Mrs. Yvonne Halsman for the photograph ofMarilyn Monroe, Copyright by Philippe
Halsman; Los Angeles Times for "British Fans PutSock Into Soccer",by WilliamTuohy,
1978; San Francisco Chronicle for "Writers Petition Swiss To GiveAsylumTo Leary", by
Donovan Bess, July, 14; The Viking Press for the cover of Gravity's Rainbow byThomas
Pynchon;Julian Watkins for the many illustrations from The 100 GreatestAdvertisements,
Dover Publications, Inc. 1959.
Cover photograph ofMarjatta DeAnnAby Richard Wardell
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TRANSMISSIONS
5 Publisher's Note
13 The Out-Castes
17 I2: The Parable of the Informer
19 Spinning Up the Genetic Highway
36 The Ultimate Aphrodisiac
39 The Neuro-Geography of Terrestrial Politics
47 The Perils of a Front-Line Evolutionary Agent
53 The Correspondence Theory
54 The Pynchon Manuscript is Smuggled to a Prisoner
61 The Psychological Effects of High Orbital Migration
62 The Neurological Level oftheJudeo-Christian Bible
69 Werner von Braun as Science Fiction Hero
72 Inner and Outer Space
82 The Post-Heisenberg Determinacy Principle
A
84 Marilyn Sings Song About Intelligence Maps
86 Genetic Hall of Fame
88 Structural and Temporal Castes in the Human Being
101 Marilyn's Input System
105 The Pre-Capitulation Predictions ofJules Verne
108 Psychology Goes to War!
110 The Intell-Agent
118 A Memo Designed to Cheer Up the Human Race
120 The Pleasure Caste
124 What Did This Money Buy?
TRANSMISSIONS
128 The Ups of Pleasure and Downs of Satisfaction
131 The Dirty Tricks of American Behaviorism
134 The Magical Mystery Tour of Switzerland
136 Letter from Brian Barritt
142 Pathology Always Precedes Potential
148 Excerpt from Encyclopedia Galactica, 2078
1151 How the CIA Makes People Stupid
152 The Lesson ofthe Social Insects
156 The Three Functions ofIntelligence as Described by G.I. Gurdjieff
159 The Ex-Citing, Ex-Foliating, Ex-Plosion of the Human Gene-Pool
166 The Co-Option ofPsychology by Counter-intelligence
168 The Bawdy Pilgrims
170 The Great Revolution in Psychology
172 The Psychology of Adjustment
174 The Current Distribution ofHuman Genetic Castes in America
Who
181 Henry Ford: Homage to the Evolutionary Agent Introduced the
Self-Mover
186 Beware of Monotheism
188 To Find the Genetic River, First Locate Your Heart
199 The Incredible Revelation ofDavid Begelman
201 How and Why Friends Become Aliens
204 CIA Funded Researchby Opponent of Leary
205 Jane Wayne Tells All About Her Encounters with Higher Intelligence
213 Writers Petition Swiss To Give Asylum To Leary
NOTES
PUBLISHER'S
This document illus- Agent Leri to themost in-
tratestheStandard Reality fluential Pupal-training
FabricationTacticsusedby center ofthe Dom-Species
Intelligence Agents as- (Harvard University)
signed to nursery planets wherehewas toset inmo-
mutating from Stage 12 tion a Stage 13 Self-
(CentralizedNew-Deal In- Discovery (Hedonic Self-
sectoid Socialism) to Stage indulgence) movement.
13 (Neurosomatic Self- Within ten years, over 35
Discovery). million primates in the
The womb-planet in most advanced country
question, called Terra I or (America) had renounced
Sol-3,presentednounusualgeneticproblemsto politics and were enthusiastically experiment-
LocalEvolutionaryAgents(whoseNetworkwas ing with self-induced brain-washing, neural
called the Out-Castes). Metamorphosis from rewards and socio-sexual-role changes.
terrestrial apehood topost-terrestrial status oc- After this success (1970) most members of
curred in routine fashion. the Out-Caste Network understandingly re-
CommodoreLeri, theOut-CasteAgent who quested Re-Creational leave to enjoy the new
serves as quest-editorforthis manual, is better Ecological Niche satisfactions. Subsequent
known to galactic soap opera fans for his later scansoftheplanetproducedtoofewAlienIntel-
work inHigh Energy Fusion in the Sagittarius ligenceIncreaseAgentswillingandabletojoin
Sector. The IntelligenceAgents is a collection of the next phase ofthe Intelligence Increase (I2)
20thcenturydocumentswhichhasenjoyedcon- work. Leri reluctantly agreed to join the next
siderablepopularity throughout thegalaxy be- network of Out-Castes (fronted by Governor
causeofitsJuvenile Charm. It is a classic por- JerryBrownandLarryFlynt)whowerecharged
trait of a group of fledgling Agents, just with the mission of moving the Self-
graduated from Cadet status, facing their first Actualization Stage 14 (1970-1975) from
mutational duty. Pre-Dom1 to Hive Domination. Leri then, in
TheOut-Castesbegantheirworkattheexact 1976, volunteered for duty in the Pre-Dom2
time(1946A.D.)whenlifeonTerraIwasready SpaceMigration Wave (Stage 15), realistically
to molt from terrestrial to post-terrestrial assuming that the best way toget himselfand
status, from planet to Plan-It. Using textbook his gene-pool off the heavy, one-G womb-
practices, the Out-Caste Network sent novice planet to a multiple-G custom-made Plan-It
Mt. View, CA
LosAngel
San Diego
THE LAST TERRESTRIAL FRONTIER:
THE SUN BELT
was tostimulate theSpaceColonization move- help from his friends, he managed to remain
ment. controversial for over two decades!
Recallthatin 1970,SpaceConsciousnesswas ItmustberememberedthatotherOut-Caste
almostnon-existentandeventhemostadvanced operatives were working with other futique-
primatescontinuedpassivelytohopeforrelease castes. GerardO'Neill, BrianOLearyandPeter
through some terrestrial reform political, Vajkwithscientists. OlinTeague, BarryGold-
religious, orcultural. Inordertoget thesignal water,HarrisonSchmitt,andBarbaraMikulski
to those who would be activated by it, it was with Eastern politicians. Jerry Brown with
necessary for the Out-Caste Network to Westernpoliticos. BarbaraMarxHubbardwith
Dramatically Scandalize and Alienate (i.e., Middle-of-the-Road intellectuals. Robert
polarize)EveryHiveSocialSystemontheplanet Anton Wilson with sophisticated occultists.
by using Leri as one ofthe Neural Probes.* Alan Harrington with the literate elite. F.M.
Leri's tactic ofgraceful, serial-social Aliena- Esfandiary with scientific aristocrats. Pauline
tion firstput him inGalacticHeadlines. With Kaelwithcinemaadepts. DonSimpson, Robert
Stigwood, Kevin McCormick and Henry Ed-
wards with film-makers. Andy Warhol and
Susan Kaiser with artists. Roy Walford with
*Thewordscandalmustbeunderstoodbyagentsassignedto
wombplanets.Theclassichivedefinitionofscandalis: 1. bioMlaogniystso.f these documents were transcribed
anyactthatoffendsthemoralityofthesocialcommunity;a
publicdisgrace. 2. shameoroutrage(i.e., rage directed fromalive, oralpresentationbefore2,500per-
againstanoutcaste). 3- damagetoreputationorcharacter sons in Tucson, Arizona, 1977. This lecture
causedbyoffensiveorgrosslyimproperbehavior. Ashock transcript illustrates the techniques Leri
tohivemorality,thusthebasicinstrumentforevolution. employed to shock, stimulate, and electrify