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U.S. $15.95 • Fiction/Erotica s u get ready to get off d d One of the hidden benefits of everyone being so busy may be the rise of the quickie. e No one writes fresh fiction on quick sex better than Alison Tyler, who has probably n inspired more time-efficient trysts than any other eroticist. s Sudden Sex proves the adage that variety is the spice of life in these sixty-nine e smoldering stories featuring BDSM, spanking, toys, tools, girls gone wild and men who need it just as bad. The thrill of getting caught adds heat to Sophia Valenti’s x quick tryst with a handsome stranger in “Riding the 5:15.” A recently divorced woman arrives in a new town and soon finds herself in the arms of two men (at the same time) in Georgia E. Jones’s “Tripartite.” A limo driver’s fantasies come true with “The Not-So-Blushing Bride” in Lucy Felthouse’s pre- wedding romp. Whether late night at the office with a hot new coworker or naughty nooners with a long-time love, the lickety-split encounters of Tyler’s Sudden Sex will inspire you to dial up a booty call stat. e 6 d 9 i t s “Alison Tyler is the ‘Queen of the Quickie.’ ed ul t b r If you are looking for a scorching hot y y a s r e a d , l o o k n o f u r t h e r .—” Cosmopolitan lison hort s t t y o Cleis Press ler rie 1-800-780-2279 s www.cleispress.com Photo: Timothy Shonnard/Getty Images Design: Scott Idleman/Blink Distributed by Publishers Group West sudden sex 69 Sultry Short StorieS Edited by Alison Tyler Copyright © 2013 by Pretty Things Press. All rights reserved. Except for brief passages quoted in newspaper, magazine, radio, television, or online reviews, no part of this book may be reproduced in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including photocopying or recording, or by information storage or retrieval system, without permission in writing from the publisher. Published in the United States by Cleis Press, Inc., 2246 Sixth Street, Berkeley, California 94710. Printed in the United States. Cover design: Scott Idleman/Blink Cover photograph: Timothy Shonnard/Getty Images Text design: Frank Wiedemann First Edition. 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Trade paper ISBN: 978-1-57344-900-7 E-book ISBN: 978-1-57344-961-8 Love is a sudden revelation: a kiss is always a discovery. —Anonymous Contents xi Introduction 1 Booked • Alison Tyler 7 Frank • Donna George Storey 13 Riding the 5:15 • Sophia Valenti 18 Peach-Colored Panties • Thomas S. Roche 25 Reserved • Jax Baynard 30 Night Visitor • Cheyenne Blue 35 Tripartite • Georgia E. Jones 41 Lift a Finger • Jeremy Edwards 44 Stopover • A. D. R. Forte 51 The Point of Least Resistance • Saskia Walker 56 Misdirection • Victoria Janssen 62 Sweet and Spicy • Kat Watson 68 Working Up a Sweat • Heidi Champa 75 Come As You Are • Andrea Dale 80 Possessive Tense • Raziel Moore 83 Necessities for a Perfect Marriage • Ashley Lister 90 One Sleep • Maria See 92 Crawling Through Temptation • Elise Hepner 97 Ticktock • Rita Winchester 103 Throwing Sugar • Jeremy Edwards 110 Bound to Serve • Mina Murray 115 Naugahyde • Sommer Marsden 121 The Perfect Pair • Sophia Valenti 126 Taming His Wild Cat • Andrea Dale 128 At the Car Wash • Lucy Felthouse 134 The Exorcism • Veronica Wilde 141 My Army Buddy’s Girlfriend • N.T. Morley 148 Two-Man Job • A. M. Hartnett 153 Sex in the Shower • Thomas S. Roche 159 Deep Throat, Deep Love • Kristina Lloyd 163 Hoarder • Bella Dean 170 TV Repairs • Sophia Valenti 177 Triptych • Kat Watson 184 Seasonal Affected Disorder • Gina Marie 188 The Scribe • Tabitha Rayne 194 Come to the Light • Maria See 197 Night Heat • Vida Bailey 201 For the Moment • Kiki DeLovely 206 Obey All Signs • Andrea Dale 210 Girls Sleep with Girls • Giselle Renarde 215 The Dealmakers • A. M. Hartnett 222 Among the Trees • Heidi Champa 226 Last Call • Sophia Valenti 231 I’d Rather Go Blind • Tenille Brown 235 Rubber Chicken • Thomas S. Roche 242 Sugar Upsets My Vagina • Kristina Lloyd 248 Clement • Sommer Marsden 252 Heart on the Dance Floor • Stella Harris 257 The Not-So-Blushing Bride • Lucy Felthouse 264 Homecoming • Sophia Valenti 270 Dress Me Up Pretty • K. Lynn 276 Committee Work • Jeremy Edwards 282 Queen of Parking-Lot Blow Jobs • Giselle Renarde 287 Helluva Thing • A.M. Hartnett 293 Mad Ghosts of Lust • Kristina Lloyd 297 Bookmarked • Alison Tyler 304 Cuckold’s Nest • D. L. King 309 Cookie • Sharon Wachsler 315 Eye of the Beholder • Stella Harris 318 Stress Relief • K. Lynn 322 If You Know Where to Look • Giselle Renarde 328 Thrill the Competition • Allison Wonderland 334 Cosmic Fate • Angell Brooks 340 Let Me Tie You Up? • Devin Phillips 347 Nice Dream • J. Sinclaire 351 Eva • Donna George Storey 357 Dress Code • N. T. Morley 363 Consequences • Cheyenne Blue 369 Bookended • Alison Tyler 377 About the Editor introduCtion My favorite shorts are frayed. You can see the tips of the pockets poking through, pale white against the sublimely faded denim. Strands dangle from the thigh holes, leaving just the right amount to the imagination. What would happen if you pulled a thread? Would the entire pair of shorts unravel, leaving me naked? My favorite short stories are totally different—brand new, rather than well-worn. Crisp and focused, taut and tight. The pieces in this collection are waiting for you to slide them on, button the fly then turn and admire how well they fit your kink. Because—as everyone who knows me understands by now—I’m all about the kink. This collection features BDSM, spanking, toys, tools, girls gone bad and men who need it just as bad. I’ve assembled stories from xii sudden sex writers I’ve worked with for nearly two decades as well as wordsmiths who are new to me. What do the pieces have in common? Each one maxes out at fifteen hundred words. That’s not a lot of small talk. We’ve cut the awkward getting-to-know-you phase and instead parked you right up at the point. We’re past first base, past second, on our way to third. His hand is under your skirt; her palm is on your cock. We’re all adults here— no need to fight the fact that sometimes what we crave is simple: Sudden Sex. Take a breath. Bite your lip. Get ready to get off. Nothing can get more sudden than the stories in this book. XXX, Alison Tyler Booked Alison tyler T here. Finally. Thank fucking god.” Gina’s parking skills were tested to the maximum in order to force her Karmann Ghia into the tight space between two SUVs across from the restaurant. She was visibly trembling when she exited the little citron- hued car and started to walk to the café. This was a big deal—a meeting she’d been prepping for all month. Unfortunately for her, lunch was scheduled for one of those high-end, chichi restaurants that made her tense simply looking at the menu. She’d hoped to arrive early enough to stake her place at a table and get comfortable, but the restaurant wasn’t opened yet. She dug into her purse for her datebook to make sure she had the time right. Most of her friends used iPhones or BlackBerries to track their daily lives, but