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The event was part of Antifreeze, a week of student competitions kicking off the winter semester. "ALLEY= GREEN DION projects, amongst other environmentally friendly endeavours). Other celebs who've participated in similar projects include STEPHANE DION IS A LITTLE AWKWARD, IN A GANGLY NERD KIND Tony Blair, Iron Maiden, and husband-and-wife Canadian of way. He was speaking at a recent “town hall” session here in skiers Thomas Grandi and Sara Renner. THE -S HDADEOAW TH; / Edmonton that was billed as an exchange of ideas, but no And that’s great. But, and we're just asking mind you, might doubt designed as practice for the newly minted Liberal leader carbon neutrality be the latest way for middle-class environ- and his three pillars stump speech—environment, economy, mentalists to assuage their liberal guilt without actually domg and social justice. Nothing more than a token effort in a Conser- anything? Let's just hope everyone doesn’t figure they can just vative stronghold pay out a hundred bucks and otherwise continue apace with At first, he comes off as a bit of a lightweight, but he has a the typically wasteful North American lifestyle. kind of slow-burning charm, expressed mostly in the way he Hey, how about buying some carbon credits and still making thinks and explains his ideas. Too bad he won't play well here lifestyle changes to reduce your emissions? Forget carbon-neu- in Alberta. Everything about him, from the French accent to his tral, how about going carbon-negative? That we'd applaud. focus on the green economy and education, screams eastern meddling. A recent Edmonton Sun editorial exemplified the ADOPT AN ALLEYWAY quintessential good ol’ boy thinking, painting him as a man out to kill the oil sands. “Dion made it clear that he intends to ride NO WONDER EDMONTON HAS SO MANY BLANK, ABANDONED his assault on the Alberta industrial heartland in the name of alleys scattered throughout the city—no one wants to take the deeply flawed Kyoto greenhouse-gas emissions agreement responsibility for ‘them. Last week the Transportation and Pub- all the way to the next election.” lic Works Committee voted not to repair the 94 per cent of As if development is a yes or no question. As if any idea ger- alleys that are paved. Homeowners and landlords will foot the minated east of Calgary is intrinsically evil. As if Alberta has no bill themselves. Residents are furious. While the city should cer- ther choice than Tory blue. Or Liberal red tainly pay for necessary repairs, something they’ve failed to do for over six years, neighbourhoods should also take ownership CARBON STARVIN’ of these neglected eyesores. This is a perfect example of the bro- ken window syndrome. When no one takes responsibility for FEDERAL HEALTH MINISTER TONY CLEMENT IS THE LATEST PUBLIC making repairs, people begin to view the area as a place they figure to “offset” his carbon emissions, having just plonked can abuse. On the other hand, if the city paid for the paving, down $99 US to carbonfund.org to go carbon neutral, offsetting and neighbours kicked in some time, paint, and imagination, the greenhouse gases created by his travel and electricity use these neglected areas could become vital community spaces. (the money the website receives goes to fund renewable energy 4 SHE Edmonton +Ja nuary 18-Janu2a4r,2 y00 7 ews The most fabulous CONTEST in the history of GAMES! Clecvork (Jtange Jutce Play Vinyl Hunter, name the MYSTERY MUSICAL ARTIST & WIN! 9UGH WHEELING Wein’s own son Daniel was provincial governments proyide a NEWLY FORMED FRIENDS OF injured in a motorcycle accident over “living wage" for all government This week’s prize SBI berta Abilities Lodges advocacy five years ago. The family recently employees. The group doesn’t state pup is lobbying the provincial spent a week at William Watson a particular dollar amount, arguing ernment for accessible lodges Lodge, a barrier-free lodge with that wages should be tied to inflation d campgrounds in northern accessible trails in Peter Lougheed and the local economy. The mini- berta. The group also hopes to Provincial Park. mum wage in Alberta is $7.00, but ork with organizations such as Girl Ross Watson, manager of the the study found those making $12 hides and Boy Scouts on retro- lodge says the facility is consistently per hour would barely cover basic fing their existing facilities to 100 per cent booked. During the expenses. sommodate the physically chal- summer, the 80-person lodge has a Across the province and all age waiting list of 100 people each categories, the group found a wage Fed University of Alberta month. According to the Spinal gap between men and women. Two- estry professor Ross Wein hopes Cord Injury Treatment Centre Soci- thirds of respondent that made less group's work will give families a ety, 332,000 Albertans and thou- than $12 an hour were women. Leth- ance to relax and bond outside sands of senior citizens periodically bridge, Red Deer, and the Athabas- ir daily routine. 