The Janus Affair

332 Pages·2016·2.2 MB·English

by  Ballantine Pip

The Janus Affair
A Ministry of Peculiar Occurrences Novel

Pip Ballantine & Tee Morris
Dedication

To our parents, Roger & Pamela and Wayne & Nancy, who never expected their
kids to travel back in time by airship and save the Empire but understand that
sometimes it is required.
Contents

Dedication
Prelude
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Interlude I
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Interlude II
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Interlude III
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven
Chapter Twelve
Interlude IV
Chapter Thirteen
Chapter Fourteen
Chapter Fifteen
Interlude V
Chapter Sixteen
Chapter Seventeen
Chapter Eighteen
Interlude VI
Chapter Nineteen
Chapter Twenty
Interlude VII
Chapter Twenty-One
Chapter Twenty-Two
Chapter Twenty-Three
Chapter Twenty-Four
Chapter Twenty-Five
Chapter Twenty-Six
Chapter Twenty-Seven
Chapter Twenty-Eight
Chapter Twenty-Nine
Chapter Thirty
Chapter Thirty-One
Interlude VIII
Chapter Thirty-Two
Acknowledgments
About the Authors
By Pip Ballantine & Tee Morris
Copyright
About the Publisher
Prelude
Wherein the Perils of Train Travel Are Made Plain

