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The innocent and the perverted by RamenIdiot101 Category: Naruto Genre: Humor, Romance Language: English Characters: Hinata H., Naruto U. Pairings: Naruto U./Hinata H. Status: In-Progress Published: 2016-04-10 06:54:51 Updated: 2016-04-18 07:45:40 Packaged: 2016-04-27 19:41:45 Rating: M Chapters: 2 Words: 2,716 Publisher: www.fanfiction.net Summary: Naruto finally returns from training with Jiraiya, looking for something to do. He then meets Hinata after two years. Is she still the same? Or has she changed? 1. The Spy ** So i see many of you hated my 'A hospital visit' story so here Is a replacement. Now please be mature in the reviews and tell me any grammar and/or any spelling issues and I'll quickly fix them. I would also like to introduce you to Hanmac, a very creative person who writes rather smutty stories. He/She has given me very great ideas so please check him/her out!** Rating : M Naruto was sitting in his little yet comfy apartment living room, planning how his day would turn out. He had returned from the two year mission he was assigned. Naruto hearing the news was overjoyed, yet for some reason felt too empty on inside even though he filled himself with all the ramen he could contain. He felt _alone.._. 'I just need some rest. Yeah! All I need is some rest and I'll relax.' He shuffled over to his bed, laying down on it. Naruto started to think about his friends he had two years ago. 'I wonder If they have changed. Or then again, they could still be the same.' He sighed and went over to his closet, reaching for his manga collection. 'I wonder if the manga I have is still worth a buck. They are sort of childish so I think selling them could get me some ryo.' The more he looked through them, the more he wanted to sell it. He made his way to the little living room he had, searching for his travel pack. After searching for it in the ocean of instant ramen cups, he loaded it with all the manga he intended to sell. 'I should probably take a shower before I go.' He further approved this idea once he had smelled himself, disgusted by his own odor. Naruto made his way to the bathroom, quickly yet carefully. He slowly undressed himself, putting the smelly clothing into a basket he kept near the toilet. He then slowly, yet carefully filled the bathtub with hot water. He entered the bathtub and he let hot water soak his muscles, relaxing him and taking away the horrid odor. Yet he didn't notice he had someone peeking at him. The intruder was peeking through a small window, studying Naruto's physique. The intruder held her eyes on Naruto, eying him carefully using her byakugan to see through the walls. She had lengthy blue hair, along with lavender eyes with fair skin any female would kill to have. She wore a creamy white and lavender jacket and sweatpants, both fitting her body structure quite nicely. She wore black sandals fitting her feet perfectly. She stood on a tree branch connected to a large sakura tree near Naruto's apartment. She enjoyed the view she received of him, looking at his torso and lower areas. Then she peered down to his member, carefully looking at it. She then concluded that it was nine inches, which only added to her perverted thoughts her head was brewing. Unfortunately for her, he turned around to face the window. She immediately escaped, not wanting to be seen as a pervert to her only love. Naruto turned to his window, seeing something pass near the window. 'Must be a bird. But I swear I say a face! Maybe someone is spying one me...' Naruto forgot such ideas, since no one one would want to see him of all people, naked. He started to scrub himself with soap. He then smelled himself, thankful now that the horrid odor was gone. Once he decided he was clean, he stepped out of the bathtub. He quickly scrambled out of the room looking for a towel. 'Damn! I should've got a towel!' He found one, hidden in his closet. He proceded to dry himself with towel. Now he had to do the impossible task of finding clothes. Finally, after what seemed like an eternity, he found some clothes. He quickly put on his clothes, admiring how he looked like after he put them on. He wore a black T-shirt with a red swirl on the back, some ramen themed undergarments, and finally some orange sweatpants. All that was left was to put on his black sandals. Naruto carried his sandals all the way to his travel pack, quickly putting them on. 