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The Case of the One-Eyed Witness by Erle Stanley Gardner Copyright © 1950 by Erle Stanley Gardner. Renewed 1978 by Jean Bethel Gardner Electronic Book: Copyright © 2012 by The Erle Stanley Gardner Literary Trust All rights reserved. Contents Copyright Foreword Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10 Chapter 11 Chapter 12 Chapter 13 Chapter 14 Chapter 15 Chapter 16 Chapter 17 Chapter 18 Chapter 19 Chapter 20 Chapter 21 Chapter 22 Chapter 23 Chapter 24 About the Author Foreword Twice each year eight or ten of the outstanding experts in the �eld of scienti�c crime detection gather at the Harvard Medical School. There, under the auspices of Captain Frances G. Lee, one of the most remarkable characters in the history of crime detection, these experts instruct a handpicked class. The instruction �lls a work- crammed week. It covers everything pertaining to murder, from detection to an actual post-mortem. There are no more than two dozen pupils. To be enrolled in such a class one must have an okay from the governor of his state, a clearance from the head of the state police, or a special dispensation from Captain Frances G. Lee herself. In previous forewords to three of my books I have mentioned some of the leading �gures connected with these seminars: Captain Frances G. Lee of the New Hampshire State Police; Dr. LeMoyne Snyder, a doctor of medicine as well as a lawyer, who specializes in the �eld of legal medicine; Dr. Alan R. Moritz of the Western Reserve University in Cleveland, one of the country’s leading pathologists as well as one of its cleverest detectives. In the foreword to this book I want to introduce the reader to Dr. Robert P. Brittain, a Scotsman who is both a barrister and a doctor of medicine. He is a young man of great brilliance who is at present lecturer in Forensic Medicine, in the department of Forensic Medicine at Leeds University in Leeds, England. Dr. Brittain is quiet and unassuming, a man of small, wiry physique. Intellectually he’s a giant. At his �rst lecture to a group of the broad-shouldered men who had been carefully selected from the cream of the state police, I felt that Dr. Brittain’s youthful appearance, his slight build, would make it di�cult for him to hold the interest and attention of his audience. I was never more mistaken. Earnestness, sincerity and knowledge command respect everywhere. Dr. Brittain aroused the interest of his audience with his �rst few sentences. He held the men fascinated and there was an underlying attitude of deep respect in their attention. Midway in his lecture, in illustrating a point on identi�cation, Dr. Brittain asked the members of the group to estimate his height and weight. These men who were carefully trained to give a mere glance and tell the color of a man’s eyes, his height, weight, age and complexion, made some very wild guesses about Dr. Brittain. They all estimated him as being heavier than he was and taller than he was. And at this point I take respectful issue with Dr. Brittain. It wasn’t that these trained o�cers were lacking in powers of observation, it was simply that they became confused in trying to reconcile the man’s intellectual stature with his physical appearance. I know because I was in the room, and while I didn’t guess out loud, I’d have been as far o� as any of the others if I’d made my estimate. Later on I was to see Dr. Brittain in his home in Glasgow, to consult with him on a di�cult case Dr. LeMoyne Snyder and I were trying to solve. I was then to learn something of his charm, his social grace, his marvelous sense of humor, the poetic side of his nature. But at the time I �rst saw him I sat spellbound through a technical lecture, my interest so aroused that I can even now repeat almost verbatim parts of that lecture. I think the true measure of an instructor is whether he can be interesting as well as exact. Knowledge is apt to be ponderous, boring and a bit stu�y. We remember only what interests and impresses us. If, therefore, instructors can make their lectures so interesting they cause pupils to sit forward on the chair edges, there is no need for later “cramming.” And, lest the reader may think I am giving too much emphasis to Captain Lee’s program, it is well to remember that the upgrading of our police o�cers is one of the most important problems in the present-day administration of justice. Of late, I have been privileged to work with a committee which donates its services for the purpose of freeing innocent men who have been wrongfully convicted of murder. In this manner, I have been brought to a realization that every time an innocent man is convicted it is not only a great tragedy, but the party who is really guilty continues at liberty as a menace to society. This has brought home to me the importance of having crime detection keep pace with the achievements of science in other �elds. We have some remarkably competent investigative o�cers and we are rapidly getting more. The police o�cer who has pride in his profession and con�dence in his knowledge can tackle his job with the quiet courtesy born of competence. The ignorant o�cer all too frequently masks his ignorance with brutality and may well send innocent men to prison. Captain Frances G. Lee is a pioneer in the �eld of more e�cient investigative work, and she carefully selects her instructors at these semi-annual seminars on Homicide Investigation. The sessions run through long hours for six consecutive event-packed days, but one seldom sees a student yawn. Such men as Dr. Richard Ford of Harvard, Dr. Milton Helpern of New York, Dr. Russell S. Fisher, now Chief Medical Examiner of Baltimore, Dr. LeMoyne Snyder of Lansing, and Dr. Joseph T. Walker of Harvard and laboratory consultant for the Massachusetts State Police, make those seminars never-to-be-forgotten events. So I make a bow to these