Play All This page intentionally left blank Clive James Play All a bingewatcher’s notebook New Haven and London Copyright © 2016 by Clive James. All rights reserved. This book may not be reproduced, in whole or in part, including il- lustrations, in any form (beyond that copying permitted by Sections 107 and 108 of the U.S. Copyright Law and except by reviewers for the public press), without written permission from the publishers. Yale University Press books may be purchased in quantity for educational, business, or promotional use. For information, please e-mail [email protected] (U.S. office) or [email protected] (U.K. office). Designed by Sonia L. Shannon. Set in Fournier type by Integrated Publishing Solutions. Printed in the United States of America. Library of Congress Control Number: 2016930355 ISBN 978-0-300-21809-1 (hardcover : alk. paper) A catalogue record for this book is available from the British Library. This paper meets the requirements of ANSI/NISO Z39.48-1992 (Permanence of Paper). 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 To Prue, Lucinda, and Claerwen watchers of the avalanche And to Farran Nehme, Alice Gregory, and Meghan O’Rourke kids from brooklyn And to Marina Hyde, Hadley Freeman, Catherine Shoard, and Zoe Williams shakers of the superflux And to Simon Schama and Jonathan Meades kings of the walking talk And to James Gandolfini and Philip French ghosts at the feast And to Jonny Grove, Maia Grove, and Benjamin Beresford image consultants And to Steven Bochco, Carl Reiner, Richard Benjamin, and Peter Bogdanovich principal elders Und doch darf ich nicht klagen. Es tut so wohl noch einmal Ja zu sagen. —kurt tucholsky And yet I mustn’t complain. It’s so good to say “Yes” for once. Contents Acknowledgments ix A Note on the Text xi Title Sequence 1 The Ducks Have Left the Pond 23 Actors Airborne 43 Sorkin on the Racing Line 57 Sweet Faces Speak Poetry 73 City of the Dead 85 Breaking Understandably Bad 95 The Way We Weren’t 121 Displays of Secrecy 135 Game of Depths 151 Ariadne’s Labyrinth 173 This page intentionally left blank Acknowledgments for critical advice on my text, I should thank Claerwen James, Lucinda James, Deirdre Serjeantson, and David Free. The opinions are still my own, but some of them have become less intransigent through having been hauled over the coals. ix