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Our member companies serve more than 52 million homes and businesses. www.aga.org Time to Reform Head Start W hen I was a young parent,I read to my Head Start has no standard curriculum for school children every day.When walking in the readiness,and the centers receive no guidance about Diane Ravitch is a neighborhood,we read shop signs. which skills and knowledge to teach.Instead,Head research professor, They quickly learned letters and new words and were Start prides itself on its extreme decentralization, good readers by the time they started school.The regardless of its lack of success in preparing children New York University; children of parents who read with them regularly begin for school experiences. distinguished visiting school with larger vocabularies than those children The Bush administration is trying to change this fellow,Hoover Institution; whose parents do not have the time or education to situation by proposing that Head Start teachers be introduce them to literacy. trained in literacy techniques.Remarkably,leaders of and member,Hoover’s The Head Start program was created in 1964 to many Head Start centers are opposed to the new Koret Task Force give poor children the same kinds of educational emphasis on literacy.Some are even refusing to on K–12 Education. opportunities that their more-advantaged peers get participate in literacy training. informally at home.Unfortunately,over the years,the Head Start will never fulfill its original promise program has abandoned its focus on education in favor until the program recognizes its responsibility to of an array of social services,including nutrition give disadvantaged children what advantaged education,and counseling.After nearly forty years children receive every day:immersion in reading,an and many billions of dollars,Head Start children still enlarged vocabulary,and the joy of learning.Head begin kindergarten far behind children from middle- Start cannot close the cognitive gaps between class homes on measures of school readiness. advantaged and disadvantaged children until it has Most Head Start teachers do not have a college better-educated teachers,better-paid teachers,and degree and are poorly paid.A large proportion of them a determination to prepare its nearly one million are parents of Head Start students.As if to echo the students for school. program's isolation from educational goals,it is located Successful preschools have long demonstrated in the Department of Health and Human Services,not that learning need not be drudgery.Young children can Stanford University. i1n9 t9h8e,T Dfhoeeup nlaadrs tttm heaevtna ttlhu oeaf t tiEoydnpu icocafa ltt iheoenn t.perroinggr asmtu,dceonntd cuocutledd ninot bapnela dyt a cwurgehhailttei v legeta tmienraisnn,gnw enore.rwdTsh v,eosyct ocarabienus las,iranyng ad,n dgdaa nlmecaeer,sn piinnag ina tt ,ohaanpdpy Hoover Institution, ialde teytneeatrisrf,y at han eds ishnaagmdle el el ecathrtneiledr d oc foo tunhlldye eaidllepevhneatinbfy en toe.nwAlyt w tohonere de son.rd tH woefo ad eexdpurceaIsfts ioo tnuhare ls irgo acidpieesta yts h.isa ts deirvioidues cahbioldurte rne douf cdiinffge rtehnet races Paid for by the Sthteairrt tcehaicldhreerns wweerree nnoott lteeaarcnhiningg t htheesme .skills because aannd e cffleacstsievse, Hweea dm Sustat rmt pereot gtrhaem c.hallenge of redesigning — Diane Ravitch Interested in cutting-edge ideas about K–12 education? Subscribe toEducation Next: A Journal of Opinion and Research. Visit us on-line at www.educationnext.org or contact us to receive a complimentary copy. Hoover Institution …ideas defining a free society STANFORD UNIVERSITY,Stanford California 94305-6010 Toll-free: 877.466.8374 Fax: 650.723.1687 [email protected] www.hoover.org Contents January 20, 2003 • Volume 8, Number 18 2 Scrapbook . . . . Judge Pickering, Arlen Specter, and more. 5 Correspondence. . . . . . Kirstein’s defense, Dr. Mudd, etc. 4 Casual. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Fred Barnes, bringer of darkness. 9 Editorial . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . North Korea Goes South Articles 12 Rogue State Rollback Don’t appease Pyongyang. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . BYJOHNMCCAIN 14 No New Deals With North Korea They never work.