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SAVE CASH! FIND THIS WEEK’S BORO DEALS ON PAGE 12 YYoouurr NNeeiigghhbboorrhhoooodd — — YYoouurr NNeewwss®® BrooklynPaper.com (cid:129) (718) 260–2500 (cid:129) Brooklyn, NY (cid:129) ©2011 BROOKLYN HEIGHTS–DOWNTOWN EDITION AWP/16 pages (cid:129) Vol. 34, No. 25 (cid:129) June 24–30, 2011 (cid:129) FREE INCLUDING DUMBO PIZZA SHUT Charges dropped against Lucali owner and his alleged stabber By Dan MacLeod trying to steal his lady, 37-year- and Haru Coryne old Annette Angeloni. The Brooklyn Paper On the Carroll Gardens block Silence is indeed golden. where the stabbing went down Rendering courtesy of + PoolA group of local designers is raising money to build a floating swimming pool on the East River. 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He’s Park on Smith Street near Pres- after a reporter shared the news doing fine,” Froccaro said. ident Street, have known each Designers planning the coolest swimming hole ever of the dismissal. Geritano, 38, and Iacono, 44, other since childhood. Geritano “Get lost,” he said before were both charged with attempted is c urrently under house arrest slamming the door. murder after the pizzaman was for allegedly violating probation By Kate Briquelet the East River — a sexy plan that Park next summer — if the de- Coates IV and Jeffrey Franklin But Iacono’s attorney James stabbed in front of Joe’s Superette on an unrelated federal racke- The Brooklyn Paper would use filtered river water to signers raise enough money. of PlayLab, a Crown Heights de- Froccaro said his client was “very in Carroll Gardens on April 15. teering rap. Now this is a swimming cool you off. “It’s very hard not to like this sign firm. happy with the outcome,” added Geritano also suffered cuts to his Meanwhile, I acono’s Lucali hole! The + Pool, as the prototype is pool,” said Dong-Ping Wong, a “It’s whimsical and a small es- that the owner of the revered Henry hands in the scrimmage. was lauded by GQ magazine as A trio of Brooklyn designers called, could be latched to Brook- Manhattan designer who drew cape from the city itself.” Street pizza parlor Lucali has re- The s pat reportedly started the second best pizzeria in the hopes to build a floating pool in lyn Bridge Park or East River State up the plans with Archie Lee See POOL on page 14 covered from the stabbing, though when Geritano accused Iacono of country. Brooklyn Museum cuts hours, exhibition By Natalie O’Neill would return to 6 pm. fiti show] became necessary due der fire for glorifying vandalism versial nature of the show. The Brooklyn Paper And this week, the Museum’s to the current financial climate,” — and months before it was set to The loss of the Friday hours The struggling Brooklyn Mu- budget ax fells again, with the in- Lehman said in a statement re- open next March 30 in Brooklyn, was particularly shocking, given seum has slashed its popular Fri- stitution again quietly announc- leased on Tuesday. “As with most Councilman Peter Vallone (D– that they were introduced last year day night hours and scratched a ing that it had canceled a major arts organizations throughout the Queens) had called for the Mu- to attract new members. w2silfania0vinvs1dLetid2ineratm sslgus ycb tamt hwyirhoeo keqednv eudru.ekaiilse,sle btdta hilyepnye d tp taPhh onerseio hnc nlsooaatpestuweehdncs - ctftns rHmitinronaeogmepin gt-p hethieoyattdss--t sthsbmheplieaasurI tlimSmnoant ireg rbsyDed eo 2e .oitt0rhtfshe1 ,g”cc2e art w oaescfhrexuf sihAric,tri hiBbre. ncinrthooti olrodoenk nc,Ll ioy“cenAnlheo rmsMmt t ahuiinnec- cegthteuoriimabnruTlninn ptd hiittoiornehfyrn gfras,ie whcaroeuyotfe yl wt tthAheh c aeaeihrvs r toMee s ci ic hcanuuoaeg rsndsLroe oest.uoo”imnnms tm cliA yceoa tkfdnoh eogCne wse obeelennxves----- Photo by Stefano Giovannini smcpcoeoonaouyunlLynmecre eatre hhysgrt’a mone“ tp s istathrnhchnoo ereh pu ud ciedlsbaidrd e nst i nstyctnat o.ebor”ttluee tlb amccaettaid eiouuodnnssnrte ew,e d osspa aftsuso y ttb dieahlnunxaigce--t itsMrnheagaaia“Ad dtrfP, oty swmeir no sasea.tpo rrnrl“mekeeAet eseccenuttohdihdlmneeti d,dgnt e. ghT ”tomo efhn uiau bFnnnrurv —saideddggsaa ebteyy rumt s tA ni lotsooirl goi eadshk,lo”a--t Friday night’s 10 pm closing time “The cancellation [of the graf- through Aug. 8. It has come un- The Brooklyn Museum has made more cuts. to the economy, not the contro- See MUSEUM on page 14 A sleeper hit parents fearful that the failure to lull one’s children to sleep is indicative of poor parenting. “There’s a lot of silence about the frustrations of parenthood in this so- ciety,” Mansbach said. Finally, a kids’ book for parents Clearly, the book is not actually for kids (there’s a disclaimer on the back cover to alert absent-minded browsers), Photo by Steve Solomonson BfnfmDoaoyrront. 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Author Adam Mansbach — who book, putting his kids to sleep “isn’t channels the inner monologue familiar “The cubs and the lions are snor- is being hailed as the guru of a new as disheartening.” at bedtime in millions of homes across ing/Wrapped in a big snuggly heap/ generation of overstressed parents — In fact, parents have reached out to the country (including the curse-laden How come you can do all this other says that the book is “cathartic” for See SLEEP on page 14 TOGETHER God’s country? d Divorces way down in Bklyn MacLeo Hook street gets heavenly name BTsboheyn eT“ g ABHh irenalo ep hoBxpokrytl oy Rn onTeu koPwlgsay ephwnte hesrdehrdo.”iunldg 8765,,,,000000000000 5,489 5,988 6,429 7,798 6,982 5,770 5,789 wspaper Group / Dan BTnheyweA NB nRraaoemodta kHell yoi—neo P k Oaa snpt’rdNee reteht iajultl’sst gthoet ap hreoabvleenmly. bmsdieonocrDcraoeediu v teghot ihherny ca 2he np0 a e0rv2aa7ek5t, eea dsdnp r defoio nrspcro p ettmehhndeeet 4321,,,,000000000000 Wanda Rudolph, 60, owner of the apartment building on Owls Community Ne ebHthreeeseTa, hn voae ec hrnepoor oWenersmot aairyoo ns”nnde —i vcoaeolf ln pmyR rd rpoieeclmaanhdipaan mtr9tidsn-e1 sfgd1 r S to “frtmSiirrbeee ucevftrteie ignthsih acittonss- m Callan sBinarygo tolhikkaltey t thnhe rere efa’ass mao nuo nufoisqr Tu leuivlry-- Avoftrecer sp ea2a0r0ek4i np2g00l u5inm2 0tm0h6eet2 0hi0n7agt e20if0nu8 l B2200r09o0o72k,0 1l0dyin- Hineveadst iCgoauter tt ahte 6 r8atilhin Sgtsre tehta, ts haaidv esh bee heans nri’pt pheadd louuctk ogfe htetirn bgu pilodliinceg .to wbliegh iioon sn ta’hsye nt bhouatsti oitnhnee o sgsfo otvhfe ear ndavmftaeenrncltii fsnehg.o ounlde nreo-t Photo by To tles song: all the cool peo- (the Borough of Love, anyone?). Brassed off! “It’s improper for the city to endorse Firefighters honored fallen 9-11 ple are doing it. the view that heaven exists,” said Da- heroes with a street naming cer- “There has been a vid Silverman of American Atheists. “It emony last week in Red Hook — shift in the culture with Brooklyn difficult to explain why you got links Christianity and heroism.” but did the reference to “heav- becoming the center of family divorced.” Local atheists also insisted that pub- en” go too far? life,” said Stacy Morrison, a Park Kings County Court statistics Cops say they have metal thief lic signs should be non-sectarian. “It Slope author who wrote the divorce back up Morrison’s claim of con- falls under the umbrella of Church and mPieecmeo.”i Sr,h “e Faadldleindg th Aat psaprlitt si mn aOy nbee stant couple-sightings: there were By Dan MacLeod Ridge street — and the suspect is a sAtathtee,i”s tasd. ded Ken Bronstein of NYC forTme-acrlya-de yfeirde wmiedno wans,d d coizveinc sl oeaf duenris- stigmatized in her neighborhood. 5,789 divorce filings last year, as The Brooklyn Paper resident of the block. The new street sign — which city paid respects outside the firehouse at “You see the settled-down opposed to 7,798 in 2007. T hat was Cops say they have nailed the ban- Cops said that Brendon Garcia, 19, officials hung last Saturday at Seabring the intersection, explaining the men stroller-set everywhere from Red the year we dubbed the borough dit responsible for stealing the cheap has been stealing the handrails on Owls Street — honors seven firemen assigned were killed while pulling victims from Hook to Greenpoint, so it can be See DIVORCE on page 14 brass railings in the unlocked lobbies Head Court since March, and arrested to Engine 202 and Ladder 101, who were burning rubble. of 19 or 20 buildings on a quiet Bay See BRASS on page 14 killed after at the Twin Towers. See HEAVEN on page 14 Cyclones take series from Yankees 2(cid:57)(cid:73)0(cid:70)(cid:70)(cid:66)0(cid:67)(cid:80)(cid:69) INSIDE! 