Simple Stories for Idiots PDF
44 Pages·1986·2.612 MB·other
Most books are stored in the elastic cloud where traffic is expensive. For this reason, we have a limit on daily download.
Preview Simple Stories for Idiots
Description:
"WRITE SOMETHING FOR THE MASSES! WRITE SOMETHING THAT WILL SELL!"
This is the advice that has been given to me by friends and relatives for many years. After publishing many books of short stories for intelligent people and, as a result , sinking deeper and deeper into poverty, I have finally decided to take their advice. If you have not bought my books before because they were over your head, you no longer have that excuse. NO MATTER HOW DUMB YOU ARE, I GUARANTEE THIS IS ONE BOOK YOU CAN READ.
Included in this ridiculous but entertaining collection are stories about a hockey player who takes orders from a tree, an accountant who believes something horrible is taking place in the chewing gum company where he works, an African native who becomes Lieutenant-Governor of Ontario, and a Yonge St. greaser who wakes up to find he has big breasts. Of course, if you're intelligent you can still buy this book. Just say you're buying it for a
friend. Nobody will know if you read it yourself.
This is the advice that has been given to me by friends and relatives for many years. After publishing many books of short stories for intelligent people and, as a result , sinking deeper and deeper into poverty, I have finally decided to take their advice. If you have not bought my books before because they were over your head, you no longer have that excuse. NO MATTER HOW DUMB YOU ARE, I GUARANTEE THIS IS ONE BOOK YOU CAN READ.
Included in this ridiculous but entertaining collection are stories about a hockey player who takes orders from a tree, an accountant who believes something horrible is taking place in the chewing gum company where he works, an African native who becomes Lieutenant-Governor of Ontario, and a Yonge St. greaser who wakes up to find he has big breasts. Of course, if you're intelligent you can still buy this book. Just say you're buying it for a
friend. Nobody will know if you read it yourself.
See more
The list of books you might like
Most books are stored in the elastic cloud where traffic is expensive. For this reason, we have a limit on daily download.
