Skinny Bitch in the Kitch: Kick-Ass Recipes for Hungry Girls Who Want to Stop Cooking Crap PDF
Preview Skinny Bitch in the Kitch: Kick-Ass Recipes for Hungry Girls Who Want to Stop Cooking Crap
Table of Contents Praise Title Page Dedication Acknowledgements Introduction Bitchin’ BREAKFASTS French Scramble Homemade Granola Parfait THE Breakfast Sandwich Potato Scramble Pecan-crusted French Toast Basic Pancakes Basic Fruit and Nut Muffins Basic Fruit Smoothie Bitchin’ Breakfast Burrito Denver Bitchlette for Two PMS PISSY MOOD SNACKS Quesadillas with Beans, Soy Cheese, Guacamole, and Salsa “Ham” and Cheese Puff Pockets Onion Rings Oven-baked Garlic Fries Quick Tortilla Pizzas Grown-up APPETIZERS Crabby Cakes with Remoulade Sauce Garlicky White Bean Spread on Crostini Herbed “Egg ” Salad Scoops Mock Chop ped Liver Spicy Mixed Nuts Stuffed Mushrooms Spicy Sushi Rolls with Avocado and Cucumber Brown Sushi Rice Sassy Soups AND STEWS Cheezy Cream of Broccoli Soup “Chicken” Noodle Soup Lentil Vegetable Soup Split Pea Soup Red Wine “Beef” Stew Super Easy Creamy “Chicken” and Gravy Stew Skinny-Ass SALADS Caesar Salad with Homemade Herbed Croutons Greek Salad Chef’s Salad Tabouleh Potato Salad with Fresh Dill Edamame Three-bean Salad Creamy Cole Slaw Mediterranean Pasta Salad Hearty-Ass SANDWICHES Club Sandwich Reuben-esque “Tuna” Salad Sandwich “Chicken” Salad Sandwich Philly “Cheesesteak” Veggie Burger Four Ways Grilled “Chicken” Panini Three Ways International BITCH Falafel Japanese Soba Noodles with Steamed Vegetables and Tofu Potato and Pumpkin Curry with Brown Basmati Rice Pad Thai Veggie Enchiladas Italian BITCH East Coast Lasag na Stuffed Shells with Red or White Sauce Penne with Butternut Squash, Sag e Pesto, and Almonds Fettuccini Alfredo Linguini with Pesto, Pine Nuts, and Sun-dried Tomatoes Eggplant Parmesan Down Home COOKIN’ Macaroni and Four Cheeses Oven-fried “Chicken” and Cornbread Cha Cha Chile Potatoes au Gratin Shep herd’s Pie Cheezy Casserole “Meatloaf” with Mashed Potatoes and Gravy Sloppy Joes Potato Skins with all the Fixin’s Skinny Bitch STAPLE MEALS Steamed Veggies and Tofu with Brown Rice Double-dip Fondue Roasted Sausage, Peppers, Onions, and Garlic over Soft Polenta Big-Ass Veggie Burrito Smoked Tofu Stir-fry Summer Garden Pasta Waldorf Wheat Berry Salad French Lentil Salad Tamari-roasted Root Vegetables with C ashew Millet Balsamic Portobello Mushrooms over Grilled Vegetable Couscous Spaghetti Squash with Spicy Braised Greens, Raisins, and Pine Nuts Hummus, Tempeh, and Cucumber Wrap Green Goddess Pasta “Chicken” Square Meal with White Beans, Quinoa Pilaf, and Asparagus Divine Dressings, SAUCES, AND SUBSTITUTES Savory White Cream Sauce Brown Gravy Cheezy Sauce Ranch Dressing Thousand Island Dressing Miso Ging er Dressing Agave-Dijon Spread Agave-Dijon Dressing Caesar Dressing Basil Pesto Sage Pesto Basic Red Sauce Super Simple Pizza Sauce Tofu “Ricotta” Marinated Tofu “Feta” Happy ENDINGS Chocolate Chip Cookies Peanut Butter Potato Chip Cookies Buttery Shortbread Cookies Bitchtastic Brownies Hot Fudge Brownie Sundaes Cheezecake Vanilla Cake with Frosting Carrot Cake with Cream Cheese Frosting Chocolate Cake Dream Bars Rice Pudding Fresh Fruit Crisp After-Dinner Mint GLOSSARY INDEX Copyright Page Praise for Skinny Bitch “A funny, foul-mouthed ode to adopting a vegan diet.” —Dwight Garner, New York Times Book Review “The authors are brazen . . . They’re not trying to win popularity contests . . . they just want healthy people.” —Associated Press News Syndicate “Ready to jump-start [the year] with an electric prod to the system?. . . They tell it like it is, and without delicacy.” —Chicago Sun Times “There’s more solid advice in Skinny Bitch than in most diet and health books.” —Bitch Magazine “By no means for the faint hearted . . . this is as hard hitting as it comes!” —Hot Stars (UK) “This diet book doesn’t sugar-coat what you have to do to lose weight.” —Grazia “It made me laugh . . .” — Marie Claire UK “Sensible advice . . .” —Health & Fitness UK “ . . . an absolutely hilarious read . . . refreshingly in-your-face funny. . . . What are you waiting for, you moron? Go buy this book!” —Florida Today “What makes this diet easy to swallow is the book’s tough-love attitude—part best-friend counsel, part drill-sergeant abuse and a dash of sailor mouth, wrapped in a pretty chick-lit package.” —iVillage, Diet & Fitness
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