The saga of the WPI Goat's Head

17 Pages·2016·5.47 MB·English

Worcester Polytechnic Institute
Digital WPI
Newspeak All Issues Newspeak
9-26-1978
Newspeak Volume 06, Issue 19, September 26,
1978
Te Students of Worcester Polytechnic Institute
Follow this and additional works at: htps://digitalcommons.wpi.edu/newspeak
Recommended Citation
Te Students of Worcester Polytechnic Institute, "Newspeak Volume 06, Issue 19, September 26, 1978" (1978). Newspeak All Issues.
145.
htps://digitalcommons.wpi.edu/newspeak/145
Tis Book is brought to you for free and open access by the Newspeak at Digital WPI. It has been accepted for inclusion in Newspeak All Issues by an
authorized administrator of Digital WPI. For more information, please contact
,....,.. II""
Ne wspeak's "Belleve-it<Jr-not"
The saga of the WPI Goat's Head
by Ken Mandlle Polytechnic Institute of November, to a farmhouse on Park Avenue, near may be seen aa the centre of that
News· Feature Editor 1927. The Article was printed under what Ia now the gates of Alumni Field. year's claaa picture taken near the
Yes VIrginia, there really Is a WPn the headline "History of the '93 Goat" The class chose Gompel Kuwada, It small electrical laboratory.
Go at's Head. In fact, It now rests In by Arthur C. Comins, a member of the Jap, as official mascot-keeper, Now the "ooman" who kept the goat
co mfortalbe security In the confines of WPI CLasa of 1893. because he had already Injected Into charged more than the class could af·
Go rdon Ubrary Archives. You can ask In the early spring of 1891, the class class life a few original Ideas as to ford for the summer, 10 at a class
•••IIi••••••••-.. of '93 decided It wanted a mascot, and mascots, and had shown quite some meeting, Kuwada auggeated a change
a live one, too; and that a goat would latent engineering ability In the of diet. He thought anyone would be
most nearly typify the potential defen· loading, transportation and placating honored by the opportunity to keep
(Y esteryear ] calvaas sa.n d AbcucUonrdskinyg tleym ap ecraomemnitt toefe thoef ohef ap oussueasllsye dra mthpea notn glyo alnt.l taMleo rIeno vtehre, dfreieendd- angoda th, ata sosmtroen ogn ef riceonudld Ibne·
•••••••••••-' three-history Is not clear aa to class that would fit the words Goat· found who would either charge leas or
to see It If you want, but It Is actually whether It was self appointed or Keeper. perhaps be persuaded to keep the goat
qlllt ea grotesque looking figure. Sure not-hired a grocer's top delivery Shortly after, led by hla new con· for nothing. He concluded his
ltha s a normal size goat head, but the wagon, automobllee not existing, and fldentlal advisor, the goat, never argument and electrified a meeting In a
body Is only one foot long. No, Its not took a half-day trip to Dungarvan Hill named, made his debut at a ball game lecture room of Sellabury tabs with the
~ the original goat's head. To find out east of Union Station, where after a lit· on Bliss Field, now the tennis courts; words, now aa famoua as those of
wh at haJJP(InfHJ to that head and the tie shopping, a black goat waa pur· and thereafter, when covertly Jabbed Patrick Henry, "Perhaps eet could be
po or goat that the hnd belonged to chased, kidnapped It might be said In by a '94 man, Informally pushed this done for nothing, or If not for nothing,
ro u will have to read the following ar· this case, and transported with con· claas on to victory at every out«>or (continued )
tiele from the Journal of the Worcester slderable Impromptu embarrassment event until summer. He and Kuwada on page 4
Guardsmen
dunk
engineers
The ltUdent ~per of Worcester Polytechnic Institute ,...pegt12·
I'
Volume_, ~umber 19 Tuesday, September 28,1978
Making Rfe easier.
Course change schedule extended Index
By John Power To remedy the situation of "the and October 2, and Freshmen may
Newsoeak Staff great course change rush'', Dean Van make changes from term 8 78 ONLy
While grim memories of the long Alstyne has Implemented a new pro- on October 3rd and 4th. This course
II nes In front of Harrington Auditorium cedure, Instituted yesterday. Each change period allows students to make
to r course changes on September 4 student recleved an orange sheet of changes after having gotten a feel tor The arts• ..•.•..•. : ..•.• 10
a
fa nc du l5ty ,s tihlle yh ahuonldt sao smpee csiatul dtenrrtso ra fnodr cpoaupresre Icnh athnegier smcahielbdouxle sIn. dWicea tihnogu gthhet tidheair oAf tewrhme tchoeurr soers , naontd thaevye wa abnet tetor Claaalfleda. •••.......... 10
Dean of Academic Advising John It would help to clarify the procedure change. There Is no longer the apon- Editorials. . • . . • • • • . . . • • • 2
va n Alstyne. Dean Van Alstyne, In and explain why this new procedure Ia teneous rush of trying to make up your Letters. . . • . • • . • . • • • . • . • • 2
a recent Interview, recalled days when being used now. mind In time to make the change. The
h e faced 2400 students who wanted to On September 26 and 27, Seniors course changes occur lour weeks be- Sports• •••.••••••••••.•• 12
c hange their schedules and had to take wishing to make coul'8e changes In fore term B even begins, allowing !What's happening?..... • 8
co urses they dldn 't want or be put on a any term may go the Scheduling Office enough time to really think about
wa ltlng list, and It really hurt Dean from 8:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. Juniors changes before rushing Into a de-
va n A to see so many frustrated and may make changes for any term on the clsion Co tlnued on page 5
a ngry students In one day. 27th and 28th, Sophomorea.on the 29th n
A 'new"
Mass. PIRG plans strategy
Project Center
himself as a "profesalonal offices In M818achuaetts are
During the past summer, the Project by Don Calawa organizer''. headed by people hired by PIRG
c
ele end tetor hparos vbideee na ewxitdeen srivaenlgye reomf oadc- Newspeak Staff yeaFro, r Mthaossse PwIRhoG aIare an eswtu dtehnlat ctoe sotregra nairzeea a tchteiv ithierse.e I nc tahmep Wusoers-
a demlc functions and support facilities activist organization dedicated to affiliated with PIRG (WPI,
IlonI n wdoa nIrene tc hsooenm Pvero nojifee tcnhtt e Cl otehcniantetgiros:n y.o Lui swteildl n boew- I
(nMtTaehsres s Pt IRMRGae,s efsoarc cshhhu oserGtt)tr soIs u bpa,P cukIbn olcinc. ctpeaualblcylhi c es iftnfuetdecertienvsetst . IhnFo uwpnrd oteomd obbteiyn pgao tltwihtioe- dWrerpollrleoes. enStteadte , bCy laSrkte vUen lvll.s) saanre-
Writing Resources c
Isa mlopcuasti ownit:h tah efeyw acrhea nngoe sl.o Fnigrestr dstouldlaern tn seogcaiatilv ea cctihveitcieks-o ffef eI n( wtihthe apSptreovxe. ,1 7a5t lb6s . bfeeatr s pal ums arkaend
Center crammed lntoa cubbyhole on the a negative check-off, If you don't resemblance to a certain Instruc-
,lb
So2ee w T opnahptoree o mlnWne b verteeivotrlei n-ro14gyf8: 0 atR0thhf et.pe s.r omnPSuo.r rtoucsjentdea ecICrnntt ei tnACsng t ete ewnMrr,tim etoohrn n, f dr awtoahnmiyelyl, hatPthhotreoiolreyrjde 'o rocfetnf l P oCctIorheRarneG mt eo smorfe n.ec W.Tdo.cn hadIesmn htopfotl5ulod suoa .rc r n Coc.oo hufrab Ndtbroihlnyiwe- cgsitthhte uieitssd c ekpryn urIetnfsa o srwb.ef fyhd, T oyah fondoeu er e cdflipeidofcote etpl eiewatdinych aabtlhcto eaaIas mrcfsdetpui eoueo)ns,f at1Pmos9har 7i jlo4aoa f rd .fChe rWoliSpsm hth1o ei0arHry1,e 1a d.mdP olHAafeoej sor G adorg?so nr aveCTaed og hrulneleahemt t giesaeeUdt no j .otSrI bny.
