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Services, New Delhi For Connie Page Intentionally Left Blank CONTENTS Acknowledgments ix Preface xi Part I. Virtual Bible, Virtual Gospel Chapter 1 Virtuality and the Bible 3 Chapter 2 The Simulation of Jesus, and the Virtual Gospel 24 Part II. Four Jesuses Chapter 3 Matthew’s Gospel according to Pasolini 49 Chapter 4 Child and Kingdom: On some Unsettling Language in the Gospel of Mark 70 Chapter 5 Dark Conceptions: The Two Fathers of Luke’s Jesus 91 Chapter 6 John Simulates the Anti-simulacrum: Reading Jesus’ Writing 115 Part III. Canonical Reality Effects Chapter 7 The Possibility of Error: Minority Report and the Synoptic Gospels 141 Chapter 8 Fantasy and the Synoptic Problem: Q and the “Minor Agreements” against Mark 164 Chapter 9 Luke and John, and the Simulation of Christ 187 Chapter 10 The Virtual Gospel and the Canonical Control of Meaning 211 Bibliography 222 Index of References 230 Index of Names 238 ACKNOWLEDGMENTS Unless otherwise noted, English quotations from the Bible in this book are from the Revised Standard Version (1971). The Greek text of the New Testament is from Nestle and Aland (1979) and that of the Septuagint is from Rahlfs (1979). Parts of many of these chapters have been previously published, but all of this material has been edited, expanded, or revised to fit into the larger argument of this book. An earlier version of Chapter 1 appears in Roland Boer and Fernando Segovia, eds, The Future of the Biblical Past (Semeia Studies, SBL Press, 2011). A much shorter version of Chapter 2 appears in Roberta Sabbath, ed., Sacred Tropes: Tanakh, New Testament, Qur’an as Literary Works (Brill, 2009), and parts of Chapter 3 appear in Cross Currents, Winter, 2002. Chapter 4 was written especially for this book. An earlier version of Chapter 5 appears in George Aichele and Richard Walsh, eds, Those Outside: Noncanonical Readings of Canonical Gospels (Continuum/ T & T Clark International, 2005), and a shorter version of Chapter 6 appears in Biblical Interpretation 12(4), 2004. Parts of Chapter 7 appear in Biblical Interpretation 14(1–2), 2006, and this double issue was also published as J. Cheryl Exum, ed., The Bible in Film – the Bible and Film (Brill, 2006). Chapter 8 was written especially for this book, and parts of Chapter 9 appear in The Bible and Critical Theory 4(1), 2008. Chapter 10 was written especially for this book. I am deeply indebted to many friends who have spent time and effort reading drafts of these writings and sharing their thoughts with me. They help me to see problems and opportunities in the texts that I would have otherwise missed. Others have provided helpful expert answers to my questions. I take full responsibility for the contents of this book and any errors it may contain, but without the help of these friends any value that may be found here would be seriously diminished. These friends and advisers include Fred Burnett, Elizabeth Castelli, Kevin Hart, Peter Miscall, Raj Nadella, Adele Reinhartz, Yvonne Sherwood, Jeffrey Staley, and Richard Walsh, as well as my former students, Carli Dice and Krystal Bedtelyon.