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CLONES... for-four on the night, hit a double and later scored on Brandon Brown’s sin- gle. But the Clones could Continued from page 1 pitched a one, two, three do no more damage. This year’s Cyclones have three theH wei nwsa ws irlilg chotm. Te.he Cy- ninPthit cfhoerr tsh aer es aclveea.rly ahead Yankees 3 Cyclones 5 clones were back to their of hitters right now, with 13 June 19 at MCU Park guys with the same surname winning ways on Sunday, Cyclones striking out on the The Baby Bombers got with a 5-3 triumph. night — everyone at least on the board first, putting up Here’s our exclusive recap once, except Taijeron — and By Gersh Kuntzman Brown: A native of Cantonment, Fla., of the weekend series: 10 Yankees whiffing. a two spot in the third, but TeymrheusaeTT cwr Bhhh’sir aet hoChyt’eoo sylsku pcaltby.ly oane ny csPceaoaousup,rs eectehcra eant hr’sdtec ,tro eberlu elta c twrhaerei dt htp hi ltsarhneyi’es-t tpbTfhoiahcirl(cid:129)se klt J, h p2.swBep3r i.he-C dByneeyerrt o aecolwal rfho- sAnoent l y—elbdvsea, ia lttn2ahrt, e2sei Tndtn h e ydru.xo2e-mr,0ao ohbrk9u.le.iene hB dlie rtd oa.3wgra0unf2et: Photo by Tom Callan CYJbuoaynaTcnerdhl k1o efe7in C reaseytst s,cS p3 lt5uoatntteienns g Ig suolpatn aod tnh trheee JtYCouayunTccnehhl k1o see8tn a eaYerstt aseM nr3 2 CCkeUaer lPso asc rVkoauslqdune’zt tgPNtheeheretiH lt Clfti nhuiHy gagZcu tahla,go erphanusaene nwtssda o a’si fsntisf on hrYtr heomtalehmin eeefkedv iefrs eb.teidhax s cattoahkfn-r,, Browns on this year’s squad — and, But how will they make their With three Cyclones sharing the same last name, (from left) Dy- spot in the second. Luke until the fifth inning, when the Cyclones tied up the face it, you’re going to mix them up all mark? lan Brown, Brandon Brown, and J.B. Brown, it could be tough Stewart led off with a sin- the Baby Bombers led off score when Ismael Tijerina season long. So here’s our guide: “I’m the best looking Brown,” said telling them apart all season. gle, followed by two walks with a bleeder double and led off with a double and (cid:129) Dylan Brown — the hunky Brown: Dylan Brown, drawing surprisingly to load the bases. Amauris a hard single. Vasquez was later scored on Richard Lu- The 23-year-old Tampa native played little disagreement from his fellow “But I’ve got the swagger,” said role: “I’m the humble Brown.” Valdez got the Cyclones’ clearly losing steam, but he cas’s SAC fly. The Cyclones for the Gulf Coast Mets last year, but Browns. Objectively speaking, this Brandon Brown, who seems unable to Who knows what the future holds first RBI of the season on induced a popup before giv- added took the lead on Tra- didn’t do so well, hitting .173 and strik- crew-cutted Derek Jeter lookalike take a photo in which he is not smol- for these minor league Mets — but a single, followed by a wild ing up a run on a SAC fly. vis Taijeron’s RBI single. ing out 55 times in 139 at-bats. is the most conventionally attrac- dering towards the camera. for now, you can call this team the pitch that scored another run. He then yielded an RBI sin- The Yankees tied it up (cid:129) Brandon Brown — the cocky tive of the three. That left J.B. Brown in the obvious Brooklyn Browns. Daniel Muno followed with gle before being sent to the in the seventh, but the Cy- a SAC fly. showers. Reliever Steven clones answered back, The Yankees got two back Winnick put out the fire. scoring the game’s final in the third, on a homer and But Winnick gave up a run two runs on Javier Rodri- Skipper not yet K-oncerned a SAC fly, and then tied the in the sixth after walking the guez’s single. game in the fifth, thanks to first batter and allowing him The Cyclones rapped out a Muno error and a ground- to steal second. He scored on eight hits, but were struck out. a two-out single. out 10 times — for a total But the Cyclones got that The Cyclones threatened of 35 Ks in the weekend By Gersh Kuntzman up a 4-1 record — and also day we had 17 strikeouts and in 15) and Brian Harrison the batting average in the big run back — and the lead — in the sixth, but only got a series. Hughes struck out The Brooklyn Paper whiffed 60 times. another day we had twenty- (seven in 16) as needing more leagues once that count gets in the sixth on Travis Tai- run, thanks to a single by seven Clones in just 4-1/3 The Cyclones lead the Skipper Rich Donnelly something. We do have guys patience. to 0-1 is .180, but if the count jeron’s triple and Dylan Richard Lucas and a dou- innings. league in wins, and they also isn’t hitting the panic but- who swing and miss a lot.” “Big swingers like those goes to 1-0, the average is Brown’s RBI single. ble down the line by Tra- Brooklyn Cyclones lead the league in strikeouts ton — yet. But he does see Donnelly singled out his guys strike out on strike 1,” closer to .330. And the Clones added an vis Taijeron. at MCU Park [1904 Surf — by far. some warning signs. “big swingers” Richard Lu- Donnelly said. “Now guys who “And that’s big leagu- insurance run in the ninth The Cyclones, down 3-1, Ave. at W. 17th Street in In just the first four games “Yeah, we got guys who cas (eight Ks in 18 at-bats), tend to strike out learn to avoid ers,” said Donnelly. “So on Ismael Tijerina’s RBI scored one run on a two- Coney Island, (718) 449- of the young season, the first- strike out,” Donnelly said. Luke Stewart (four in 15 at- getting that first strike.” you can imaging what it’s single. out rally in the ninth. Dan- 8497]. For info, visit www. place Cyclones have racked “In spring training, one bats), Javier Rodriguez (four As every old hand knows, like here.” Closer Jeremy Gould iel Muno, who was three- brooklync yclones.com. 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R esponding to a lawsuit by bike lane opponents, the Navy Yard market on track city fired back that installing the two-way protected cy- cle was done only after extensive analysis and a process that was “rational and reasonable in all respects.” The legal brief — filed on June 9 in Brooklyn Su- preme Court — also points out that the city charter gives By Kate Briquelet on Monday. the National Guard, which tia James (D-Fort Greene). the Department of Transportation sole power over reg- The Brooklyn Paper Admirals Row, which owns the buildings, to be- “The Navy Yard has a re- ulating vehicular and pedestrian travel. The crumbling Admirals overlooks Flushing Avenue gin an arduous and protracted sponsible plan.” The brief argues that the lane did just that, calming Row will finally be trans- near Navy Street, sits on six review process that led to a Actually, it has nothing traffic, providing better park access and stopping cy- formed into a giant super- acres of federally owned land 2009 compromise between yet. clists from riding on the sidewalk. market and retail and indus- in the otherwise city-con- the feds and the Navy Yard The Navy Yard must first Custom Framing “BTuht ethsee tbhrrieefe sgkoiamlss woveerer saollm me eotf,” t hite r leeagdasl. questions trreidaelv seploapcme eunntd pelar nt huen vleaitleesdt troClleitdy Npalavnyn Yerasr dh.ave eyed tBou sialvdein tgh eB T,i ma bfoerr mSheer do afnfid- asocq, tuhiere l tahned l asnwda —p m aunsdt tfoi rdsot 374 7th Avenue RPoeastdeyr-sM &a Pdrein Ftrsames rLaainseeds , iwn hai clahw asrugiut efdil ethda bt yt hNe eciigthyb fourdsg feodr dBaettat earn Bd iskie- bthyi sth we eBerko.oklyn Navy Yard tshtaer stietde tfhoer defefcoardt eins ,2 b0u0t7 ju, wmipth- cerS’so mthaisn wsieoenk., local elected gpuob thlirco ruevgihe twh ep rsoecveesns-,m wohnicthh (b7e1t. 811-8th3 &2 -102t6h5 S5ts) Friendly Service lenced opposition before and while it installed the con- a plan to build a major super- officials were cheering the will start with hearings by troversial bike lane. “We are thrilled to be one market topped with four sto- plan, which will bring a s u- various city agencies. “Their papers are replete with factual, logical and step closer to delivering on ries of industrial space . permarket — and jobs — to After the Navy Yard ac- legal flaws,” said lawyer Jim Walden, who represents our longstanding commit- Preservationists de- residents of the nearby Far- quires the land, it will request Neighbors for Better Bike Lanes. ment to create 500 industrial manded that the Navy Yard ragut, Ingersoll and Walt proposals to build the super- The documents come in response to the March lawsuit and retail jobs on the Admi- save all 12 of the majestic Ad- Whitman public housing market and save the crum- filed by the two ad-hoc neighborhood groups that claim the rals Row and bring access to mirals Row structures, a relic developments. bling Timber Shed, a struc- “experimental” cycle path has created dangerously “incon- fresh, affordable produce in of the days when naval offi- “These are the folks who ture used to store ship’s masts sistent traffic patterns” and “limited visibility.” the community,” Navy Yard cers and their families lived have the most to benefit,” and the last of its kind, and That lawsuit also alleges that the Department of Trans- CEO Andrew Kimball said on site. Such objections led said Councilwoman Leti- Building B. portation intentionally mislead the public and tried to si- lence bike lane opposition, citing an exchange between an BROOKLYN HEIGHTS assistant transportation commissioner and a bike blogger that discusses “neutralizing” anti-bike lane efforts. Last year, the city removed a lane of traffic to install Hot dogs on the roof it for one day,” said Melissa the two-way bike path at the request of Community Board Anderson, a 28-year-old Park 6, which hoped to calm traffic on the hectic street. Slope resident. There was some opposition — drivers and senior cit- The lard-slathered sau- izens among them — before the lane was painted last sages are $4 and the vege- June, but protests took off in earnest when the lane, Pier 6 bar opens in Bklyn Bridge Park tarian variety is $6. Diners which runs from Grand Army Plaza to 15th Street, was pick up their plain dogs, take finally installed last summer. them to a buffet of home- Since then, the Department of Transportation has con- By Kate Briquelet made condiments and gar- (cid:46)(cid:69)(cid:87)(cid:0)(cid:45)(cid:65)(cid:67)(cid:83)(cid:0)(cid:65)(cid:82)(cid:69)(cid:0)(cid:65)(cid:76)(cid:87)(cid:65)(cid:89)(cid:83)(cid:0)(cid:79)(cid:78)(cid:0)(cid:83)(cid:65)(cid:76)(cid:69)(cid:0)(cid:73)(cid:78)(cid:0)(cid:34)(cid:82)(cid:79)(cid:79)(cid:75)(cid:76)(cid:89)(cid:78)(cid:14) sistently trumpeted it as a success because fewer cars The Brooklyn Paper nish with abandon. The Mac now speed on the formerly three-lane boulevard, and Bark Hot Dogs opened a Open Fridays, Saturdays, fewer cyclists get into accidents. 