q
cwpr
CmCeaua re penelpnt onesnatrtert trgslsro, · a,a ·n ssnpjpsoieygmr esobo ecspr j aiefa dlpaoyfycetrlr eisots zbf r,bcre ynelrp eobieIpmrmno ot noaiuspohk.kt noaeo insTbslrrpgi,eaoua i nvultalaso igtnhen, ra d wes sc lasptpasu,pIr d onadope teoj eometnirhncmtiecsett-· gIHhywMnseoe aiarlnaynrl s e raoGasfi.wnko.s e ,grCs n asiAsheP ttalr ItataRhrtowhllaGirI'es-t ScagtIhfhnloe riehrgesurei avhsnadit tctce orreyrhor ,i si uadPmsenta tf trfalhkaoytIneoaia-rl
rewrite papers whloh faculty have office deter- the Import-
returned as poorly written. Handouts mine whether ance of dif-
on basic writing and on organizing or not to ferent his-
project proposals and reports are also grant Boston torical alghta.
available. Edison Com- Finding the
pany the job peraon-
Student Project right to build ally unfulfill·
Telephone enur cplelaanr tsp othwe-
wlnogr,k ed Sfoter vea
Students can make project-related supply more while pro-
Phone calls by showing their 10 card power to ceasing gov-
I nd completing the Information Metropolitan ernment
l'lquested on a special log form which Boston. The ctalms tor
can be obtained from the project new kid In coal miner's
tt lephone attendant. The project town Is Steve black lung
•P:h0 o0n pe. mIs. ,a Mvaoinladbalye tfhrroomu g1h2 :F0r0id naoyo, na ntod lwlshsoa nredfrelrflso ,t o (ocno nptaingueeSd)
1- (continued on page 6)
(Editorial )
s~x~ ~x sex. ..
eveRY NIGHT .
The need for THIS~K,
~lYOU~
basic skills ~T ~NOUGH?
A recent Associated Press feature story reported that Harvard Univer-
sity students, beginning In the fall of 1979, will be·requlred to prove that
they can read and write at the accepted college level.
Many schools across the country have started to realize that there
Is a genuine need to .re-examine their students' most basic skills.
"It seems to me to be legitimate to ask of an educated person the
ability to read and write our language properly." Harvard Dean Henry
Rosovsky told the AP reporter.
At WPI, we have also heard a call to return to the basics. In our
opinion, there Is a genuine deficiency among students here In communi·
cations skills. We have seen this first-hand, In the form of some of the
articles that come Into our office. Even among professional engineers
and other technical people, writing Is all too often a four-letter word.
If there Is a problem, what can we do about It?
First and foremost, students should be encouraged In every way pos·
slble to Interact with others In various fields. This Interaction could take
the form of attending conferences of other professionals, presenting
a paper or speaking at campus meetings, or reading about current
events In Industry.
Secondly, students must be encouraged to write. To aid those who
have some problems In this vital area, perhaps some thought should
be given to establishing a more generalized writing course than now
exists which could be used as part of the Sufficiency program. There
Is a course, EN 2000, " Basic Writing", which Is In the course catalog,
but Its description states, " It may not be used as part of the
humanities sufficiency without the permission of the faculty member
conducting the final sufficiency . ISIP. HU 1011, at least In the
course catalog, doesn't quite fit the bill. What we propose Is a course
that would be open to all ·students: and would count towards com·
pletlon of the sufficiency. This course should stress forms of writing FIRST IT 'MS CMRL.te'S
common to science, engineering, and business. Resumes, reports,
semltechnlcal papers, and other forms of writing would be required of AMG~LS, ~N nu~~~~
each student.
We feel that this proposal Is responsible and needed solution;
\OMPAN'l, THeN Aft\~KAN
skills learned In such a course would be Invaluable after graduation.
GIRLS, Tn~ FLYING 1-1100,
lli~N ...
~ .• • I 6 • ". '. •,. t •"·l•. \ a • 1 1 " I I • '
""'J_:JU.:.. I\:.'.7:":,.~ ~i·
•.- -:71 irlt. · ~~~•r:----:- · 7[:~
.•. ,. ........
,_.,......
............... .. ........ -.. •.
KMlMIIItJ. .... FranlrDe~le
.................. IIIDDIMeedltcir
IIIMtt IIL.ualo ,.,.,.. ..............
....... -.•. ,
.... KMialllll
-l-a-rr-y A-r-on-eo-n ------D-or-te-n J-a~'l f-le-lla~R-:o- -----.I-Nn- I-I.- M-ar-tin- --
Janet Anclenon Kfttft DoMhue Johnlhlton
larry Aroneon Robert Dreyfooe Tom NloolcMf
Karenlladgw Andy Oelber1 DewldOidl
Don ea .... Arman Gcwbnl MlkePetz
lktanC..U. J . Gordon (hgory PeuiPofttdey
ctwtetopMr Coleman ltat Halet JohnPoww (Letter)
Aencty Correll ........ Higglne Tom Aoc*wood
Tine Cotler Mhwttugganl Atrrteom..
Phil~ lltkelandlfMn JeckTretW Off to a good start
.._.Upplnan
WPI NEWSPEAK OF WorC*ttt Polytec:hntc lnatltute, forrMr1y the TM:It ,._., hu Totha Edttor.
been publlehecf weekly during the acedlmtc ,..,, uoept dut1ng ootlege vacatlont, The final score was 27·10, but that the field with out heads up-knowing
elnoe 1808. The tdltortal oplnlona tXPflllld herein.,. the opinion of the pereon Ot does not tell the story. we could have won.
penN)ne WhoM nwne appeena at the Md of the editorial, enc1 are not nece~eltlly The story waa told by a Norwich To my mind, the season Is already
thoM of the edltortal boerd, or of WPI. Eidltonal and buelneee offloee .,. located In football fan- late In the game- as he succeaatul, even If we don't win a
100m 01, SM#Oitl M.y Hall, at WPI. Capr -..lne Ia noon of the S.turdaJ pleaded for a WPI fumble. Sweet wor· single game- but, to be sure, by what
PfeCMdlng pubtlcatlon. Prtntlng done b¥ ..... oa.,oratlon, 11 ~Street, Wor· de thoee, u WPI threw a rMI ecarelnto we saw Saturday, that'a not going to
oeattt, MMaachuMtta. 8eoond ciMa ...... .-Nat Worceettt, MuaechuMtta. the almighty Norwich football power. happen.
Subec:tlpUon r~~te: ta.OO per echool ~. etngle oop.. ao.. MeM .,, oheoQ peyeble Who would have believed It? Three Bob Anderson
to WPI New. ..k . yards away from making It a one (Mr. Anderson's letter ref•rs to th•llr•t
touchdown ballgame. Lucky for Nor· WPI football tHm gam•. p/ay.d on
wlch, we didn't ecore, but we came off Sept, 18.
