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TUESDAY, MAY 18, 1999
Trustees
approve
tuition
hikes
By Stephanie Carvin
As a result of increases approved by .
the Queen’s Board of Trustees earlier
this month, tuition for Commerce stu¬
dents will be rising by as much as 40
per cent next year.
The tuition increases will vary
depending on faculty year. Students
entering first-year Commerce will face
an increase of 9.1 per cent, while new
third and 'fourth-year students will
experience a 20 per cent increase. Firefighters battle blaze on roof of Kingston Medicine Shoppe, which has now re-located across the street.
Students entering second-year, how¬ PHOTO BY TbOD
ever, face the largest increase, as their
tuition will rise 40 per cent. Alleged masturbator
Commerce students are not the
only professional program facing de¬
regulation increases. Engineering stu¬
dents can also expect an increase of 20 at Queen’s Pub charged
per cent faculty-wide.
This rise in tuition levels is a result
of the provincial government’s 1997
amtouncement of plans to de-regulare
tuition for professional programs. In By Lianne Elliott & Stefan Murray Henry, feeling uncomfortable and tor of Queen’s Security. “We want to
response to the announcement, the unsafe, reported the incident to Mark keep him off campus until the matter is
School of Business held a student non¬ In the early hours of Thursday, Soules, an assistant manager, who was sorted out.”
binding referendum in November of April 29, Kingston Police Services working as wait staff for the evening. At Henry’s request. Security reported
the same year proposing an increase in charged former Queen’s student Geoff Soules then called Queen’s Security at the incident to Kingston Police, who sub¬
Commerce mition. Gallagher with committing an indecent 12:39 a.m. sequently charged Gallagher.
The tuition increase was proposed act. “I was really freaked out,” Henry Gallagher was also arrested that
in order to help finance a new $3.2 Gallagher, 22, allegedly exposed him¬ said, explaining that Gallagher had evening for being intoxicated in a public
million high-technology program self and began masturbating in direct already directed “rude comments” place. According to Fish, at the time of
called Net Imp@cc, designed to help sight of fourth-year Queen’s student. Sue towards her earlier in the evening. the arrest, Gallagher was “very intoxi¬
the school remain competitive by Henry. No student constables were mon¬ Security arrived at the pub in less than cated and disorderly.”
increasing the role of technology in itoring the pub entrance that evening. 10 minutes and issued Gallagher a notice In light of the incident, Queen’s
the classroom. Two-thirds of die vot¬ According to Queen’s Security of prohibition, banning him from Student Constables have made changes
ing Commerce students were in favour Director, Louise Fish, Gallagher entered Queen’s property. to their staff contracts. Prior to these
of this tuition increase. the pub by forging validation stickers on “Our main concern is for the safety of
Further guidelines for tuition de¬ an invalid student card. students,” explained Louise Fish, direc- Please see Gallagher on page 5
regulation, oudined last May by the Queen’s mourns death
Ministry of Education and Training, index
capped tuition increases at 20 per cent
for in-program students enrolled in
of former student
the University in 1997-1998. Because
the students of Comm ’02 do not meet
this cut-off, their luidon can be raised Volume 127, Issue 1
by C40o mpemre crecne t. students entering first By Jonathan Tinney uals. He was later pronounced dead on www.journal.queensu.ca
arrival at an area hospital.
year are not affected by the deregula¬
tion, as they are treated as students in The Queen’s community was sad¬ Mr. Nugent’s friends have expressed
general arts programs, which are still dened recently by news of the death of a shock and sorrow at the loss of such "a
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2 • The Queen's Journal# News Tuesday, May 18. Tuesday. May 18, 1999 News The Queen’s Journal • 3
Alfie’s shutting Provincial Election Candidates:
J'S UNIVERSITY down for summer
Kingston and the Islands
By Jonathan Tinney campus bars. Coupled with lower rev¬
STUDENT GOVERNMENT enue from a decrease in clientele, the Bob Pickering Chris Walker
AJfie’s Pub will be closing its doors pub has found itself forced to re-evalu¬
during the summer months in an ate its fiscal operations.
attempt to cut costs. Graeme Switzer, Alfie’s Pub assistant Progressive Conservative Party Green Party
After June 4, coinciding with the end manager, explained, “Basically, the rea¬
of Convocation, Alfie’s will discontinue son why we’re not going to be open in
all services until the fall. This unprece¬ July and August is that student demand
dented move comes two months after an has typically not been great in the sum¬
independent review committee issued an mer.”
economic viability report on the finan¬ “Closing during the summer will
cial future of the pub. allow us to cut costs and give the man¬
agers time to come up with a solid busi¬
“We’re trying to do all we ness plan for the coming year,” said Sue
Henry, Alma Mater Society services
The Great Folks at Color Your exccaens stoiv ep rleovsseenst. ” dire"Bctaosri.c ally it’s not profitable and
World at 722 Princess St. — Graeme Switzer, assistant we’re trying to do all we can to prevent
The cool dudes at the Con-Ed manager at Alfie*s Pub excHesesnivrye laolsssoe ss,a”i dS wthiatzt etrh sea isdu.m mer clo¬
Student’s Association sure will be used to do some mainte¬
The loss is due in part to the fact that nance to Alfie’s, in order to help the pub
All the Super-Duper volunteers the pub has to deal with many costly fac¬ “look better [and] feel better.”
tors. Among these are high over-head in Adam Caplan, ArtSci ’01 commented:
who put in hours of energy! the form of rent, and renovation costs “It doesn’t really affect me... all the bars By Stefan Murray By Crystal Bona By Jeff Child By Liz Frogley
that are still being paid off. in Kingston have a different feel in the
The Residents of Ban Righ Hall In addition to these problems, a Spring, and during this time, Alfie’s isn’t When residents of Kingston and the Kingston Progressive Conservative As the provincial election builds Chris Walker believes the Green Parry
ASUS power outage on homecoming weekend one of the bars 1 would choose.” Islands go to the polls, John Gerretsen candidate Bob Pickering is excited about momentum, New Democratic Party can¬ offers voters the only viable long-term
last September brought losses for all hopes that health care and education the upcoming election and what his plat¬ didate Beth Pater hopes voters will put vision.