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If peo, duties as guardians and stewards of ple wish to pen tributes to Muss; lin Libertarians envision a world without “we” our natural environment and all the or Clifford Olson, they’re fucked jy species inhabiting it. I'm sure any the head, but as long as they don’, libertarians reading that last sen- inflict their insanity on an unwilling BUSINESS-MINDED, URBAN ALBERTA study one of their “researchers” The grandiosely named but any tence will roll their eyes and think to public, they should have the free conservatives often like to distance spent two hours compiling from Canadian Federation of Indepen- themselves, “Sentimental pinko- dom to do so. None of these rights themselves from social conserva- Amero-Republican propaganda and dent Business and the Canadian commie faggot: of course he thinks detracts from the rights of anyone tives, preferring labels like “econom- biographies of Ayn Rand, which Taxpayers Federation (I’ve known that way.” Well, I'm rubber and else. ic conservative” or “libertarian.” absolutely proves that public regula- two of their directors, who are loneli- you're glue... Where I part company with liber. But do libertarians really offer tion is bad for the environment, er at the office than the proverbial Libertarians spend a lot of time tarians is in how we deal with maj. middle of the road voters a more Maytag repairman) peddle similar complaining about the “nanny ters outside the human bodies tha sensible alternative? It’s hard to COMMENT nonsense, and the mainstream state,” but if anyone behaves like are (or should be) unquestionably avoid the feeling that they're just media lap it up like it was authorita- they need a nanny, and a diaper our own. Resources such as money, immature brats who want us to SS tive and representative of a substan- change, it is they. Adults accept that land, clean air and water, are not believe that their uninhibited pursuit tial slice of academic and intellectual we can’t have everything we want, infinite: More for me means less {or of self-interest is somehow morally opinion, when neither assumption is even if we have the funds to make it you. My polluting factory upstream and philosophically sophisticated whereas voluntary corporate envi- correct. happen. Adults also accept that means diseases for you and for oth. I'm nauseated every time I see a ronmental polices are just dandy. I there are things we cannot do on our ers living downstream. The contro} bumper sticker or button proclaim- remember visiting their Vancouver AN ADULT'S WORST NIGHTMARE own and that cooperation is part of of many Latin American countries ing that “tax is theft,” or hear some office years ago, where a sign proud- What annoys me most about liber- our nature as social creatures— arable land by a small coterie of flack from the 20-person-strong Fras- ly proclaimed, “Earth First. We'll log tarians is their denial of the reality of granted, competition is too, but both wealthy landowners relegates er Institute push a very important the other planets later.” society (a term Margaret Thatcher must be honoured for our world to almost everyone else there to perpe work. Libertarians generally accept ual poverty. The 4-wheel driver in government roles only in spheres the wilderness imperils the local involving the protection of private ecosystem and endangers the exis- BY ownership and defence against other tence of many of the species within RUBEN states. Some of the weirder libertari- These “rights” are not of the same BOLLING ans even want police services priva- class as private freedoms and it is tized and open to competition. This brazenly misleading to group them is a kindergarten inmate's ultimate t er. dream—no mommy telling him or The biblical Book of Genesis pro- her what to do. 