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Cougars give ice Pandas practice winning
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ROBIN COLLUM
The Pandas may have swept the
Regina Cougars this weekend, but
theyre considering Saturday’s game a
welcome taste of adversity overcome.
Alberta (15-2-1) beat the Cougars
(9-7-2) 4-2 on that night, but the win
was hard-fought.
Unlike the relative cakewalk of
Friday’s 7-2 victory, when Alberta
already had a comfortable five-goal
lead by the time Regina first put the
puck in the net, scoring went back and
forth on Saturday.
The Cougars twice neutralized the
Panda lead, but Alberta tried not to let
it get to them.
“Tying it up is always hard to swal-
low, but we didn’t get down on the
bench, that’s for sure,’ second-year
Alberta forward Leah Copeland said.
She put in two on Friday and the
second Pandas goal the next night.
Nonetheless, each time the U of A
recaptured the lead, it brought a feeling
of relief to their bench.
“The game could have gone either
way, it seemed at times,” Pandas head
coach Howie Draper said. “Despite the
ANDREW RURAK
fact that I think we carried the majority MADAMA BUTTERFLY Katie Borbely’s shot didn’t go in on Friday, but the Pandas still came up with a big 7-2 victory . Saturday's game was tougher, but they won it.
of the play, it seemed like every time
we got into our end, anything could with hardship on the ice. the game’s easy. But when youve only that goal and make it a game.” to have gotten a win, but at least we
have happened. It was nice to get that “Tt was good that we had the oppor- up one goal, and it’s tight, and then Regina coach Sarah Howald tried got a better effort today.”
go-ahead goal.” tunity to have a close game because we they tie it up, then the game’s a lot to take what good she could from the Copeland noticed the Cougars’
As much as Draper was pleased with got away from our systems a little bit tougher to play.” weekend’s two losses. added drive the second night as well.
the weekend’s results, he still saw room when the game was a bit tighter,” he Draper gave the Cougars the credit “T wasn’t happy with their effort yes- “T would say that they came out
for his team to improve and considered said. “We got a little nervous; we lost for making the Pandas work harder terday, but I think we came back and [looking] for vengeance,” she said.
Saturday’s tighter game somewhat of a our focus. So it’s good that we had that the second night. played a much better game today. But “Nobody wants to get beat 7-2, so
blessing in disguise. For the most part opportunity, so we know now that to “think they picked it up, and I don’t I think if we could have done that for everybody would want to come back
this season, the Pandas have been able continue to maintain our momentum, know that we necessarily responded six periods instead of three, the game out hard, especially to get that two
to win handily, so they haven't had too we have to stick to the systems. as well as we could have,” he said. yesterday would have been closer, at points that so critical within our con-
many chances to see how they deal “When we get up a few goals, then “Kudos to them to come back and get least,” she said. “We would have liked ference to stay in the standings.”
NCAA Division II clears way
for Canadian member schools
ROBIN COLLUM ing interest in NCAA membership is and figures and try to get as much
>po because of the differences in schol- information as we can and move it
arship rules between CIS and the through to see if the University has
The face of university athletic compe- US organization. The NCAA allows any appetite to pursue it,” he said.
tition in Canada could soon look very schools to give out so-called “full-ride” “With the tremendous time com-
different, as schools from the NCAA in scholarships—tuition, fees, room and mitment that our student-athletes
the US voted Monday to allow Canadian board, and books—while CIS schools have, academically and athletically,
schools to apply for membership. are only allowed to pay for tuition and it’s very difficult for them [finan-
The impetus for the vote, which was fees at the most. That discrepancy in cially]. We lose some top recruits on
held at the NCAA’s annual nationa funding—as well as the opportunity an annual basis to the States, as doa
convention in Nashville, Tennessee, for wider competition south of the bor- lot of Canadian institutions, because
came mainly from UBC. The coasta der—means that many of Canada’s top of that factor.”