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But many of them were more park also features a mega- macsupportstore.com Things are getting fi shy “Now you can spend more excited about the breezy East playground, dog run and pe- time in the park and really River views — and the Six- destrian promenade, which [email protected] get a chance to explore and point beer in cans — than opened last summer. make a day of it.” the hot dogs. Bark Hot Dogs [Atlantic New appetizing place opens on Smith At lunchtime on opening “It’s more than I would Avenue and Furman Street day, the rooftop’s 160 cano- normally spend on a hot dog, in Brooklyn Heights, (718) pied seats were full of happy but for the location, it’s worth 789-1939]. HEALTH, By Sarah Zorn for The Brooklyn Paper PARK SLOPE Stop your schlepping, Smith Street! MIND & BODY Shelsky’s Smoked Fish in Happy days are here again Carroll Gardens is Brooklyn’s answer to the gravlax pushing, whitefish salad peddling, sour pickle purveying Lower East Happy? 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But ev- smiled over his reason: “My owner is no Old Man Shel- sky, muttering Yiddish exple- the eponymous Peter Shelsky to school all the time.” elusive emotion, something ery person does seems to ex- niece learning grammar,” tives under his breath as he — a childhood creation piled Luckily, she won’t have of a myth. perience a brief moment of “I don’t want us to forget Park Slope. begrudgingly wraps up your high with smoked salmon, to leave the neighborhood “Beer,” says one card happiness as he scribbles on the good things,” said Man- quarter pound of salmon. scallion cream cheese, sa- now to get it. (and what if you’re an al- an index card with a color- ley. “I want us to love life.” FAMILY DENTISTRY The Kurt Gutenbrunner ble, and herring with cream Shelsky’s Smoked Fish coholic?). ful crayon. Cloying? 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(cid:85) Financing Available 789-5700 porary twist.” of ginger- and clementine- The Brooklyn Paper ruining so many lives — but Besides spending the next Things spiraled out of con- (cid:85) Insurance Plans Welcomed Shelsky plans to make infused products, created A corrupt “mini-Madoff” he gave no excuses. 20-years in prison, he will trol in 2007 when the mar- www.ParkSlopeFamilyDentistry.com many products in-house; in honor of his two young “I never intended or even have to pay more than $24 ket began to dip, and Bar- was sentenced to 20 years pickled herring, all of the girls. expected anything like this million to the people he vic- ry’s investors wanted their in prison last week — one salads and spreads, some of It would seem a Shelsky to happen,” he said. timized. money. year for each million he al- the smoked salmon, baked and Daughters might just be A jury convicted Barry Barry claimed to be in- “Phil Barry is a thief,” legedly defrauded from his goods like rugaleh, babka, in Brooklyn’s future. of securities fraud and mail vesting in stock options, but Frances Monteleone, a nurse and macaroons, and even- “I’d love that!” said Shel- investors during a 30-year fraud last November for oper- investigators said he aban- who lost $215,000 to Barry, tually, even the bread. sky. “Ginger is only six- Ponzi scheme . ating the large-scale scheme doned that practice early on, said at the sentencing hear- He’ll also carry a line weeks old, but Clementine During his brief appearance — in which he paid off older using the money to purchase ing. “Phil Barry stole my of gut-busting, tongue-in- is 4, and she’s so into this. in Federal Court last Thurs- investors not from successful land in Sullivan County. He money. He also stole my twitter.com/Brooklyn_Paper cheek sandwiches, such as She brings pickled herring day, Philip Barry, 53, said he investments, but from capital also invested in a mail-order future.” 4 AWP The Brooklyn Paper (cid:129) www.BrooklynPaper.com (cid:129) (718) 260-2500 June 24–30, 2011 Thief sneaked through the doggie door! 68TH PRECINCT crowbar around 3:15 pm, but enue CVS on June 19. behind and yanked the $5,400 store on June 17. her, “Don’t worry nothing the thief left without taking POLICE BLOTTER The manager of the store, chain from her neck. The perps, one of whom is going to happen.” Bay Ridge-Dyker Heights anything. which is between Navy Street Display case was a man in drag, entered The perps grabbed $2,000 What a dog! — Dan MacLeod and Navy Walk, told cops the store near Bedford Av- and ran away. A perp crawled through a Find more online every Wednesday at that some guy came up to A purse-snatcher swiped enue at 4 pm and started re- Subway punch mcoamn’psu dteorg ganied d $o4o0r 0to steal a 78TH PRECINCT BrooklynPaper.com/blotter htreier da tt oa rdoiustnrda c9t :h4e0r abmy aasnkd- ap owsotamlea no’ns bFaugl taotn t hMe aAlel roon- mHoeviangd d lreossceks. A perp punched a man on 68th Street overnight Park Slope ing questions. But she noticed June 14. on June 13 as he was about on June 16. Methodist mess The station is, interest- discovered that the window two other men walking down The 28-year-old victim Two thieves grabbed a to get into the L train near The victim told cops that Yet another thief has plied ingly enough, directly un- had been busted, and the GPS the aisle and filling up a bag told police that she was at woman into a headlock on N. Seventh Street and stole a thief crawled through the his pernicious trade inside der the 78th Precinct sta- device, Ray Ban sunglasses, with razors. Before she could the store near Hoyt Street at June 16 near Stagg Street his cash. tiny hatch at his home near New York Methodist Hos- tionhouse. an electric scooter and CDs stop them, they fled. 1:19 pm when she dropped and stole her wallet. The victim told police that Owl’s Head Park and made pital, swiping a wallet from Cops are looking for a had been swiped. Honda heist her bag on a display table. The woman was on Leon- he was near Bedford Ave- BocpafmfsoS hwao nnmsidto he am1o h:npe1iet5s ips mnaMeameta c-.cbhtBeehdtow oaie ekwe foanmn 9d- aowp nameg IeJeenkuds ln,iyw cet a ohh1lcea 4pc t. truhosrifereeeefsmn swcisoea n ititaonel d tebh aueer snlyea- B5thea-efiiAonrk oa itnetgh- e5ai re, n Cf1w aar2oei0tblshl-aep rdsio c htuouonftrf.dt wbbilltaahcc kka DnHpaeitcusSittoo oPtnmrac ibrceohk tHx ho oointeum rfJt us eeown fiae nit ph1stee9idd ,L egteh ePfetfrt ediornostgs-- lfpSaratoprrStmekooee pmtda a ae1nnon9dnde9 e ai9 Anrs stsHouWhlroelaani nclndlcldooae u t hPCcgealhiasvrb,dci yeacs 2Wwsauna indstwg h $gli1aonh,sn 6smee0e 0—sien,. ul vastaelo rsoin,o ghfu ew srp ictpahaur hirdnseser, aoahrtoirnenfodrdel ke Sbd gpt$r rrtee2heaar5ebrpso0tbt u.,ae agtHdbp 1h epih: fsh4ro eoe0arrraec apnc cmduheoecrem,rs kdwiep d alahhiinnnecedgdner CnahsuiskeiT efg aahdtce ,1e rn“: 0oaWh5neb d ahs mtasrttu o wtcliekhm ehtenhi s eit sh wm eiat ap?lnle”e ritpn. an’s purse while she was at til the nurse answered a page fancy bike after stealing the $200 and depressing gen- on June 14. A scoundrel stole an ex- her with the insult, “Puta.” Two perps beat up a man work at a Sixth Avenue cater- just after midnight, taking chained up set of wheels from erations of kids who have The victim told cops that pensive bicycle from Jora- When a car drove by a few and tried to steal his laptop on ing company on June 16. her billfold and ringing up Union Street on June 14. learned the positive parts of he parked his ride at around lemon Street on June 15. minutes later, the perps got Eckford Street on June 13. The victim told cops she $500 in charges before she The owner of the $2,500 American history inside the 10:40 am. He returned two The male victim told po- startled and ran away. The victim told police that put her purse in a cabinet at could cancel her cards. racing bike told cops that he 17th-century structure. hours later to find