by Anne Tyler Simplified by Susan Maingay General Editors: Andy Hopkins and Jocelyn Potter Addison Wesley Longman Limited Edinburgh Gate, Harlow, Essex CM20 2JE, England and Associated Companies throughout the world. ©Anne Tyler 1985 This edition © Addison Wesley Longman Limited 1998 The right of Anne Tyler to be identified as author of The Accidental Tourist has been asserted by her in accordance with the Copyright, Designs and Patents Act 1988. All rights reserved; no part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording or otherwise, without the prior written permission of the Publishers. This edition first published in Longman Fiction 1998 Second impression 1999 ISBN 0 582 27855 4 Set in Adobe Granjon 11.5pt Printed in China GCC/02 Acknowledgements We are grateful to Addison Wesley Longman Limited for permission to use in the Word List definitions adapted from the Longman Active Study Dictionary of English © Longman Group UK Limited (1991). Illustrations by Mark Shattock Cover photographs © Addison Wesley Longman Limited/Gareth Boden, Bruce Coleman Ltd/Jane Burton, Phoronica/SOA/Keo Muto, Telegraph Colour Library Cover design by Sage Associates Introduction Chapter 1 Macon Alone 1 Chapter 2 A Difficult Dog 8 Chapter 3 Muriel 17 Chapter 4 Sarah 25 Chapter 5 New York 32 Chapter 6 Macon and Muriel 38 Chapter 7 A New Kind of Life 48 Chapter 8 Alexander 56 Chapter 9 Rose's Wedding 63 Chapter 10 Coming Home 70 Chapter 11 Paris 75 Word List 86 Activities 87 Anne Tyler is one of America's best-known living writers of fiction. She was born in Minneapolis in 1941. She grew up, though, in North Carolina, and she studied Russian at Duke University in the same state. While she was there, she became known for her story writing. She left in 1961, at the age of nineteen, but she continued to study at Columbia University in New York. Then she returned to Duke University, to a job in the library. She met the Iranian writer Taghi Modarressi, and they married in 1963. Together they moved to Canada. In Montreal, Tyler worked in McGill University's Law Library. She and her husband now live in Baltimore. They have two daughters, who are both artists. Anne Tyler has written thirteen books and a number of short stories. Most of the action in her books takes place in Baltimore or in small towns in the southern United States. Her early books (If Morning Ever Comes (1964), The Tin Can Tree (1965) and A Slipping Down Life (1970)) all describe people who face unhappiness and loneliness inside their families. The writer returns to the subject of family life again and again in her work. In her later books (The Clock Winder (1972), Earthly Possessions (1977), Morgan's Passing (1980), Dinner at the Homesick Restaurant (1982) and Ladder of Years (1995)) people love their families deeply but, at the same time, want to get away from them. Breathing Lessons (1988) tells of a single day in the marriage of Ira and Maggie Moran. The Accidental Tourist (1985) is another story of family life in the USA today. It looks at two families who choose to live their lives in different ways. For one family, life is quiet and surprises are The Accidental Tourist unwelcome; the other family seems to enjoy disorder, noise and the unexpected. Macon Leary is a writer of travel guides who hates travelling. At home he has an ordered existence. But his son is killed in a shooting at a restaurant. Then his wife leaves him, and he finds himself alone. His son's dog, Edward, refuses to listen to him. (The dog, Anne Tyler says, comes from real life: her own family had a very protective animal like him. The dog succeeded in keeping visitors out of the house, but it also kept all the family in!) Macon turns for help to Muriel, the loud and colourful dog trainer from the Meow-Bow Animal Hospital. The story of Macon, Muriel and Macon's wife, Sarah, is a journey of self- discovery for them all. The Accidental Tourist was already a successful book when it was made into a very popular film, with the actors William Hurt, Geena Davis and Kathleen Turner. Macon Alone After his wife left him, Macon felt very strange. He was surprised that the house didn't seem larger now. But it didn't. In fact, it felt more crowded. The windows became smaller, the rooms became lower. He felt too tall. Now he had a chance to change things in the house. It was important to keep things tidy. Sarah never understood this. And she washed the dishes too often. That used too much water. Macon thought it was important to save water. He started to wash the dishes only three times a week. He also began to have his bath at night, before he went to bed. In this way he could wash his clothes in the same water. He knew this all made sense. But sometimes he felt that Sarah was in the room with him. She was watching him and laughing. Most of his work was done at home. Perhaps he worried so much about keeping his house tidy for that reason. Macon was a writer of travel books, guidebooks for business people. This sometimes seemed very strange to him, because Macon hated travel. But he wrote for people who also hated travel. His readers only travelled because they had to. When they were in a foreign city, they wanted to be at home. They wanted to feel that they were really in America. In his guidebooks — Accidental Tourist in France, Accidental Tourist in Germany — Macon helped them to do this. "I am happy to say," he wrote, "that it is possible now to buy Kentucky Fried Chicken in Stockholm." "Of course I'm all right," he told his sister on the telephone. "No, she didn't leave me. We discussed it like adults and decided not to live together. That's all." But time passed and Macon did not The Accidental Tourist feel any better. He began to ask himself if the unhappiness was ever going to end. He didn't eat real meals any more. When he was hungry he drank a glass of milk. Or he ate some ice cream. He seemed to be losing weight and his hair grew long. Of course he was all right — but his nights were terrible. He dreamed of Ethan. Ethan went to summer camp when he was twelve — a year ago almost exactly. He was in the top age group — a tall, fair-haired boy with an open, friendly face. Don't think about it. He was killed in a Burger Bonanza restaurant on his second night at camp. It was hard to understand. The man who killed Ethan did not come to the restaurant to kill. He came to steal. He took the money and was ready to leave. But before he went he decided to shoot every person there through the back of the head. The people in the summer camp did not know that Ethan was in the restaurant with a friend. They thought that he was safely in his tent. Why didn't they check? And why did Sarah let Ethan leave home? Why did Macon agree? Why did Ethan ... ? Don't think about it. In the daytime he continued with his work. His publisher telephoned. It was time to go to London again. It was time to rewrite his guidebook, Accidental Tourist in England. He left for the airport two hours early because he hated being in a hurry. He called the dog, a Welsh corgi.* The dog was going with him to the vet's, but the little animal did not know that yet. He sat next to Macon happily in the car, waiting for his walk. Macon talked to him calmly. "Hot, isn't it, Edward? Do you want the * Welsh corgi: a kind of dog. Corgis are small and have very short legs.