The Journal will be the issues on their minds. form, the PC Blueprint, can do for the their trust and confidence into provin¬ Walker became involved in politics
CORRECTIONS Seeking re-election as the Kingston future of Ontario. cial NDP leader Howard Hampton and after receiving a flyer from the Green
All the students with generous and the Islands representative in “I think clearly that this [Blueprint] is his Six Commitments to a better Party. “! looked at it and said, ‘This
hearts who dropped off hundreds In the April 8 issue of The Journal, the ‘Genderalization’ Award received a dart. Queen’s Park, the quality and accessibil¬ based on four years of proven results. Ontario. makes sense to me.’”
The award was intended to be a laurel. ity of post-secondary education and Tax cuts do create jobs and do help the Pater ensures that with the Six When Walker realized rhcrc was no
of food items, You’re the BEST! In the same issue of The Journal, a laurel was given out as the ‘You’ve Got Nailed’ health care stand as the major issues the economy. We have a very strong econ¬ Commitments, the NDP will stop the local Green candidate for him to sup¬
Award. The award was intended to be a dart. Queen’s graduate is focusing on. omy in Ontario at the moment,” he trend toward “American-style” health port, he decided to fill this vacant space.
The Journal regrets the errors. “When it comes to health care, I think stated. care. One means to this end is ensuring A 1985 Queen’s graduate, Walker is
everyone has the right to the best quality An attending physician at both Hotel assessments by registered nurses of all deeply concerned about access to post¬
health care regardless of how much Dieu and Kingston General Hospital, hospital emergency cases within 15 min¬ secondary education.
money they have in their pockets,” com¬ Pickering explained that this strong utes of arrival. “Education is one of the best invest¬
mented Gerretsen. economy will ultimately lead to the As well, Pater promises a cut to uni¬ ments society can make, both financial
"For education, the general principle implementation of social programs, edu¬ versity and college tuition by 10 per cent and socially,” he said, adding that it
that 1 have always aspired to is that cation and health care spending, and a and outlines a plan to restore rent con¬ should not be “rationed out according to
everyone should be able to be given an safer Ontario. trol, reinstate worker protection laws financial ability.”
In Kingston for the Summer? opportunity to succeed in any field they “We say that the wait is over, tax cuts and crack down on polluters. Walker believes equal access to educa¬
aspire to... irrespective if they have the create jobs, more jobs create a better As a former registered nurse and tion will benefit everyone, explaining
financial wherewithal to accomplish economy, a better economy creates more social justice advocate. Pater asserts that that people with a higher level of educa¬
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4 • The Queen's Journal News Tuesday , May i 8, 1999 TUESDAY. May 18, 1999 News queen's journal • 5
Commerce graduate Friends Student shooting for the stars
honour
profiled in Maclean’s Scellig Stone wins Canadian Space Agency Scholarship
Nugent
By Lianne Elliott she added. Queen’s Professor Dr. Jeanette Holden,
By Erik Missio convince students to work for their firm, going to invest in me,” asserted Ha. Primarily designed as a research comes from a family of astronomy buffs.
her decision to subsequently accept an The courting and ‘gift’ incentives usu¬ Continued from page I As sole winner of the 1999 Canadian internship, the Space Life Sciences “It was my father who got me inter¬
Clad in smart and sleek business offer in their Systems Applications ally begin in the fall, after various corpo¬ Space Agency scholarship, third-year Training program allows participants to ested in astronomy,” Stone explained,
attire, Brenda Ha is all smiles on the Program division suggests that perhaps it rations gain access to the names of said Young. Queen’s student Scellig Stone is bound take part in a series of experiments link¬ describing how both he and his brother
cover of the May 10 Maclean’s ... and is the more subtle techniques that snag Dean’s List students. As a testament to his feelings, for NASA’s Kennedy Space Centre in ing the field of life sciences to spatial used to spend evenings in farmers’ fields
she should be. Canada’s grads. Offers of employment from some Young, along with several of Mr. Florida on June 14. research. looking at the stars through a telescope.
According to the magazine, Ha, a companies often become akin to bidding Nugent’s friends, are completing Stone is set to take part in a six-week Projects include simulated space flight Though he will be applying to study
graduate of the Queen’s 1999 wars, and many times Canadian compa¬ work started by Space Life Sciences Training Program. experiments, bone degradation research medicine after completing his Life
Commerce class and former CommSoc nies are unable to compete with their Nugent on an Valued at approximately $25,000 and experiments dealing with balance Sciences degree, Stone has always been
president, is one of the “elite crop of American counterparts. Ha knows at internet resource Canadian, Space Agency scholarships and blood pressure in space. interested in a career involving space
bright, young Canadians being chased by least 10 of her peers who are heading to site for students. sends one Canadian Life Sciences stu¬ Participants will also have the oppor¬ research.
corporate callers.” the United States. “Tom had a dent CO join 24 American college stu¬ tunity to observe proceedings at the “Any type of space work is a dream
Ha and other recent university gradu¬ Ha herself will not be part of this ton of brilliant dents in the training program. Space Centre, as well as meet with NASA for me, I just never thought it was realis¬
ates were profiled in the Maclean's arti¬ “brain drain,” preferring to be employed ideas. IThe Web¬ This year, 30 students across Canada astronauts. tic... if there was any opportunity to get
cle, “Courting the Class of ’99.” The in Canada in order to stay close to her site] was origi¬ applied for the scholarship, of which the The scholarship, first awarded in into it, I would take it. That would be
article not only details the way top grad¬ family. nally a way to Canadian Space Agency decided Stone 1996, is open to any student enrolled in ideal,” Stone said.
uates are being pursued by various cor¬ In Ha’s eyes, the motive for emigra¬ keep in touch was best suited. an undergraduate Life Sciences degree Stone is looking forward to taking
porations, but also examines the increase tion goes beyond money: “Grads look to Tom Nugent with and utilize “Scellig has a deep and' abiding inter¬ program who is maintaining at least a 75 part in NASA’s training program and
of the so-called “brain drain” exodus of the U.S. because of the salaries and COURTESY OF TRICOLOUR the talents of our est in space. He also has experience in per cent average. believes there is much he will gain from
Canadian students south of the border. because of the taxes, but also because of YEARBOOK research and has interest in space The student must also have an apti¬ the experience.