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When Whitaker speaks of rep- By Bnan Whitaker resentations of lesbians in Arab liter- California Princeton Press, 264 pp., $23.95 ature, he concludes that lesbian affairs “tend to be treated as logi- CITIZEN OF THE WORLD cal—even natural—behaviour for By John English women who haye no male partner Knopf Canada, 576 pp.. $39.95 or those whose husbands fail to sat- isfy their needs.” WITH THE RECENT DEFEAT OF Not what you’d expect to hear, Stephen Harper's motion to reopen eh? the same-sex marriage debate, Cana- Of course, gays and lesbians in the dians are breathing easy, assured region face real discrimination. that we lead the world in recogniz Where legislation exists to condemn ing human rights. But let's not get same-sex acts, gays and lesbians face Design blues smug, The rest of the world isn’t as blackmail and harassment. Whitaker far behind as we might think. Two compares the social climate to 1950s new books, UnspeakaLobvel: eGa y Britain, the period immediately and Lesbian Life in the Middle East, and before “liberation.” Citizen of the World: The Lifoef Pierre This makes for truly captivating Falk paints a melancholy self Elliot Trudeau, Volume One: 1919- reading that will appeal to both 1968, are thoughtful stimulation for those interested in Middle Eastern these who would bask in the appar- culture and the queer reader. ent victory achieved in parliament adigm that gays and lesbians in the To be fair, the first volume ofJ ohn MELANCHOLIC PROXIMITIES- both solitary and comforting at one! Unspeakable Love, by Brian Whitak- West are Pride-liberated and those in English’s Trudeau biography, Citizen By Charlotte Falk, Until Jan 31, Sugar Bowl It is complete in and of itself, but is er, Middle East editor of The Indepen- the Middle East are totally of the World, says little of his tremen- (10922-88 Ave.), Closing reception Sat, Jan 27, also closed off from its surround- dent, maintains a dispassionate atti- oppressed, That paradigm isn’t inac- dous impact on Lesbian-Gay-Trans- 8pm , Open to the general public ings.” tude that makes for utterly fascinat- curate so much as irrelevant. gendered-Bisexual rights in Canada. A work such as “Girls” reveals ing reading. Though the intersection Asone Saudi Arabian gay activist (Trudeau engineeredI t he Charter of A RECENT (GRADUATE FROM THE Falk's background in design of “Gay and “the Middle East” points out, ina culture where Rights and Freedom in 1982, in case Design program at the U of A witha through its composition, shortening immediately makes one think of dra- women cannot. go.out without a you've forgotten. This was the basis primary focus on Industrial Design our focus into the immediate fore- conian repression and horror, chaperone, and a-wife must walk for allowing same-sex marriage.) and Visual Communication Design, ground of two strong and haunting Whitaker quietly and methodically four paces behind her husband, pub- This is largely because the Charlotte Falki ss uddenly-retuming faces with little or no frill in spatial disproves that knee-jerk assumption lic displays of affection between men Trudeau that emerges in the pages to her painting roots, delineation. as he surveys Middle Eastern law, and women are shunned. Yet of John English’s excellent writing is Feeling disillusioned after gradu- Falk's tonal depth is clearly still in literature, society, and religion straight men have the freedom to juvenile; the book ends with his vic- ating last spring and burnt out with its experimental stages, as she, at tory in the Liberal leadership con- design, she decided to go back toa times, falls into pure abstraction. |f Lesbianism is so off the radar vention of 1968. So we wander form that gave her more creative this show is only a hint of things to through his Anti-Semitic phase, his freedom and less with market come, the 22-year-old Falk may be that women can easily pose as “revolutionary” phase, his national- potential one to watch in the coming years ist phase. The narrative does drag at “1 was curious to see what kind of Saskatoon-bred, Falk has also “flatmates” and cohabit times, but only as a result of Eng- work I would come up with after a lived her prairie experience through lish’s historical fidelity. Once three-year hiatus from painting. I a short stint in Winnipeg. Reflecting without a problem. Trudeau enters Parliament, we ended up committing to a small on how these prairies may have begin to see glimmers of how this show mid-summer, and found affected her creatively, her thoughts Constitutional lawyer was to wallop myself having to create a series of gather steam. Canadian society. The execution of paintings in a week. The short dead- “I know that I've been exposed tt True, many of the countrieso f the kiss and hold hands in public any of his