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . BYHENRYSOKOLSKI& VICTORGILINSKY 16 The Cheney Tax Cut? The hidden role of the vice president and his staff in Bush’s bold plan.. . . . . . . . . BYMAJORGARRETT 18 Mister So-and-So Goes to Washington For the umpteenth time. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . BYJOHNPODHORETZ Features 22 Greed, Oppression, Patriarchy What unites the Democrats? A cartoonish view of Republicans. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . BYNOEMIEEMERY 27 Still the One Nixon at 90.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . BYANDREWFERGUSON Cover: Bill Nelson Books & Arts 31 And So to Bed The extraordinary life of Samuel Pepys.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . BYHUGHORMSBY-LENNON 35 The Poet on Poetry James Fenton muses about his craft.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . BYBARTONSWAIM 37 Dressing for War Paul Fussell on the history of uniforms.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 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Jenkins was a connections: He frittered away his late- great and distinguished man: a Welsh 1960s Rhodes Scholarship there, and his Guilelmus Clinton....In res publi- miner’s son who became a three-time daughter Chelsea is there right now. cis et civitatis homo erectus stupendus cabinet minister, founder of the Social Also, Britain’s university system is suf- ut in mens et in corpore. Philosophus Democratic party, president of the Euro- fering a severe money crunch, and profundus, per exemplo, “Quae quod pean Commission, author of more than nobody does fundraising like good old significatio verbi ‘est’ est?” Libidensis 20 much admired books of historical Bill. Perfect, no? gigantem....Herba marijuana fumerat scholarship, a British life peer, and Except for one thing, what you might (sed non inhalerat), legionus Ameri- member of the Queen’s Order of Merit. call the “Roy Jenkins problem.” Oxford, canus evaderat, cum multibus femi- Baron Jenkins’s death leaves his final as the Chicago Tribuneputs it, “is the per- nibus dormaverat....Alia Occidentalis position, chancellor of Oxford Universi- sonification of gravitas and dignity.” Bill Domus Albus laborante, sibi pizza ty, open. So who on earth could possibly Clinton, on the other hand, is...well, donata est a Monica Lewinsky, puella take his place? not the personification of gravitas and pulchrissima, sensuosa californicante, Bizarrely enough, the name on every- dignity. What to do? What, for example, fellatrix superiore. “Non coitus est cum one’s lips is Bill Clinton. The Timesof would Oxford’s Public Orator say when hac femina,” dixit....Domus Repre- London calls Clinton “a realistic it came time, at Clinton’s investiture sentatis imperator Clinton defenestrare prospect” and likely a “hot favorite ceremony, to read the traditional Latin tentavit. Senatus, 50-50 divisa est, among younger graduates.” Alan Ryan, citation? absolvit. ...Ergo Cancellarius Univer- a professor at the university’s New Col- Our friends at London’s Financial sitatis Oxoniensi! Mentor feminae juve- lege, says he’d “love” to see it happen. Times have considered this question, naliae britannicae! Clintonus Maximus! “It would be tremendously good fun,” and have offered one possible answer, Ave! Genuflexamus! ♦ Judge Pickering, Senate GOP leader, the Pickering plot Pickering has worked for decades in has thickened. Mississippi for racial reconciliation. He Take Two Lott blames Bush adviser Karl Rove sent his kids to predominantly black and Sen. Bill Frist for his demise, but public schools, not white academies, The battle over the nomination of mostly Frist, his replacement as the new and testified against the Klan. Judge Charles Pickering to the 5th Senate majority leader. On the Senate It was because of the unfair treatment U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals—more floor last week, Lott hugged his old of Pickering by liberal interest groups precisely, his renomination—has be- nemesis, Democratic leader Tom and Democratic senators that the White come a complicated drama. Pickering Daschle, but declined even to shake House insisted on nominating him was brutally treated in 2002 by the Sen- hands with Frist. Then, when Frist was anew, and doing it early in the new con- ate Judiciary Committee, then con- asked if he supported the renomination gressional session. Bush didn’t want trolled by Democrats, and his confirma- of Pickering, he ducked the question. Pickering’s critics to win a victory tion was