his front lice that he locked his bike Apple picks he was near Calyer Street at Bon Appetit Hayat Caterers There have been at least locked it to a pole between Cops say that the thief passenger-side window open between Court and Adams 1:14 am when one perp ap- around 6:50 pm near 66th five such incidents this year Sixth and Seventh avenues entered the restored Dutch and his stuff gone. streets at 3:10 pm. When he A thief stole two lap- proached him and said, “Can Street. inside the hospital, which is at around 6:30 pm. When he farmhouse, just off Flatbush — Alex Rush returned a half hour later, tops and an iPod from a S. I have a cigarette?” When she returned, she on Sixth Street between Sev- returned 20 minutes later, the Avenue near Empire Boule- his $5,000 set of wheels Fourth Street apartment on The victim said no, but found her purse — with enth and Eighth avenues. Klein Mantra roadster was vard, shortly after it opened 76TH PRECINCT was gone. June 15. another perp hit him in the $1,800, jewelry and personal Subway pick gone. for the day, and grabbed the Apple pickers The tenant left his apart- head and his accomplice possessions — missing. Totally Rav cash box near the door. Carroll Gardens-Cobble A trio of thieves stole two ment near Driggs Avenue joined him, shouting, “Give Smash no-grab froAm at hmiaenf wswheinp ehdis Mana niPhaatd- A thief busted into a Toy- fouTnhde a cbroauckt 1e5d0-o fpeeent abwoxa yw —as GunH icll–rRaezdy Hook iAPTh&onTe ss tforroem o an FJuunlteo n1 3M.all atut r7n:3ed0 aatm 1,0 b:3u0t wpmhe,n h hee s arew- mboet hy oraunr abwagay!”. before they Someone busted into an el- tan-bound 3 train stopped at ota on President Street over- minus the $200 it had held. Two gun-toting goons An employee told police his stuff was stolen. Hi-tech crime derly woman’s home on June Bergen Street on June 19. night on June 15, getting away The incident is a horrify- Bedforded 17 — but all he left were bro- The victim, 52, told cops with a navigation system and ing reminder that the mod- tried to hold up a 32-year- that the rogues entered the A thief stole a TV, com- ken doors. that he was on the train at cool shades. ern world can sometimes old on Kane Street — but store near Elm Place at 6 pm. A thief stole two comput- puter and DVD player from The 80-year-old victim around 4:25 pm when a The victim told cops that infect Brooklyn’s glorious ended up running off when Within a few minutes, they ers and a camera from a S. a Roebling Street apart- told cops that a perp busted man approached, grabbed he parked the Rav4 between Dutch past. the plucky victim grabbed swiped the smartphones from Second Street apartment on ment between June 7 and through three entry doors at the fancy digital reader and Third and Fourth avenues at — Gersh Kuntzman their gun during the June 13 a display rack and ran out June 13 or June 14. June 8. her house between 13th and jumped off the train just as it around 11 pm, but when he re- exchange. the door. The tenant left her apart- The tenant left his home 14th avenues using a black was about to pull out. turned at 7 am the next day, he 88TH PRECINCT The victim was between — Kate Briquelet ment near Bedford Avenue near N. 19th Street at 8:30 Tompkins Place and Court at 9:30 am but when she re- am, but when he returned 27 Fort Greene–Clinton Hill Street at 10:10 pm when 90TH PRECINCT turned at 8 pm the next day, hours later, he found his door Armed robbery the thieves flashed their she found her front door was was open and his stuff was Some thug robbed a we“aGpoivne. us what you got,” BaSotuttehsrisde u–Bpushwick uwnelroec gkoedn ea.nd her computers missing. woman at gunpoint on St. Road rage one thug said. At least two thugs hit Sleeping booty James Place on June 14. But the 32-year-old didn’t people with baseball bats At least seven cars were The victim told cops that give up anything. Instead, he last week: A perp stole a laptop swiped or broken into last she was near Lefferts Place at tried to take the thug’s gun, (cid:129) In the first incident on June from a Grand Street apart- week: around 2 am when the perp prompting a struggle. 13, a 47-year-old S. Fifth Street ment on June 14 while its ten- (cid:129) A thief stole a cellphone approached her from be- The thieves snatched back man got into a dispute with a ant slept. and bag from a car on Berry hind, pointed a handgun at the gun and ran off. The bra- crowd of twentysomethings The tenant left his com- Street near N. Fourth Street her back, and said, “Give me zen victim gave chase, but that was hanging out on his puter on a table in his apart- overnight on June 13. your phone, I will shoot you.” lost them at the corner of stoop at 4:15 pm. At some ment near Havemeyer Street (cid:129) A thief stole an iPod She handed over her cell to Court and Butler streets. point, a heavy hitter took a at 11 pm, but when he woke and computer hard drive Ntheo thti esf,o w hgo rthaenn fdled. Bike bilk bwarsiesbt aalnl db astt,o hliet thhies mphaon noen. the usapw a ti t6 w aams mthies sninexgt. day, he forno mJu an ec a1r3 o ant Na.r o1u1tnhd S 6tr:3e0et. An Ultimate Fighting A crafty thief swiped a The crowd dispersed and Car tune The driver had parked near $2,500 vintage “show bike” Champ wannabe beat up and the perp fled in an SUV down A thief stole a laptop from Berry Street. (cid:75)(cid:64)(cid:68)(cid:60)(cid:23)(cid:75)(cid:70)(cid:23)(cid:73)(cid:60)(cid:69)(cid:70)(cid:77)(cid:56)(cid:75)(cid:60)(cid:54) mugged a guy on Grand Av- secured to a Smith Street light Keap Street. a car on Driggs Avenue on (cid:129) A thief stole a guitar, pole on June 16. enue on June 12. (cid:129) Five days later, a thug June 13. iPod, and laptop from a The 35-year-old bike en- The victim told cops that struck a 19-year-old man The driver parked near S. car on N. Sixth Street near thusiast locked up his cher- he was between Gates and with a baseball bat on Rod- Fifth Street at 7 pm, but when Berry Street overnight on ished two-wheeler between Putnam avenues at around 10 ney Street near S. Third Street he returned an hour later, he June 16. (cid:74)(cid:64)(cid:69)(cid:62)(cid:67)(cid:60)(cid:73)(cid:23)(cid:60)(cid:69)(cid:75)(cid:60)(cid:73)(cid:71)(cid:73)(cid:64)(cid:74)(cid:60)(cid:74)(cid:23)(cid:58)(cid:70)(cid:69)(cid:74)(cid:75)(cid:73)(cid:76)(cid:58)(cid:75)(cid:64)(cid:70)(cid:69)(cid:23)(cid:29)(cid:23)(cid:73)(cid:60)(cid:68)(cid:70)(cid:59)(cid:60)(cid:67)(cid:64)(cid:69)(cid:62) am when an unknown man Union and President streets at 6:50. The victim fell down saw the passenger window (cid:129) A thief stole $16,900 at 8:55 am. He peered out the approached him. The perp and the perp fled into a black was broken and his computer worth of music equipment window a few minutes later placed him in a chokehold, car and drove away. missing. — Aaron Short from a car on Roebling Street (cid:155)(cid:23)(cid:68)(cid:96)(cid:99)(cid:99)(cid:110)(cid:102)(cid:105)(cid:98)(cid:23)(cid:155)(cid:23)(cid:58)(cid:108)(cid:106)(cid:107)(cid:102)(cid:100)(cid:23)(cid:58)(cid:88)(cid:89)(cid:96)(cid:101)(cid:92)(cid:107)(cid:105)(cid:112)(cid:23) threw him to the ground, hit — and watched the thief roll Glass bottle near N. Fourth Street over- away with his property, lock (cid:155)(cid:23)(cid:56)(cid:105)(cid:90)(cid:95)(cid:96)(cid:107)(cid:92)(cid:90)(cid:107)(cid:108)(cid:105)(cid:88)(cid:99)(cid:23)(cid:78)(cid:102)(cid:102)(cid:91)(cid:110)(cid:102)(cid:105)(cid:98)(cid:96)(cid:101)(cid:94)(cid:23) him on the head and made off 94TH PRECINCT night on June 18. and all. 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He grabbed the 2009 arrested three hours later. only thing taken were the side. Jackson Street near Graham Yamaha bike, put it in his Dresses taken MetroCards, they said. That’s when one perp led Avenue on June 14. The crime van and drove off. 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The victim told approached, claiming that he cops that she left her home, had ordered the food. which is between Greene and The goon gave the deliv- Gates avenues, at 10 am and re- eryman $30, but snatched turned two hours later to find back the money — along with her stuff gone. the food — and ran off. (cid:129) Someone sneaked into a — Thomas Tracy Before writing the poem, Gates Avenue apartment on June 18 and made off with 84TH PRECINCT before setting it in stone, three Apple computers. The victim told cops that he left Brooklyn Heights– attend FIDO’s Quality Of Life Seminar his home, between Washing- DUMBO–Boerum Hill– (cid:11)(cid:17)4(cid:14)(cid:9)A(cid:26)0(cid:9)(cid:2)(cid:14)(cid:9)(cid:11)(cid:17)(cid:17))0 ton and Waverly avenues, at Downtown for older dogs. 9:30 am. He returned at 1:40 Gender bender pm to find his living room window open and his gad- A 65-year-old bald man Do it for your (still living) pooch! (cid:13)(cid:21)44(cid:14)(cid:18)9(cid:24)(cid:9)+(cid:14)(cid:18)(cid:14)(cid:9)(cid:25)(cid:26)(cid:15)(cid:9)(cid:20)+(cid:14)(cid:9)(cid:7)(cid:10)(cid:11)(cid:12)(cid:9) gets missing. pilfered designer dresses from a chic DUMBO cloth- (cid:129) Cops arrested a guy who ier on Washington Street on 5(cid:25))(cid:21)(cid:14)(cid:9)2(cid:25)(cid:24)(cid:24) stole a power tool from a Van- +(cid:25)(cid:24)(cid:9)(cid:22)(cid:17)(cid:21)(cid:18)(cid:8) (cid:9)(cid:20)(cid:17)(cid:9) derbilt Avenue apartment on June 17. An employee of Zoe told June 17. The victim told cops Susan Cohen, recently retired after police that a strange old thief (cid:13)(cid:21)44(cid:14)(cid:18)(cid:9)((cid:21)(cid:26)8(cid:9) that he left his home, which entered the store near York is between Fulton Street and 20 years with the Animal Medical Center, Street at about 2 pm. 