~1'uesday, ptember26,1978 NEWSPEAK .P!g!3
1
~ -The IFC me t ...
The first IFC meet Ina of the 1978-79 they have a dinner program on Parent's
school year was held In the Archives Day. Several houses did and several
ttoom. President Pete called tne others showed Interest for this year. (MATERNITY l
meeting to order at 6:40p.m. 2 Brothers from each house will marcn
Rush Chairman Steve Parent discussed In the procession for the Inauguration
hll evaluation of rush. Bids and Black of Or. Cranch. Banners from each of
rushing was mentioned In the the houses will be hung. Make sure
discussion. AI Masse suggested they are In good shape.
Ptedge Weekend should be held before AI Masse discussed the Meals Tax and
the A term vacation. Steve mentioned asked all the hQU&eJ..lo join together to
the freshmen need that time to think fight this o'tltrageous dictatorship
their decision out. taxation. Dean Reutllnger suggested
Fete discussed the concern of the contacting other private colleges and
Student Affairs office over the beer organizing on the state level. only
throWing Incident at the IFC mixer. private colleges are taxed.
There Is a possibility It will be ter· Homecoming and the conflicts with
~ l!llnated because of the Incident. A In· the respective houses were then
t~~tlgatlve committee was formed to discussed. It seems the activities are
lind the facts. It consists of Andy geared for the students and the
LaBrecque, Steve Parent, and Andy graduates have nothing to do In the
Fliss. evening.
TrMaure Andy LaBrecque Issued the The IFC officers will draft have nothing
llnanclal statement for Sept. 78. The to do In the evening. The IFC officers
IFC Is officially $852.85 In the hole. will draft a petition for a change In the
Dues, however, will be collected ahor· Homecoming achedule.
IY· This year the dues will be $2.50 Attendance:
per member. ATO Tom Rockwood; ACR Tim Bam·
• Schaffer of the Worcester Chamber ford; LCA Wayne Peters; PGD Doug
of Commerce addressed the IFC LaBrecque, Andy Fales; PKT Phil
liking lte help In running Its Las Vegas Cameron; PSK Dan Hurst; PSS Cindy
fight. It will be held at the Mechanics Conners; SAE AI Masse; SPE Dave
Hall, Main Street, Friday October 13. Erickson; SP Chris Mather; TKE Jim
The IFC decided to help Mr. Schaffer. Manchester, Steve Parent; Theta Chi
fach house will provide 4-5 brothers Dave Wardell, Pete LaBelle; ZP Pete
~ 2 hour shifts. McClain, Andy LaBrecque;
Dean Sherer said keep the Becker raids Respectfully Submitted,
afe and respect property. Andrew F. Fales
President Pete asked the houses If IFC Secretary
.... as did the Student
Ohl She looks just lb her molher.
Government. ...
The Excutlve Council meeting of that an amendment to the Constitution
Sept. 20,1978 was called to order at for dissolving the Dormitory Hearing
ltr3t 0P rpe.smid.e Int tJhef fS Btouidken. t Afairs ofice dBiosacurds sebde a nmd athden.t haepp rmovoetdi obny aw 2a/3s Yes, but when?
The attendance was taken and the majority vote. The Amendment will be CPS)-First estimates of fall enroll-· won't be produclnQ enough 18-year-
anexcused absences were: John voted on the Student Body at the same ment In American colleges and univer- olds In the 1980's to allow schools to
~ 1anas-class of '79 Rep., Mary-Ellen time as Freshmen Elections. sities see an lncreaae of 2.8 percent maintain their course diversity and
Doherty· Committee Rep. Pabddle Rush between the Fresh· over last fall's level. The National physical plant.
The minutes of the previous meeting men and Sophomore classes at the fir· Center for Educational Statistics Some analysts also think that fewer
wre read and approved. st home football game Is sponsored by (NCES) expects a total of 11.6 18-year-olds will enroll In college In
Committee Reporta Skull. Skull asked for financial help million on campus, 320,000 more than the future because of a predicted
lib from the Student Government for this 1977's 11 .28 million. slackening of demand for educated
The 1978·1979 Sab Budget was event. Discussion was held and a It the estimates prove true - the workers.
MY!ewed and discussed. A motion was motion was made and seconded to Center won't have final figures until Specifically. by 1980 there should be
llllde and seconded for the Budget to give $19.00 to Skull for the Paddle the spring - this will be the second some 4.2 million 18-year-olds who
6e approved. The motion was passed Rush. The motion was passed by a 213 consecutive autumn Increase. Many might go to college. By 1990, that
~a 213 majority vote. majority vote. schools, though, are still trying to number will fall to 3.4 million. Even
tact.mlc Committee ThJ exact date for Freshman elec· recover from the tall of 1976, when en- fewer 18-year-olds will be available
The method of appointing and tlons"lwlll be discussed at the next rollment In public colleges and univer- to populate the campusea In the early
IDmlnatlng of the Academic Commit- meetlpg. sities dropped a precipitous nine 1990's.
• membra was discussed. Criteria A new constitution was worked on percent. • For the moment, though, the NCES
for nomination will be available In this this summer. The Constitution as of And many administrators are still sees enrollment at public colleges and
llek's Newapeak. yet Is not In final form. Each member preparing for drops In the future. universities hitting Q.1 million, with
Committee ol Concemed Studenta of the Student Government In due time Demographers say the nation simply anoth~tr 2.5 million at private schools.
Research of the overcrowding will receive at first the section of the
lltuatlon was done this summer. a full Constitution that deals with their
llport will be given at a later Student requirements In order to alleviate any
8overnment meeting. ablgultles that may still be present In There will be an open
Fe . the new Constitution. Once this Is
At the past IFC meeting the completed, the new Constitution will student Government
~lowing subjects were discussed: be available for reading and judgement
lOre participation In Parent's Day, by the Student Body. However, the meeting on Sept. 27,
_.lclpatulon In the football rally and new Constitution will not be able to go
hi Inauguration of President Cranch, Into efact until the new Student Gover- 1978 at 4:30 p.m. In
lnd the conflict between the emphasis nment Ia elected for obvious reasons.
an undergraduates rather then Alumni The Class Representatives should the student Affairs
IaDn cHlaolm Ceocmominttge eW eekend. emnuccohu raasg ep othsesirb clela Isns tthoe p Ianratiucgipuarateti oans office.
Upcoming concerts were announ· of President Cranch on Oct. 20,1978.
Old. A new van for the usa of the Also. every one was encouraged to
8oolal Committee and SAB was pur· attend the football rally on Sept.
chased. Damage and clean-up after 22,1978.
8
beoccolaml ingC moomrem oitft ae epr obfluenmc.t ions Is adAjo muront tiohne mwaese tminagd. e and seconded to ATTENTION SENIORS!!