voted down. Bush was expected Later, an aide said Frist would back through race-baiting. to be wary of sending Pickering’s name Pickering. In any event, Lott is no The Republican strategy is to wait back to Capitol Hill. He wasn’t, adding longer in a position to push the nomina- several months before holding a new Pickering to a list of 30 new judicial tion through the Senate. hearing on Pickering while the nominee nominees last week. But now a few Sen- What makes the case of Pickering, and his allies generate support, particu- ate Republicans are wary. currently a federal district court judge, larly among blacks. In the end, though, Pickering is a victim of both liberal so touchy is the race issue. This spooks Bush will probably be required to speak race-baiting and the fall of Senator some Republicans. But in Pickering’s out again in Pickering’s behalf, making Trent Lott, who had persuaded the case, it shouldn’t. He’s suffered from the it clear to Democrats and queasy Repub- White House to nominate Pickering in McCarthyism of the 21st century—a licans that, for him, the confirmation of the first place. Since Lott lost his job as wrongful accusation of racism. In truth, Pickering is a top priority. ♦ 2 / THEWEEKLYSTANDARD JANUARY20, 2003 Scrapbook about unique marketplaces/bazaars, she is not interested in clones of Western stores, i.e., skip the Tel Aviv Gucci or Prada branch etc.” We couldn’t help wondering if it was just a coincidence that this short item showed up in National Journal’s “Hot- line” last week. Conservative Pennsylva- nia Rep. Pat Toomey is “strongly consid- ering” a challenge to Specter, who is up for reelection in 2004. ♦ Moore Obnoxious For the last two months, Michael Moore, arguably the most obnoxious lefty in America (which is saying a lot), has been performing in a one-man show at north London’s Roundhouse theater. Here he would go on his usual diatribes about how “America is being led into war with Iraq by a guy who can’t even find it on a map.” But the shtick has worn thin even in London. According to Yasmin Alibhai-Brown of the Independent, Moore recently “went into a rant about how the passengers on the planes on 11 September were scaredy-cats because they were mostly white. If the passengers had included black men, he claimed, those killers, with their puny bodies and unimpres- sive small knives, would have been J. Lo of the Senate Embassy personnel were instructed to crushed.” As if the racist tastelessness “please have a case or two of Evian water weren’t bad enough, Moore decided to Arlen Specter set out over the holi- for us to take with us at each embassy.” throw a tantrum over how little the days to make things right in the And creature comforts? “Bring blankets Roundhouse was paying him. As one world, or at least in Europe and the Mid- for each of the Specters on the flight, member of the stage crew told the dle East. And being the senior senator Boca Burgers [veggie burgers] for in- Evening Standard (no relation), “He from Pennsylvania, he did so in style, flight meals, no flights more than three stormed around all day screaming at according to an e-mail unearthed by the or four hours, no evening flights [and] everyone, even the £5-an-hour bar staff, Washington Post’s Al Kamen. The con- no really early flights.” telling them how we were all con men gressional and diplomatic trip planners Other demands: Specter wants to and useless. Then he went on stage and operated under one guiding principle: “meet with the head of state...or high- did it in public.” Theater staff refused to “The key to success here is to note that est ranking official they can muster dur- open the doors the next night until they [the senator and Mrs. Specter] are ing the holiday season.” Mrs. Specter Moore apologized. The following day he world travelers and like nice accommo- “will want an escort at each country and left in a huff, not saying a word to any- dations.” will likely be interested in sightseeing or one. Perhaps the first time in recent The list of demands makes Specter shopping.” She is “interested in local memory he has ever kept his mouth sound like the J. Lo of the U.S. Senate. cultural products and [is] discerning shut. ♦ JANUARY20, 2003 THEWEEKLYSTANDARD/ 3 Casual cost of publishing. The principle— waste is costly and perhaps even sin- ful—is the same regarding lights in L B IGHT RIGADE your home or in a government office. Getting folks to observe this