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Pick-pocket The victim told police that 5/(cid:24)/(cid:20)(cid:9)(cid:22)43(cid:25)(cid:26)(cid:22)30(cid:17)(cid:18)#(cid:9)(cid:16)(cid:17)(cid:18)(cid:9)(cid:15)(cid:14)(cid:20)(cid:25)/)(cid:24) Cops arrested a woman she was at Conway near Pearl Wine and cheese will follow the Q & A whom they say swiped a wal- Street at 1:57 pm when she (cid:2)(cid:3)(cid:4)(cid:5)(cid:5)(cid:6)(cid:7)(cid:8)(cid:9)(cid:6)(cid:5)(cid:10)(cid:6)(cid:7)(cid:11)(cid:12)(cid:13)(cid:14)(cid:15)(cid:8)(cid:16)(cid:17)(cid:17)(cid:6)(cid:7)(cid:8)(cid:13)(cid:11)(cid:8)(cid:18)(cid:19)(cid:20)(cid:13)(cid:21)(cid:8)(cid:16)(cid:22)(cid:8)(cid:22)(cid:6)(cid:23)(cid:8)(cid:5)(cid:6)(cid:5)(cid:10)(cid:6)(cid:7)(cid:11)(cid:12)(cid:13)(cid:14)(cid:11)(cid:8)(cid:19)(cid:24)(cid:8)(cid:25)(cid:9)(cid:26)(cid:27)(cid:8)(cid:16)(cid:17)(cid:8)(cid:28)(cid:7)(cid:6)(cid:19)(cid:24)(cid:6)(cid:7)(cid:8)(cid:29)(cid:6)(cid:23)(cid:8)(cid:25)(cid:16)(cid:7)(cid:30)(cid:8)(cid:20)(cid:16)(cid:31)(cid:19)(cid:24)(cid:13)(cid:16)(cid:22)(cid:11)(cid:8)(cid:16)(cid:22)(cid:20) !(cid:8)"(cid:12)(cid:6)(cid:8) let from a lady at a Fulton realized that her billfold was (cid:16)(cid:24)(cid:12)(cid:17)(cid:17)(cid:7)(cid:6)(cid:16)(cid:7)(cid:4)(cid:8)(cid:7)*(cid:4)(cid:12)(cid:22)(cid:8)(cid:3)(cid:11)(cid:8)(cid:6)(cid:17)(cid:7)(cid:14)(cid:16)(cid:24)(cid:5)(cid:6)(cid:5)(cid:8)(cid:9)(cid:10)(cid:19)(cid:6) (cid:7)(cid:8)(cid:8)+#$%(cid:8)%&(cid:8)&’’###,#(cid:8)%-(cid:8)(cid:19)(cid:24)(cid:16)(cid:5)(cid:8)((cid:13)(cid:4)(cid:20) (cid:22)(cid:8)(cid:6)(cid:9)(cid:8)&(cid:6))(cid:5)%(cid:8)&(cid:10)’(cid:6)(cid:7)#(cid:11)#(cid:12)!(cid:8)(cid:13)(cid:8)(cid:14)(cid:2)(cid:3)(cid:8)(cid:13)(cid:4)(cid:22)(cid:5)(cid:31)(cid:20)(cid:4)(cid:5)(cid:21)(cid:6)(cid:6)(cid:7)(cid:11)(cid:8)(cid:9)(cid:8)#(cid:6)(cid:8)(cid:16)(cid:5)(cid:7)(cid:8)(cid:10)&(cid:8)(cid:6)(cid:19)(cid:7)(cid:21)(cid:11)(cid:12)(cid:4)(cid:20)(cid:13)(cid:24)(cid:14)(cid:11)(cid:11)(cid:8)(cid:23)(cid:15)(cid:8)(cid:13)(cid:19)(cid:24)(cid:7)(cid:12)(cid:6)(cid:8)(cid:31)(cid:8)(cid:18)(cid:12)(cid:19)(cid:13)(cid:20)(cid:20)(cid:13)(cid:21)(cid:21)(cid:7)(cid:8)(cid:6)(cid:17)(cid:7)(cid:22)(cid:16)(cid:8)(cid:5)(cid:4)(cid:22)(cid:8)(cid:21)(cid:21)(cid:19)(cid:6)(cid:24)(cid:7)(cid:6)(cid:8)#(cid:8).(cid:16)(cid:8)(cid:17) (cid:8)(cid:7)(cid:6)(cid:6)(cid:19)*(cid:7)(cid:13)(cid:11)(cid:11)(cid:8)(cid:24)(cid:16)(cid:7)(cid:19)(cid:17)(cid:8)(cid:24)(cid:19)(cid:13)*(cid:16)(cid:6)(cid:22)(cid:8)(cid:8) Street bar on June 17. gone. The thief also got away $10 Non-members; (cid:19)(cid:20)(cid:20)(cid:8)(cid:20)(cid:13)(cid:18)(cid:13)(cid:22)*(cid:8)(cid:13)(cid:22)(cid:8)(cid:24)(cid:12)(cid:6)(cid:8)(cid:11)(cid:19)(cid:5)(cid:6)(cid:8)(cid:12)(cid:16)(cid:4)(cid:11)(cid:6)(cid:12)(cid:16)(cid:20)(cid:21),(cid:8)(cid:5)(cid:4)(cid:11)(cid:24)(cid:8)(cid:10)(cid:6)(cid:8)(cid:14)(cid:19)(cid:13)(cid:21)(cid:8)(cid:13)(cid:22)(cid:8)(cid:17)(cid:4)(cid:20)(cid:20)(cid:8)(cid:19)(cid:24)(cid:8)(cid:24)(cid:13)(cid:5)(cid:6)(cid:8)(cid:16)(cid:17)(cid:8)(cid:7)(cid:6)*(cid:13)(cid:11)(cid:24)(cid:7)(cid:19)(cid:24)(cid:13)(cid:16)(cid:22),(cid:8)(cid:31)(cid:19)(cid:22)(cid:22)(cid:16)(cid:24)(cid:8)(cid:10)(cid:6)(cid:8)(cid:31)(cid:16)(cid:5)(cid:10)(cid:13)(cid:22)(cid:6)(cid:21)(cid:8)(cid:23)(cid:13)(cid:24)(cid:12)(cid:8)(cid:19)(cid:22) (cid:8) The victim told cops that with the woman’s wallet and $5.00 Members (cid:16)(cid:24)(cid:12)(cid:6)(cid:7)(cid:8)(cid:16)(cid:17)(cid:17)(cid:6)(cid:7),(cid:8)(cid:19)(cid:22)(cid:21)(cid:8)(cid:19)(cid:7)(cid:6)(cid:8)(cid:22)(cid:16)(cid:22)/(cid:24)(cid:7)(cid:19)(cid:22)(cid:11)(cid:17)(cid:6)(cid:7)(cid:19)(cid:10)(cid:20)(cid:6)!(cid:8)(cid:8)0(cid:19)(cid:20)(cid:13)(cid:21)(cid:8)(cid:14)(cid:12)(cid:16)(cid:24)(cid:16)(cid:8)12(cid:8)(cid:13)(cid:11)(cid:8)(cid:7)(cid:6)3(cid:4)(cid:13)(cid:7)(cid:6)(cid:21)!(cid:8)4(cid:19)(cid:7)(cid:30)(cid:8)(cid:3)(cid:20)(cid:16)(cid:14)(cid:6)(cid:8)(cid:27)(cid:7)(cid:5)(cid:16)(cid:7) (cid:8)(cid:25)(cid:9)(cid:26)(cid:27)%(cid:8)5(cid:13)(cid:21)*(cid:6)(cid:23)(cid:16)(cid:16)(cid:21)(cid:8) she was in H anson Dry, a bar glasses. 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But a witness told (/(cid:26)(cid:25)(cid:26)3/(cid:25))(cid:9)(cid:25)(cid:24)(cid:24)/(cid:24)(cid:20)(cid:25)(cid:26)3(cid:14)(cid:9)(cid:25)(cid:23)(cid:25)/)(cid:25)*)(cid:14)0 that victim that she saw who from a woman on the F train Brooklyn Society for Ethical Culture on June 15. made the shady move, and The 39-year-old victim second fl oor library cops collared the suspect. told police that she was on the Razor raid 53 Prospect Park West train at noon as it approached Thieves stole dozens of ra- the York Street stop. A min- zor blades from a Myrtle Av- ute later, a man came up from June 24–30, 2011 The Brooklyn Paper (cid:129) www.BrooklynPaper.com (cid:129) (718) 260-2500 AWP 5 matters Eldercare Directing care from a distance ter how distant, a friend, or as hospitals, medical special- a friend of a friend — any- ists, or home care agencies. one who is willing to be an Have copies of their Medi- extra pair of eyes. care cards, supplementary in- You may want to notify the surance cards, list of medi- By Dr. Eva Mor beginning, the signs were mild needed help and, like it or not, hazards. Install safety bars piso llivicien gth tahte aren o enld heisrl oyw pne,r asonnd cpahtoionne sn tuhmeyb aerres toafk tihneg ,d aoncd- Just like millions of other and not alarming, but eventu- she needed to step in. 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Dur- — nothing major, just scrapes find yourself in a similar cups, etc., should be placed check out local home care preparatory work is put in ing regular visits to her par- and dents — and always some- situation? low and easy to reach. agencies that may be able to place ahead of time, it will ents, things seemed well, and, one else’s fault. If you need to oversee your Establish a support sys- step in if help is needed. help you direct care for your as they aged, they seemed able Judy flew out to her par- parents’ care from a distance, tem around them. Find some- Schedule regular visits parents from a distance. to handle their affairs with- ents’ home after receiving an as Judy needed to do, you one who lives near your par- to your parents, and regu- Dr. Eva Mor is the author out needing their daughter’s urgent call from her father’s have to set up a plan — be- ents and is willing to step in lar phone calls. 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If she absolutely cannot, we will see our way to provide her with one. She By Dr. Eva Mor An 88-year-old woman, my mother There is no question that as we in their lives. agreed. We provided her with ad- There are seniors who are deep has reached the point where I be- age, we are forced to give up parts When you are faced with this is- justment time, allowing her to get into their 80s, or even 90s, who lieve she should give up her car. of our old lives, whether through sue with your own parents, please used to the fact that there is no car are fully functional behind the The lease on the car has expired, physical changes — such as giv- consider the following tips: parked in front of her house. And, wheel. There isn’t a mandatory forcing my brothers and I to make ing up tennis, running, or read- (cid:129)Give some time for your par- we are there to drive her, as we age after which they are prevented a decision: should we lease her new ing if our vision is impared — ents to adjust to the changes in were doing in the last year any- from driving — as long as their car, or essentially cut her off? or financial changes: moving to their lifestyles and the loss of their way. In a sense, we can help her vision, hearing, and reflexes are My mother was very forceful a smaller place, reducing travel, driving privileges. see that she doesn’t need the car good. It must be extremely dif- about voicing her opinion. She or giving up a car. It is not easy. (cid:129)Talk to them about the situa- anymore, after all. She may not ficult for a fully-alert and able wanted, no, needed a new car. I sat A sense of helplessness or hope- tion, so that the decision is mutual miss the car, physically, though person to give up something that down with her a week before her lessness may follow. It is impor- and not imposed upon