'I'm finally ready to go. I wonder how long it took though.' He strapped on his travel pack, heading for the door. He opened the door, to see that it was around the afternoon. He closed his door and headed for the book store, grinning. After a few minutes he reached his destination, eager to sell his manga. He opened the door to the book store, greeted with a plethora of books. "Hi. How may I help you?" Naruto turned around to see a teenage girl looking at him with boredom. "I would like to sell the manga I have." "Please show me the manga you have please." Naruto opened the travel pack, getting the manga. He then handed her the manga. "The manga you have is actually pretty valuable. We can offer you 500 ryo." Naruto's eyes widened at the price. He quickly agreed and got 500 ryo in exchange for his manga. He thanked the cashier and took off. Yet he was curious about what books he could find since he had heard the pervey sage talk about the books here. So he turned around to take a look at the gallery of books they had. After walking around a bit he found Hinata standing right next to some orange books. "Is it you Hinata? How's it been!" Naruto happily chirped to Hinata. "Oh um.. hi Naruto-kun." "What are ya doing?" "I'm umm.. I'm looking at these books. They are quite interesting." "Really? I'll buy some then!" "I'm buying these N-Naruto-kun." "I could buy them for you." "N-no. I don't want to make spend your ryo on me." "Don't worry about it! I have 500 ryo, so it won't be a problem." "O-okay. Maybe we can go to your place to catch up on each other's lives." "Sure!" Hinata immediately blushed but on the inside she was having a rave party inside of her brain, full of mini Hinatas. "How many are you gonna buy?" "I'm going to buy one. Since I don't want to spend all of your ryo N-Naruto-kun." "Okay." Naruto immediately studied the books and picked out the first one in the series. "Here. Now I'll go pay for it." Naruto then made his way to the counter. "I would like to buy this book please." "That'll be 70 ryo." Naruto simply nodded and payed 70 ryo to the cashier. He picked up the book and walked over to Hinata. "Okay. Let's go to my place." "O-okay." The pair left the store and started walking into the direction of Naruto's apartment. **I wanna punch myself in the face after I came up with 'a hospital visit' but I can't, so I made this. Please review so I can see what you think. Bye bye.** 2. Icha icha disaster **You asked** **for it, and here it is! Please be mature in the reviews. I would like to introduce you to Hanmac. He/She is a very creative person. Please leave any changes you want to implement in my story. See ya until the end of this chapter!** "N-Naruto-kun, do you want to get something to eat?" "No. I already ate a mountain of ramen. Do you want something?" "I-I would like some cinnamon rolls." "I'll get you some then." Naruto and Hinata both walked over to the near by bakery that had many delicious treats. Naruto opened the door and the duo walked in. "Hello. What can I do for you?" Boomed an energetic 20 year old brunette woman. "How many cinnamon rolls would you like Hinata?" "Five." "Alright! I would like five cinnamon rolls!" "That'll be 40 ryo." Naruto handed the cashier the ryo. "I need five cinnamon rolls!" Yelled the cashier towards the back, earning a grumble from the baker in the back. About three minutes later, the baker handed the cashier the cinnamon rolls. "Would you like it in a bag?" "Yes." Hinata immediately said. "Alright." The cashier said, delicately placing the hot cinnamon rolls in rather small bag. After the cashier gave the couple the bag, they walked out of the bakery. "Hey, do you wanna go to my place? To catch up on each other's lives, ya know?" "Y-yes." The couple then headed for Naruto's apartment. "Here we are!" Naruto said while opening the door to his rather average apartment. "So how are you doing Hinata?" "I'm doing good." Naruto looked at her face, which was displaying a smile. Yet Naruto saw through the mask and saw sadness hidden in the canvas of her face. "Are you sure? You look as if you are pretty sad." Naruto replied with concerned tone. "Fine. I'll tell what has h-happened Naruto-kun." She then started to tear up, biting her lip as well. "I-i was kicked out of the Hyuga household. T-they said I was too weak and pacifist for m-my own good. They said that my place as the Hyuga heiress will be replaced with Neji. I-I'm just really frustrated!" Naruto was deeply devastated by this, How could they be cruel to such a nice person, especially Hinata? Naruto looked at Hinata to see her sobbing. "I swear, I want to smash all of their balls in, but that isn't how solve these type of problems, especially if we are talking about _them." _ He made his way towards her, hugging her. "N-Naruto-kun?" Hinata spoke between sobs. "I won't let one of my closest friends be sad. Especially you." Hinata blushed heavily, yet returned the hug without any difficulty. "I'm sure they'll regret leaving you." Naruto said, trying his best to comfort the sobbing figure in front of him. "Go stay in my bed. I'll go make us something to eat, alright?" Hinata nodded, and wiped away her tears. 'I'm just tired. Yeah that's it.' Hinata thought as she walked over to Naruto's bed. Naruto went into the small kitchen the apartment offered. 'How could those assholes just kick out someone in a snap? She's just about the nicest person I've ever met!' Naruto looked down too see that he was crushing the ramen cup he had gotten from the kitchen cabinets. 