The Cigarette Book The History and Culture of Smoking Chris Harrald Fletcher Watkins Copyright © 2010 by Chris Harrald and Fletcher Watkins All Rights Reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced in any manner without the ex- press written consent of the publisher, except in the case of brief excerpts in critical reviews or articles. All inquiries should be addressed to Skyhorse Publishing, 555 Eighth Avenue, Suite 903, New York, NY 10018. Skyhorse Publishing books may be purchased in bulk at special discounts for sales promo- tion, corporate gifts, fund-raising, or educational purposes. Special editions can also be cre- ated to specifications. For details, contact the Special Sales Department, Skyhorse Publish- ing, 555 Eighth Avenue, Suite 903, New York, NY 10018 or [email protected]. www.skyhorsepublishing.com 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data Harrald, Chris. The cigarette book: the history and culture of smoking / Chris Harrald and Fletcher Watkins. p. cm. 9781616080730 1. Smoking--Social aspects. 2. Tobacco--Social aspects. 3. Cigarettes. I. Watkins, Fletcher. II. Title. GT3020.H33 2010 394.1’4--dc22 2010022148 Printed in the United States of America Table of Contents Title Page Copyright Page Acknowledgements A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Acknowledgements Forpermissiontousecopyrightmaterial,gratefulacknowledgement ismadetothefollowing: For material from Lucky Jim (1954) by Kingsley Amis, to Orion Publishing; for extracts fromherwriting,toBerylBainbridgeandtoJohnson&Alcock;forextractsfromherwriting, to Lynn Barber; for the extract from My Last Breath (1982) by Luis Buñuel, published by Jonathan Cape, to the Random House Group Ltd; for the extract from Of Cigarettes, High Heels and Other Interesting Things (2008) by Marcel Danesi, to Palgrave Macmillan; for the extract from The Woman Who Walked into Doors (1996) by Roddy Doyle, published by Jonathan Cape, to the Random House Group Ltd; for the extract from The Philanthropist (1970) by Christopher Hampton, to Faber and Faber; for ‘Be prepared’, to Tom Lehrer; for the extract from Memoirs of an Infantry Officer (1930), to the Estate of Siegfried Sassoon; for the extract from his article on journalism and smoking, to Ian Jack; for the extract from TheSingingDetective (1986)byDennisPotter,toFaberandFaber;forextracts fromTheButt (2008) and other cigarette-related writing, to Will Self; for material from Kenneth Tynan: A Life(2003)byDominicShellard,toYaleUniversityPress;for‘Smoke!Smoke!Smoke!(That Cigarette)’ and ‘So round, so firm, so fully packed’ by Merle Travis, to Warner Chappell; for extracts from The Road Home (2007) by Rose Tremain, to the William Morris Agency. Every effort has been made to trace or contact copyright holders. The publisher will be pleased to make good in future editions or reprints any omissions or corrections brought to their attention. ThanksalsofortheirhelptoDavidHewsonandSuzanneFisher,andtoDavidFabricantand Chris Mullen for assistance with images. One day the last cigarette on earth will be smoked. One final puff will be sent heaven-bound, leavingalingering,evanescentsmoke-ring.Thennothingbutpure,clearspace.Theperfection of a safe and rational universe. And the wise of this world will rejoice. Because logic demands that mankind is rid of this pernicious poison. Wasn’t that well-known logician Adolf Hitler the most virulent opponent of cigarette smoking in the last century? Logic also tells us cigarettes are bad for our health … hence per- haps the diseased visions of Pablo Picasso who smoked cigarettes until his death at the age of ninety-two. No, this is sophistry. All smokers know that cigarettes are dangerous. Each one is a dance with death – and the defiant smoker will say that therein lies its charm. So each puff is an existential gesture, an assertion of choice and life in the face of death. They would mock the warning on the packet that Smoking Causes Fatal Diseases with the rejoinder that life causes fatal diseases. No, these too are silly actuarial calculations masquer- ading as philosophy. Thetruthisthatcigarettesarepleasurable.It’sastrangepleasurebutapleasurenonetheless. There is no other reason for this devotion to the illogical absurdity of the cigarette. Kissed as ever by the corrective of