Two princes are in love with Lucy. Too bad she's an imposter...
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I waitress at MadDog biker bar to pay my uncle's rent at Assisted Living. I work my a** off but when I pour a pitcher of margaritas on a loser harassing my BFF — I'm fired. I scour want-ads until I find one that doesn't make me want to hurl.
"PERSONAL ASSISTANT WANTED: Twenties. Fab people skills. Celebrities don't intimidate you. If actress — you can NEVER use this on your resume."
Sounds dicey as hell. I apply immediately.
Lady Lizzie Billingsley– who if you get drunk and squint could be my impeccably polished twin — is entering into a marriage of convenience with playboy Prince Cristoph, the heir to the throne of Fredonia.
Lizzie doesn't really want a PA...she's hiring me to impersonate her, keep Cristoph's wandering eye...