Nomination for Internal Residence The motion was passed and the
Hall Committee and Food Service meeting was adjourned at 5:30p.m . On Th~rsday, September 28, 1978 there will
Committee will be made available to Respectfully submitted be an Important class meeting to discuss
!heRA's within the next two weeks. Hannah J. Halliday
A motion was made by cathy Reed Secretary and plan our activities for the year. Events
to be dlscusaed:Senlor Banquet
Graduation Party
... as will the DHB, IRHC CTerm Mixer
T.W. Cotton October 6, as stated on the petition. Freebie Night In the Pub
Chairman. IRHC The final election will be held on Tues-
day, October 10. All members of the class of 1979 are urged
This year's Dining Hall Committee The IRHC serves as the official to attend and voice their opinions, for only
and Internal Residence Hall Commit- forum for residential complexes con- with your support will these events be sue·
tee are being formed. Nomination cerning residence policies. The DHC
Pelltlona for the IRHC are available serves as an advisory committee for cessful.
from Resident Advisors as of Septem- the campus food service. Additional Remember:Thursday, September 28, 1978
ber 26. Please nota that these forms information can b4t found In the
must be completed and returned Student Body Constitution. 11:00 a.m. Klnnlcut Hall SL 115
E(nlolst wmoartihle d1)1 tob Tyh o4m:0a0s Wp m. C. oFttroidna yIn, ThAomnya sq Wue.s Ctioonttso nm, achy abirem arenf,e vrriaed B otox ..
NEW!PEAK TUMday, a.ptember 2!.1171
... Goat's Head saga
(continued from page 1)
perhaps for less." This observation
was the basis of two encore verses to
the tune of the then popular Ta-ra-ra·
boom-de-aye, which were sung at
a minstrel show _performances on the
occasion of the claaa Half·Way·
Through Supper t he next winter,
namely:
"We have a lad from Tokio
Who's full of fun from head to toe
He Kille the profs. with
questions jqueer
Which make you split from ear to ear.
"He keptttlo Goat for Nlnty-thr~1
And had llkept without a fee
In spite of that he did confess
1t hink It can be done for lees."
This minstrel show, by the way, led
to the writing of the operetta "Jack af\d
the Bean Stalk" the work mo1tly of
Marshall, and Dyer and other of" '83.
which was given by the Tech at Wor·
caster Theatre a few months later; and
which afterwards amplified · and
presented In Boston and elsewhere by
the Boston. Cadets, and by
profeulonal companies. A revival of
"Jack and the Bean Stalk" was on the
boards this past winter In Botton.
Parenthetically-It took Iota of Ice
cream and some delay withal for thla Class of '13 at 45th reunlon·wlth reel end replica goats• heeds.
b
mb'c
s
19ywe83o SB e9e 'fu9d2touren4,eiuot nrt djKn,enu dufoesco,wa; r t hr1p ,fba tlwt0laoedheaa hrhafeco o i e ctmfrath o hehwnfear oeIdma st hrf s ci weosrt otshdapatathtedar,.k ie lnetgoarotgn ohnt' 9baedtwvo3etr a e acmNhcsaeoia efermutwtene ilovdi ,rhsW ne a elnd atoa o lIinndra t· rctbr'at9aeuro eu4fnamnet tgtlchwleodyieb,ra w saIler.ne lae,cvmas daignirded .code neuna ntrlo tcsaa'Ites nt Ile nt thcNhdh oeo,ao ani'unvt9dfha gi3 ore ohm Sdnrn ec n osTtrlhiueoeteipecmeadohm - etr kwhtH n-eehaeidvmlewnl a a rwd gateh n uaI Idneaet dmoTtmbhirieriertisegstconeuch iu,nrnt g fiardcouhuHloeneltsylfri ldhul s;l e,oplt adclfIatan own ndtnduhnoisn ne .igl d d lohi,leg.a os or'huda9autp3idBtneri psoygdao n stsas oeseatonih adnsdmter-dht tlee op ieIed -in plb rfi tiuIn heolnerg opt t h nht 'hu9aoeInpe4rft atwgbAehnorlhreuoTd"i mc th yoeahal.rna s ibhgiK q oaiDwuunuswaeat t ya lh a dmgeE apo fxif ronauelboitlrsal'act-se etl. aunlh"loez treeaneaeadsg, d e ,Sps xtmaowaoametoe cuudit'erg2 dreo8heoaln lipe~yneal,dogi cts J a atau"tot h2inod '1eaef,
rooming-house oppoalte the Engine The '83 group lived In silent chagrin • of the clue Of '94 which was enjoying 18, by the class of '93 It being under·
House on John Street, were slowly for· and the '94 group chortled In muffled Ita claaa-dlnner In smug comfort at atood that '28 by next fall will tum It
ced to the conclusion, after much derision for twenty years, until In 1913, a down-town hotel. Thla event and Ita over to '30, thereafter to be concealed
Inquiry and search, that someone had as 'a3 eat at Alumni Dinner In the Elec· subsequent case at law, under taken from or sought by alternate odd and
taken the head from the wall of a room trlcal Laboratory on Ita twentieth by '94 but never completed because of even olaseee as mattera may develop
during the holidays, and '93 had no reunion, the traveller on the big crane lack of evidence, Ia very humorously to the end of time; and with the under·
goat. By showing pictures to neigh· moved down the length of the room yet accurately In all details, told In standing that all competlon and rlvarty
bore, the claae detectives were convln· and stopped over their table, alowly Shakeaperlan phraseology aa "A Win· Ia to be according to rules of the
ced that the culprlta were two or three lowered Into their mldat the original ter'a Tale" In '93 aftermath. Higgins Student Council or Ita counterpart, that
'94 men who had been seen about the goat's head with an lnacrtptlon to the waa the author. It will be carefully kept, and that '93
place, but the evidence waa doubtful; effect that ~ having had 'a3'a goat for About three years ago, the now just· shall have the privilege of taking It at
and not a trace of the mlaalng head twenty years, waa glad to return It- a graduated Clan of 1928 thought the Ita quin-quennial reunions.
could be found. In a few days '93 notice lmmedlatly greeted with a song gayety of nations and life at the In·
would have to dlplay Ita usual mascot. "It sounds to me like a lie; It may be so, atltute might be added to If an object The rlvalrv between claases for
or embarraaalngly admit It had dlaap. I do not know, but-It sounds to me for rivalry between even and odd possession of the head did not last
peered- an opportunity for '94 to like aile." classes could be agreed upon, for con· long, but while It did lilt the possesor1
make '93 a laughing stock. There The provocation of '94's coup was a teat on the order of the famous Sabrina of the goat's head engineered aomt
seemed to be but one eolutlon of the little mlaunderatandlng at the time of statue rivalry at Amherst. They -uk8d very cl'fHitlve dlaplaya of the head. 71tt
awkward problem. The same few '93 their own Half·Way·Through Supper. '93 to contribute Ita historic ~·a to/lowing article from The Tech Newa
who knew the head waa mlealng, under The men In a woodyard on Denny head for this purpose. The orlgfnal gives details of one of these displays.
cover of darkneaa eecured another Street somehow mlatook...J«3 men for head however, was too fragile or
tb
h
leelanapedcpdkee; r gnsaoehndaipd,t , o 'hwafa 3Ihtd ae an haa io mtauh tsel'aiu k anhelew xafiotsd le.lb o Nfawolorelend~e ah btmhoueret· kt'9hae4rrre omesb eeaannle rewrde;·h llosoaa nhdda d no udofn rcdofeirvdre -wd th oageona ddl,p l olpelnar dssidoo z nfeoanrfl htuahasduedasd pim.at asatmFidoie nno a anfl l oyas ,m u thbhaostiwrtteaeyrn-v hfteiofart whl u bncrroedoumennrzb ietoihn ne", c de'r 9onlt3r·- ToveeLcrha: eat-A TlSuafmttsun ritd rMaaFycai keya l7fdmt,e1 er9wne2oti9 toh an padlnua rninoegb f jeltehcwet
awlnglng beneath It : The object wu
Identified by many as the Goat's Head;
source of contention between the odd
and even clas888. The plane circled
around quite low and for a few mlnutea
Edison and a Kimberly Clarke, a It was In the summer of 1989 that caused no little excitement. Little Ia
by Tom Nicolosi manufacturer of paper products. It was Swenson became directly Involved known how arrangements were made
Newspeak staff as an undergraduate that he met his with the apace program. During this but the coveted object was dropped
wife Jan who Is a Wisconsin native. time he worked on a protect with the somewhere In the vlnclnlty of Lake
During the 1980's the exploration American Society of Engineering Edu- Oulnalgamond. It was later· learnad
of space was a major concern of the After graduating from K .U. Swan- cation at the Manned Spacecraft from some Freshmen that It landed too
United States. Large amounts of son held a job In design production at Center The project was a feasibility close for comfort to a stone wall.