ideas, obviously, occurred line worked well because | was the notions of inferiority that sur- Arab league have explicitly and As another gay man says after he became PM and will ensure forced to produce without time to round the arts here. Art and design extremely homophobic legislation Walking around any shopping better reading in the second volume. overanalyze. | began to develop a do not play the same roles culturallj on the books—Saudi Arabia, for centre, you'd see dozens of teenage Although Cifizoefn th e World has new style and process for my paint- here as they do in other parts of the instance, can enforce the death boys holding hands and dressing in received laudable reviews in the ing.” world, or even the country. There penalty for same-sex acts. On the tight flared pants and tight t-shirts mainstream press, it is worthy to The result has turned into Melan- are some good things happening oEtghyeprt , hahnadv,e snoom el egciosulnattriioens,, yestu cgha ysas jHuesrte ,a stshuims ei s tchoenys'irdee rterdy inngo rtmoa lb.e sYtyolu- ersepmeicnida llny onth-omsaei nosf turse awmh or egardeerws , up rcheonltilcy uPpro xaitm ittihees ,S uag asorl oB oswholw Gocuirn- g htoenr e dotehsou ghha.v e Foa rg reaxsasmrpoloet,s dEedsmiognn- and lesbians are routinely persecut- ish.” ina post-Trudeau society, of the back to acrylic paint for its sheer movement occurring that is largely ed. Meanwhile, Lebanon, witha law Similarly, Whitaker cites “Laila,” enormous influence he had on Cana- dexterity and its opacities and vis- possible due to the lack of commer condemning homosexuality, is an Egyptian lesbian, who says that da and our values. Canadian history, cosities, Falk combines light washes cial activity in design here.” beginning to openly accept gays and lesbianism is so off the radar that that discipline we love to shun, is over more traditional representa- Though actively painting again, lesbians. women can easily pose as “flat- sometimes worth reading. tions of minimal colour textures in Falk hasn't completely abandoned In other words, put aside the par- mates” and cohabit without a prob- JAY SMITH her most recent work. Playing with her design roots. 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January 18 January 24,2007 ° Edmonton SQ on stage “This is a show NO KAMA SUMATRA that’s all about looking at what you have and deciding where you are going from there” WAYNE PAQu ing where you're going from they process that is going to be painfy| and awkward, but also implies th you're not giving up and dismiss your dreams.” Embodying this thematic tightrope Trevor Schmidt's equal multilayered set design: a surreal, dominated by kitschy-romantic waves of lacy curtains and a larg, round bed. “This is a very subtle set,” Paqy tte says, “because it’s the hotel ny described in the play, but it’s als designed to be a constraining boi that the two of them don't really § into. This is an odd, not quite puti not quite private place where the are totally out of context.” k, dirtierd On a personal note, the play, a Vie? ES EGFRFEREENYt IhAeU start of his brand-new role wi Dirty tal Shadow Theatre, marks a persor rawers anniversary for the 30-year-old _ Paquette. “1 started my theatre career asi stage manager here a decade ago} Shadow Theatre psycho-analyzes the laundry hamper I naturally see Shadow as my the atrical home,” he says, happy to} able to move into the next stage¢ SEXY LAUNDRY favourite players. ing, but a copy of Sex for Dummies He also notes that this thematic ten- his career with the company By Michele Rimi, Directed by John Hudson, “Given that this play is all about a and a weekend reservation at a local sion is evident right in the show’s “Being assistant director in this Staring Coralie Caims, Glenn Nelson, until Feb married couple dealing with their trendy hotel title, a word play that makes refer- production has been just great. T 4, 8 pm, weekend matinees 2 pm, Varscona history together, who better to play Says Paquette, what makes this ence to the actual sexy lingerie you’d able to bounce ideas off of [artist Theatre (10329 83 Ave) Tickets: $16-$20, $13- them than these two actors who romantic comedy a Shadow play, expect at an anniversary getaway, as director John Hudson], as well a $17 students/seniors, 420-1757 or tixon: share such a rich theatrical history?” given the company’s history of it also references the metaphorical complimenting the overall vision thesquare.ca, of 434-5564. he asks. mounting intellectually significant airing of dirty laundry that some- the show by taking aspects of clu