The article describes Ha as a “hot the opportunities.” as helping make students lives better,” research,” commented Leah Braithwaite, tude for research work and ultimately be “I think the program will be a real eye
commodity” and refers to her as “part of Regardless of where they accept said Young. project manager of Space Life Sciences. heading for a research career. opener. It’s something I’ll be able to Scellig Stone, bound for NASA
the elite and heavily courted class of employment. Queen’s students seem to Though Mr. Nugent’s project is “He will well represent Canada and Stone, who has worked for two years build on.” PHOTO BY LUKE MYLVAGANAM
Queen’s Commerce ’99.” be at the top of the short list for many still in the planning stages, Young pre¬ the Canadian Space Agency in Florida,” in a molecular genetics lab under
In attempt to bring Ha and other consulting firms and investment banks. dicts the enterprise will be highly ben¬
Commerce graduates to their companies, Citing the inclusion of mandatory lap¬ eficial, “We’d like to see this survive in Gallagher banned from campus
various Canadian and American corpora¬ tops and the increased flexibility pro¬ the short-term and succeed in the
tions utilize “hard-sell” recruitment tech¬ vided by the BCOMM program, Ha long-term. It would be great for stu¬
niques, such as promising huge salaries, believes that Queen’s is on the leading dents and a great tribute to Tom.”
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absWolhuitleely Hnoa haasrsde-rstesl l”th bayt A“tnhdeerres enw taos ienxvceesltlse nat tlroati noinf gt, imane d anI d femel pntheeyy inatroe real tragedy.” “I Im haanvaeg mede tt ow gitihv eG hailmla gshoemr.e.. Mblec Ewlrooryk einxgp lathinee dp uthbas t ihsa vimingp oar tcaonnts tato¬ ltiof tehda,”v eC ohwisa n [sNaoidt.i c“eI mofa naPgroedh ibtoi tigoivne] evening.
ensure that situations can be dealt with
decent advice and he will be
properly.
spending some time dealing “We have a responsibility to work at
Phone [phone] with his problems.” the bars,” McElroy emphasized. ^ AMS
Fax [phone] — John Cowan, vp operations direHcetnorry a, s wofh Mo aiys 1th, eo vecrusrereesn tth es earcvtiicvei¬s SOCIAL ISSUES
LDuier leuei. JDUC and finance
ties of the Queen’s Pub and other AMS COMMISSION
services. She explained that she will
The Publishing and Copy Centre
Consequently, some shifts during this “make sure that everyone is aware of
period were left uncovered, resulting in what can happen and how to deal with
the absence of securiry constables on the problems of that nature.”
Wednesday night. On May 10, Gallagher attempted to
Educating Students
on Substances
Congratulations
and
Best Wishes Low Income iss
Committee
to the Graduating Class of
1999.
Mental Health Awareness
Committee
I wish you every success in
your future endeavours. Now hiring committee chairs
uie iihe to copu.
Wanna get Involved? Contact us at
533-6000, ext.74816 or by e-mail at
Open Monday to Friday 10am to 4pm
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6 ♦ The Queen’s Journal News Tuesday, May is, Tuesday. May 18. 1999 News The Queen’s Journal • 7
Faculty insists increases
free money??
were predictable Are you still walking around
they are the only year so far to fully use
Continued from page I Ntheots eI msptu@dcetn. ts“ Tchaem de iffienrteon cet heis Ntheatt campus without a jobP
(academic and financial) for the univer- Impfafct program and are receiving the
sit>’ and students.” benefits of it.”
“The university needs to follow the At the board meeting, the AMS exec¬
principles the administration have estab¬ utive presented feasible alternatives to ..want onei^
lished,” explained AMS President tuition hikes. “The School of Business
Corman. “This makes tuition may have done better if it looked else¬
predictable for students and their fami¬ where (for funding),” commented Vice-
lies so that they can plan their educa¬ President University Affairs Lisa Mori.
tion.” The executive suggested a 20 percent
“The students knew of the tuition cap on all Commerce tuition hikes,
increase since November 1997,” argued proposing that the School of Business
Tom Anger, chair of the undergraduate instead try to increase funding through The Journal is still ottering many editorial and business
program (School of Business) referring corporate sponsorship.
to how students were forewarned of The School of Business has promised positions in which successful candidates may show
upcoming hikes through the referen¬ that no student will have to leave the
dum. university as a result of the tuition their stuff, contribute to a great paper, gain Invaluable
The AMS Board of Directors will grant Melissa MacIntyre, Comm '02 dis¬ increases and plans to increase available
agreed. "I think they sprung it on us ... if financial aid funding.
funding to eligible groups, services, they had known there was going to be an Students are more skeptical, however. experience and even earn a couple of dollars!
increase, they should have at least “If I don’t find a summer job soon, I
publications or commissions tor one' warned us,” she said. don’t know if 1 will be able to come
back,” said Yvonne Lau, Comm ’02. “It
time, non-recurring internal projects. **lf I don't find a summer job will be interesting to see how financial
soon, I don’t know if I will be aid will change after this.” Available Positions:
This procedure will be- repeated in - able to come back.” Corman indicated that ensuring a
sound financial aid policy is the AMS’ Features [ditor, A a E Assistant Editor and Sales Reps
the fall and again in the winter.' — Yvonne Lau, Comm ’02 next step. “We want to ensure that every
second year student is able to come back Please Contact Mark or Sara at 533-2800, email at [email protected] or simply
The AMS executive also expressed comfortably to the program.”
concern that upcoming second-year stu¬ The executive also plans to lobby the stop by the Journal house at 272 Earl st. to pick up an application.
dents had already been heavily burdened administration to create a financial fore¬
when the School of Business strongly cast and planning strategy for students.
encouraged them to purchase or rent “We hope that the university will
STUDENT COVBINMENT laptops for the Net Imp@ct program. develop a four-year plan... allowing stu¬ mniPERIENCEREQUIREDI
However, according to Anger, the dents and families to plan ahead four to
ippliialion forms are available at the AMS front desk. School of Business has chosen to imple¬ five years,” Corman stated. “This is
The deadline for appliiations is Friday June 18 at 12:00pm. ment the highest tuition increases for really important after they have de-regu-
second-year Commerce students because lated so many programs.”
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On May 31 the City of Kingston is 20%
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imposing a 3 bag limit on garbage. r Off -Review Books -Other Selected Items
What does this mean for you?