money and manpower were committed Ellis Jappers In Milwaukee. He later study on a vehicle which could be used Several ambitious Sohpomorea went to
to the task of landing a man on the returned to the University of Kansas to help establish a permanent manned the airport to seize the treasure from
[ where he completed his muter'o base on the moon by landing supplies the Freshmen In the plane but were
• . degree In fluid mechanics. Swenson to astronauts on the surface. sorry to find them without lt. The
then spent alternate years working He also participated In another Freshmen had successfully trans·
~POtllght) at e ms Jappers and otudylng tor his space-related project In 1973 where ferredlt to safe hands on the ground.
Phd . at the University of Iowa. He also films of Skylab astronauts working The following year the class of '33
taught at the University of Mleaourl In free fall were examined to gain made another display of the Goat'B
moon and returning him safely. Inter· and spent some time teaching abroad knowledge about the motion of human Head and The Tech News was there
est in the apace program hu dwindled at the University of Sterling, Scotland beings as they try to work unhindered again.
greatly since then among moat Ameri- in the department of Industrial acl· In space. This could eventually lead May 20,1930
cans. However, one penon who aeema ence. In fact Immediately before com· to the development of new and more The Freshmen slipped one over on
optimistic about man'a future In apace lng toW .P.I. Swenson spent five years efficient working techniques In apace. the Sophomores Saturday when they
exploration Is W.P. I. 'a Profeasor teaching at Sterling, having returned Swenson 's work at NASA seems to
Frank Swenson. there In 1973. During this time he be- have Instilled him with enthusiasm (Continued on page 14)
A newcomer to the campua, Swen- came Involved In a project called about the exploration of apace. Ac-
son ·s Involvement In the apace pro- "Urban Crisis 2000." Thla project cording to him a multinational effort coat and complexity of the mission
gram dat• back to a pair of engineer- was similar to W .P.I.'a IQP projectl to reach Man by the end of the cen- International cooperation Is eaaentlal.
Ing protect• he participated In at the In that Ita purpose wu to In 80me tury may become reality. "The year The space ships must be assembled
Manned Splacraft Center In Houa- way relate technotogy to the aoclat 2000 seems like a good time (for In orbit from finished products manu·
ton. Before ~ lrwotwd In thla needs of the community. Protect the milelon) H the ~ltlcal ctlmate Ia factured on earth and traneported by
Swenton, a I<BIII nlltNe, reclwed lenghta wried from • to 82 .... and f&YOrable, •• lllld ew.n.on. the SpaoaShuttle.
his degr• In IIIIOMnlcal entlneerlng In moet C8MI w.. not degree re- The plan that will probably be uled According to Swenson the astro-
from the Unlventty of KaniM. Prior quirements. The profecta went mainly to r..:h Man Ia one that the tate nauts who will take thla voyage to
to this he tpent fDur y-. In the tuYy concerned wtth the problem of urblin Werner Von Braun propoeecl In 1147. Mara are today'a undergrade. He Ia
where he worked wtth -.ctrontca and vulnerability becauee of the heavy r• This plan calla for the launching of a optimistic about the future of apace
the then new fleet operational ml•lel. lienee on technology In n1odet'n aoclety fleet of ahlpe from earth orbit and the exploration and about thole of us who
During his undergraduate y..,.. he combined with the poealblllty of ter- use of landing vehlclel to reech the may someday help conquer the
worked at summer Jobl at OetroU rorism. surface of he planet. Becauae of the " high frontier."
... Course ... On ProjeCts: Mass.· PIRG
(continued from page 1)
changes disability payments, only to find that came to hear of PIRG from club day rights to their pereonal college filet,
most claims were rejected on the basts on the quad, aome from their history or the quality of nutrition In the dining
(continued from page 1) that It was ten times laster to process social eclences course, where Liaaan- hall, modification of ltate bue laws,
Dean Van Alstyne Is hopeful tho a rejection, than set up a payment pro- drlllo had explained briefly the tunc- health hazards In handling ubeatoa
new system will work to everyone's ad- gram for a claimant. tlon of Mus PIRG. Ten minutes after products, the bottle bill, and examin-
vantage. Besides reducing lines and He quit his job and went unemploy- the scheduled meeting time, Steve Ing needed safeguarda for nuclear
frustrations, the new stystem will help ed for a period of six months, until Llssandrlllo burst In with a hurried plants. Then came a aeulon of brain·
faculty plan class sizes In advance, will last year when he was In Pine Bluff apology for his late arrival • he had storming on methods for a typical
enable the Bookstore to order enough Arkansas. There »the deputy dlrec: been In Leominster distributing "bot· goal- the bottle bill. Starting with tele-
bOOks well ahead of time, and allow tor of the1"nner City Alliance he help- tie bill" leaflets. Arrlvlgn on time here phone polls, pamphlets, and letters to
enough time for rescheduling students ed to restore the poorer part of Pine at the campus, he couldn't find the congressmen, they branched off to
and verifying their revised schedules. Bluff, the "Inner city" district of run- right rooml fhe students were re- really exotic " Techle" Ideas, I.e. : a
The new course change schedule down shops and housing. Now up lieved to find that even a "professional bottle bust ...- thon, a wet T-ehlrt con-
should work well , and to make sure, home again- "I wanted to get back to organizer" - by his own admission - test (steve's Idea), and political Im-
Dean Van Alstyne Is keeping his some roots In New England" • Steve was human. peachment of legislators who oppose
fingers crossed. found Mass PIRG to be Involved In Briefly, Steve outlined the purpose the bill . By then the group wu really
In addition to dlscusslno the sched- what he enjoyed most. In his words, of Mass PIRG, and explained It would Involved but Steve's time was up. He
uling changes at length, Dean Van Mass PIRG stands, " ... to show people be the student's decision of what wu congratulated the people there,
Alstyne gave a short explanation of that It Ia worthwhile to care, that It can Important that would determine the "you've got a lot on the ball ...t hls Ia a
1 0 . validation, something new this be done, and that we can dolt." goals and accomplishments of the WPI good group ...y ou're sharp," and let
fall . I.O.'s will be validated In the fall The finest meeting of Mass PIRG on chapter of Mus PIRG. The group puz- them know of hla office hours at the
and spring, to esure that students campus this term last Tuesday night zled with thoughts for goals and came Project Center (Mon.-Thurs., 3:00-
of W. P. I who are not enrolled In clas- had an attendance of 15 people. Some up with possibilities of: student access 5:00 p.m.). The general spirit among
ses but not officially dropped out may the group was that something Ia going
not use their 1.0. 's to use the W.P.I. to be accomplished this year. Just
racilitles. Short and simple, It's to stop WPISFS what would be worked on and the
athned "WchAeCatCeCrs " fwroitmho ust inbge itnhge Wlib.rPa.rIy. will meet, Thurs. 28, 1978 In the salisbury wmiellt hhoadvoel otog yw uaalte dfo rt ot haec nheiexvte m reestuinltgs
students. As Dean Van Alstyne said, Lounge at 7:30. The meeting will be moved of Mass PIRG, Monday, September
the course changes schedule and the so be prompt. 25th , from 6:00-8:00 p.m. at the Pro-
1.0 . validation are to benefit the edu- ject Center.
cations ot all W. P. I students.
