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Contents About the Authors ������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������vii Introduction �����������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������ix Summary of Summaries �������������������������������������������������������������������������������xv Chapter 1: Step 1: Build a Superb Brand1 Chapter 2: Step 2: Grow and Tap Your Network 23 Chapter 3: Step 3: Develop Products Customers Love 37 Chapter 4: Step 4: Sell Your Products and Services Cost Effectively 57 Chapter 5: Step 5: Control Your Costs and Increase Your Productivity 97 Chapter 6: Step 6: Take Charge 113 Chapter 7: Recruit, Motivate, and Retain a Superior Workforce 143 Chapter 8: Deal with Customer Complaints Head-On 167 Chapter 9: Manage Yourself 181 Chapter 10: Become a Better Negotiator 197 Index 213 Introduction When I was eight years old, my family and I moved from a tenement that we shared with extended family members to a low-income housing project in the Lower East Side of New York City To give you a sense of the place, every day I came home I had to make a potential life or death decision: how to get to my family’s apartment on the twelfth floor The problem with taking the elevator was that you never knew which drug addict, robber, or homicidal maniac was going to jump on at the last minute, giving you no chance of escape I could take the stairs and have a better chance of escape, but I would still have to run the gauntlet of homeless people, cat-sized rats, heroin addicts, and assorted violent criminals to get home Let me give more of a flavor One day when I was 11 or 12 years old, I was mugged at knifepoint I handed over all my money and the muggers left Being mugged was such a common occurrence in my neighborhood that I did not even bother to tell my parents I resolved early on in my life that I was going to work hard not only to escape the poverty of my childhood but later to be able to offer my own kids a better life than I had growing up I wanted to control my own destiny and that of my family, so I left the projects and went to law school After a few years spent working for other lawyers, I decided that the best way for me to succeed was to start and run my own law firm Then, while I was still running my law firm, I resolved to diversify my income and do something different, so I started SEAK, Inc (wwwseakcom) SEAK is a continuing education, training, consulting, and publishing business that I founded in 1980 and continue to run with my family Despite my lack of formal business training or business degrees, the two successful businesses I started and run have provided independence and financial security for me and my family for more than 30 years In 1992 I hired my business partner, Jim, and I quickly found that Jim and I saw eye to eye on the fundamentals of running a business—so much so that we are writing this book together We both believe in executing the highest quality work, focusing on the customer like a laser beam, thinking long term, treating people fairly, having fun, not borrowing money freely, and not betting x Introduction the farm or trying to defy the laws of gravity or common sense Get-rich- quick schemes, living beyond our means, aggressive accounting, and creative financing are as repugnant to Jim as they are to me We became a great team in no time * * * The worldwide economic meltdown that started in 2008 happened in part because the leaders of the financial world and the top-ranking executives of big businesses in our country and others, many of whom have MBAs from top universities, seemed to have forgotten the basic tenets of good business These well-intentioned, Ivy League trained geniuses were taught “sophisticated” business concepts that closely mirrored a sample curriculum from a leading business school’s website, which claims that its MBA students will gain an in- depth understanding of their vision, values, motivations, and definitions of success; understand a framework for developing an integrated life plan; develop a language to communicate their life plan with those who are important to them; and reflect on entrepreneurial life Remember, we do not have MBAs What we have is a 30-plus-year track record of running successful businesses that are profitable year in and year out We have little time for “reflecting,” “developing languages,” or worrying about our “vision” And in today’s super-charged and high-speed business world, who really does? It is time to throw away your MBA—or save $150,000 and two years of your life by not getting one in the first place—and learn how to run a profitable business from experienced and successful businesspeople who pride themselves on their rock-solid ethics and practices Borrowing heavily, being financed by incomprehensible financial instruments, buying on margin, ignoring real profits and the needs of customers, being dependent on bankers, listening to economists who are no more accurate than fortune tellers and who have never run a business—these practices have failed dramatically and will, we hope, become things of the past Businesspeople responsible for making critical business decisions can no longer afford to rely on business books with mice looking for cheese, fables with obscure lessons, hokey manifestos, lessons from businesses that have gone bankrupt, case studies from 30 years ago, feel-good bromides and general drivel These so- called business innovators got us into the ongoing economic crisis in the first place Sensible and time-proven, successful business strategies will get us out of it Businesspeople need a practical, down-to-earth, realistic, and easy-to- understand book that explicitly shows them how to seize control of their own financial futures—and our goal is that The Street Smart MBA will be that resource for you Our over 50 combined years of in-the-trenches business Introduction xi experience have allowed us to organize and teach what we have learned about how to succeed in business into ten easy steps They are: • Step 1: Build a Superb Brand How do you develop a strong brand that will turn your customers into a highly motivated, no-cost sales force, allowing you to employ premium pricing, and building value in your brand and business? • Step 2: Grow and Tap Your Network How do you obtain priceless assistance for your business without paying a dime for it? • Step 3: Develop Products Customers Love How do you identify, evaluate, and develop ideas for new products and services? • Step 4: Sell Your Products and Services Cost Effectively How do you maximize your sales revenue while keeping your marketing costs under control? • Step 5: Control Your Costs and Increase Your Productivity How will spending less and running your business more efficiently help you improve your bottom line? • Step 6: Take Charge How can you keep focused on making money and managing risk? • Step 7: Recruit, Motivate, and Retain a Superior Workforce How do you get maximum productivity out of your staff while at the same time treat people