“The Coldest Girl in Coldtown” by Holly Black Fifty-seven days ago, Matilda had been sober. She’d had a boyfriend named Julian, and they would dress up together in her bedroom. He liked to wear skinny ties and glittery eye shadow. She liked to wear vintage rock t-shirts and boots that laced up so high that they would constantly be late because they were busy tying them. Matilda and Julian would dress up and prowl the streets and party at lockdown clubs that barred the doors from dusk to dawn. Matilda wasn’t particularly careless; she was just careless enough. She’d been at a friend’s party. It had been stiflingly hot, and she was mad because Julian and Lydia were doing some dance thing from the musical they were in at school. Matilda just wanted to get some air. She opened a window and climbed out under the bobbing garland of garlic. Another girl was already on the lawn. Matilda should have noticed that the girl’s breath didn’t crystallize in the air, but she didn’t. “Do you have a light?” the girl had asked. Matilda did. She reached for Julian’s lighter when the girl caught her arm and bent her backwards. Matilda’s scream turned into a shocked cry when she felt the girl’s cold mouth against her neck, the girl’s cold fingers holding her off balance. Then it was as though someone slid two shards of ice into her skin. The spread of vampirism could be traced to one person—Caspar Morales. Films and books and television had started romanticizing vampires, and maybe it was only a matter of time before a vampire started romanticizing himself. Crazy, romantic Caspar decided that he wouldn’t kill his victims. He’d just drink a little blood and then move on, city to city. By the time other vampires caught up with him and ripped him to pieces, he’d infected hundreds of people. And those new vampires, with no idea how to prevent the spread, infected thousands. When the first outbreak happened in Tokyo, it seemed like a journalist’s prank. Then there was another outbreak in Hong Kong and another in San Francisco. The military put up barricades around the area where the infection broke out. That was the way the first Coldtown was founded. The Urban Fantasy Anthology © 2011 by Tachyon Publications This is a work of collected fiction. All events portrayed in this book are fictitious, and any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. All rights reserved, including the right to reproduce this book or portions thereof in any form without the express permission of the publisher. Introduction by Peter S. Beagle © 2011 by Avicenna Development Corporation. Cover and interior design by Elizabeth Story Tachyon Publications 1459 18th Street #139 San Francisco, CA 94107 (415) 285-5615 www.tachyonpublications.com [email protected] Series Editor: Jacob Weisman Project Editor: Jill Roberts ISBN 13: 978-1-61696-018-6 ISBN 10: 1-61696-018-3 Printed in the United States of America by Worzalla First Edition: 2011 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 “A Personal Journey into Mythic Fiction” © 2011 by Charles de Lint. Previously unpublished. “A Bird That Whistles” © 1989 by Emma Bull. First published in Hidden Turnings, edited by Diana Wynne Jones (Greenwillow: New York). “Make a Joyful Noise” © 2005 by Charles de Lint. First published in Make a Joyful Noise (Subterranean Press: Burton, Michigan). “The Goldfish Pool and Other Stories” © 1996 by Neil Gaiman. First published in David Copperfield’s Beyond Imagination, edited by David Copperfield, Janet Berliner, and Martin H. Greenberg (Avon Books: New York). “On the Road to New Egypt” © 1995 by Jeffrey Ford. First published in Aberrations, 32. “Julie’s Unicorn” © 1997 by Avicenna Development Corporation. First published in The Rhinoceros Who Quoted Nietzsche and Other Odd Acquaintances (Tachyon Publications: San Francisco). “A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Urban Fantasy” © 2011 by Paula Guran. Previously unpublished. “Companions to the Moon” © 2007 by Charles de Lint. First published in Realms of Fantasy, June 2007. “A Haunted House of Her Own” © 2009 by Kelley Armstrong. First published in Twilight Zone: 19 Original Stories on the 50th Anniversary, edited by Carol Sterling (Tor Books: New York). “She’s My Witch” © 1995 by Norman Partridge. First published in 100 Wicked Little Witch Stories, edited by Stefan Dziemianowicz, Robert Weinberg, and Martin H. Greenberg (Barnes & Noble: New York). “Kitty’s Zombie New Year” © 2007 by Carrie Vaughn. First published in Weird Tales, June/July 2007. “Seeing Eye” © 2009 by Patricia Briggs. First published in Strange Brew, edited by P. N. Elrod (St. Martin’s Press: New York). “Hit” © 2008 by Bruce McAllister. First published in Aeon, issue 13. “Boobs” © 1989 by Suzy McKee Charnas. First published in Isaac Asimov’s Science Fiction Magazine, July 1989. “Farewell, My Zombie” © 2009 by Francesca Lia Block. First published in Black Clock, Spring/Summer 2009. “We Are Not a Club, But We Sometimes Share a Room,” © 2011 by Joe R. Lansdale. Previously unpublished. “The White Man” © 2004 by Thomas M. Disch. First published in Flights: Extreme Visions of Fantasy, edited by Al Sarrantonio (Roc: New York). “Gestella” © 2004 by Susan Palwick. First published in Starlight 3, edited by Patrick Nielsen Hayden (Tor Books: New York). “The Coldest Girl in Coldtown” © 2009 by Holly Black. First published in The Eternal Kiss: 13 Vampire Tales of Blood and Desire, edited by Trisha Telep (Running Press: Philadelphia). “Talking Back to the Moon” © 2011 by Steven R. Boyett. Previously unpublished. “On the Far Side of the Cadillac Desert with Dead Folks” © 1989 by Joe R. Lansdale. First appeared in Book of the Dead, edited by John Skipp and Craig Spector (Bantam: New York). “The Bible Repairman” © 2005 by Tim Powers. First published as The Bible Repairman (Subterranean Press: Burton, Michigan). “Father Dear” © 1983 by Al Sarrantonio. First appeared in Fears, edited by Charles L. Grant (Berkley Books: New York). CONTENTS Introduction by Peter S. Beagle Mythic Fiction Introduction: A Personal Journey into Mythic Fiction Charles de Lint A Bird That Whistles Emma Bull Make a Joyful Noise Charles de Lint The Goldfish Pool and Other Stories Neil Gaiman On the Road to New Egypt Jeffrey Ford Julie’s Unicorn Peter S. Beagle Paranormal Romance Introduction: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Urban Fantasy Paula Guran Companions to the Moon Charles de Lint A Haunted House of Her Own Kelley Armstrong She’s My Witch Norman Partridge Kitty’s Zombie New Year Carrie Vaughn Seeing Eye Patricia Briggs Hit Bruce McAllister Boobs Suzy McKee Charnas Farewell, My Zombie Francesca Lia Block Noir Fantasy Introduction: We Are Not a Club, But We Sometimes Share a Room Joe R. Lansdale The White Man Thomas M. Disch Gestella Susan Palwick The Coldest Girl in Coldtown Holly Black Talking Back to the Moon Steven R. Boyett On the Far Side of the Cadillac Desert with Dead Folks Joe R. Lansdale The Bible Repairman Tim Powers Father Dear Al Sarrantonio