school has been vocal about its desire athletes leave the country for school. There are some obvious down-
to leave CIS competition in favour of “UBC has long stated that its ratio- sides to schools like UBC and the U of
an American conference for severa nale in seeking NCAA membership is A—two of the biggest and most domi-
years, and with this decision, they to give Canadian student athletes the nant in the country—leaving CIS, both
will finally be able to submit a forma choice to remain in Canada,” Wells for the schools that join the NCAA and
application. It’s expected that UBC wil said. “We're concerned with the the ones they leave behind.
apply for inclusion in Division II com- number of student athletes that leave “From a negative standpoint, I think
petition by the next deadline, 1 June Canada, that take scholarship oppor- if we went that route, we would be
of this year. tunities at US schools. We're trying to hurting the CIS,” Schulha said. “[And]
“We have a deadline, but we've provide them with the same opportu- if we were to consider this, there
got a lot of questions to get answered nities that await them at US schools by would be financial implications. For
before then,’ UBC interim com- giving them the same level of support us to be able to even consider this,
munications coordinator Don Wells here in Canada.” we would have to be able to generate
said. “It doesn’t mean anything in the Though the University of Alberta has funds through our alumni, through
immediate future, but it does mean never expressed an official position on the corporate sector, and through sup-
that if we are going to proceed with whether they would join the NCAA, porters in the community.
an official application, the door is now Athletic Director Dale Schulha has pub- “But I think that’s definitely a pos-
PETE YEE open to do so.” licly stated before that he thinks it’s an sibility because I think people would
LEADER OF THE PACK, VROOM VROOM The U of A hosted a fun meet this The main reason that Canadian opportunity worth considering. see us as more marketable if we were
weekend, as a useful warm-up for the bigger Golden Bear Open coming up. schools like UBC have been express- “T think we should look at the facts competing in certain NCAA sports.”
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More like Wes-Ladies behind with 22 points each. Saturday, Neb
Aleksic’s 17 points led the team.
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The Pandas basketball team (11-3) also
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By Robin Collum (6-8) 64-51. Guard Ashley Wigg led In Winnipeg as well, the Pandas vol-
he game in points with 17. On Saturday leyball team (9-3) won 3-0 on Friday
Weather similes are funny, right?
he Pandas played the Manitoba Bisons and 3-1 Saturday against the Wesmen
(5-9) across town and won //-63, with (2-12), who are second-last in Canada
t was a great weekend for U of A sports atie Barrett at the top of the Pandas West. Panda Samantha Wojtkiw led in
eams. First, the Bears hockey squad board with 14 points. kills Friday with 14, and Jocelyn Blair had
(15-2-1) lit it up in Lethbridge, melting 19 on Saturday night.
Head-Smashed-in Bears jumpers
he Pronghorns’ defenses like a chinook.
They beat the last-in-the-conference The Thin Man
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School of Business and 5-1 on Saturday. Alberta team that didn’t sweep this week- My undies today are polka-dotted, which
Derek Ryan, Dylan Stanley, and Richard end. Though they beat the Wwesmen (7-7) is a pattern | wish we saw more of nowa-
Opening Worlds
Hamula each put goals on the board 95-91 on Friday, they surprisingly weren't days. | saw a really nice polka-dotted
he first night, while Saturday saw two able to over come the Bisons (3-11) and dress in a black and white movie the
goals each from Ben Kilgour and Chad lost 88-81 on Saturday. On Friday, Alex other day, and it was great.
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lassen, rounded out with one from lan Steele led the Bears with 24 points, with | also want to wish Superfan Robert a
cDonald. Richard Bates and Andrew Parker right happy belated birthday.
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the Saskatchewan Roughriders, Fantuz all of a sudden, I got noticed. But if “Because of the stigma that goes
recently faced Glenn’s Bombers in the those injuries hadn't happened, who with the CFL, and the preference that
Grey Cup. knows whether Russ Jackson ever they have towards drafting Canadians
But this year in the CFL, not a single would have gotten discovered?” at specific positions, a quarterback is
starting quarterback hailed from Noting that quarterbacks are never really given the opportunity,”
Canada’s university system. trained for their positions throughout Falconer said.