Let a TI calculator help you make more efficient use of your time.
This semester ... and for years to come.
Now, 111ore affordable
than ever!
PLUS
for a limited
time a
The Tl Programma- Do buelneae and financial cla11work quickly
ble 57 11 a powerful ss.oo rebate with thla powerful calculator.
allde rule calculator with the pwdaase For business administration, financial analy-
with atatletlce and de- ofaTI-57. sis and planning, real estate management,
clelon making capabll· investment analysis, and more. The MBA's fi-
ltlee to help solve repetl· nancial functions include net present value
tlve problem• . •• quickly and and internal rate of return for variable cash
accurately. flows. Payment, present and future value,
Powerful program memory stores 50 fully-merged number of periods for annuities. Also, days
steps for up to 150 keystrokes. Computer-like func- between dates, and direct solution of yield for
tions include editing, branching, subroutines, and bonds and mortgages.
more. Slide rule capabilities include functions of x, Statistical functions
as well as log, trig, and statistical functions. Comes include mean, variance,
complete with an easy-to-follow learning guide. and standard deviation
With its new, low price and limited time $5.00 re- at the touch of a key.
bate, the Tl Programmable 57 offers an unsurpassed Built-in linear regression.
value. Act now to take advantage of this outstand- Simple programmabil·
ing offer. ity lets the MBA remem-
ber a sequence of up to
32 keystrokes.
~------------------. The MBA comes with a
Use this coupon to obtain your $5.00 rebate. 1 valuable book, Calcula-
Texas ln$ttumentS will rebate $5 00 oi your ongmal TI-S7 purthue puce when you I tor Analysis for Business
( 1) Retum this completed coupon. includmg senal number, 12) alono wrth your I and Finance. Shows you how to apply the
ocof mprpoleotle do l TyIo·5u7r pcusrctohmaseer ivnelonrlym1aobgo pou cracmrds (ep abcektwede etn bAOuxg)u. sat n1d5 (a3n)d a O dcatoebde cr o3p1y. I power of your MBA to business and financial
178 YOI COIpoft, Clolomtr lnfoml8101 etnl, and dltit copy of preof Ol plr· decision making. ~
cUia muat be poatm1rtn on or belort N~Vamllar 7, 1171 lo qUIIIIy lor IIIIa I At its new, low pr1ce, the MBA
.,.cial oner. presents an exceptional value to
~~ I the business student. See tt today.
T1·57 Rmta Offer. P.O. Bot 53, Lllbboc~. Teua 7Uot I
Ham 1
Address I
~ I
T~I·S7 SERIAL NUMBER- - ---::---:--•: --:--:-:-.-:---- I TEXAS INSTRUMENTS
(from back of calculator1 I I NCORPORAT£0
Plsse allow 30 days lor dll1vety Offer VOkl wllerw proh1bltld by law. Offer good 111 I
U,S only
--------'-------------------~------------------------------'
Pagee NEWSPEAK Tuesday, September 2!z 1878
••• Project Center
IQP Resource and THIS WEEKEND AT
(continued from page 1) Conference Area
Is located In the waiting room of the
Wntlng Resources Center. The IQP Center has been moved
from the third floor of Washburn to the -
WPI Copy Center upper level of the Project Center. The
Located on the lower level of the large open area Is available to student
Project Center, the Copy Center Is project groups and their faculty ad·
open Monday through Friday from 7:30 visors. Magazines, periodicals,
a.m. to 6:00 p.m. High quality copying newspapers, handouts and forma
of wide range of materials will be done related to project work, and an exten·
by the copy center atendant on the slve resource file on the IQP topic SAVf from 10 to 60%
~erox 5-400 copier. Project reports, llreas are available. Lockers can be
.>roposals, budgets and other large signed out to student groups to store on all HiFi
tems may be left to be copied and project materials, and are located In
:>tcked up tater. All copies are 5¢ the anteroom outside the Copy Center Acutex •· AR •• A ltec · •
each; receipts are available on request. and Classroom on the lower level. The
Authorized personnel can also IQP Center and locker area are open Kenwood··
charge expenses directly to depar· 8:00 a.m. to 2:00 a.m. Monday through
tment accounts. Friday, 10:00 a.m. to 2:00 p.m. on
Saturday, and from Noon to 2:00a.m.
Electronics Shops on Sundays.
and Support
The Electronics Support and shops
area, now located on the lower level of
the Project Center, Is open Monday
through Friday from 8:00 a.m. to 5:00
p.m. A wide range of components, teat
equipment, and work spaces are
available for students doing project
work. Ray Pellerin, an electronics
technician, Is available to assist
students In the design or assembly of
their electronics components. Entrance
to the shops . Is via the side door
between Stratton Hall and the Project
Center proper.
Night Study Room
Tho ToW!'r ol PuWt"'
The Night Study Room, formerly In
Salisbury, has been moved to the large
open area In the upper level of the $169 14?. .
Project Center. This area will be open
evenings on Monday through Friday
until 2:00a.m., on Saturday from 10:00
a.m. until 2:00 p.m., and on Sunday
from 12:00 noon until 2:00 a.m., the
following morning.
• ---LModlniM
. ProJects alloted time
By John Power time to work on IQP's and MOP's
Newspeak Staff In addition to Wednesday afternoons ·
For those students with no classes being open (no classes scheduled, with
on Wednesday afternoons, enjoy your a few exceptions}, Monday, Wednes-
free time now and use It construe- day, and Friday from 11:00 to 12:00
lively. When you begin work on your Is also left open. Dean Grogan feels
IQP and MOP, your Wednesday after- his plan will enable all students to use
noons will be used dlfferently.Wed- their time more constructively. The .1
nesday afternoons are now being left plan leaves time available for con- 1
open. with a few exceptions, so those ferences with faculty advisors, where
students working on projects have at in the past, schedules of students and
least three hours a week to go to their advisors frequently left little spare TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 26 FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER29
proJect sites and work or consult with time for working together on projects.
their project advisors. Though the idea is new, it Is hoped
WiDlleiaamn Gofr ogUan dehragsr apdluaantnee d Stouudti eas sthtrautc teivveelryy oanned musaekse st htheeir nteimw eI decoan a- CWoolmlegene,' s3 :F3i0epld.m H. ockey at Assumption Women's Field Hockey at Clark,3:30p.m.
schedule so students will have more success. Women's Tennis at Gordon College, The Reel Thing-James Bond Festl¥11,
3:30p.m. Alden Hall, " From Russia With Love"
7:30 p.m. and " On Her
Hattii1Citon wav Rorlsts, Inc. Osepnetns,in "gA C Wlneomante cohf FPialmris "S,e Krielnsn lpcruet·
mSeiscsreiot nS ervice", 10:00 p.m., $1 .00
Hall, 7:30p.m.
133 HIGHLAND STREET
A Full Service Fiorist SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 30
Tel: (617) 791·3238 Women's Field Hockey at Framlnghlm
S., 10:00 a.m.