'I better calm down or I'll make the kitchen a wasteland.' He sighed and got two cups of ramen out of the kitchen cabinets. He got two mugs and filled them with water. Next, he threw one of the mugs into the microwave he owned. He heated the mug for about three minutes, until it was ready. Naruto opened the microwave and put the steamy mug onto the kitchen counter. He repeated the process with the other mug. Once the two mugs was ready, he opened the instant ramen cups. Now all he had to do was pour the hot water into the instant ramen cups, and wait three more minutes. He poured the water in the ramen cups. The three minutes passed and Naruto grabbed some chopsticks. The food was now ready. Naruto carried the ramen cups over to his bed. Hinata was looking at the window, reminiscing her memories. "Hinata, the food is ready." Naruto said, breaking Hinata's concentration. "Thank you Naruto-kun." Hinata replied, grabbing the instant ramen cup out of Naruto's hands. "Where have you been staying after the incident?" "I have been staying at a nearby inn." Hinata replied softly. Naruto looked at her surprised. "How long have you been staying at that inn?" "About two weeks." "You know what? You can stay here Hinata. You don't have to waste anymore ryo." Hinata looked at Naruto as if she had seen a ghost. "Are you sure Naruto-kun? I don't want to trouble you as a burden." "You have been through enough already. And you won't be a burden, it would actually be nice to have company other than the pervy sage." Hinata giggled a bit. "Okay Naruto-kun." Hinata then looked around the room. "We should probably clean up first, to make this a better living place. And eat our ramen cups." Both smiled and ate in peace. "I can always make shadow clones." "Alright. I'll command them while we sit back and make out." "W-what?" "N-nothing." Naruto swore he heard her say something, but shrugged it off. He made the hand seals for the shadow clone justsu. "Shadow clone justsu!" Five clones of Naruto appeared with a big puff of smoke. "They're all yours Hinata." Hinata nodded, then looked at the clones. "Please clean up the living room. Next you have to clean the kitchen." The clones nodded and went to do cleaning. Hinata approached the real Naruto. "How about we read the books you bought, Naruto-kun?" "Sure!" Naruto reached out for the plastic bag, opening it to reveal an orange book. "Wait... This is the pervy sage's book!" "I decided to give it a shot since I have heard great reviews about it." "Okay. I'll ready along with you." Both sighed and opened the book to a random page. _Kuma screamed in pleasure as her lover, Kakaso kneaded her exposed breasts. "Kakaso! Please just take me! I want you! Please, please!" Kakaso obeyed her commands and pulled down his trousers, revealing his shaft. Kuma eyed Kakaso's shaft, studying it carefully. Kakaso positioned himself near her sensitive core. "Are you sure?" "Y-yes, please do it." Kakaso entered her, stopping since she hissed in pain. They both waited a few moments, waiting for Kuma's pain to dissappear. "A-alright, you c-can enter." Kuma said softly. Kakaso kissed her, letting his tongue slip inside her mouth and have a battle with Kuma's tongue. He began to enter her faster, and faster until the world around them disappeared. Both let out wanton moans. "Kakaso!" "Kuma!" Both felt their limit coming close, until they both drowned in a sea of pleasure. Everything turned white at that beautiful moment. They collapsed, soaking the mattress since they were drenching in sweat. The pair looked at each other one last time before falling into a deep slumber._ To say Hinata and Naruto where shocked was an understatement, they were baffled as all hell. Both had eyes wide open and their noses bleeding, and to top it off they had a scarlet blush. "T-that...w-was...wow." Naruto said, breaking the awkward silence. "I-I'll go c-check the c-clones alright Naruto-kun?" "O-Okay." The pair tried to forget the perverted story, but it was burned into their memories forever. Hinata walked over to see the kitchen and living room clean. All five clones where chatting, not knowing that Hinata was looking at them. "Ahem." The clones were startled, but calmed down in less than a few seconds. "You are to clean Naruto-kun's room, alright?" The clones groaned in frustration but obeyed her command. Hinata sighed in annoyance at the lazy clones. She then shuffled over to Naruto, who was looking at the ceiling, trying to forget the perverted story. Hinata walked over to Naruto, only to accidentally fall on top of him. "Oh hey Hin-" Naruto was cut mid sentence due to Hinata falling on top of him. **Hinata- It can't end like that! I wanted to fuck him! Oh shit. *covers mouth*** **Naruto- O.o** **Me- It can happen next chapter since it's one in the fucking morning. I'm tired as fuck.** **Hinata- You promise the lemon will happen next chapter?** **Me- Yep** **Evil cliff hanger! Muahahaha! I'm just kidding. I'm kinda tired since it's 1:30 in the morning. Please review so I can improve any issues you have with my story. Bye bye.** End file.