Three-time Grey Cup champion their football careers, Jackson thinks “The problem is being [drafted]—
and McMaster University graduate that some variety would benefit [CFL teams] don’t go into the draft
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Im Not There keeps Dylan shrouded
Watching multiple actors play Bob Dylan is frustating, but ultimately rewarding
filmreview discovery in the late 1950s. metaphorical breakdown of the artist
Fast forward to the early 60s, during the late *60s. Fortunately,
where Dylan is depicted as the char- Dylan’s revival is represented by
acter Arthur Rimbaud (portrayed Richard Gere’s portrayal of an older
I'm Not There
by actor Ben Whishaw), a young Dylan—a reclusive man, living in a
Directed by Todd Haynes man in his early 20s being inter- rural, forested area near a town lit-
Starring Christian Bale, Cate viewed by government officials tered by exotic circus performers and
Blanchett, Marcus Carl Franklin, about his true identity. The Arthur frontier-era townsfolk; a depic-
Richard Gere, Heath Ledger, and Ben Rimbaud scenes, filmed entirely in tion of Dylan’s later life as a singer
Whishaw black and white film, are scattered returning to his original country
Garneau Theatre throughout the movie, convey- music roots.
ing Dylan’s changing persona and Each actor’s variation of Dylan
EDMON ROTEA musical styles. Such chameleon- provides a convincing portrayal and
Arts & Entertainment Staff like changes include Dylan’s emer- a unique perspective of the musi-
gence on the early 60s Greenwich cian’s life, especially with the film’s
The current trend in the main- music scene as singer Jack Rollins many subplots, historical events,
stream film industry today is to (Christian Bale), singing clean, and narratives. All of these are pre-
produce biographical pictures of innocent-sounding folk music tunes sented in an asynchronous, non-
legendary, recently deceased music while making gains as a film and chronological order, interspersed
artists—the Ray Charles biopic television star. with documentary-style interview,
Ray, Johnny Cash’s Walk the Line, historical archival news footage,
and director Gus Van Sant’s Kurt and dream-like sequences. This
With its chopped-up
Cobain-inspired Last Days come to non-chronological style may prove
mind. Director Todd Hayne’s latest narrative, I'm Not confusing or difficult for some
feature, I’m Not There—which, viewers to grasp, especially with
There is perhaps as
according to the film’s opening the film constantly jumping back
credits, is “inspired by the many fractured and complex and forth throughout the timeline
lives of Bob Dylan’—breaks this of Dylan’s life.
as Dylan’s personal and
trend by portraying the life of the However, the real star of
living legend through six different professional life. I’m Not There is the music. The
actors of varying age, gender, and film’s soundtrack is comprised of
even ethnicity. over two dozen songs written or
Like a kaleidoscopic dream, I’m With the turbulent social and performed by Bob Dylan, along
Not There can be best described as political events of the ’70s, the film with covers by Iggy Pop, Sonic
a loose portrayal of Dylan’s life at focuses on the life of Robbie Clark Youth, Ritche Havens, and other
varying stages of his career, span- (Heath Ledger), a character on the contemporary artists and bands—a
ning the ’50s, ’60s, and ’70s. With verge of divorce and radical change. soundtrack that is perhaps more
its chopped-up narrative, the film Once these adjusments occur, the comprehensive than any of Dylan’s
is perhaps as fractured and com- next stage of Dylan’s life is marked Greatest Hits albums.
plex as Dylan’s personal and pro- by Cate Blanchett’s convincing por- I'm Not There is another coming-
fessional life. Marcus Carl Franklin trayal of Dylan as a mainstream of-age type film, richly infused and
portrays Dylan as a rail-hopping rock star who parties with the illustrated with music, where the
African-American youth, escaping likes of The Beatles and drunk- journey throughout Dylan’s life is
his turbulent past while entertain- enly insults fashion models while more entertaining and important
ing and befriending hobos and good passing out on alcohol and ille- than the final destination and the
samaritans throughout his journey of gal substances—a literal and film’s ending.