them. she may miss it emotionally. he has done for most of his lfe, lease expired to review the situa- tant that we are all aware of these (cid:129)If your parents will not be will- Dr. Eva Mor is the author something that gave him a sense tion. The fact is, that my mother feelings that our aging parents are ing to consider the subject, intro- of “Making the Golden Years of independence and pleasure. Yet, has been using the car less and experiencing, and that we provide duce a neutral person into the con- Golden.” For more information, most of us only consider the safety less. My brothers or I drive her a supportive environment for them, versation, whether a friend, clergy visit www.goldenyearsgolden. issue when confronted with the around to most of her doctor ap- reassuring them about the changes member, or doctor. com. dilema of weighing when to end pointments. Even when she goes our parents’ access to a car. We for a drive in her own car, most do not pay much attention to the of the time, my younger brother physchological and emotional is- Even those who have yet to reach retirement age is behind the wheel. But, it made sues arising from the decision to should assess their driving to determine if aging has her feel good just to have the car stop their driving. begun to affect their driving. Such an assessment can parked in front of her house. Of I recently wrestled with this help men and women determine if it's time to take course, she did not see it that very issue with my own mother. steps to make themselves better drivers. way. How to manage your medications at home Turn on the television and the cholesterol-lowering statins you’re likely to be inundated available. with commercials for the lat- Purchasing a medication or- est prescription medications ganizer can be the next step to that should be discussed with a getting drugs in check. There doctor. The challenge of manag- are a number of different styles ing medications can be difficult and sizes available. Seniors may for anyone — but particularly want to enlist the help of a fam- for seniors. Some organizational ily member to sort through pills strategies and a little help from at the beginning of each week others may be the keys to get- and place the right pills in each ting meds straight. compartment. According to “Generation Rx: Knowing which days to take How Prescription Drugs Are Al- each medication is sometimes tering American Lives, Minds, not enough. Certain medications and Bodies,” by Greg Crister, must be taken at different inter- the average number of prescrip- vals each day, often inviting con- tions drugs taken per person, an- fusion. A chart listing the times nually, in 2004 was 12. It is es- of each medication posted next timated that people will spend to where the prescriptions are over $400 billion on prescription kept can help. A watch with a drugs by the end of 2011. timer or an alarm clock can be First and foremost, it’s im- programmed to chime as a re- portant that doctors and phar- minder. Tech-savvy people can macists know of all the medica- program smart phones or PDAs MobileMD tions that are being taken. It’s a with reminders to alert when it’s good idea to use one pharmacy time to take a pill. There are even to fill prescriptions. This way advanced pill-dispensing systems it will have a record of medica- that can be programmed to dis- tion use and can alert to drug pense medication according to interactions that may be dan- a set schedule. Office, Hotel & Home Visits gerous, which could otherwise People who are worried about go undetected. And remember, an elderly relative can enlist the (cid:35)(cid:79)(cid:78)(cid:86)(cid:69)(cid:78)(cid:73)(cid:69)(cid:78)(cid:84)(cid:0)(cid:115)(cid:0)(cid:35)(cid:79)(cid:77)(cid:70)(cid:79)(cid:82)(cid:84)(cid:65)(cid:66)(cid:76)(cid:69)(cid:0)(cid:115)(cid:0)(cid:35)(cid:79)(cid:78)(cid:108)(cid:68)(cid:69)(cid:78)(cid:84)(cid:73)(cid:65)(cid:76) over-the-counter supplements, help of medication reminder ser- vitamins and medicines count, vices that can call or message a too. They should be mentioned person to keep track of pills. 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For ex- be the top priority when there are Dr. Jon Berall, M.D. ample, it’s best to avoid grape- It can be challenging for many people to keep track of all many different medications that fruit juice while taking many of the medications and supplements they need to take. need to be taken. 212-614-1711 Best exercises for an individual with arthritis may The Jubilee Gallery want to seek low-impact work- outs, such as water aerobics. 117 Henry St. Once a doctor gives the go- ahead, here are some exercises Brooklyn, NY 11201 the over-50 crowd many people 50 and over can try. (cid:129) Walking: Walking remains (cid:51)(cid:69)(cid:82)(cid:86)(cid:73)(cid:67)(cid:73)(cid:78)(cid:71)(cid:0)(cid:36)(cid:79)(cid:87)(cid:78)(cid:84)(cid:79)(cid:87)(cid:78)(cid:0)(cid:34)(cid:82)(cid:79)(cid:79)(cid:75)(cid:76)(cid:89)(cid:78)(cid:0) one of the best exercises for peo- ple of any age. The pace and resis- (cid:6)(cid:0)(cid:45)(cid:65)(cid:78)(cid:72)(cid:65)(cid:84)(cid:84)(cid:65)(cid:78)(cid:0)(cid:33)(cid:82)(cid:69)(cid:65)(cid:83) The human body needs exer- tance can be set by each individ- cise to operate at full capacity. Ex- ual by walking faster or slower, (cid:48)(cid:82)(cid:79)(cid:77)(cid:80)(cid:84)(cid:0)(cid:50)(cid:69)(cid:83)(cid:80)(cid:79)(cid:78)(cid:83)(cid:69)(cid:0)(cid:115)(cid:0)(cid:50)(cid:69)(cid:65)(cid:83)(cid:79)(cid:78)(cid:65)(cid:66)(cid:76)(cid:69)(cid:0)(cid:38)(cid:69)(cid:69)(cid:83)(cid:0) ercise is important at any age, but uphill or downhill. Adding light can be particularly beneficial for Some Insurance Accepted weights can make the workout individuals in their golden years. even more effective. Walking The key is finding exercises that Resume/C.V. is also easier on the legs and are both safe and effective. knees than jogging, but can be Benefits of exercise just as effective a cardiovascu- www.jbmobilemd.com The Centers for Disease Con- lar workout. trol and Prevention report that (cid:129) Swimming: Enrolling in a 28 to 44 percent of seniors ages local gym or YMCA that has a 65 to 75 are inactive, meaning pool can be a boon to seniors. they don’t get enough daily ex- Swimming is a low-impact work- ercise for optimal health. Stud- out that targets most areas of the ies indicate that there are many body and provides a cardiovas- reasons that seniors should en- cular workout. Plus, since swim- gage in regular exercise. ming can be relaxing and enjoy- (cid:129) It can help stave off ill- Certain exercises are better than others and can help re- able, it’s an exercise that many ness and chronic conditions by duce the risk of injury. people don’t mind doing. keeping the immune system (cid:129) Strength training: Mod- healthy. erate weight lifting can keep (cid:129) It paves the way for bet- help with mobility. norm to do multiple, rigorous muscles strong and promote a ter sleep, including falling (cid:129) Research indicates that ex- repetitions of exercises during healthy metabolism, consider- asleep easier and sleeping more ercise can boost brain function one’s youth, older adults should ing muscle burns more calories deeply. and keep dementia at bay. employ different strategies. Cer- than fat. (cid:129) Exercise releases natural en- (cid:129) When participating in social tain exercises can help reduce CCommitted to Better Health and Better Living (cid:129) Endurance exercise: Just dorphins, which help a person exercise, seniors realize compan- the risk of injury. about any activity that gets the feel good about him or herself ionship and stress relief. Before starting any type of ex- for the Brooklyn Community and can boost mood. (cid:129) Exercise can keep systems ercise regimen, seniors should heart rate up for an extended pe- (cid:129) Regular exercise can pro- of the body in check, reducing talk with a physician about the riod of time is good for the body. mote weight loss, especially constipation and helping circu- pros and cons of certain activities. This can be raking leaves, mow- If you or your loved one requires long-term care or short-term rehabilitation, when done in conjunction with latory issues. The doctor may be able to pro- ing the lawn, walking, bicycling, Center for Nursing and Rehabilitation’s compassionate and dedicated staff a healthy diet. vide guidance as to which activi- playing a game of catch, etc. Be (cid:129) Improved muscle tone can The right exercises ties are better for specific condi- sure the doctor cleans any such will provide the care you need in a warm and friendly environment. We take pressure off of joints and While it may have been the tions a person has. For example, activities beforehand. specialize in: (cid:2)Long-Term Residential Care (cid:2)Short-Term Rehabilitation Melatonin and anti-aging frequent and restful sleep can (cid:2)Music Therapy (cid:2)Adult Day Health Care help turn back the clock. (cid:2)Home Health Care Services (cid:2)Managed Care But that isn’t the only benefit of melatonin, say experts. Ac- including Home Health Aides, Melatonin is a supplement ina is relayed to the brain and, grow and heal. As individuals cording to “The Aging Clock: Personal Care Aides and widely used to combat jet lag thusly, the pineal gland. The on- age, melatonin production de- The Pineal Gland and Other and alleviate short-term bouts set of darkness triggers the pineal creases. This can be why many Companion Services Pacemakers in the Progression of insomnia. There is also evi- gland to release melatonin into older adults have difficulty fall- of Aging and Carcinogenesis,” dence that melatonin as a regular the bloodstream, which helps to ing asleep or seem to need less by Walter Pierpaoli MD, PhD, 520 Prospect Place, Brooklyn, NY11238 dietary supplement could have induce sleep in individuals. sleep. melatonin is the “master hor- antioxidant effects and help slow Younger people, especially Study after study indicates that mone-modulating molecule.” 