Flowers Wired world-Wide·
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 27 Women's Tennis vs. Clark, 11:00
, All MaJor credit cards
The Reel Thing-James Bond Film Fti-
Open Accounts established tlval , Alden Hall , "On Her Majesty's
New Foreign Students Aeceptlon,Faculty Secret Service", 7:30 p.m. and "From
Bill & Betty Scarborough - Proprietors Dining Room, Morgan Hall, 6:00p.m. Russia With Love", 10:00 p.m., $1.00
Boogie Night In the Pub. admission
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 1
EAT IT RAW The Reel Thing-James Bond Film
THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 28 tlval, Alden Hall, "The Spy Who
Me", 8:00p.m. $1.00 admission
Oass of 1980 Junior Prom Chalnnan
at 8ectlons,Danlels Hall, 10:00 a.m. to
4:00 p.m.
Women's Tennis at Assumption Col· TUESDAY,OCTOBER3
THE STRUCK CAFE lege, 3:30p.m.
Women's Tennis at RIC, 3:00p.m.
Women 's Volleyball (scrimmage) at
Lowell, 7:00p.m. Clnematech Film Series present
415 Chandler St. " Handle With Care", Klnnlcut Hall.
worcester, Mass. Coffee House Entertainment-To be an· 7:30p.m.
nounced·Wedge
755-6080
•
I
.
We're MusiC Systems
Umtted. The new stereo
store In Worcester. And
we're proving to be WIY
tough competition for the
ottfer stereo stores. Be·
cauae we carry high,.,...
fonriance components you
won't find In most other
stores. Uke Kllpach,
Celaallon, Lux, and Kenwood
Purlat. And becauee we
offer complete ayatema
(starting $220) that
ctet~var ~celn
evertiJIC•
Shop at MSL thla week.
Give the other atoree some
OINKYO. CC)fl~Petltlon.
-----.u
,,.. NOOPJAK TUMday, September 28,1878
Scholarships National Science Foundation Fellowships
Graduate talfnldc atlhoinrd toye athrae cFoonutnindgaetinotn obny cthere·
ofT haep dpeliacdalltfiloen d nfeo rfQ £N thS_!Ft s uGbrmald~ulaotner nesms afideeld isn, cnlionric Ina l,h iesdtourcya, tsioonc,i aol rw bourski,-
The National Reaearch Council will fellowship Institution of the atudent'a Fellowships Ia November 30,1978. or public health. Application may be
~~gain advise the National Science; satisfactory progreas toward an ad· Further Information and application made by persona who will have earned
Foundation In the Mlectlon of can· vanced degree In aclence. materials may be obtained from the by the ~Inning of their fellowship
dldates for the Foundation'• program These fellowahlpa will be awarded Fellowship Office, National Research tenures a doctoral degree In one of
of Graduate Fellowahlpa. Panela of for study or work leading to muter'a or Council, 2101 Constitution Avenue, the fields of science listed above or
eminent aclentlate and englneera ap- doctoral degrees In the mathematical, Washington, D. C. 20418. have had reaearch training and experi-
danpCasw1wt9wepooiuvla7Ipaialuldnr 9dlr<rnyblit. duc1t e.cetiea ahadi l nlEe mael t twlr eiaobebgNw.idy l eilSh eb nbgFo Fei!tei1le,bhni v n tynenayaG ad i latn1 unreh1a Ngand eoe ltdoa ie lfomfuetF o iftnacoiqr httct tneulaehoeandat ednudl tl Fit i idrafomie eIRtc fngitlne oaleh Frot nataHoeMiow,od l Maf~launaw orhar a lwcItcopltnh'peh8~c~-· phScedtInoernhldtaloa . gcgymtu tfhtar.ioeAecneenereaweld yctah,etesia aociali,ro ros almridn,on nt lsado,ugra, o d ra,wlfy ceotoai i dmnalrabnrl nt ledanabe dw b toglced ;auuopt l ilrjtod acruabhl"zkcywaedl eln,l 0l ga ,pIm,nfe n8oe olra a oa0rdarj e godp cwo rehilufbeaon ytbfinmrt hnlo tk lecohi easlc ellofec d.el U a hilag anaeb,enci ,dinacacil AteicalanelItenlpldghsdln,-· adadwFNPagapoaeiTtlatpuneelehi onednseseilds. nvs aa tfNFaeotliuodiaornaf vP tn aitPito osbelha Iones yenscata 8 d e lpleto ltFhpdehRnhcoelcoeteiteculto c lieataonrtRaeaeNtnodia lelo aerareaoancteihnlfstor a donFnoFrC nc'aefseoh le lla u oloonNlnfwlwCSg caclacaointlaihi ueonlwnepndcraiailaei-.-l caevfFabtoiien nodetPriTcmd ndlz jlehu nh eoibwtw .odeeniwDeo g ihqsrlamn.eblo u 3 lo,dp soui ,vftwe r r hol1Saoetgcine9h1lv rel 7 te,i Nths0dnh8he ta0aUet.eai p0ntI tA vnitbo e ohepi lafn tnle otie svdha nrdife asepl e m ftlSp lSodyo lorlocfe tire fcainw atae phattPbrneahrhenseocishO. ltese,i sladt pl te yesaFodm n . Inoco ontfudtceiuoefss tdn otrltwNdi ad rtbIsouatainelye,-l-l-
plication, have not oompleted poet· of ability. The annual atlpend for be made by the Foundation, with tion, upon Ita request, with a coat-of-
baccalaureate 8tudy In exceu of 18 Graduate Fellows will be $3,900 for a awards of all candidates. Final aelec- education allowance on behalf of the
m
aeqea
fowqunvaruaga tpirirhvltndeaeaeerbrlimedoe ihln diraotIitsyn,tu i grcoteIh,snf eo. tf h ufasS rn1noepd2yecre i Sein,ayf egueilnem abelodrejwefe e ,c c1 tofetl9eh efr7 l enhlA9oa co oawcweue lae,rio lshnlot, clh nbpoedesr, mdat
StwhceeieehAnsr vlicpvesgiGycepvtne -elarslm,racmJ etdawioodeunnwi nlatbtlaeath t.yebn e w ectt heT iRaglenhlpei . uve tEbcrei teoedenu r ux drwocaee anmqi Eta uhilDonxni rndaeaen amctdaolleo ci mTntnldoeaeabe net,etpi aotrale nknfdnelegcs,· naetFPloewonoueAntusalndt nfprdldcsodcpoe efa rc IdontptFi ox oIrfenoiortnmah lbrlF,ol e la rewe twmbesmsFriel atyuaehaw atlr 1hlcriola3eyhlw w 0lm a1as ba9tahnNer7tidi ap9c ms ts.sai o tal,uotn dod aepw ynl h bibaolyNletyn sie oi ceatnahbdcnalelse,-l IpFcm1nalr9eig oieTt7sli lvso8oshtih,.nldwe oea i nF mnn tc odugdooa era fate t.aetahs qdrapoeiuilapfar ii nF lptlts iIeuctemn hm ialtfleoiotdoai nworIaynnmtn t. se bwsat enitiItits doufoh o ntbN fira oeto apaenviatnsn ehIcd,enme e ad ,mab n fspesderuoupre pIbm3ltni-.
1978 at designated centera throughout medical, biological, engineering, and the Fellowship Office, National Re-
Morris the United Statee and In certain foreign social sciences, as well as In lnter- search Council, 2101 Constitution
countrlee. dleclpllnary areas. Awards will not be Avenue, Washington D.C. 20418.
