The Big Black Book of Very Dirty Words

426 Pages·2010·2.18 MB·English

by  Alexis Munier

The
BIG
BLACK BOOK
of
VERY DIRTY
WORDS
ALEXIS MUNIER
Copyright © 2010 by Alexis Munier
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To filthy motherfuckers everywhere.
CONTENTS
INTRODUCTION
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
1, 2, 3 …
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RESOURCES
INTRODUCTION
Welcome to The Big Black Book of Very Dirty Words, your golden ticket
to the world of golden showers, your answer to answering the big
question. It's the start of a deliciously filthy journey into the netherworlds
(and nether regions) of true American, British, Australian, and other sorts
of forbidden English. After thorough reading, you'll delight in brainfucking
your friends and enemies, offending your colleagues, and pissing off your
neighbors.
In this compilation of the best sexual, dirty, and just plain old
inappropriate slang English has to offer — from giraffe to pudding pops—
you'll delve deeply into subject areas ripe with delectable dirty words.
Each of these entries contains a definition and sample sentence so you
can avoid any embarrassment while attempting to embarrass others.
What's more, you'll find quotes taken from classic new films like
Superbad and just about every movie Will Ferrell has ever made to
accompany you during your ride on the skin bus to tuna town.
Oozing inappropriateness, you'll beg the question: is your new boyfriend
hung like a hamster? Does your allergic girlfriend still pet the poodle?
How do you calm an angry dragon? Whether you're a fag stag attempting
to dazzle your new pink posse with homosexual slang or just a banana
hammock-wearing Borat fan in search of ricockulous pick-up lines, The
Big Black Book of Very Dirty Words is sure to leave you dripping for it.
After all, language is constantly evolving — so should your potty mouth.
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
A heartfelt thank you to contributors Matt Glazer, Gregory Bergman,
Michael Paul Lee, T.S. Winn, Jason Niemann, Chris Robson, and
Katherine Clinton Robson for their excellent work. Thanks as well to
Emmanuel Tichelli, Georgina Bingham, Toby and Karen Ernberg, Coralee
Elder, Bondy, Si, Jimmy, Alec, Big Gay, the Robsons, the Andersons,
Derek Hambly, and David George, who all took the time to get down and
dirty for this book.
1, 2, 3 …
1 + 1 = 3, n.
the sex act as procreation; American
The unconventional equation, 1 + 1 = 3, reminds us that what takes two
can produce a third — a baby.
1 hole too many, adj.
someone who talks too much; American
Linda has 1 hole too many— that bitch should just shut up.
10-pin, n.
curvy woman; American
As a bowling instructor, I don't get much action but still
fantasize about taking home a 10-pin.
DERIVATION: This term is probably the most exciting
bowling-derived slang in existence.
15 fingers, n.
threesome; American
I'm feeling like 15 fingers this weekend.
DERIVATION: With five fingers to each hand, fifteen fingers gets you
three hands, or one and a half times the fun!
16 will get you 20, n.
warning about someone's age; American