pain but a pleasure nonetheless. A pleasure in the choreography of smoking the cigarette, pleasure in the aesthetics of the packaging,pleasureinallthecultural resonances ofthecigarette overthelastcentury.Innov- els, in art, in films, in sex, in politics, in war. The ubiquity of the cigarette is astounding. But soon it will be no more. So this book is a simple valediction, a miscellany of curios and soon-to-be-lost facts before that perfect tube of delight is plucked from the smiling face of the earth. A Aardvark The UK cigarette advertising restrictions that came in during the 1970s drove advertising agenciestonewheightsofingenuity.Ina1983poster,Winston’sagency,J.WalterThompson, showed a surprised public an unusual piece of taxidermy. The headline read: We’re not allowed to tell you anything about Winston cigarettes, so here’s a stuffed aardvark. ThesamecampaignshowedaChinesecookingimplementforcefullyembeddedinachocol- ate cake. This time the line was: We’renotallowedtotellyouanythingaboutWinstoncigarettes,sohere’sawok in the Black Forest. This was advertising surrealism fighting back against government censorship. For the two triumphant examples of this See Benson & Hedges and Silk Cut. Adieux On1January1971,at11.59p.m.,ontheJohnnyCarsonShowandtheMervGriffinShow,the Marlboro cowboys rode across TV screens and into the sunset, the last cigarette commercial tobeshownintheUS.Thedatehadbeenextendedadaytoallowthetelevision networksone last cash windfall from cigarette advertising in New Year’s Day football games. CBS and ABC networks said the ban resulted in a 50 per cent drop in advertising revenue. Lostrevenueisindependentlyestimatedat$220m.UndertheFairnessDoctrine,anti-smoking advertising was also removed from the air. Johnny Carson (1925 – 75) often had a cigarette in his hand during early years of the show. He stopped smoking on air as the deleterious effects of smoking became known. He died of emphysema, following a massive heart attack brought on by his chain-smoking. The last televised cigarette ad in the UKran on31July 1965.It was a 60-second commer- cial for Rothman International. The televisionadvertising ban came into effect the following day, 1 August. By the following year, cigarette consumption had surged to 6 billion cigar- ettes. Tara Parker-Pope, Cigarettes: Anatomy of an Industry, New York, 2001 Advertising Cigarettes are inseparably intertwined with advertising and are the most spectacular proof of its efficacy. Across the world cigarette companies have made their advertising agencies rich, while the advertising agencies have made the cigarette companies even richer. It is with the launch of Camel in 1913, and R. J. Reynolds’s singleminded high-budget plugging of the brand that the idea of an ‘advertising campaign’ was born. The word ‘cam- paign’ with its implications of battles and war was highly appropriate to the fierce competi- tion that was soon to consume the tobacco companies. It could be said that, however successful the advertising, much of it amounted to no more than hyperbole and ingenious suggestion. Yet there is a profound skill in playing with words in a way that catches people’s imaginations. ‘It’s toasted,’ claimed Lucky, to enormous effect, splendidly ignoring the fact that so was thetobaccoofeveryotherbrand.GeorgeJ.Whelan,aleadingdistributoroftobaccoproducts inthe1920s,andformercigarettemanufacturer,observed:‘Thereisnosecretaboutcigarette making. Anyone can analyze a Camel and manufacture it.’ But that wasn’t the point. ‘The users would say it was not the same.’ Such is the power of advertising. ‘The public must be given ideas as to what it should like, and it is quite surprising sometimes how the public is sold on what might look [. . .] like the brainchild of a demented person . . . ’ An analyst writing in Advertising and Selling in 1936 observed: You know a large part of the public doesn’t really know what it wants. Our big task in recent years has been to dig up new likes or dislikes which we think might strike the public’s fancy, and sell them to the public. We have dealt with diet, weight, coughs, mildness, quality of tobacco, nerves, toasting tobacco, youthful inspirations and a host of other subjects. The public must be given ideas as to what it should like, and it is quite surprising sometimes how the