•every UNIT (legally divided apartment or house) may leave 3 bags of
garbage for FREE pick-up on their regular garbage day
•Each additional bag must be tagged with a sticker that can be bouaht for
$2 at City Hall (on Ontario st,)
•EACH garbage bag may not exceed 44 pounds
•UNLIMITED recycling can be put out on your regular garbage day for free
pick-up '
Helpful Hints on Recycling!
These go in your Blue Box These go beside your Blue Box:
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.Metol cans
•Newspaper, junk moil, cotologues & magazines
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8 • The Queen's Journal Editorials Tuesday, May 18. 19^ TUESDAY, May I8th. 1999 Op-Ed The Queen's Journal • 9
QUEENS UNIVERSITY
THE JOURNAL Wither thy AMS?
Talking
. PfeCfEp fb? TflE TbLLoWlUCi:
HEADS
Y Get sAdf: AT fofMLAK jm Pondering the integrity of our student government Do you feel the use of
^ jm pot for medical purposes
Seeking answers CHALLtHae COSVmTioUAL MORALS more than a puffed up high school stu¬ is such a concern for the AMS, do we is justified?
dent council. The problem is that this have three student-run pubs? This ought
H ^ 0 6 student council is playing politics with to strike some as being contradictory and
P P E lAme coMTRoU real money. Money that some of us don’t not in keeping with the reasons for deny¬
igh school violence used to be The media needs to take responsibil¬ necessarily have. ing Molson’s entrance.
restricted to the bullies stuffing ity for its actions, but they too should The rising cost of a higher education Fact is, that the AMS will disavow
little kids into lockers and after¬ not shoulder all of the blame. Parents makes it even more difficult to find any attempts by private enterprise to enter
school fisticuffs in the parking lots. must communicate more effectively with empathy for a student government that is our school and help us with our educa¬
Recently, high school violence has their children in order to understand the growing at a staggering 15 per cent each tional costs. I think it is time for some of
changed drastically for the worst, culmi¬ trials of adolescence. They must also I year (with reference to assets). This fig¬ us to voice our displeasure with the
nating in the recent shocking incidents in monitor the content of the media that ure means that our mandatory fees will AMS. I, for instance, do not recognize
Littleton, Colorado and Taber, Alberta. their children consume from an earlier N LIEU OF THE WONDERFUL “alterna¬ inevitably rise. It also means that it will their right to a penny of my money. 1
Many people have latched on to the age in order to protect their children tives” I had during this year’s AMS become increasingly difficult for private would like the AMS to know that there is “I think drug use in general should be
issue of gun control and are using it as the from violence in television, film, and election, I would like to point to one enterprise to bypass the monopoly only one corporate logo I disapprove of decriminalized.”
scapegoat in this debate. Stiffer gun con¬ music. Parents have to make a better that 1 wish were on the ballot; my vote power of the AMS. seeing on campus — it is the AMS logo Clint Lundgren
trol laws fail to address the causal issues effort to be aware of and involved in would have been to disband. — yet it is as unavoidable on campus as Ph.D 1
that led to these shootings. Stronger gun their children’s lives. 'instant ^ Truth be told, 1 voted for this anyway, The AMS is a the limestone buildings.
control is little more than a stopgap mea¬ The culture of high school is highly ' ?e?MLA-RiTyl< : scribbling down my option at the bottom corporation that...is My dear AMS; understand that my
sure that would not have prevented the stratified. Acceptance is often based on of the list of choices. But, alas, I do not nothing more than a priorities are education. My worries are
gunmen in these incidents, obviously esthetics, and so peers must accept some think my vote was taken seriously. If any¬ puffed up high school about the cost of tuition — not the cost
determined to go through with their hor¬ blame. In the Littleton case, the lack of thing, it was probably tossed in a box of beer. 1 don’t mind corporate logos if
rific plans. acceptance of these two boys and their Dan Rowe marked “spoiled ballots.” student council. they lower my educational fees. 1 don’t
Much of the blame must lie with social friends was an undeniable cause of the Channeling my hate Now if this box does exist, then mind student government that works
forces. One of those forces, the media, is April 20 massacre. It is important for stu¬ maybe that would explain the low voting The importance of involving more on a voluntary payment basis and not on
pushing the issue of stronger gun control dents, and everyone, to remehiber that figure. Maybe what happened is that the private enterprise into higher education mandatory fees.
laws, but the media must take responsibil¬ not every individuals self esteem is derived Newspapers, newscasts and donut would look bulkier because his toga 80 per cent of students who reportedly should not be taken lightly. The AMS has 1 encourage everyone out there to
ity for itself. from the attainment of stereotypical shops have ail been filled with talk of would, in ail likelihood, be festooned with did not vote actually did but had their managed to make a complete farce of scribble a little note on their next AMS “I’m surprised I have nothing to say."
The intense media attention and popularity. hate. From Littleton, Colorado, to a number of garishly oversized cargo votes tossed along with mine. themselves and their methods in this election ballet. Place an “X” next to that Adam C.aplan
scrutiny focused on the Littleton shoot¬ The sooner that we begin to look for London’s SoHo district to Kosovo to pockets. To borrow a line from a Saturday Maybe students are not as apathetic as regard. Their inability to prioritize and scribble and let the AMS know that their Arts ’01
ings may have contributed to the similar the complex solution to this complex Laramie, Wyoming, hate has been the Night Live sketch, “Who is the ad guy that the figure implies. Maybe students did their hypocrisy about corporations ought mission statement (To serve and repre¬
incident in Taber and has been a key fac¬ problem, the sooner we may be able to common denominator in the stories came up with that one?’’ not feel that their vote would even mat¬ to be noted. sent the diversity of students at Queen’s
tor in the countless copycat threats at high resolve it. Gun control only scratches which have dominated the headlines in No one needs pockets the size of the ter. Maybe they did not like their Molson’s offer to revamp and fix our University) is just a bunch of hoopla.