8877-4CNR-CALL down the aging process. children, produce a large amount lack of sleep can lead to a myr- It is the regulator of almost all 877-426-7225 Melatonin is a hormone pro- of melatonin, which is generally iad of health problems, includ- hormones in the body — in ad- www.cnr.org duced in the pineal gland of the why babies can sleep so much. ing mental health deficits, added dition to regulating the circadian Center for Nursing and Rehabilitation body. Due to its light-transduc- This ability to fall asleep quickly stress, heart disease, and more. cycles. Dr. Pierpaoli has found ing ability, the pineal gland is and sleep deeply has benefits for Each of these conditions can con- that “aging” is a degenerative sometimes called the “third eye.” the growing body, allowing cells tribute to the aging process. It condition of the body, not just A Member of the Beth Abraham Family of Health Services Light absorbed through the ret- to rejuvenate and the body to makes sense, then, that getting the passing of years. 8 AWP The Brooklyn Paper (cid:129) www.BrooklynPaper.com (cid:129) (718) 260-2500 June 24–30, 2011 matters Eldercare Enjoy culture for charge. Put yourself on their Medical treatment abroad mailing lists for future events. Most universities are very wel- coming to seniors, and encour- less than you think age the interaction of students By Dr. Eva Mor many medical care facili- in the United States. In most ing transportation from and to with the elderly. You may ben- For some time now, many ties abroad now market spe- cases, these procedures cost the airport. efit from that. Americans have been driven cific surgical procedures — less than 50 percent of what There are people who will Many senior citizen centers by the high cost of medical such as open heart surgery, they would run in the United highly recommend going over- have organized trips to events, insurance and deficiences joint replacement surgery, States. seas for medical treatment By Dr. Eva Mor or reduced cost tickets to se- your birth date clearly, to make making it easy for the seniors to in coverage to seek medical cosmetic surgery, back sur- These international med- based on their personal expe- Many of us, baby boomers niors. General rehearsaals are sure you qualify for senior cost get to the event and back. treatment abroad, in coun- gery, and dental implants — ical providers of specific riences. Still, my recommen- and seniors alike, do not realize also free. With most, you can reductions. Some senior cen- Whatever it is that you tries such as Thailand, India, to the American public, fre- treatments are usually well- dation would be to carefully that there is so much cultural get on the mailing list, which ters receive tickets to some cul- like and enjoy, seek out the Costa Rica, Brazil, South quently including swanky organized and staffed with research individual hospitals stimulation available to us, for may give you an early notifi- tural events to give away to the events in your area. They are Africa, Romania, Hungary, accommodation in the fees. representatives based in the and clinics, before setting out very little or for free. cation of events. seniors. The events may in- there, free or low cost, provid- and other eastern European This overseas medical care United States. Clients who to put your health — and life You may want to start with You may also form a group clude theater shows, concerts, ing cultural, social and emo- countries. More than half a is often provided by staffs choose to be treated abroad — in their hands. Check for local theaters. Most, if not all, of friends or neighbors, to pur- lectures, art exhibits, etc. tional stimulation. million Americans chose to that are fluent in English, are often provided with help accreditation with the Inter- national Joint Commission, are subsidized by the federal chase group tickets and, thus, Universities in your city or Dr. Eva Mor is the author receive medical care over- with many of the doctors making traveling arrange- or the World Health Organi- and state governments, and reduce the cost. 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The Bedford-Stuyvesant space presents the sought-after British artists Miss Bugs in “Par- lour,” an exhibition that transforms the space into a den of the duo’s imagining. In their first solo show outside the UK, the two’s “parlour” (and yes, that’s parlor with a “u” — they’re British, af- ter all) is comprised of their gorgeous prints and large-scale collages that looks to Picasso, Shep- ard Fairey, Keith Har- ing and Damien Hirst for inspiration. Adver- tising, religion, super- heroes (Captain Amer- ica has made appearances), monsters (like Dr. Frankenstein’s), and pornography (of late, their (718) 260-2500 The Brooklyn Paper’s essential guide to the Borough of Kings June 24–30, 2011 work has heavily featured bare-chested women) are frequent subject matters. By appropriating images found in pop cul- ture, as well as ones created by other artists, Hello, Miss Bugs consistently comments on the idea of ownership in art. In fact, a quote often asso- ciated with the pair is, “If there is something to steal, I steal it,” one uttered by Picasso him- self. Fans don’t seem to mind. “Parlour” at Brooklynite Gallery [334 Mal- colm X Blvd. Between Decatur and Bainbridge streets in Bedford-Stuyvesant, (347) 405-5976], June 25-July 16. For info, visit www.brook- Norma lynitegallery.com. — Meredith Deliso EVENT Can’t beat it! Jeane Calling all pretty young things and smooth criminals. On the second anniversary of his death, Union Hall hosts a Michael Jackson sing-along that “celebrates the awe- some songs and mu- Marilyn Monroe gets 14-fi lm sic videos of his life,” said co-host Michael Austin. So that means break retrospective at BAM Rose out your white gloves and practice your moon- walk, as the best of the King of Pop will be pro- By Meredith Deliso her perfect,” said Erika Smith. “She has jected on a big screen. The Brooklyn Paper incredible charisma. You can’t take your Come dressed for eyes off of her.” Marilyn Monroe is finally getting the Smith would know; the New Yorker the inevitable costume contest, bust a move during the dance off, and finally learn how big-screen bash she deserves. travels the globe as a Marilyn Monroe im- to properly do the dance to “Thiller,” as the A 14-film retrospective on the personator, where she is often requested Thrill the World Dancers will teach and per- blonde bombshell screens at the Brook- to sing a medley of the star’s most-popu- form the zombie moves. lyn Academy of Music next month, cap- lar songs: “Diamonds Are a Girl’s Best This party won’t stop ’til you get enough. turing all of Norma Jeane’s great cine- Friend” and “Bye Bye Baby,” from the matic moments. 