Competition
NEW YORK, N.Y., SEPTEMBER
1978-Phlllp Morris Incorporated has
announced Ita tenth annual Market-
Ing/Communications Competition for
College Studente. The purpose of the
competition Ia to provide atudenta with
a practical and reallallc bualn111 pro-
ject, bringing them Into direct contact
with the bualn111 community.
A $1,000 grant will be awarded to
the winning entrlea at both the under-
graduate and graduate levela; runners
up will receive $500 granta; and other
fanallsts In the undergraduate and
graduate categorlea will receive
special merit awards. Entrlee may deal
with any aspect of the broad area of
marketlnglcommunlcatlons related to
Philip Morris Incorporated, Ita non-
tobacco operating companlee or any
of Its non-tobecco products.
Students chaptera of profeealonal
societies, regular claaaea or ad hoc
committees of no leas than five stu-
dents at the undergraduate level and
no less than two at the graduate level
under the counael of full-time faculty
members may submit proposals.
A dlstlnqulshed committee of
marketl ng I communications experts
will judge aelected entries. They are:
Eugene H. Kummel, chairman of the
board, McCann-Erickson; Mary Wells
Lawrence, chairman of the board,
Wells, Rich, Greene; Arjay Miller,
dean, Stanford Unlverlsty Graduate
School of Bualneaa; William Ruder,
president, Ruder & Finn; and James
C. Bowling, eenlor vice prealdent,
Philip Morris Incorporated.
In addition to the granta, two stu·
dent repreaentatlvee and the facluty
advisor from each of the winning and
runner-up committees will be Invited
to be Philip Morris's guesta at corpor-
ate headquarters In New York or at
another corporate location to dllcuaa
their proposals with Philip Morris
executlvee.
Philip Morris Incorporated, one of
the world's largeat cigarette compan-
Ies and producers of beveragea, In-
cludes Philip Morris U.S.A., whoae
major brands are Marlboro-the num-
ber one selling cigarette In the world-
Benson & Hedgea 100'1, Merit,
VIrginia Slims, and Parliament;
Philip Morris International, which
manufactures and markets a variety of
brands, Including Marlboro, through
affiliates, llcenaeea, and export aales
organizations; Miller Brewing Com-
pany, brewer of Miller High Life,
Lite, and LowenbrMJ brands; Seven-
Up Company, producer of 7UP and
Sugar Free 7UP aoft drinks; Philip
Morris Industrial, which makee
specialty chemicals, paper, and pack-
aging materials; and Mlaalon VIejo
Company, a community development
and home building company In South-
ern California and Colorado.
For addltlonaJ Information, pleue
contact Marketing I Communlcatlona
Competition, Philip Morrie Incorpor-
ated, 100 Park Avenue, New York,
New Yor, 10017.
TUMdey,leptember 2!1171 NEWSPEAK
Task Force on technology
LhCSpmnfuoeoryooniDErlmlnldodtdleoerc gp ign CieIyoapanea, son a ,alid rbdluePnEp e madorcotri. Mrt eolboIea-yt,oj.nAsr t e ir P Oo cdTuraAntnioecnin.,lvatc lad aoeethateitb a one Irecndnso oro taplf oa,s- lr ae ognoTptpctydj aehoi riVaesncnaetnkItga yls dlo l aNdf owrotS eoafaro Monc tsfticteoe pa it etcnrhhohltaeoaye-f-l cafIbtMdbeohaneucoarsdini ihnertl t etnysg tI oh onA sNoImveldumsonie xru ag perobsdti,akrcen teeinaratc.ihy ano lhab eegw"nw'ysdO od- ei ,hrptle uoihbotevIcegaroywaoi cisuc lp fchieoatolaoan edrlnua nuoe ,ss nIdnlin ocge at ognr angIyfni npdcoe tc paorvtrhr irl ueIabe encwnrsuaoc sn testinruemia bioconpetenesimgesoersn.lrney .-t eaFGCKCIlBxole.ileAs uMntLecvetnlesoy,ue rd ron ,tlva0ai dvi1lnCcctn e1eiEhaeodo,a aml vn rneIpipni,Cr,ec r omcedteplr.is a Ina;iuwpcn intaidb rcieC-oenel. Bir:ncoadne Fo ;mlt rd ,aoRDe OeprugiardncanD.rl . htnotd T,iroayo ua..Sf.rWnpJ t diaAs G.o ler Ml.namolx l;hWVvea. a ecamnLHSirunlanlc etdigiroavnereirmeySfrsrey-,,., eoplmds~Iasmdrteoaca riLauoemp.akn.nocpno tui tiarnltrvhIefdetnaIeaie sdoftcw no e nkCtahtur ia o nomnotcr ouder doatpa rse mrt or IeiclIeoerpafa vaha nganeotente idnaipaeostoc yagerl.nhaoc" emgr,n thga i-aov-wytnTabi le nohwonea gigodlaoctg e y·anhrmot dle dtdu vra c ae rnhId rlnayn~ev ideomsaowi)lmtEinfQgoehe crtingni inheceosytdiheser,.-
c
gs
I
nfsooyie nrmn•gce 'sWeaepei tstoriItetvassisn e i abug nremo edriafn ,e c engpo dr luneueuftucacpnaenadodtridtieronnoetsnegrdes d .r b vtshyhetch adaiIea tn entdt extutictshshehtrtsesnr,ys ao itltvaeoeuengnlkdysy- opadtfhrrniferoi d'ese'jeW e c eTdtcthinuaetosatcs ne tafkn' erts topoeiF owr ltwo inh sbsrahelcaetly er tio n oanwteg onmge ep ddle ygl aeht ihvctna hroevntoham eeulpt adm guM I.hcrut"pt h naoIaaib csv llaealust nrpihaioge enettdosy, CWHDNpInraeoaecinlpru.slt; ianhia dCrJw,mte .omev n mCisFetc,tplen . a Pa tMy npePbyranuoue nybfrsa s,nli niyd cpdEleL vr cenaRoFstBn,noio rdaoobGre.mcae enedrinct,c , se acC,Ar shahmtalii Un tiereMgCmre iicLtal'ealAonsrn,;f csKmnvhylaoeueseriydscitmooeheunm.ia c s nasM CiLl csoaoma,artr lped nao rtAdmiera larloKlfistpaotel.inrlr osoceon,de mp,u ecabrAtntasolcdtc nio nld,utg oat o talHu cnmnaudc,iga to shnnc aeatornoIgnoadne-tl
aswARanmaeiddsre de rfaToEicrarc.am shD'k sea arvF lniseodcar, c dieJEe~nr n.ca,Cgeh pihl nrpae diersIvmnirdis naeotgnnhr ,t l actoDo of marEP.r pxereaxEaosnd,tny"- avtwiinoecdNner e a e tmodple ureeacdMsda irtitdnoi.oe g ntAn h:tl e sOx taaTer.ncad dusLt kteia vwcnFehidosi e rcBMfo erf, ar s.nIcI nsiDde caounamdtsvitisddbrtiy.,- gotarfs oC•tke 'uOo cpmnhf oenmwro coeiellolfn, gttisyhnMe'egser r.koge nrlAtae otalhia otte Inamp edprp otuwr broipsltvehaoemis ed eso,a csotl"peoft etdJhycah.te eys ·hadMariseosItnxu r incbadoudm ,td toJahlartnesfpuo afnwanItc nooat r.unl,drdmoi, n vBngeLre arot zlrndil4fg. a 0 Cc oiolHicrtpioecoesur lan tatiornIldn•
Dorrt just reach for a beer.