schools throughout North America. the surface. recent weeks. QP after the Stanley administration. Even options. Maybe they do not have the aching PEC centre was turned down
Among all of the things that have and worse is the move by the clothing store time to play “pretend politics”, for this is because of the AMS’s insistence that it Peter Jaworski
Rock the vote haven’t been said of these tragic and with the name that rhymes with ‘the sap’ exactly my point: The AMS is a corpora¬ would legitimize alcohol consumption Arts '01
shocking events is the clear indication that to start naming dungarees after skilled tion that, for all its philanthropy and on this campus. 1 agree that the Molson
T hate still exists and, sadly, shows no signs tradesmen. If I were a carpenter or a con¬ mimicry of real business — is nothing offer was debatable, but why, if drinking
of dissipating. This is painfully obvious to tractor, I would find the weasel who con¬
he current election campaign ings, read the information provided to me. I was mocked as a child for being ceived this monstrosity and put a scare in
iNni gnOs natraer ioon ise veinrye scsatrpeaebt lec.o rTnehre, ycaomu pbayig nth ien tchaen dmideadtieas. and follow the otoa fOisphi ea nfrdo mbe athrien Pg\ nad syt rGikriifnfgit hre Ssheomivb.l aAnsc ae tion toh imBr iocrk lhaeyre rt hPaat nwtso —uld itfu yrnou t hceaitrc hp amntys Letters te the E4iti “This is a step tTowraacryd sW leagrael ization.”
the spring air is thick with political Find out where the various parties result of this merciless teasing, 1 am full of drift. Professor of English
rhetoric and the media is full of posing stand on the issues that matter to you. As bitter hate. (Or, at the very least piss and The people who wear these pants are
politicians. Unfortunately, what often students and Kingston residents, the vinegar.) Thankfully, I’ve been able to probably the same people who feel the
escapes too many people is the actual act issue of post-secondary education is of channel my ill will in a fairly non-destruc¬ need to name their houses in the student is too late because the damage has you, as you would say, “push the limits.”
of casting an informed vote. the utmost importance. Deregulation of tive fashion. ghetto. I’m not sure who started this GW takes a beating already been done, and frankly, the You intentionally chose rhe issue of
The 1999 Ontario election is a pivotal some programs will result in massive For instance, I hate The Moffats. 1 trend, but I hope that the most-apt name apologies are insulting. I am referring to human rights and specifically race.
moment in the growth of the province. tuition hikes for Commerce and Applied know, 1 know. Everyone hates The for their current house is your response last year to the suicide in You also intentionally put it on the
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tice and I believed the suicide story. wing, racist ideology behind assuming we wouldn’t know that such
Whether or not GW meant for people to your spoof editions. an essential service exists. The Editor of The Jounutl
Editorial Board Bvsisess Staff Thf Qvffn’s Journal believe it, some did. Suicide is not funny. The more accurate response would be want to hear from readers.
Nor is the issue of human rights, one of that the people who don’t know about All letters must include the
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10 • The Queen’s Journal Op-Ed Tuesday. May IBthTT^
Continued from page 9 regarding the choice of pictures that Features
accompanied the article about our 1999
Kingston's One and Only would not believe the spoof because it Culture Night show.
was simply so outrageous. I would dis¬ First of all, we appreciate the fact that
agree with you there, because in this cur¬ The Journal came out to cover the
Rock Cafe rent reality of severe cuts to social evening because it allows us to reach peo-
programs and services, it is not unimag¬ pie who might not have heard of us or
inable that something as essential and what our cultures are about. ACSA makes
valuable as the human rights office it a point to actively communicate that
would be shut down. there is more to African and Caribbean
Do you or any of your staff have any culture than dancing and singing.
idea what it is like to be a victim of a We are not denying that this is an
human rights violation? Do you know important part of bur lives but just that
how it feels to feel threatened? there is more to it than that.
If you did, perhaps then you wouldn’t Unfortunately, the pictures that were 1
be so quick to assume anything. The peo¬ chosen to appear in The Journal reflected
ple at the Human Rights Office had to the stereotypical images that we are try- '
spend hours dealing with the ramifica¬ ing to get beyond — the African dance , Is it the shit?
tions of your thoughtless actions. I’m with painted men wielding spears and a
sure you wouldn’t appreciate someone’s Caribbean dance with a Carnival cos¬
mischief preventing you from doing your tume. These acts were featured in the 1
job. That is time and money and energy evening because they are part of who we
lost. Not to mention numerous feelings are, not as the definitive characteristics '
hurt and emotions messed with. Since of our cultures. There were several other
when did your rights supercede those of acts featured during the show which I And now for something completely rude.
9 Selections on tap! othBerust? 1 know that either way you don't wanodu rlde phraevseen mteadd teh ep eervfeecntilnyg naincde cpuiclttuurreess 1 Welcome to the world of Turd Wear —fashionably designed fecal matter
care, so why am I writing to you? I am well.
writing because if no one says anything,
our silence condones your message and Momona HalieMariam W By Sean Springer Media dung ^ proud erec¬
validates you as the dominant voice. Public Relations Officer (1998-99) ' tion upon viewing the maiden’s
Saturday and Next time, don’t be so quick to assume African and Caribbean Students HAT COULD POSSIBLY motivate someone to Has Turd Wear crossed a shaved pubic hair caring little
that you speak for everyone. Association sport a tee emblazoned with graphic fecal LINE? While it is the first cloth¬ about what she’s wearing on top.
Sunday morning matter across the crest? Is it some dark com¬ ing line to exploit bodily func¬ The model exudes an “I-really-
Christine Tyrrell pulsion towards the macabre, like the sensation of tions in such a perverse way, it is don’t-give-a-fuck attitude.”
breakfast! Arts ‘01 watching your dog lay a cable on a neighbour’s lawn? hardly the first medium to Clothing lines prey upon this
Write for Op-Ed! This is probably a bad comparison as the sighting of celebrate defecation. A few attitude and it reflects in their
an animal shitting is transient. The animal shits, we turn examples: ads.