The second play in Shadow’s all- work, is the script. times happens in similar such mile- acter development and the psy MICHELE RIML’S SEXY LAUNDRY IS THE Canadian current season, RimI's “On the surface this is a light, stone retreats. logical connections in the text uni perfect sophomore play for Shadow play already boasts more than half- sexy, and fun comedy, but there is “This is a couple that has met all my wing.” Theatre's milestone 15th anniversary a-dozen productions all across Cana- also a real dark underbelly,” he says their material goals and has found And, he says, the extra time wa season, says Shadow’s newest artis- da in its short half-decade life. The Riml’s script delves into the more itself falling into a pattern, they are well worth it. tic associate, Wayne Paquette. play tells the simple but powerful selfinvolved, personal agendas ina rut with each other. The ques- “The depth built into this text For starters, Paquette says, the tale of Alice and Henry, a tired but Alice and Henry each bring to the tion they have to ask themselves is, means you really have to take tle production is a brilliant showpiece still loving couple striving to rekin- relationship. can they move forward? time and effort to go to those deg for Coralie Cairns and Glenn Nel- die the fire after 25 years of monoga- “{It] leads to a big surprise in the “This is a play that's all about places.” son, two of Shadow’s longtime mous married life, armed with noth- middle of the show,” Paquette says looking at what you have and decid- GILBERTA . BOUC Sweet home Ontario find the change of pace refreshing. More troublesome for a city-bred theatre-goer, though, is the play’s Venerable franchise’s sixth installment shows some wear reliance on some knowledge of farm-based life for its humour. While a good ol’ farm boy like WINGFIELD’S INFERNO production and the speed with admit that this play, like the five that your ever-faithful reviewer had no By Dan Needles, Directed by Douglas Beattie, which the assembled mass rose up preceded it, is a theatrical offering trouble with references to imple- Starring Rod Beattie, Until Jan 28, 8 pm, 2 pm as one to give Beattie a standing appealing to some sensibilities over ment-bending field stones and the matinee Sundays, Shoctor Theatre (Citadel). ovation. others. challenges of raising fancy poultry, Tickets: $35 to $60, available at 425-1820 or Then again, the crowd was just For example, the elegance and my dyed-in-the-wool urbanite the- cttadeitheatre.com, or at 9828-101A Ave. recognizing the obvious: Beattie is measured nature of the play's atre companion was left completely one of Canada’s best stage actors humour and the epistolary nature of in the dark at several key parts of the IT’S THE UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE and presents a true tour-de-force the piece means that it moves at cer- play. century to say that Edmonton audi- performance that sees Walt coordi- fain comic pace that younger fans of All in all, this is a small, albeit dis- ences love thespian Rod Beattie and nating a Machiavellian building more frenetic humour honed on tancing, flaw that can easily be over- his on-going theatrical exploration committee after fire ravishes the postmodern cartoon shows and come by simply accepting the rural of Bay Street stockbroker-turned- local Orange Hall. over-the-top improv might not flavour of the play as just one more Ontario dirt farmer Walt Wingfield Seamlessly shifting from charac- appreciate so completely. exotic (if homespun) tile in an in the Letters from Wingfield Farm ter to character in a theatrical uni- This is a school of humour that increasingly growing and complicat- plays. verse that boasts 30-some fictional lets you know where it’s going the- ed Canadearaiswie 7 manOcne a onf onWi-nogpfeienlidn’gs Innifgehrtmo ,p etrhfeo rs-i xth daedneipzte nast, deBleiavtetriei ngis atnh e atcetxotr' s sdurpyer-- omawtni ca(llleyi,s uraenldy ) wislple egde.t tPheerrseo naatl liyts youY ashe,e yaonud moir ghheta rn,o tb ugte tW eavlte ryWtihnign-g installment of this two-decade-and- wit offerings, peppered with subtle B) field’s inherent theatrical charms are change franchise, I was struck with but impressive bits of physical 1 fall somewhere in-between these still more than enough comic bounty just now completely the audience humour. two attitudes, and while usually I to appease theatre fans. bought into this profoundly warm That being said, | also have to: like my humour nasty and fast, I GILBERT A. 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