men who can make learning so much fun, and I dedicate this book to one of the truly great intellects in the �eld of legal medicine and of scienti�c crime detection, DR. ROBERT P. BRITTAIN. Erle Stanley Gardner Chapter 1 The night sky was sodden with low-hanging clouds. Cold drizzle coated the sidewalks with moisture, gave a halo to the street lights, and caused the tires of passing automobiles to hiss over wet pavement. Most of the buildings in the neighborhood shopping center were dark, but on the corner the drugstore was a blaze of light Halfway down the block on the same side an all-night café radiated a glow of hospitality. Across the street the motion picture theater had switched out most of the lights in the foyer. The second show was drawing to a close and within �ve minutes the doors would open to disgorge the audience after the last run of the feature picture. Over in the drugstore, the prescription clerk in a white smock was making entries in a book. The long soda counter was vacant, but a tired-looking girl was arranging glasses, preparing for the sudden rush of trade which would follow the closing of the motion picture theater. Within seven minutes every stool would be occupied and people would be three deep at the counter. At that time, the cashier would move over to help out, and the prescription clerk would lend a hand. In the meantime there was a complete lull as the store waited for that last spurt of business which would swell the day’s receipts. The woman who came hurrying down Vance Avenue and turned into Kramer Boulevard paused to glance apprehensively over her shoulder before making the turn, then she rounded the corner. The light from the window of the drugstore splashed her features, showing lines of determination about the mouth, fear in the eyes. She opened the door and walked in. The cashier, an open book held �at on the desk by the side of the cash register, kept on with her reading. The girl at the soda fountain looked up inquiringly. The prescription clerk put down his pen and started to move forward. Then it was apparent the woman’s interest was in the two telephone booths at the back of the store. Afterwards, in trying to recall her appearance, they all agreed she was somewhere in her early thirties, with a good �gure which even the lines of the dark coat with the fur collar couldn’t hide. The cashier noticed that she was carrying a brown alligator-skin purse. They might have remembered more if it hadn’t been that at that moment the swinging doors of the movie theater opened and a stream of people poured out to congest the sidewalks. The cashier sighed and closed her book. The prescription clerk pushed an advertising display of vitamin pills to the front of the counter, moved a carton of razor blades slightly forward. The girl at the soda fountain wiped her hands on a towel, and started mixing four chocolate malted milks in the electric mixer. She knew she would have orders for those within the next ninety seconds. The woman disappeared into one of the phone booths, opened her handbag and took out a coin purse. A frown of annoyance crossed her features. She searched vainly for a nickel, then almost ran to the cashier’s desk. “Can you give me some nickels? Please hurry. Please!” The cashier would have noticed her then if it hadn’t been that the doors of the drugstore were pushed open by a crowd of teen-age students, noisily centered in their own little world, exchanging loud banter, intent upon banana splits, butterscotch sundaes, whipped cream, marshmallow, chocolate syrup, and chopped nuts. The cashier handed the woman �ve nickels, sized up the crowd pouring in the door and moved over to the soda fountain to give a hand. It would be another ten minutes before the avalanche would hit the cashier’s desk. The woman vanished into the phone booth. No one remembered her after that. She placed a slip of paper on the shelf by the telephone, stacked the �ve nickels on top of the paper, picked o� the top nickel, dropped it in the coin slot and dialed a number. The hand which held the receiver to her ear was quivering slightly. Her eyes kept watch through the glass window of the booth, carefully checking the faces of this sudden in�ux of late customers. The woman listened anxiously while she heard the sound of ringing coming over the telephone, then the receiver was lifted at the other end of the line, the strains of dance music from an orchestra mingled with the synthetic sweetness of a voice which had been carefully trained in sugary accents, “Yes. Hello.” “Quick, please. Get this right I want to speak with Perry Mason, the lawyer. Get him to the phone and …” “Perry Mason? I’m afraid …” “Get Pierre, the headwaiter, on the phone. Mr. Mason is with a young woman at a table …” “But Pierre is very busy. There will be a wait. If you are in a hurry …” “Go to Pierre. Ask him to point out Mr. Mason to you. Tell Mr. Mason to come to the phone at once. It’s important. At once. Do you understand?” “All right. Hold the line.” There followed some two minutes of waiting. The woman impatiently glanced at her diamond-studded wrist watch, frowned at the telephone, said at length, half to herself, half to the mouthpiece of the telephone, “Hurry, hurry. Oh, please hurry!” It seemed an age before the lawyer’s slightly annoyed voice came over the wire. “Hello. Yes. This is Mr. Mason.” Her words came out with the staccato force of a sudden burst of machine-gun �re. “This is important,” she said. “You must get it and you must get it straight the �rst time. I won’t have an opportunity to …” “Who is this speaking?” the lawyer interrupted. “I’m the one who sent you the package,” she said. “Please listen to what I have to say. Do you have a pencil?” “Yes.” “Please write down this name and address.” “But why …” “Please, Mr. Mason. I will explain. Seconds are precious. Will you please write this name and address?” “Go ahead.”