The Mighty Carlins offers dark, hilarious take on family and alcohol
theatrereview
amount of cantankerousness when delivering
some lines while adding a touch of gentleness
when necessary. Evoking sympathy for the alco-
The Mighty Carlins
holic Leo isn’t be an easy task, yet Wright is able
Runs until 20 January to incorporate enough nuanced sensitivity into
Directed by Michael Clark Leo’s swearing and insults to do just this.
Written by Collin Doyle Zbryski and Hamilton are also perfectly
Starring John Wright, Frederick Zbryski, and cast as sons Mike and Davey. Zbryski matches
James Hamilton Wright’s strength and stage presence, while
Hamilton brilliantly counterpoints the two
MARIA KOTOVYCH rougher characters with the more frag-
Arts & Entertainment Staff ile and sensitive Davey. Together, the trio
depict a dysfunctional family that has been,
The word fuck can be quite versatile, no matter and continues to be, ravaged by alcoholic
how it’s used. In the case of The Mighty Carlins, hopelessness.
the expletive certainly receives more than its As we learn more details about Leo’s relation-
share of stage time over the course of the funny ship with his wife, we see many of the same
and insightful play that examines serious issues patterns taking hold in Davey as he relates tales
such as family dysfunction, alcoholism, mental of his own relationship with his girlfriend. The
illness, and suicide. Mighty Carlins portrays a potent message about
The Mighty Carlins depicts old curmudgeon dysfunctional patterns of behaviour and how
Leo Carlin John Wright) and his two adult sons, they manifest themselves from one generation
Mike (Frederick Zbryski) and Davey (James to another—a message that might have been lost
Hamilton), who have a reunion and a “sharing had it not been carried out by such a strong trio
circle” once a year on the anniversary of the of actors.
boys’ mother’s death. Fuelled by large amount Due to the difficult topics explored in this play,
of alcohol, the event frequently degenerates into the group expends enormous amounts of energy
accusations and shouting matches, along with conveying one emotion after another. At times,
the occasional body part ending up between Wright's and Zbryski’s faces actually turn red as Tackling such difficult topics can’t be easy, but language and conversational topics, along with
someone else’s teeth. they accuse each other of terrible things while the script infuses enough humour and lighter the run-down appearance of Leo’s kitchen,
The actors portraying the three men use this cursing and gesturing wildly. Given the mod- moments to keep the audience’s interest and to outwardly reflect the brokenness of the char-
performance to show why they've earned the erately sized set, the men don’t overpower the help create more human characters. The humour acters’ lives.
reputation of being three of Edmonton’s finest space, instead using it to their advantage to por- is dark and the one-liners sharp, supported by This fantastic production of The Mighty
performers. John Wright as Leo Carlin creates tray the limited and broken world of alcoholism the actors’ wonderful comic timing. Carlins allows the audience to feel compas-
a cross between Jack Lemmon in Grumpy Old in which they all live. Furthermore, the actors While the use of the word fuck borders sion and sympathy for this trio of highly
Men and Archie Bunker from All in the Family. never run out of steam, maintaining their energy on gratuitous at times, it also perfectly keeps flawed characters. And that’s pretty fucking
He’s gruff, crass, racist, and applies just the right levels and level of emotions for the entire piece. with the theme of the play: the script’s crass amazing.
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s bands rock
The 15-year-old continent-hopping festival beckons untapped local acts
gateway student journalism society
musicpreview an international final in Germany. show together, we’d have to rent and
The Gateway Student Journalism Society is seeking
But there’s no panel of judges in the that would cost us even more [than
initial stages; to advance past the pre- our registration fee],” guitarist Scott one student-at-large member for its board of directors
Emergenza Music Festival
liminaries, the audience will choose Lehman admits. effective immediately. Applicants should be under-
Thursday, 17-20 January, 8pm the winning band at the end of the Both Failing Esther and Acronycal
graduate students who are not members of Students'
The Pawn Shop night by a show of hands. are new bands, and to them, the fes-
Council, General Faculties Council, the University
“T would like to see the audience tival is an important way to get their
ELLIOT GOODINE choose whoever is honestly the best start in the Edmonton music scene. Board of Governors, or the University Senate.