prin- ciple, however, is a chore. In my case and I assume in Bush’s, it’s a life’s No doubt many readers of My father also felt a duty to make work. Those of us who are light-turn- The Right Man, David sure his children’s genes for clicking ers-off pass through three stages. First Frum’s engrossing new lights off did not remain dormant. we’re merely aggravated when con- account of his year as a Day after day, he reminded my sister fronting a light shining for no pur- White House speechwriter, are and me to turn lights off when we left pose. Then we become counters, as in, relieved to learn that George W. Bush a room or our home. He thought this “Son, you left six lights on when you is much smarter than they’d been told was a good life lesson, and he was went to the basketball game.” I’m a and that political adviser Karl Rove right. Another of his lessons was counter, but not a rigid one. A light has the brainpower and curiosity of a about feeding birds. He was glad to switch that turns four ceiling lights true intellectual. I on the other hand feed them—up to a point. But if the on and off—I count that as one light. was delighted to discover that Bush is birds swarmed back the moment a In stage three, we become crusaders. obsessed with turning out lights. fresh supply of birdseed was put in I’m there and I suspect Bush is too. The president, Frum writes, the feeder, It’s a lonely crusade. People tend to becomes irritated when he wakes up get hostile when they’re reminded to before sunrise, gazes out at the Execu- turn out the lights. Worse, they don’t tive Office Building next to the White take the hint and click lights off. House, and finds it “bright with They say angry things like, “Turn lights that had been carelessly left them off yourself!” This is not helpful on.” That’s not all. He’s concerned and it’s quite disrespectful. I’ll bet no about a single light left burning one at the White House, even Karl in an empty room. Bush once Rove or Condoleezza Rice, would pointed to a table lamp left on say that to the president. after a meeting and asked, Anyway, Frum’s disclo- “Do you think it’s going to sure about Bush and lights occur to anybody to turn is extremely good news. that lamp off when we leave It’s bound to have a the room?” Answering his positive effect not only own question, Bush turned in Washington but the light off himself, Frum across the nation. For in- says. stance, someone at the Execu- This is a man after my tive Office of the President is own heart. There are billions sure to get the assignment of of people in the world who leave turning out the lights in the lights on. But there’s only a small my father figured EOB. My only complaint is band of hardy, sensible, frugal folks they were becoming Darren Gygi that it shouldn’t have taken who take it upon themselves to turn welfare dependents. By an insider book by an ex- lights out and urge others to do the putting food out sparingly, he made speechwriter to make this happen. same. I’m a proud member of that sure they didn’t lose their habit of Meanwhile, at houses everywhere, group. self-reliance. the lights-off people will be less lone- Around my house, there are people But I digress. The important thing ly than before. They now have a big- who think such behavior is weird and about turning out lights is it makes time ally. Perhaps it won’t work, but very obsessive. Maybe they’ve got a economic sense and represents good I’m going to try the tack of informing point. But I have an explanation. stewardship of resources. Think those who leave lights on at my Making sure lights are turned out is about it. Does a lumberyard leave the house—that’s everyone but me—that genetic. It’s not learned behavior. I power saw on when the business is President Bush is on my side. And he don’t know where Bush got the lights- closed for the day? Of course not. wants you to turn the lights off when off gene, but I inherited it from my That would be wasteful. Does a news- you’re not around. If that won’t work, father. He thought a light left on was a paper keep the presses running once nothing will. terrible waste of electricity. Besides, it the day’s paper has been printed? No. cost money. That would needlessly drive up the FREDBARNES 4 / THEWEEKLYSTANDARD JANUARY20, 2003 Correspppondence KIRSTEINSTRIKESBACK cars, barracks, and other vital infrastruc- tures. We exclude the press from combat JEDBABBINISDESCRIBEDby U.S. News & photography and frontline reporting for World Report as an “old tough guy fear that DoD propaganda and disinfor- columnist.” He certainly lived up to that mation might be exposed by a David Washington characterization in the December 2 issue Halberstam or a Seymour Hersh. Can’t of THE WEEKLY STANDARD with his let a My Lai and No Gun Ri become pub- Apples denunciation of my e-mail misadventure lic knowledge. It might create a recrude- with Air Force Academy cadet Robert scence of protest against the armies of the From Kurpiel (“When Professors Attack”). night. While he labeled the inflammatory e- Babbin and thousands of others have mail as “barely literate,” he might have tried to silence me and remove me from Nevada? been more favorably impressed by my the classroom for being patriotically anti-military expertise had he quoted it incorrect. I suspect the undersecretary correctly. I wrote, “No war, no air force equates patriotism with blind obedience, cowards who bomb countries without reverence for the military, and always AAA,” not “with AAA.” I was referring “supporting the troops” without ques- to the indiscriminate use of high-altitude tioning the policy where their unrivalled bombing and the incapacity of our so- power enables them to kill other parents’ called enemies to seriously challenge our children with near impunity. airpower. It would be rather difficult to I assure you no one defines for me bomb a nation with AAA since anti-air- what patriotism is and whether it is even craft artillery is a defensive weapon that I always desirable, as those of us on the presume a former undersecretary of pacifist, antiwar left strive for a more defense would be familiar with. peaceful, integrated global environment I suspect that the undersecretary was that eschews nationalism and undimin- not primarily enraged with the obvious ished state sovereignty. lack of decorum and respect in my mis- As a realist I am deeply concerned sive with the cadet, but that I would so with America’s loss of prestige in the harshly and passionately attack the sacro- world and the growing resentment of its sanct military establishment that has power, unilateralism, and contempt for brought so much devastation and misery international law and comity. Our for so many peoples throughout the national security depends not merely world. As a son of an army captain who upon wars against terrorism, wars against served in the Aleutians with bravery and Islam, and wars against the next imagi- honor in World War II and as a veteran of nary enemy, but a redirection of our for- the United States Army Reserves during eign policy away from power maximizing the Vietnam era, I am not quite the and imperial hegemony toward treating stereotypical leftist professor that Babbin other peoples and cultures who dare so obviously loathes. diverge from our own with respect and Interesting, isn’t it? We fight zero- patience. casualty wars for American troops that I am grateful to Undersecretary invariably lead to excessive noncombat- Babbin for one thing. Perhaps his dia- ant deaths among the innocent. We tribe contributed to my receiving the cravenly refuse to publish KIA or WIA andrewsullivan.com Sontag Award estimates of “enemy” troop or civilian (Honorable Mention). That and my sus- deaths, for fear the public would become pension I wear as a “Red Badge of disenchanted that America’s wars are not Courage.” so honorable as they generate untold PETERN. KIRSTEIN numbers of orphans, widows, and quadri- Chicago, IL plegic children. We claim our Joint Direct Attack Munition (JDAM) and new-fangled evil weaponry are “smart,” YOURNAMEIS...PRICE? with unprecedented precision, as if the decision to kill people in distant lands is ANDREW FERGUSON’S well-written not the most immoral and indefensible article “The Last Battle of the Civil human activity. We show videos of smart War” (Dec. 30/Jan. 6) debunks an old bombs and missiles destroying bridges, myth surrounding my family. My grand- JANUARY20, 2003 Correspondence father liked to tell a story about how his malignant military regime, but they have WILLIAMJAMESONKARMA grandfather, who was a Charles County, no right to take liberties with Maryland’s Maryland, physician named Price, lived past to ease their pain. ITOOKGREATPLEASUREINLEARNINGin quite near to Dr. Mudd, but closer to JOYCEBENNETT “The Book of James” by Joseph Washington. The story has it that, find- Leonardtown, MD Loconte (Dec. 30/Jan. 6) that “numerous ing Dr. Price not home that evening, reflections on William James’s work have Booth went on to Mudd’s house. My appeared this year.” James has long been grandfather was fond of saying that the PETPEEVE my favorite philosopher/psychologist. old saying “your name is Mudd” would As Loconte says, James did ignore have been “your name is Price” (which FOR SOME REASON, THE WEEKLY creeds and doctrines, but for me one of just doesn’t work in any case) if Dr. Price STANDARD seems incapable of refer- the most revealing passages in The had been home. ring to the 26th president as anything Varieties of Religious Experience concern- It seems clear from just about anyone’s other than “Teddy” Roosevelt, and not ing his own religious affiliation is as fol- perspective that Booth was known to the name by which he was known to his lows: “I am ignorant of Buddhism and Mudd and that Booth knew exactly family, friends, colleagues, and contem- speak under correction in order the bet- where he was going the night of the mur- poraries, and to all historians and biogra- ter to describe my point of view; but as I der of President Lincoln. phers: Theodore. This week the offender apprehend the Buddistic doctrine of J. MITCHELLKEARNEY is Alvey S. Felzenberg (“A Cabinet at Karma, I agree in principle with that.” Owings Mills, MD The idea that judgment and execution go together was to James what weakened IWASSURPRISEDby Andrew Ferguson’s most traditional faiths. Elsewhere in his fairly accurate description of events writings this pragmatist states that only and sympathies in Maryland during the Karma seemed, for him, to explain the Civil War (Dec. 30/Jan. 6). For such an many inequities of human destiny. “unremarkable” little state (as Matt NANCYANNHOLTZ Labash calls it in “The Next Kennedy,” Beverly, MA Aug. 5), it seems that everyone wishes to rewrite her history these days. I disagreed only with Ferguson’s contention that SWEARINGIN “Maryland was with the Union in the Civil War.” To the contrary, Maryland EACH TIME I SEE AND HEAR Adel al- was invaded and occupied in the Spring Jubeir on television I end up scream- of 1861 by Yankee troops and remained ing, “You lying sonofabitch!” at which under brutal occupation until the early point my wife usually responds with 1870s. Ferguson’s choice of words implies something on the order of: “If others a willingness on the part of the state to heard you, they would say you are crazy. submit to the despot Lincoln’s tyranny. You don’t just call someone like Mr. al- Concerning the late Dr. Dick: He was Jubeir ‘a lying sonofabitch,’ do you?” Do a very fine gentleman, but he was a revi- you? sionist. Having lived too long in the cold, Only if you are THE WEEKLY snowy northwoods, he was ashamed of War,” Dec. 30/Jan. 6) but it might just as STANDARD, and God bless you for having his southern heritage. Revising history to easily be Davey Brooks or Billy Kristol or the courage to do so (“The Sultan of his own ends, he always insisted that his Bobby Kagan. Spin,” Dec. 16). grandfather could not have been a God knows the origins of this annoy- JOHNN. THOMAS Confederate sympathizer because ing editorial tic, but in Roosevelt’s life- Altus, OK Maryland was a Union state. time, “Teddy” was what his detractors When historian James O. Hall’s tended to call him. The childish nick- acquaintance gently confronted Dr. Dick name was meant to deflate his abundant • • • with the truth, he was unable to respond. ego, or better yet, transform him into the He could not acknowledge that his buffoonish character in Arsenic and Old THEWEEKLYSTANDARD grandfather was a patriotic southerner Lace. Perhaps I may appeal to THE welcomes letters to the editor. All letters should be addressed: who bit off more than he could chew, who WEEKLYSTANDARD’s sensibilities by sug- Correspondence Editor was no murderer but who in all likeli- gesting that its modern equivalent would THEWEEKLYSTANDARD hood had dealings of some kind with be to refer habitually to another president 1150 17th St., NW, Suite 505 Booth. The Mudds might be embar- as Ronnie Reagan, or “the B-movie actor Washington, DC 20036. rassed by the facts and their family might who succeeded Jimmy Carter.” have suffered through the years because PHILIP“PHIL” TERZIAN You may also fax letters: (202) 293-4901 of the harsh treatment of Mudd by a Oakton, VA or e-mail: [email protected]. 6 / THEWEEKLYSTANDARD JANUARY20, 2003