Cultural Concerns Do you support a position which squeamish, and then we return to “normality.” Anything •Southpark fans should be Is Turd Wear “a combination
needs to he talked about? Here’s your ; longer than an instantaneous clip of such an event is familiar with Mr. Hankey, the of timely observation and slick
chance to spark a discussion. Send excessive. Who could bare watching more than five min¬ animated piece of fecal matter marketing”? (Which their web
wings Dear Editor, ;your opinion to The Queen’s Journal \ utes of a Tiials of Life film that explores defecation in the that lives of TURD WEAR, NOT ALONE — Television site is quick to deny.) Probably,
and we’U send it to everyone else. Let wild? No, while watching an animal crap for a split sec¬ Southpark. star and comedian Tom Green’s delivery but it isn’t the next logical step in
purchase 1 am writing to bring to your attention your observations resonate through ond is conceivable, wouldn’t wearing photos of shit — Tom Green episodes have includes the comic filling his face shockwe.ir. The perverted glam-
off a beverage) some serious concerns that were raised the community. Call Greg at 533-2800 even handdrawn representations of feces — grow irritat¬ featured the comedian turning w’; °ur in, being branded a_“Serial
by a number of African and Caribbean : or email [email protected] ingly gross after the second or third wearing? the heads of average schmoes by SouthPark, is %he town's resident ^ T**
Students Association (ACSA) members Indeed, “How absurd is that?” is a likely response to shoving horse manure inside of Christmas poo. found in wearing shit. While slut
an introduction into the world of Turd Wear. Yes, his mouth. --can be funny and many people
BEFORE YOU VOTE CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING: slehvoecl ktwhaeat rs hhoaus ldd igserees smedo stt of aas hnioenw dleesviegln eorfs dcilsugtucshti,n ga ber,• Tsheees f iglmre eCnasd dcyrse/ww cih^e. aads aBniyll vMiewurerra yw oeualtdin rge mwehma-t iamrem partueorec ceuxppiereds swiointh otfh ey osuig. hBt aosifc aslhlyi,t , thite’s tau rdrawtheearr
their stomachs and running to the stalls. Turd Wear is a everyone thinks is a piece of crap, but turns out to be model says, “How funny is this? I’m wearing dung!"
new clothing line that features a certain waste product. its twin — a nutcy-nougat chocolate bar. Porn Star and Serial Killer play off subversive icons.
Such labels send a message that the person promoting
Yes, that waste product. It oozes out of your ass, into
Government Government the toilet bowl, down through the pipes, and into the The evolution of clothing the clothing line is taking a side that defies the oppres¬
sion of parents, teachers, and law enforcers. The
has decreased: ' COanntaardioa. Universities are the lowest funded, per capita in has increased; sveirwuOeshr t nhdeeavat er,pr rltioosm tegnpro tetsods muTse u.o rduN to Wa gleoaaninrg .e fro udnodrmera nGta, rtyh eR soabmine — Ois fa csoigunr soef, tfhaes htiiomne s—. T lhikee “tehliepvpiesiro”n wane da rmeo, vtihees pisanr’atl lceoln wtroitvhe rtsuiradl w—e airt’ si sj ulsatc wkienigr di.n this respect. Shit
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TEACHING increased from 18.5% in 1996/97 to over 24% in tion is not in need of celebration. Still, Turd Wear has ccounltsuurme etrhsa nukps int oa ram sm. arkering blitz, which has many bthaet hprloaoymgr ohuunmd oinu rg rpardoeb oabnley wohcecnu rsroemd es oobmneowxhioeures koind
QUALITY L19as9t7 y/9ea8r., 19,470 university students' finical need -TUITIDN wrdeealseriadgsrneosdb l eik.e en HoHuaotgslhy aSnthudir td T( s-shdheitis rwitgsin tsch o amt ohe a sleoum)s,t baSrintoe iadame ryes udCm owimlieterhr, cooVleicset pmuabgliaczaitnieo,n tohne thMe opnlatrneeatl, farletqeurneanttilvye r umnas gS earniadl astmucakze hdi sp feienrgse. r “uTph haits's a sgsr oasnsd!" s heovwereydo nthee c rheeseurletsd .t oT hhies
Killer ads that bear a woman wearing a Serial Killer tee sheer repugnance of the sight of shit was a source of
exceeded their OSAP entitlement. The total dollar King Shit (shit with a crown) and Eat Shit (shit on a and nothing else. The lustful eyes of young men, who entertainment. It produced a diriU of mptery. Who
value of unmet need was $35 million. plate). knows what lurks up the anus? Turd Wear is that weird
•DIVERSITY -CLASS SIZES kid, who holds up his finger and says “If the body can
be art, then so can the body's waste products.” It’s sick,
it’s stupid, but sculpted feces appeals to a lowbrow a
sense of humour. If Southpark crc.ators Trey Parker and
Matt Stone can make Mr. Hankey funny, Turd Wear
will definitely fly.
What’s next?
Turdwear is not alone, however, its inception
could spark a few clones. Here’s a clothing line for ya.
It's a brilliant concept called douchewear. We sell these
T-shirts with drawings of used tampons smeared across
nVDS4T OMVMMT the chest. Sorry? You don’t like it. Okay, how about
snotwear? Ear wax wear? Foot fungus wear? Scratch n
sniff scronim scented stickers? Pubic hair dental floss?
Pens that write with dyed cum?
TATTOO POO?_This cropped portion of a Turd Wear promotional poster shows a woman receiving a The patents are for whoever wants them. 1 think ir s
tattoo-turd on her posterior. ____ __ all sick. Sick! Do you hear me? Sick!
12 • The Queen’s Journal Features TUESDAY, May 18. 1999
The Queen’s Journal • 13
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Open All Summer
Summer Hours
OUA honours Willis
Monday to Friday 10 to 3
Saturday 10 to 1 The Peanut Gallery
“It’s a huge honour,” said Over the 25 years she has team. Cantor was a key player
Willis, who is the only woman served her sport in a variety of on the 1993 Ontario provincial
Stardust Picnic coaching a male team sport in roles, Willis has been devoted to team, which Willis coached to
the CIAU. “To be recognized as imparting her knowledge of vol¬ the gold medal at the Canada
female coach of the year in all leyball’s subtle nuances. She is Summer Games- the only such
Savouwng a Martinez university sports in Ontario, also vice-president of the trinket it has ever won in the
For the second time in his amongst all the outstanding Ontario Volleyball Association, sport.
