The Small Penis Bible

144 Pages·2016·1.51 MB·English

by  Ant Smith

Talking About Stature
…everything to be said about size
So you think you have a small penis.
Or you’re worried you might have a small penis. Or someone you know thinks
you have a small penis. Or you know someone with a small penis. Or you’re just
interested in small penises. Or you think small penises are a joke and you ended
up with this book for a laugh…
penises are funny
Well, the good news is, . All of them. The big bent
twisted ugly angry ones. The cute little petite ones. All of them.

This eBook is a manual of, for, and by, the small penis guy. Everything you
could possibly want to know about coping with a small penis. As you can tell by
the way I’ve already mentioned ‘penis’ ten times (well, that’s eleven now) and
already included a picture of a penis, this book will pull no punches. It will be
informative, sometimes sad, but generally upbeat and funny – the anxiety men
feel about penis size simply causes far too much misery in this world; so whether
you are reading this just for a laugh or if you want a genuine first-hand account
of how to cope with penis size anxiety I hope this manual helps.
The author has lived for fifty years with his own anxiety, but went through a
transformative journey of acceptance. You’ll read about that through the course
of these pages, but for context the penis in question is:
F
our inches (10cm) long in action mode
F
our inches (10cm) around (girth) in action mode
W
hich is 5.1 cubic inches (83 cubic cm)
A
nd is around 1-2 inches (3-5cm) at rest (unless sitting, when it can
retract fully)
These are the facts of the matter. Incontrovertible. Precise, yet abstract numbers.
This is the only reality. Everything else that follows on from these simple
measurements is opinion. Or rather judgement. Do these numbers say that this is
a small penis? Absolutely not! Compared to a Silver Back Gorilla it is quite
large.
Penis size anxiety comes only from real or imagined comparison with others,
and we shall see how most of what we believe is simply wrong.
At the same time I judge this as a small penis, but I don’t judge it as a bad penis.
Through the course of this manual we shall see that bigger isn’t necessarily
better and small isn’t necessarily bad.
Ultimately, it is up to you to decide if your penis is small or not and whether you
think that’s a good or bad thing. Penis size anxiety comes from having those
judgements thrust upon you by social norms. Penis size acceptance comes from
embracing your own identity and not accepting the judgements of others.
What is small?
If you’ve downloaded this manual because of size anxiety you will already have
searched the internet and come across a bewildering array of statistics hoping to
find out what is ‘average’.
The precision of numbers is a potent lure. But ultimately all the statistics in the
world are nothing more than a means to compare yourself with others – and
whenever we do that we always end up more miserable than we were. Happiness
and acceptance never comes from comparison with others. But we do it anyway.
Almost a half of men are dissatisfied with their penis size and not all of those are
guys with what you might consider to be a small penis (that's right, some small
guys are totally happy with it).

Some guys with a bigger than average penis worry
about their size.

It gets worse. Penis enlargement websites will tell you “women want more; even
an average penis is small”. This lack of appreciation of numbers irks me greatly
– to proclaim average as small is ludicrous! The world is filled with
disinformation, wrongful conclusions, bad judgements, and real misery. So let’s
clear something up:
The average erect penis size is 5-6 inches and
probably closer to 5 inch.
It’s impossible to know for certain, and a leap of faith is needed to accept this.
Growing up I always believed the average was 6-7 inches and accepting this new
assessment was really quite difficult because nobody I knew had ever said they
have a dick less than 6 inches. To be fair I’d never told anybody my own size.
Whenever the question of size came up I just kinda kept quiet. I realise now that
guys who were less, just like me, didn’t tend to mention it. It was invariably the
bigger guys that were happy to openly discuss such stuff. So I developed a pretty
skewed view. Early research (Kinsey et al) also reported the average at around 6
inches so it all seemed to stack up.
But we well know the early research was flawed. We know most smaller guys
don’t brag. We know larger guys may well brag, or go on display in the locker
room or in porn. We know guys will ambitiously round up when measuring. We
know everything we see or hear on the subject of penis size inflates reality.
So accepting that the average is a little over 5 inches may well take a leap of
faith, but it is a leap worth taking. Let me be absolutely clear:
The average cock size is 5.2 inches.
Believe it
68% of men, according to statistics, will be in the range ~4.5 - 6.0 inches
(assuming a standard deviation of 0.8 inches) and therefore 16% of men will be
under 4.5 inches. Does this mean anything under 4.5 inches is small? Well,
that’s a judgement (not a fact) you might well make. Perhaps you’re comfortable
with classifying 1 in 6 men as having a small dick. Perhaps that seems
reasonable.
1 in 6 is quite a lot of men though. If you have a 4.5 inch dick and you think it is
small, the chances are in a group of 12 men you’re not the only one. You don’t
need to look very far from home to find 11 other men you know and love very
well (your father, brothers, sons, brothers-in-laws, nephews…) in order to know
you’re not alone! If we believe a small penis is under 4.5 inches then we need to
be sensitive about what we think of small penises – because we are talking about
our loved ones.
95% of men, according to statistics, will be in the range ~3.7 - 6.8 inches
(assuming a standard deviation of 0.8 inches) and therefore 2.5% of men will be
under 3.7 inches. 2.5% is 1 in 40 men, which isn’t exactly rare. In fact on a busy
morning commute on London’s latest underground trains there’s likely to be 11
guys packed—in who are packing under 4 inches! (Given a capacity of 876
people).
The point is, whatever judgement
you make, whatever size you
decide ‘is small’ there will be a lot
of guys in that boat.
Why is my penis small?
First and foremost, because you think it is.
Which is fine, since small dicks aren’t bad!

Being brought up in England in the 70's
there was very little discussion of anything
of a sexual nature, aside from a single very
clinical SexEd lesson in junior school and
later an awkward conversation on the
importance of foreplay from my elder
brother. Therefore I have no idea
whatsoever if my brothers, or my father,
had small, average, or big dicks.

Apparently there is a genetic determination
to penis size, but that's only one of several
factors and it doesn't in fact seem as though
small dicks necessarily run in the family.
There are certainly many forum posts on
the topic "smaller than my younger
brother". If it were purely a genetic issue
there'd probably be more familial support
available, but it seems more like a lottery.

Foetal development has an impact -
allegedly if your mother ate chicken wings
while pregnant the chemical phthalate
could have stunted growth - although this
feels like a typical urban myth. It's pretty
certain though that, as with all growth
concerns, poor nutrition is a significant
factor. Perhaps my family could afford to
eat better before I was born so that my
older brothers avoided the issue!
Some think circumcision has an effect, and
if the cut is particularly tight that seems to
make sense. In fact the average length of
circumcised penises has been reported to be
half an inch shorter than their uncut
brethren - I'd be wary of that statistic
though as we don't have the same breadth
of data that is now available for general
size analysis.

Of course the medical profession wants us
to believe smoking shrinks the penis. Some
blame oestrogen in the water supply.
Others blame riding bicycles during
puberty...

It seems as though all of life's ills can either
be blamed for causing guys to have small
penises or else blamed on guys who have
small penises!
It all seems like pretty futile supposition,
especially as you have what you have -
why worry over what made you a unique
individual when you could just be enjoying
the fact that you are?
The one factor though that you can
influence is weight. The penis actually