Arts & Entertainment Writer band to be chosen,” Gibson hopes. Acronycal are completely green, while
The Gateway Student Journalism Society Board of
“Everyone has their own musical taste Failing Esther played their first show
“You have to be aware that no [...], so at least this way, you've got a last weekend. Directors meets approximately once per month and is
one thing is going to make you larger number of people voting” ‘Tm really looking forward to
responsible for the overall direction of the society, but
successful overnight,” admits Keith Madsen, bassist/vocalist for the professional sound [provided
not for any element of the editorial content of the
singer-guitarist Sall Gibson from the alt-rock trio Acronycal, agrees that by Emergenza] and to see what our
Gateway.
indie pop-rock band Failing Esther. the audience choice is a fair method potential is live,’ Wenzel says. The
“But at the same time, these sorts of of picking a winner in these early drummer also joked about their
Applicantions should be sent to Adam Gaumont,
events allow you to play with a whole stages. He’s also fairly confident in first-show nerves, saying, “Our first
other bunch of musicians you'd never his untested band’s ability to wow a few songs will be a little faster than the Gateway Editor-in-Chief, at
have the chance to play with. You get roomful of strangers. they should be.”
[email protected] on or before January 24.
to develop relationships and meet “T think we hold down our songs Both bands admit that the
other bands. Even if you don’t make it good enough, and we can stand Emergenza festival is only part of the
For more information, please contact the
to the top, youre making connections behind our tunes,” he says. “People strategy to find success as new art-
Chair of the Board of Directors at [email protected]
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ists, noting that Internet promotion,
or visit http://www.gateway.ualberta.ca/gsjs/
The particular festival Gibson has in that.” touring, and intense rehearsal are
mind is the Emergenza Music Festival, The winners in later rounds are to all going to be necessary for achiev-
a four-night competition among inde- be chosen by a panel of judges, which ing their long-term goals as respect-
pendent bands at The Pawn Shop. doesn't bother the band, either— able artists in town. According to
Even Henri Cartier-Bresson was
Emergenza itself-was founded 15 years really, they're excited to be playing Acronycal, finding success is about
ago in Europe, created expressly to in front of a roomful of people. The “working your ass off”
a total newb once.
showcase unsigned and undiscovered Emergenza festival will be Acronycal’s “We're going to be doing the battle
musical acts. first show after recruiting their of the bands; we're going to be doing
The bands that make it through the drummer Jayme Wenzel four months the on-the-road thing, whatever,”
preliminary round will then go on ago. Lehman says. “We're going to put our And Philippe Halsman.
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Hockey Stories gives glimpse into our NHL culture
Actor Steve Pirot opens up about lazy storytelling, his shows
lack of puppets, and how much he hates the Maple Leafs
theatrepreview issues of Canadian identity. Pirot sees the mean-
ing of the play as something that goes far beyond
sports fiction.
Hockey Stories For Boys
“This is not just about hockey; this is about our
Runs 17-27 January culture,” he explains. “We've become so lazy as
Written by George Szilagyi storytellers, [giving it all] over to television. Ifwe
Starring Steve Pirot, Murray Utas, and KS don’t know how to tell the stories, then we don’t
Callihoo know how to own the stories, and then we don’t
Roxy Theatre (10708 124 Street) know how to own our culture.”
His words seem especially relevant considering
CHARLIE CRITTENDEN the amount of American influence in Canadian
Arts & Entertainment Writer media and sports. Other messages come across in
the play and, while told in jokes, represent other
Despite what the child-like title of Hockey Stories parts of Canadian culture—namely, the parts
for Boys may lead you to believe, actor Steve Pirot based around a dislike for Toronto.
regretfully admits that “we don’t have any pup- “One of the most important principles of
pets. No clowns.” this story is that Toronto sucks. It sucks hard,”
Although your interest is likely in Pirot passionately explains. “The only thing
danger of waning, don’t rush to judge that sucks more than Toronto is the Maple
Hockey Stories for Boys. The play is a road-trip Leafs.”