career, Boston Red Sox ace coaches in the province... I had past president of the CIAU This is highly relevant, in
Pedro Martinez has registered a lump in my throat when I Coaches Association, and cur¬ thar it is the quality of Queen’s
June 25th @ Old Fort Henry dsioxu sbulcec feisgsuivrees sitna rsttsr.i keAoruiztso nina fouTnhde o uhto anboouurt tchoe nafwerarredd." on rCeanntlayd a sitCs oaocnh inthge (DVoomlleeysbtiacl)l satsucrdiebnest- hatehrl seutecsc esws htoo.m Willis
southpaw Randy Johnson is PHOTO COURTESY OF QUEENS'S ATHLETia Willis by the 3M-sponsored Committee. “No coach hangs in if the
the only other big-leaguer to By Neate Sager awards programme was not On May 28th. in Hull, athletes aren’t appreciative jof
realize this feat in the ‘90s. solely based on merely having Quebec, Willis will be giving a their help]. “The quality of the
Tickets On Sale Now! On May 12, the graduate of Queen’s men’s volleyball compiled an impressive won- presentation at an International people at Queen’s — the whole
Expos U baffled Seattle hitters coach Brenda Willis was loss record. “At first, 1 thought Coaching Symposium, while character of them — is incredi¬
with his second successive 15- recently recognized by the OUA it was because of my season at former Queen’s star David ble."
strikeout outing, fanning as the 3M Female Coach of the Queen’s,’’ explained Willis. Cantor, now playing profession¬ Her contribution to the sport
none other than slugger Ken Year. This past season, Willis “But this award is intended to ally in Europe, will be perform¬ of volleyball is considerable and
Griffey Jr. three times. After guided the Gaels to a 34-9 over¬ recognize one’s long-term con¬ ing there in an exhibition game the 1999 3M Coach of the Year
his tour de force versus the all record. tribution to their sport.” with the Canadian national Award is richly deserved.
Mariners, the lanky
righthander stands apart from
his mound brethren in this More than “dumb” bells
infant baseball season, pacing
both leagues with a 7-1
record, 1.81 eamed-run aver¬
age, and 91 strikeouts
through Sunday. Come sea¬ By Iulieta Loeffler about losing fat and they do not mass on a person. The bio-elec¬ doing daily activities such as
son’s end, the 1997 National care about muscle mass. The trical impidence reading, a opening a jar or lifting up a
League Cy Young Award When the word “gym” is truth of the matter is that the quick and inexpensive method, grandchild. Muscle mass and
recipient could well join Hall mentioned, one typically more muscle or lean body mass uses electrodes which run a cur¬ bone density naturally deterio¬
of Famer Gaylord Perry as the receives a vision of men and one has, the more calories one rent through the body and mea¬ rates with age. Lifting weights
only men to win each league’s women of all shapes and sizes, burns, even when doing noth¬ sure how it is carried. can stop this deterioration as
top pitching accolade. sweating on treadmills and stair- ing. The science behind this is This method is based on the well as improve a person’s mus¬
masters. Why is it that a com¬ that by increasing your muscle notion that muscle and fat carry cle mass. By encouraging the
Boredom Versus Tedium pletely different picture is mass, you increase your meta¬ currents differently. A fat and muscle to work and gain
Rest assured, someone will summoned when the word bolic rate, the rate at which your lean muscle analysis can be done strength an individual can lead a
eventually win the Stanley “weight room" is spoken? The body expends calories. Since at most major health clubs healthy and independent
Cup, In the East, the Toronto old vision was one in which only muscle is more metabolically including the Fitness and lifestyle for their entire lives.
Maple Leafs were hitting on men who wanted to get ‘buff’ active than fat it requires more Lifestyle Centre at Queen’s. Weight lifting tones bodies,
all cylinders Saturday at the frequented the weight room, in energy to maintain itself. When Another method of measuring giving them a more cut and
Air Canada Centre, as they order to be able to show off a person weight trains and gains success is by taking your body defined look. It increases a per¬
trounced the Pittsburgh their biceps. Fortunately, that muscle, that person is increasing measurements. Many people son’s metabolic rate, allowing
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eBloimstionna tioBnr uoinns Sufnoduagyh, t soolvf¬f vfiitds est,h amt owreei ghhte alttrha-incionngs ciporou¬s wanedig hfot rcoinn ga thbeo nbeo dayn dto mwuoscrkle.
ing Dominik Hasek in a 5-3 individuals are pumping iron. It strengthens, allowing people
win over the Buffalo Sabres. When a person lifts weights, to be able to lead active, inde¬
In the wild We.st, top-seeded they are forcing and encourag¬ pendent lives. What more could
Dallas has the St. Louis Blues ing their muscles to contract or you ask from a bunch of
facing eliminarion after work. To gain strength, a mus¬ “dumb” bells?
Saturday’s 3-1 victory in the cle must be pushed to its limits
Lone Star State. The two- and as a consequence of the mr
time defending champion fatigue placed on it adapt. The
Detroit Red Wings have result of this is a bigger or INT3
foundered since taking a 2-0 stronger muscle. Many people,
lead in their gnidge match particularly women, are wary of
Great Big Sea with the Colorado weight training because of the
Avalanche; the Avs pulled fear of becoming bulky.
ahead in the series 3-2 with The question, “How can I lift “Losing after great
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H • The Queen’s Journal Sports & Fitness
Wake me up before the overtime
If NHL pl.iyoff telecasts were nar¬ ter; by 2000, the NHL will have com¬ servatism queen in plotting strategy; as since the 1994-95 lockout. Save for
rated hy British golf announcers, the sim¬ pleted the most ambitious exp.insion evidenced by the play of many clubs, the cities where teams are still competing More than merely a Dream
ile of the wheat having separated from program since Napoleon’s heyday, intent always is to escape with a 2-0 win, interest wanes as the interminable pfoy!
the duff would he evoked, with eight adding nine teams (from 21 to 30) in as with the goals coming on an inadvertent offs drag on, diminishing rhe resonance
teams left vying to reach the mecca of many years, anointing hockey with the deflection by an opposing defenseman of the quest for Lord Stanley’s mug.
