PERFECTIONIST MOM TAKES DOING IT ALL TO THE NEXT LEVEL AS THE WORLD'S WORST ATTEMPTED SWINGER
Waiting in line to use the bathroom in a fancy New York City sex club is just like waiting to use the bathroom anywhere else. Well, anywhere else that people walk around half-naked. And anywhere else that you must send in a bio and full-body photo before being added to the invite list. Besides those things, it's like waiting in line for the bathroom anywhere else.
Raised in figure skating, Ashleigh brought the quest for perfectionism into marriage and motherhood. Three kids and a decade later, she and her husband think a little sexy fun may be the perfect remedy for the exhaustion of hard-core adulting. Everyone deserves a little break, don't they?
From sex clubs to invite-only parties to dating apps for couples, Ashleigh awkwardly discovers they've made a slight miscalculation, underestimating the complexities of the...