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THE LIBRARY OF THE UNIVERSITY OF NORTH CAROLINA AT CHAPEL HILL THE COLLECTION OF NORTH CAROLINIANA C378 UQcr v. 7-9 1999-2002 FOR USE ONLY IN THE NORTH CAROLINA COLLECTION Form No. A-368, Rev. 8/95 Digitized by the Internet Archive in 2019 with funding from University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill https://archive.org/details/carolinareview7919unse Carolina Review Volume VII, Issue 1 “It’s no coincidence we’re on the right ” September 1999 Freshmen speak out against the liberal tract, There Are No Children Here. ---— Table of Contents Stai T Registry Page 4 -- Regulate or Educate? Founder . by Nathan Byerly Charlton Men her Emeritus Page 6 -- Election 2000: Here Comes the GOP! Heeden, HI by Frank Bradshaw Publisher - )tt Rubush Page 7 — Posting Bond Ib 1 -4, by Matt Roberson date Publisher Byerly 1■111 Page 9— Bully Pulpit WebMaster iviouuew Smith by Matt Roberson ior Writer Page 12-- For the Children... ... [att Roberson by J.R. Marx Writers Frank Bradshaw Page 15 -- Paradigms and Principles Josh Crews J.R. Marx Steve Russell Page 23 -- Game: Design Your Own Class! m :utive Assistant lew Rubush Page 24~The Last Word Campus Insiders None of Your Business Si Ballistics Expert Erica Smiley . Legal Council The guy who fired Judy Wegner Directors of Security Vinnie and Guido Carolina Review is printed on 100 percent non-recyclable, non-biodegradable newsprint manufactured from virgin rainforest trees. • 1 I September 1999 www.unc.edu/cr The Rantings of our Leaders Welcome back to Carolina! And welcome to yet another issue of Carolina Review. This semester promises to be one of the most exciting in the history of conser¬ vatism at Carolina, and the Review has started off on the right foot with this edition. For a look at the cutting edge of thought and opinion at the university, read on. If you enjoy what you see, drop us a line! 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Is the University playing Big Brother in the global economic community or is it actually concerned with educating students? bleeding heart got the better of him Werner still was not happy. She By Nathan Byerly and he cracked. After allowing objected to joining the FLA. So Associate Publisher of the SEJ’s protestors to play hooky the Licensing Labor Code Advisory Carolina Review *** from classes for several days, SEJ Committee has decided to start it’s twisted the acting Chancellor’s arm own “pilot program” to be joined and committed the University to a by other universities. What will this Exactly what role does the role in which it does not belong. But require? Only another $10,000 out University of North Carolina at Traub-Werner got what she of UNC’s $6.8 million budget Chapel Hill serve? Should the wanted, while administrators shortfall. After firing 15 UNC school teach students about gleefuly watched the University’s employees, maybe another one will Shakespeare and philosophy, or standing in the Mother Jones be happy to hear that they’ve lost have they decided that they serve their job. So much for economic the students better by monitoring justice. “sweat shops” in the third world? The demands of SEJ show (Oh, whoops! that should be “The demands of that they know nothing of “developing nations.”) If you listen economics. While workers should to the granola-crunchers led by Students for not be subjected to substandard Students for Economic Justice (SEJ) Chairman Marion Traub- Economic Justice working conditions, requiring Wemer, it is the latter. factories to pay above the show that they Last year, after working for competitive rate for the region is Adidas in Honduras, Traub-Wemer know nothing corporate suicide. Workers in apparantly took it on herself to other countries do not need the of economics.” decide that Nike isn’t using their same amount of money to live on capital effectively. Her solution is that we do. If Nike or another that workers in Nike’s Asian licensee must pay workers more factories should raise their wage than it realistically can, they may be levels closer to those of the U.S. Activist Rank soar, all the while forced to close the factory and In pursuit of her solution, she has giving the impression that they had move elsewhere, or shut down made it her mission to turn UNC “caved in” to the protestor’s altogether. This only damages into a regulatory agency rather than demands and committed to Asia’s economy even more. These a school. monitoring third-world factories companies are providing While a few students from more closely. Meanwhile, the employment in poverty stricken the SEJ protested on the steps of “wimp” factor continues to haunt areas. The workers already live in South Building last spring while Chancellor McCoy as a committee . the worst imaginable conditions and frying to master the concept of a searches for his successor. without anything close to the Phillips Curve, administrators led us As a result, UNC joined comforts that we enjoy, sitting in an to believe they were inside doing the Fair Labor Association, which air-conditioned building e-mailing what they should have been doing monitors working conditions at our friends and eating “donated” — running a school. But instead. factories with which the University pizza. Interim Chancellor McCoy’s has licensing contracts. But Traub- Without the jobs that 4 I September 1999 www.unc.edu/cr