the Stanley Cup finals. dubious dual distinction of being the and an empty-net tally. A Midsummer Nighfs Dream is a “reel” success
In this era, there is more at stake than North American professional sport least With referees often turning a blind The intent always is to
ever before in the Stanley Cup playoffs. equipped to add new teams while eye to illegal obstruction tactics used to
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increased leverage in contract negotia¬ player development structure that from lined across their blueline in a human inadvertent deflection by an By Maureen Halushak of Helena, by Calista Flockhart, is of the character of Helena is perhaps simi- abrasive character. Upon being made the
tions. age six forward stresses victories instead snow fence, goaltenders seldom weather opposing defenseman and dubious merit. Flockhart, of Ally McBeal lar to that of Ally, and therefore excusing laughing stock of the marketplace by two
A lasting reputation in the hearts and of developing puck-handling skills and a veritable tsunami of vulcanized rubber, an empty-net tally. Catching a ride on the tidal success of fame, was a primary reason why I was so Flockhart’s seeming pigeon-holed por- mischievous boys who drench his bcauci-
minds of fans and pundits can be made creativity, precludes the emergence of and see few difficult offerings at all. In HiJfnlety Romeo and Juliet, and interested in seeing the movie. However, trayal. ful white suit in red wine, the sensitivity
or broken; to wit, Marcel Dionne, the equals to Wayne Gretzky and Bobby Orr. Game 3 of the Buffalo-Boston series, the Shakespeare in Love, A Midsummer upon her first scene I was so bent on While Flockhart’s portrayal of Helena beneath Bottom’s exorbitant exterior is
NHL’s third all-time leading scorer, is Sabres managed a feeble seven shots in The succession of tedious contests Sight’s Dream proves itself worthy of comparing _^ ^ is occasionally cunningly revealed.
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For the competing clubs, profits couldn’t score if locked in a from the vise of some mediocrity’s hook from soccer’s quadrennial World Cup, Michelle Pfeiffer, one cannot help
increase with the gate receipts of each motel room for a long or hold for a shot on goal, he tests a team sports contain no moment more Kevin Kline, but feel sorry for
additional home game, due to increased weekend with Pamela goalie wearing a muumuu for a jersey, stirring chan the Stanley Cup champion’s Rupert Everett, Bottom when his
ticket prices and players only being paid Anderson Lee and oversized leg pads, and a catching glove victory lap. and rhe perenni¬ brief foray into
for the regular season. With a team now a camcorder. the diameter of a pool skimmer that at There is hope this compelling portrait ally quirky the fairy world of
required to endure an 82-game schedule least 2.5 head of cattle gave their life for. can be returned to its bygone glory. A C a I i s t a love comes to an
before traversing four playoff rounds, The Buffalo Sabres, currently one vic¬ first step would be for the NHL to retain Flockhart, suc¬ abrupt end.
the potential for catastrophe is magni¬ Furthermore, the European markets tory from reaching the conference finals, the two-referee system it has adopted for ceeds in making A Midsummer
fied. thought to produce skaters with sublime by dint of their magnificent goaltender, the playoffs, which would hopefully another Night’s Dream is
Therein lies the paradox: with the skills have been completely tapped. Dominik Hasek, exemplify the problems defray illegal fouls, allowing stars to Shakespearean a film that must
fate of an entire franchise ever more Even legitimate contenders are resigned delineated here. Meanwhile, the Leafs make plays and thus restore legitimacy to classic accessible be accepted for
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this spring has been altogether tepid, if During Game 4 of the Toronto- locked in a motel room for a long week¬ Directed by cast aside our
not dull. Despite the pretenders ro the Pittsburgh series, CBC analyst Harry end with Pamela Anderson Lee and a Michael notions about
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round jousts being exiled to the links, the would be the extent of their offense. playoff contests, which have decreased Hollywood could. a delightful romp into the love problems
lacklustre ‘action’ common to the regu¬ With coaches finding fewer and fewer From the opening images, in which wished that I figuratively glii- which plague common maiden and fairy
lar season has spilled into the playoffs. offensive arrows in their respective quiv¬ Working it out for points of light tease us by at once reveal¬ had never ters in the role of queen alike.
This may get worse before it gets bet¬ ers, backchecking is now king and con¬ ing and instantly revoking a view of the of Ally McBeal. Titania, Queen of As final evidence of the sheer enjoya-
film’s, title, it is evident that.the pure At any moment in her dialogue, her the Fairies. Pfeiffer’s linguistic prowess bility of rhe film, a previous knowledge
magic of the original play is further speech is so indistinguishable from chat is evident in her flawless execution of of the Shakespearean classic is not
a good cause accentuated by the film maker’s wand. of McBeal that I constantly expected to Shakespearean dialogue. The film required in order to truly appreciate it.
In fact, upon viewing the impressive see her tongue spiral out of her mouth or reaches its finest moments as Titania falls As Puck warns us at the close of rhe
special effects of the film which trans¬ a dancing baby emerge from the woods. in love with the mulish Bottom play, A Midsummer Night’s Dream is no
form the forest into a fairy world, it is You can cake Flockhart out of Ally (Kevin Kline). more “yielding but a dream.” And while
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nity what you’re made of. If you have of others, and raise money for a gooc
energy, stamina, muscles that want to cause. Chicness between the covers
work or if you simply have a big heart, The minimum amount that each ridei
this weekend is for you. There are two must raise is $300, with prizes awardee
events taking place, a Beat Beethoven to those who raise that amount or gc
Run and a Bike Trek. above and beyond. Prizes include Queen’s grad fashions trendy collection of stories
The Beat Beethoven Run is an annual watches, gift certificates from Kingston
event that has been held in Kingston for area sports shops and restaurants,
the past five years. The June 6th t-shirts and cycling apparel. If you don’t the ultra chic world of clubs, fashion, end up with the lover of your dreams flashy colours, the occasional bit of
run/walk commences at 10:30 a.ra. with feel you can ride the entire 200 kilome¬ and fine eateries. With humorous wit and life is not always fair. sleaze, and materialism par excellence.
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City Hall and Confederation Park on characters of an Impressive of those around Men is uniquely odicals, which may explain their com¬
Sunday, June 6th. complexity that thankfully you. Yet even different. paratively uneven lengths. In the face of
Cash prizes will be awarded tor male manage to defy cliches. Smith, with all The short this approach. Young Men features sev¬
and female divisions and age groups, as of his juxtaposed stories provide eral characters of an impressive com¬
well as draw prizes. The registration fee Russell Smith, a Queen’s graduate in self-parody and literary snap¬ plexity that thankfully manage to defy
IS S20, with a free t-shitt for all entrants French literature, has just released a new self-effacement, shots of numer¬ cliches.
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