As the two friends journey to whatever con-
story involving a 70s station wagon, marijuana,
and two rock-bottom friends on a trek across usion awaits them in the big city, the humour
Canada.
One of them, Neil, has found the original deed fully balance out the show’s deeper themes
to the Stanley Cup and wants to to claim it. The about Canada. And to Pirot and many others,
other, Darcy, has to move some pot to Toronto the older tales retold during the course of
and needs a ride. The stage is set for a rather Hockey Stories are a vast improvement to the
strange journey. only hockey story going on during the 2005
Their car has an eight-track and a heater that strike: that of rich players arguing with even
don’t work at the same time, and as Pirot puts richer team owners.
it, “you can't rely on Neil Young to keep you So, in wanting to draw the “atypical
warm.” faces,” and in focusing their show around
To pass the time, the two friends take hockey—even going so far as to order the
turns reading from the book they discov- three acts like hockey periods—Hockey
ered the Stanley Cup’s deed within, called Stories for Boys aims to be both mean-
Hockey Stories for Boys. Through simply reading ingful and funny. And despite the lack of
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these tales of hockey greats, the play deals with puppets, it just might. FIVE-MINUTE MINOR FOR MOUSTACHE Steve Pirot explores our love of Hockey in Hockey Stories.
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featuredalbum music—the kind that attacks your
ears and changes your world, even
if only for a few listens.
~ Kamera
The high points of the album come
Resurrection
back to back: “Fragile” finally man-
Nettwerk
ages to harness some of Kamera’s David Bowie has made
energy with a pulsing synth beat and
driving guitar riffs, and “I’m Gonna
the jump from flesh
GARY ALLEN Be Your Lover’ adds a sweeping
Arts & Entertainment Writer string section to the mix that elevates
the song above the rest of the slower
and blood to cartoon.
Ir’s easy to be envious of the Swedish. to cinching the Holy Grail: break- fare.
Tt seems as though every Benny, Bjorn, ing America and its record-buying Kameramadeanamefor themselves
and Agnetha is born with music on masses. playing to sold-out crowds across
the mind and an A&R man awaiting To be fair, Resurrection is very Sweden, and while Resurrection is
them in the delivery room. It’s from listenable; it’s a good pop-rock well produced, one gets a sense that
this fertile land of pop mythology that album. But therein lies the problem: this is a band best enjoyed live. Being
Kamera spring, looking to take on the Resurrection is never great. Kamera inspired by the ’80s might be a fun
world with a mix of ’80s-inspired attempt to walk a line between the gimmick, but sometimes you can’t
You too can make a
music, fashion, and hair. rock and pop genres that are so pro- help but feel that you've heard it all
On Resurrection, their sophomore lific in their native Stockholm, but before.
album that follows the loss of two capture neither the raw essence of To listen to samples from jump—trom writing
band members and a major label the former or the guilty fun of the Kamera’s Resurrection, go to
contract with Sony, Kamera look to latter. Resurrection also lacks the www.thegatewayonline.ca and click
segue from modest success at home immediacy that defines great pop on the editors’ playlist. for the Gatewayt o ace
arts journalist.
THAT! GUY — i) albumreview industrial grooves and frenetic per-
Z cussion, defies classification.
De Moon ising | That 1G uy
The album's just as bizarre in
The Moon is Disgusting vocals as it is in every other aspect:
Silverman’s gravelly baritone sounds
ie =Jezebel Records Inc
is
like Isaac Brock at his most spastic,
and the recurring lyrical themes are
tropical fruit and a moon made of
CHRIS NOVAK
cheese. But despite this ingenuity,
Arts & Entertainment Writer
Allit takesis alittle trip up
sometimes The Moon is Disgusting
just gets too weird. To paraphrase
In a world where sample-based hip his head. The resulting instrument is a line from the surprisingly great
to 3-04 SUB on any given
hop and generic bands like Nickelback the Magic Pipe, a system of electroni- track “Buttmachine”: “Just because
and dominate the airwaves, it’s rare to cally wired metal pipes with one bass it’s modern doesn’t mean it sounds
hear something that is truly unique. string running along it and featuring good.”