well? • Step 8: Deal With Customer Complaints Head-On How do you turn your critics into fans? • Step 9: Manage Yourself How can you improve your business’ bottom line by better managing yourself? • Step 10: Become a Better Negotiator How can you improve your business’ bottom line by refining your negotiating skills? xii Introduction The Street Smart MBA teaches you how to be independent and self-reliant; carry little or no debt; develop and retain inexpensive and loyal labor; market your products in a cost effective and safe manner; build long-term relationships; mitigate risk; meet and exceed the needs, interests, desires, and passions of your customers; build a world-class brand; and make a profit each and every year Why? Because the fact of the matter is that the vast majority of new businesses fail Those that survive do so because their management is able to learn from its mistakes In the more than 30 years we have spent running our business, Jim and I have made innumerable mistakes and have learned from each and every one of them Our real-world experience from the school of hard knocks has been the best possible business education we could have hoped for, and we would not trade our experiences for an MBA from any school in the world After all, a person’s true business education only begins after one leaves college and graduate school, which is why we will only teach you business concepts that have been tested and proven in the field Our techniques represent business reality, not academic theory Our goal is for The Street Smart MBA to help you avoid the mistakes we have made and teach you how to implement the techniques and insights that have helped make our business successful Quite simply, we will teach you the practical, real-world lessons that it took us more than 30 years to learn We have written The Street Smart MBA so that those who own or help manage a business or business unit will be able to immediately apply our numerous bottom-line suggestions to increase sales and decrease costs We have read many business books that focus on game theory, regression analysis, heavy quantitative analysis, and other supposedly high-level concepts The problem we found with such abstract “approaches” is that they make many of these books torturously boring, often incomprehensible, and therefore ultimately useless We were never trained to talk like an MBAer, and we have no desire to You will not find any charts, graphs, or differential equations in this book What you will find instead are practical, easy-to- understand, simply explained, and proven strategies for business success Furthermore, we break each of the strategies we are discussing down into its own concise and easy-to-understand chapter Each strategy is tangible and is reinforced with one or more real-world examples of how it works and why, and each chapter begins with a brief executive summary Jim and I also like to have fun Trying things out, working through problems, and inventing new products are remarkably stimulating processes for us We enjoy needling each other in our frequent, frank debates on to how to proceed with a variety of business matters Humor is memorable, so we have decided to include our own experiences in this book to give you a flavor of the funny and memorable comments and occurrences that actually happened We hope Introduction xiii that you find The Street Smart MBA to be refreshingly easy to read, understand, and apply Summary of Summaries Chapter 1� Build a Superb Brand Build your brand through an intense focus on quality� The most effective marketing tool your business will have is word-of-mouth marketing Focus intensely on the quality of your products and you will reap great benefits from positive word of mouth Think long term When in doubt, do whatever it takes to protect the quality of your brand Turn down business that risks damaging your brand� Knowing when and how to turn down work can substantially help you build your brand and your business Be very careful about accepting work outside of your sandbox, work that you do not have the time to do properly, or work that would otherwise damage your brand Do not get into lines of business that will likely dilute and possibly tarnish your brand Define and reinforce your brand with a well thought out tagline� A tagline gives you the opportunity to define your brand Choose it carefully, as your tagline will have an important effect on both your brand and your bottom line Treat your customers with respect and do not jerk them around� An easy and feel-good way to help your business succeed is to build a rock- solid brand by treating your customers right The nice thing about treating people right is that it is usually within your power to do so So, how do we treat our customers right? By figuring out what we hate when we are customers and making sure that we do not repeat these mistakes We also note how we like to be treated and attempt to emulate that wherever and whenever possible You will build very effective and valuable word of mouth if you do not jerk your customers around xvi Summary of Summaries Chapter 2� Grow and Tap Your Network Give a heads up and do favors� Giving colleagues a heads up is an effective way to foster and build long-term business relationships It costs you nothing but a few moments of your time The recipients will be happy to reciprocate and provide you with similar help Send a gift� We have found that sending an unexpected gift can be extremely effective in building and solidifying relationships To be most effective, the gift should be both thoughtfully selected and arrive unexpected (eg, not in December) We also have found that targeted charitable donations can make a very favorable impression as well In any event, there is little to lose from this technique, as giving gifts, even token ones, is a pleasure, and supporting charities is the right thing to do Mentor Mentoring young people is an enjoyable way to pass along your experience and knowledge It also can be—and often is—invaluable in their later success and your later success The people that you mentor will never forget your help and guidance When the opportunity presents itself, the people you have mentored will be more than happy to help you and your business with good will, referrals, and new business Don’t be afraid to ask for help� There are both right ways and wrong ways to ask for help When done correctly, asking for help can cement relationships and provide you with tremendous benefits that may be impossible to obtain in other ways On the other hand, asking for help in the wrong way is a surefire way to destroy relationships Chapter 3� Develop Products Customers Love Listen to your customers� It is extremely risky to develop new products without first researching what your customers want and how much they are willing to pay for what they want If you want to pinpoint what new products you should develop and what new products you should avoid, listen to your customers Use surveys and ask open-ended questions Perhaps most important, pay particular