It was the smell—the smell of metal baking under a summer sun—that alerted
Lena to the terrible fact that her getaway had been a failure.
The sharp, hot odour burned her nostrils, reawakening the blind panic she had
pushed back earlier in the evening. Now it wrapped invisible, chilling tendrils
around her throat again. Unconsciously, she touched her face with one gloved
hand, wincing as her skin flared under even this lightest of contact. Still, if a
light sunburn was the worst she’d got away with, then she would not complain—
not with what she had witnessed.
Lena had nearly been lulled to sleep with the repetitive rattling of the train,
being wedged between its window and a rather rotund woman with a hatbox
perched on her lap. Even after what she had seen back in Edinburgh, she dared to
take some reassurance once the hypersteam had reached full speed. Her next
stop would be London. She would rush home to Adelaide, hold her close, and
then together they would pack up Lily and head out from the city. Having a plan,
even as threadbare as hers, added to her sense of security, like that of a babe in a
mother’s arms.
That was before the scent tickled Lena’s nose, sending her blood into a heady
rush. Every primitive sense screamed at her, Run. Run now!
Ignoring propriety and decorum, she shoved her way past the damnable
woman—not even bothering to excuse her lack of manners as the lady’s
ridiculous hatbox tumbled to the floor. Outraged complaints of her fellow
passengers packed tight in this third-class car were reduced to distant clatter as
she took long strides down its length. Manners and decorum held no
consequence to her now. Had they known what she knew—witnessed for
themselves what had happened to Maude Wilkinson—they would have
understood. Undoubtedly, they would have joined her in a terrified flight.
She rested one hand on her stomach while her other clutched at her skirts,
lifting them slightly. Her stride grew longer, then faster. Against the momentum
of the train she felt that sinking illusion that she was only running in place.
Beneath her corset, her heart raced as fast as the random thoughts flashing in her
mind. Why didn’t she wear trousers this morning? They would have been so
much more efficient when running for one’s life.
What of Adelaide, waiting at home? What would her love think if she didn’t
come back? Would she believe Lena had abandoned her and their sweet Lily?
What if—heaven forbid—the abomination caught her?
The desire to live, to escape, choked her throat, so huge that it seemed
impossible. Yet Lena had seen so many impossible things today. So many. Too
many.
She stumbled to the third-class door, and the rush of winter’s chill cleared her
mind as well as stirred the passengers unfortunate enough to be in the seats
closest to the junction between cars. The bitter cold lingered against her exposed
skin when she slipped into second-class. Another two carriages remained ahead,
and then came the private compartments of first-class. One more car, after this
one. She concentrated on that as she strode forward. She dared not look back. If
she did, she knew the abomination would be there, on her heels. The last thing
she would see. The other end of her present car grew closer but on catching a
whiff of hot brass in her nostrils, her mind flashed again and again on what
horror she had witnessed in Scotland.
Much as in third, the second-class passengers closest to the door grumbled
and barked at Lena as she continued into the junction. Now in the tiny gangway
between cars, the wind biting at her skin, an idea came to mind. To her educated
mind.
Madness. Nothing, other than madness.
“Madness,” she heard herself whisper even as she slipped out of her overskirt
and tossed it into the darkness, even as her fingers released the catch on the iron
gate, even when her hand gripped the metal rung of the ladder. There was no
reason to say it again as her heels locked into the rungs under her, nor when she
began to pull herself upwards. Then Lena cleared the top rung and any civilised
thought she might have entertained disappeared as the wind struck her hard and
relentlessly. At their present speed of seventy miles per hour across Her
Majesty’s countryside, the January chill ripped though her clothes, through her
chemise; and against her skin Lena felt invisible needles tear into her.
She needed to disappear, if only for a moment. Yes, this was madness, but also
her only chance.
Lena was thankful, still. At least it wasn’t snowing.
The phenomenal speed of the hypersteam train was tearing at her eyes, yet she
dare not spare a hand to wipe them clean. Her gloves, satin creations that were
far too respectable for her current exploits, grasped the roof’s edge, her fingers
searching for any purchase. Lena suddenly felt warmth, only to feel the cold for
fleeting moments, then warmth once again. Is this what that peculiar extension
running along the rooftops of passenger cars was all about? She tried to imagine
the train car before her. What else would be up here for her to grab on to? A
small chimney? Yes. Somewhere along her progress, somewhere in the near-
darkness, she would see it. Would she catch its scent first?
A scream drowned out the locomotive’s rhythmic chuff-chuff-chuff and caused
her grip to tighten. Something was happening to the air around her, and in
moments each breath caused her to gag and retch. A stale, earthy taste continued
to fill her mouth. What was happening?
My God, we are in a tunnel!
Her jacket could not filter out all of the foul soot from the engine’s main
stack; but using its sleeve as a mask, she could at least take small, shallow
breaths. Those breaths, though, threatened to choke her. How long was this
tunnel? Could she manage to make it to its end? What of the abomination? Was
it also following her, or had she evaded it with this daring, if not foolhardy,
escape? Hardly a victory if she were to suffocate due to the soot and ash—
Another terrifying scream and then the deafening howl returned to her ears.
She drew in the hard, cold air, and found a peculiar solace in its chill, its taste,
and its freshness.
Lena also took comfort in not catching any trace of the sharp, deadly odour
that had driven her to this precipice. Maybe she had outwitted her assailant,
unlike poor, slow Maude.
The world opened up around her, and Lena felt her heart leap into her throat.
A hunter’s moon now emerged from behind a curtain of dark clouds, its ivory
light reflecting in the water far below. One slip and she would either meet a
quick death on the bridge or fall into the abyss of the gorge they now crossed. In
this brief second, the train hurtling relentlessly on, humming underneath her like
a beast, Lena considered jumping into the night, into the great expanse around
her, but that educated mind—the same one that told her to escape via the
carriage’s rooftop—conjured images of Adelaide and Lily.
No, she insisted. I have to live. For them.
Then Lena saw in the moonlight a tiny smoke pipe, demarcating the end of the
car. With her right hand daring to crack the edge of the vent she held, her left
reached out. Through the ruined gloves, she brushed the ladder’s top rung. She
looked up, and the gracious lunar companion that had restored her hope was now
disappearing into darkness again. Lena fixed her eyes on the ladder. So close.
She threw both hands towards it, and watched the fixed iron disappear into the
night as the cloud bank high above her devoured the moon. Her world tilted,
slow and languid, and then a stillness wrapped around her like a blanket.
Lena pressed her temple and cheek against the ladder; and with a grunt, she
pulled herself off the second-class car’s roof. The stinging in her skin, the cold,
and the exhaustion all abated. The train rocked Lena back and forth as she
descended, as if trying to shake her free of it, but still she managed to drop safely
onto the gangway.
Lena looked through the finely decorated glass of the car. No sign of the
abomination. Now what? Back the way she came? Forward, gambling that it had
continued that way to the engine?
She kicked open the door of the car behind her, her eyes raking over its
passengers who had no clue that mere moments ago she was above them, lost in
a Bedlam outside their comfortable, cosy, shared compartment. Lena knew she
must have looked terrifying: soot-stained, wearing finery torn by the elements
and rooftop décor. Amidst the looks of revulsion, she saw a face looking at her
with something different—recognition.
“Lena?” the woman mouthed silently.
It was the colonial. The sister that she’d been introduced to more than a year
ago. She’d taken tea with her only the day before—even though it felt an age
past. Lena smiled, relief flooding through her whole body. Finally, Fate had dealt
her a decent hand in the form of an unexpected ally. She would tell this sister
from the South about Maude and then everything would be all right.
Lena took a step, her mouth opening to call out her name, and then the
warmth wrapped around her. She only had time to gasp out, “Eliza, help me!”
before lightning flashed, her eyes awash with a blinding brilliance while her skin
tingled, her breath catching in her throat.
And then they had her.
Chapter One
In Which Miss Braun Protests Her Innocence and No One Is Fooled

Wellington had excelled in debate and the oratory arts during his time at
university. His previous experiences in discussing imperative issues and pressing
matters of Queen, Country, and Empire had never involved an opponent quite
like the one standing over him. The fact that they were holding this debate on the
very public platform of the York train station where they had been forced to
make an emergency stop seemed to make little difference to his opponent,
employing an unknown but hardly unsurprising strategy in keeping the upper
hand with him: passionate contradiction.
“No.” He tried to murmur as covertly as possible.
“Yes.” Her retort was nowhere near as subtle.
“No.”
“Yes.”
“No.”
“Yes.”
“Miss Braun—”
“Oh, come on, Welly—”
On hearing that nickname—the nickname that worked like Paris’ arrow to
Achilles’ vulnerable heel—he dared to look up. Those sapphire eyes of hers
could easily bend his will as would reeds in a strong winter wind. This time,
however, he had steeled himself.
“Miss Braun, I can say it for you in the Telegu dialect of India—Kaddu. I can
say it for you in Nepalese—Ahaa. The Nandi dialect of Kenya? Achicha. A
Mandarin variation? Bu dai. Or would you prefer your homeland’s Maori
dialect? Kao. Pick a language that you tend to grasp better than the Queen’s
English because I think I am clear as crystal when I say No!”
“But Welly—”