1953 Howard Hawkes musical, “Gentle- The Michael Jackson Sing-Along at “She is one of the most famous ac- men Prefer Blondes”; “I Wanna Be Loved Union Hall [702 Union St. near Fifth Avenue tresses of all time, yet her films are by You,” which Monroe immortalized in in Park Slope, (718) 638-4400], June 25 at mostly shown on TV,” said Florence 1959 camp classic “Some Like It Hot”; and 11 pm. Tickets $8. For info, visit www.union- Almozini, director of BAM’s film “My Heart Belongs to Daddy,” from the hallny.com. — Meredith Deliso program. “It was always in the back 1960 comedy “Let’s Make Love.” of our mind to do something. I All of these films will be screened was reading ‘Blonde’ by Joyce during the two-week retrospective, plus MUSIC Carol Oates last summer and “The Seven Year Itch” with its skirt-blow- that was the final push to pro- ing scene. gram that retrospective!” It all starts with one of Monroe’s very Justin time It’s been 40 years since the first films, the dramatic “Don’t Bother to sex symbol last appeared Knock,” on July 1, and ends with her last on film, yet she still cap- film, “The Misfits,” on July 17. tivates. Hell, t he white “We just wanted to convey how time- For one day, Brooklyn will be a little bit dress from “The Seven less the films are and what a great actress country. Year Itch” just sold f or she is,” said Almozini. On June 30, Celebrate Brooklyn brings $4.6 million. “Marilyn!” at the Brooklyn Academy of some of the most celebrated Americana acts “Marilyn represents Music [30 Lafayette Ave. between Ashland around to the Prospect Park band shell, with glamor and celebrity, Place and St. Felix Street in Fort Greene, sets from Justin Townes and she died so young, (718) 636-4100], July 1-17. Tickets $12 ($7 Earle, Punch Broth- so people remember members). For info, visit www.bam.org. ers, and The Hacken- Wilkins saw“C Boouynst.ry’s having Marilyn Monroe’s sexy six “Gentlemen Prefer Blondes” “River of No Return” of an off-Broad- Black aB rloitotlkel yrne,s”u rsgaeidn cJea cikn Ttihvee fBeraotoukrelysn 1A4c faildmesm tyh aotf eMxupsloicr eM tahreil yv aMrioendr ocea rreeetrr oosfp tehce- mM—eauos Tsnyiahcr oniatseldo ma 1 9sasitt5dea’3eesr mduurMsinicogan tlrhsoe.e CI dnai dltihnfoi’str jn1ui9sat5 Gd4psoo ilW nalbdygie gRses- raunt e nsusraahmnlm,o sbsoeheendert wemsbevraaxeeykayne t th ahmpy abl aanoignypk .ase swg ntSeoeihsna h etgtee o rr Photo by Joshua WtcAchaomelav ffleeesrrrseheitec,di v as raunpel mr.ar o“olmlWdoyute eswcr ’ mevmerelu ul g.s”sooiic-ft ultimate blonde bombshell. Here’s a look at Norma Jeane’s why. She’s Kay who gets number, “My Headliner Earle has quite the lineage to “sexy six” — and what makes them so scintillating. irresistible as pulled along Heart Belongs live up to — he’s son of country music’s Steve showgirl Lo- on a white- to Daddy.” See Earle, and named after songwriter Townes Van “The Seven Year Itch” may pass as relei Lee, and water rapids it July 15. Zandt. It’s safe to say he has done both proud It happens to women every day women in her “Diamonds Are a Girl’s Best chase in pur- with this award-winning honky-tonk. The — you’re walking down the street this 1959 Friend” number — and its bold pink suit of her Nashville native’s most-recent album, “Har- on a windy day, or descending into madcap dress — has inspired many imi- thieving fi- lem River Blues,” makes some nods to his cur- the subway as a train approaches, comedy tations (see Madonna’s video for ance. We’re pretty sure barmaids rent home — New York, including the sweet and your skirt is blown up. But no about two “Material Girl”). The original is from the late 1800s never looked or track, “One More Night In Brooklyn.” one has made it as playful — or murder wit- still the best. See it July 10. sounded as good as Monroe did in Punch Brothers has been called the string- iconic — as Marilyn Monroe in nesses who her yellow and orange corset num- band version of Radiohead, thanks to its bound- this 1955 film about temptation. go on the “Niagara” ber during a throaty rendition of the ary-pushing ways. Founder Chris Thile, a mas- With Monroe as the sultry neigh- run by joining an all-female musi- The same year that Monroe had a title song. See it July 14. ter on the mandolin, is worth paying to see (not bor to Tom Ewell’s married, para- cal troupe, but they don’t hold a can- breakout turn as a showgirl in “Gen- that we have to do that in Brooklyn, thanks to noid New Yorker, you can’t blame dle to Monroe’s Sugar Kane Kowalc- tlemen Prefer Blondes,” she also “Let’s Make Love” Walsh and Co.). the guy for sweating it out. See zyk, who can shake and shimmy like stole the show in this tawdry thriller The title alone says it all. Mon- Justin Townes Earle, Punch Brothers and it July 2. nobody’s business. And she made as a cheating wife who arranges the roe makes an unforgettable entrance The Hackensaw Boys at Celebrate Brooklyn at us all want to love her thanks to murder of her older, jealous hus- down a fire pole in this 1960 back- the Prospect Park band shell [Ninth Street and “Some Like It Hot” her cooing “I Wanna Be Loved By band. She’s never been more se- stage musical comedy about a billion- Prospect Park West in Park Slope, (718) 683- Jack Lemmon and Tony Curtis You.” See it July 3 and 4. ductive. See it July 8. aire who mistakenly joins the cast 5600], June 30 at 7 pm. Free. For info, visit www.bricartsmedia.org. — Meredith Deliso MONTE’S FOLLOW US ON IS BACK TWITTER Metro Chamber Orchestra Presents Ms. Leona Mitchell Sunday, June 26, 2011 • 4 PM Only NY The Oldest Italian Restaurant in Brooklyn Appearance! 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Then mingle The Cyclones’ home hosting a spooky, yet food from restau- with other locavores field will be a bit Waste is no longer something to get rid poignant, play in rants such as iCi, Hot weather got you at the Brooklyn rowdier than usual which 50 characters Madiba, No. 7, and thirsty? BeerMenus. Brewery after-party when a group of of, it’s a resource. As North come back from the Cornerstone. Eat to com has the perfect — after seeing how sweaty TNA dead to discuss their the beat, indeed. remedy: a beer crawl they make that beer, wrestlers take over America’s leading recycler, Waste that includes 12 bars you’ll have plenty to demise. The setting is Noon–10 pm. Fort and outdoor seating talk about. MCU Park to duke it eerie, but even better Greene Festival at Fort out in front of a live Management processes are the monologues Greene Park [DeKalb and — a tribute to sum- 6:30-10 pm. Meet Your audience. 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Park, (718) 768-7300]. Williamsburg. (718) 486- 17th St. in Coney Island, State Building more Tickets $25 ($20 in 8232]. Tickets $30. For (718) 507-8499]. Tickets advance). For info, visit info, vist www.beer- $25. For info, visit www. www.green-wood.com. than 12 times. By menus.com. tnawrestling.com. 2020, our goal is to nearly triple the NINE DAYS IN BROOKLYN amount of materials we recover through the use of FRI, JUNE 24 TALK, YANCEY STRICKLER: Lecture innovative technologies that by the co-founder of KICKSTARTER. Free. 9 am. Galapagos Art Space [16 Main St. at Water Street in capture more of the value in waste. DUMBO, (718) 222-8500], www. Find lots more listings online at galapagosartspace.com. BrooklynPaper.com/Events FILM, “FOUR ADVENTURES OF REINETTE AND MIRABELLE”: $12 Museum and live music. Free. 11 To learn more, visit www.thinkgreen.com. ($7 members). 2, 4:30, 6:50 and 9:15 am–5 pm. Ikea/Erie Basin Park (1 pm. Brooklyn Academy of Music [30 Beard St. at Otsego Street in Red Lafayette Ave. near St. Felix Street Hook). in Fort Greene, (718) 636-4100], BEER CRAWL: Get a taste of a dozen www.bam.org. of Williamsburg’s German brews. SUMMER SOLSTICE WINE AND $30. 11:30 am–6 pm. Mug’s Ale DINE: Enjoy dishes from the restau- House [125 Bedford Ave. at N. 10th rants of Lewis Avenue. $40. 6–10 Street in Williamsburg, (718) 486- pm. Akwaaba Mansion Bed and 8232], www.beermenus.com. Breakfast [347 Macdonough St. FILM, “FOUR ADVENTURES OF between Lewis and Stuyvesant av- REINETTE AND MIRABELLE”: enues in Bedford-Stuyvesant, (718) $12 ($7 members). 4:30 pm, 6:50 455-5958], www.solabrooklyn.com. pm, 9:15 pm. Brooklyn Academy of WIN7 Ep mA–N8D:3 C0 HpEmE. SBEro ToAkSlyTnI NMGu:s $e7u5m. Callan MFeulisxi cS t[3re0e Lta ifna Fyeotrtte G Arevee.n nee, a(7r1 S8t). REA[A6o23rDv0g8e0I.N-n 5EuG0ae0s, it0Pne]A ,rP nUwr oPLws kFpwwOe.bycS.rt Toa HtEo eWRkil gyJanhOsmthHsi,nu N(gs7e-t1ou8nm) . 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Union Hall [702 OUTDOORS AND TOURS Ave. between Carroll and President MUSIC, KOO KOO KANGA ROO: Union St. at Fifth Avenue in Park streets in Park Slope, (718) 230- Free. 3:30 pm. Brooklyn Bowl [61 Slope, (718) 638-4400], www.union- SMITH STREET FUNDAY SUNDAY: 5740], www.therockshopny.com. Wythe Ave. between N. 11th and hallny.com. The annual street festival returns. Free. Noon–6 pm. (Smith and Ber- THEATER, “DEATH VALLEY”: The N. 12th streets in Williamsburg, SALES AND MARKETS gen streets in Cobble Hill). zombie and Western genres collide (718) 963-3369], www.brooklyn- in this darkly comic play. $15. 8 pm. bowl.com. ARTISTS AND FLEAS: 8 am–4 pm. 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Fort Greene Park (DeKalb Av- MON, JUNE 27 Board 1 office [435 Graham Ave. See Saturday, June 25. enue and Fort Greene Place in Fort Community Board 2 Executive between Frost and Richardson BROOKLYN FLEA: Vintage, antique, Greene), www.fortgreenefest.com. Committee. Monthly meeting. 6 streets in Williamsburg, (718) 389- handmade, and food vendors. 10 MUSIC, JOSH MARGOLIS: $10. 3 pm. pm. Long Island University [DeKalb 0009]. am–5 pm. (27 N. 6 St. at Kent Av- The Bell House [149 Seventh St. at and Flatbush avenues in enue in Williamsburg), www.brook- Third Avenue in Gowanus, (718) Downtown, (718) 596-5410]. 78th Precinct Community lynfl ea.com. 643-6510], www.thebellhouseny. Council. Monthly meeting. 7:30 com. TUES, JUNE 28 pm. 78th Precinct Stationhouse [65 OTHER THEATER, “MUCH ADO ABOUT Community Board 1 Land Use Sixth Ave. at Bergen Street in BEER CRAWL: 11:30 am–6 pm. See NOTHING”: EBE Ensemble does Committee. 6:30 pm. Community Prospect Heights, (718) 636-6410]. 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