Thursday at 5. Except this
For all of you that are bored with drums attached to foot pedals and a Some tracks, such as the 14-minute
mediocrity, That 1 Guy has come to nearby musical saw. psychedelic closer “Rainbow,” are
Thursday, because nobody
the rescue. The only way to truly visualize the too creative for their own good, but
This one-man band is the brain- Magic Pipe is to watch it being played hey, it’s always better to try some-
child of jazz bassist Mike Silverman (seriously, look it up on YouTube), thing interesting and fail than to be
will be there.
and is probably different than any- but essentially, it’s played like a hybrid generic and mediocre.
thing you have ever heard. Frustrated of tribal percussion instruments and Silverman’s boundless
creativ-
with the limitations of his instrument, slide guitar. ity creates a fun, zany album that,
Silverman set out to invent something The Moon is Disgusting is his overall, is both refreshing and
that could reproduce all the sounds in second album and, with its funky, invigorating.
y: albumreview
| e
would remind some of the band
Eisley, without being a copycat. One
B Kristilyn Robertson
might also be tempted to measure
her against pop singer/songwrit-
x The Bee Tree
+ Independent ers like Vanessa Carlton, until you
realize you can’t because Robertson
BR
= is better than that. Songs like “Your
&
Lovely Bones” just tip the scale in
& = KELSEY TANASIUK
Kristilyn’s favour, exhibiting her
KRISTILYN ROBERTSON Arts & Entertainment Staff
artful lyrics and lovely vocals in a
manner that should make everyone
It’s hard to know what to expect not a singer/songwriter that needs to stop and notice.
when an artist sends a MySpace-style fall back on her looks, as cute as they Overall, The Bee Tree is an album
headshot along with her album. My may be. By the second track of her that you just can’t sing enough praise
first assumption was that she isn’t album, “Little Earth,” you'll already be about. It will take over your brain for
actually very good and was trying blown away by her delicate, playful, a time and leave the goal of seeing
to compensate by saying “Look how and beautiful handling of the piano Kristilyn Robertson live very high on
pretty I am!” In the case of Kristilyn and vocals. your priority list. The Bee Tree leaves
Robertson, however, the picture was Her lyrics and music are creative you wanting more in all the best |
entirely unnecessary: she’s certainly and whimsical in a manner that ways.
albumreview
gravelly, and similar to each other,
with minimal lyrics and grinding
Thunderwood guitar solos.
Turn It Up A look at the album art reveals
far more grey hair than any rock
Thunderwood Records
album should feature, but hey—
these old guys are living out their
dreams.
SARAH SCOTT
They’ve passed their prime
Arts & Entertainment Writer
(that is, assuming they ever had a Fr’
prime), but they’re giving it a shot.
You know that old joke that you've ground on Turn It Up, and end And after all, at least they have an
heard one too many times? The one up only redoing what’s been done album to show their kids, even if
that your dad still finds funny, but before—far better and by much more it’s mediocre.
every time you hear it, it makes you talented artists. With generic metal motifs such GATEWAY A&E
gag. That’s sort of how | feel about They do acknowledge the achieve- as “Thunder on the Mountain” and
’80s glam rock: it was a joke of an ments of other old metal groups “Grim Reaper,’ Thunderwood may
era that would best be forgotten. But like and Motley Cri, not inspire a following of their own,
Poison
here comes Calgary’s Thunderwood, and you really have to respect but they showcase a pure respect for
Inking rock stars since 19: O
a band of old men that are trying to them for trying. But the tracks on those before them and do a decent
rock like it’s 1986. Turn It Up, like “Sandman” and enough job trying to keep glam rock
Thunderwood tread no new “The Legacy of Warrior” are rough, alive.
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