The happy hooker: stitch 'n bitch crochet

303 Pages·2006·37.218 MB·English

by  Stoller, Debbie

the
Happy
Hooker

Stitch ’n Bitch Crochet
Happy
The
Hooker
Debbie Stoller
Illustrations by Adrienne Yan
Fashion photography by John Dolan
W O R K M A N P U B L I S H I N G N E W Y O R K
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Copyright © 2006 by Debbie Stoller
Photography copyright © 2006 John Dolan
Illustrations copyright © 2006 Adrienne Yan
Cover photograph copyright © 2006 Michael Lavine
All rights reserved.
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any other means, including photocopying—without written permission of the
publisher. Published simultaneously in Canada by Thomas Allen & Son Limited.
Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data
Stoller, Debbie.
Stitch ’n bitch crochet: The happy hooker / by Debbie Stoller.
p. cm.
Includes index.
ISBN-13: 978-0-7611-3985-0 (alk. paper); ISBN-10: 0-7611-3985-0 (alk. paper)
ISBN-13: 978-0-7611-3986-7; ISBN-10: 0-7611-3986-9
1. Crocheting. 2. Crocheting—Patterns. I. Title.
TT820.S857 2005
746.43'4—dc22 2005043518
Book design: Janet Vicario with Munira Al-Khalili
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For my mother,
Johanna C. Stoller,
who gave me a love of all things crafty
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
F
irst and foremost, I owe my greatest thanks to the talented and tireless designers whose work appears
in this book. I feel truly honored that these 40 women were willing to share their impressive and fun
designs with me, and I am grateful.
I am so very indebted to my brand-new agent, Flip Brophy, who not only served as a skilled
business advisor and negotiator on this book, but also as a sort of Fairy Godmother who helped me
find ways to make my workload more manageable. Now I can go to the ball!
I want to thank my assistant on this book, Christina Roest, who did so much work in the beginning stages
of production, and I am so appreciative of the work that Katy Moore did on a number of the patterns in this
book, most notably Strut, Yeehaw Lady, and Bikini in a Bag.
At Workman, I am thankful to Peter Workman for agreeing that the subject of crochet deserved its own book,
and I am ever-indebted to my fearless editor and champion of the Stitch ’n Bitch cause, Ruth Sullivan, whose
thorough and careful efforts always improve and clarify my work immeasurably. I owe special thanks to my tech-
nical editor, Karen Manthey, who did such a wonderful job of painstakingly combing through each pattern, stitch
by stitch, as well as creating the diagrams and schematics, and to copyeditor and crocheter extraordinaire Judit
Bodnar. I’d like to thank designer Janet Vicario, who is so much fun to work with, for once again bringing her
creative eye and patient mind to this Stitch ’n Bitch project and design assistant Munira Al-Khalili for helping get
everything to look just right. And I really appreciate the organizational efforts of production editor Irene
Demchyshyn and editorial assistant Beth Hatem for keeping everything running as smoothly as possible.
I’m so glad that my favorite illustrator, Adrienne Yan, was available to make such sweet, careful drawings to
go with the text, and I owe my deepest thanks to photographer John Dolan for taking the beautiful photos and
for allowing us all to hang out at his gorgeous house. Thanks also to the fabulous stylist, Jenni Lee, for pulling
together an endless assortment of clever outfits, to hair and makeup artist Bryan Lynde, and to photo editor
Leora Kahn for pulling the entire photo shoot together. And thank you to the models, who not only posed wear-
ing heavy woolen sweaters in the middle of a heat wave, but somehow managed to look cool while doing so, and
a special shout-out to the good people of Be Green Cafe in Asbury Park, New Jersey, where much of this book
was written.
Once again I am thankful to the women of BUST magazine, and especially to my co-publisher, Laurie
Henzel, for being a great friend and for making it possible for me to take some time off to write this book. I also
want to thank my parents, Johanna and Bernard Stoller, for letting me know how proud they are of me.
And to Michael Uman, my longtime partner and best friend, who for ten years has been my rock. I am so
grateful for your constant encouragement, and your loving support.
CONTENTS
3.GET SHORTY
part one
hooking up
Making the Chain Stitch, Single
Crochet, and Slip Stitch 25
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LEARNING TO CROCHET
Making a Slipknot . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 26
Holding Your Yarn and Hook . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 27
V C
1.VOULEZ- OUS ROCHET Making the Chain Stitch . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 28
M
AVEC OI? Making Single Crochet Stitches
2
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
A Brief History of Hooking 6 into the Chain . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 30
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
The Joys of Crochet 8 Other Ways to Crochet into the Chain . . . . . 31
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Crocheting vs. Knitting 8 The Turning Chain . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 32
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
A Guide to Crochet Lingo 11 Single Crochet, Row 2 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 33
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
The Structure of Crochet . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 33
2.HOOK, LINE, AND SINKER Understanding Gauge . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 34
The Tools of Crochet 12 The Slip Stitch . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 36
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Getting to Know Crochet Hooks 13 Finishing Off Your Work . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 36
. . . . . . . . . . . . .
Choosing Your Yarn 16
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 4.WALKING TALL
Yarn Weights 19
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Making Half-Double Crochet, Double
Crochet Thread 20
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Crochet, and Triple Crochet 37
Yarn Textures and Crochet 20 . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Making Skeins and Hanks 21 The Half-Double Crochet Stitch . . . . . . . . . . . . 38
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
How to Read a Yarn Label 22 The Double Crochet Stitch . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 39
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
The Triple Crochet Stitch . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 41
Other Crocheting
Double Triple and Triple Triple
Supplies 23
. . . . . . . . . . . . .
Crochet . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 42
Standard Yarn Weight
System 24 How to Add Yarn . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 44
. . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Understanding Crochet Directions . . . . . . . . . 45
5.THE SHAPE OF THINGS 7.PICTURE THIS
TO COME Making Images in Crochet 68
. . . . . . . . . . .
Increasing, Decreasing, and Color Work Using Tapestry Crochet . . . . . . . . 69
Working in a Circle . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .46 Working Filet Crochet . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 71
Adding Stitches . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 47 Learning the Afghan Stitch . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 74
Decreasing Stitches . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 48
8.OFF THE HOOK
Crocheting a Circle . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 50
Making a Circle with a Smaller Hole . . . . . . . 52 Sewing Your Pieces Together,
Blocking, and Adding Decoration 77
. .
6.HOOKED ON A FEELING Sewing Seams . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 78
Making Fancy Stitches 54 Weaving Sides and Tops of Crocheted
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
How to Read a Crochet Chart . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 55 Pieces Together . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 78
The V Stitch . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 56 Making Joins Using the Whipstitch . . . . . . . . . 81
Making Shell Stitches . . . . . . . . 57 Seaming with the Backstitch . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 81
Making Bobble, Puff, and Crocheted Seams . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 82
Popcorn Stitches . . . . . . . . 58 Making Buttonholes . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 83
Making the Mesh Stitch . . . . . 61 Adding Fringe, Tassels, and Pom-Poms . . . . 84
Making the Fishnet Stitch . . . 62 Making Decorative Cords and
Making the Picot Stitch . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 62 Crocheted Buttons . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 86
Inserting Your Hook in Other Locations . . . 63 Stitching onto Crochet . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 88
Making Ribbing with Crochet . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 63 Working Away Yarn Ends . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 89
Crocheting Around the Post . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 64 Blocking . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 89
Making the Crossed Stitch . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 65
How to Make a Spike Stitch . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 66
Crocheting the Granny Square . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 66