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Once Upon A Time In Carrotland: My YouTube Autobiography Which I Definitely Wrote All Of PDF

133 Pages·2021·1.908 MB·English
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Josh Carrott O U A T I NCE PON IME N C ARROTLAND MY YOUTUBE AUTOBIOGRAPHY WHICH I DEFINITELY WROTE ALL OF ONCE UPON A TIME IN CARROTLAND JOSH CARROTT Compass-Publishing UK Once Upon A Time In Carrotland © Josh Carrott & Ollie Kendal Published by Compass-Publishing UK 2021 Ghost-written by Ollie Kendal. Ghost-ghost-written by Jenny Lee and Andy Brierley. Ghost-ghost-ghost-written by a team of writers on Fiverr who cannot be named but specialised in erotic fiction. Ollie didn’t know this when he made the order, but they were very pleasant and, to be honest, did a pretty good job considering the bizarre job they were tasked with. Cover artwork © Ben Thomas 2021 All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted, in any form or by any means (electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording or otherwise), without the prior written permission of the publisher. Excepting the below, all other text and images copyright © Josh Carrott & Ollie Kendal 2021 Photograph of burning swan in Caterham Station is adapted from “A 4 EPB on the Southern Region standing at Caterham railway station in 1984.” by Phil Richards CC BY-SA 2.0 https://www.flickr.com/people/13035092@N00 For Ollie Kendal, my best friend. Contents A A BOUT THE UTHOR 1 T B S HE URNING WAN 2 “M B W D U A !” UTANT ABY ILL ESTROY S LL 3 M I C F Y MAGINARY ARROT RIEND 4 P F ATRICIA EATHERBOTTOM 5 M ’ S OTHER S WORD 6 Y ULETIDE 7 Q INGDAO 8 L R EGUMASAURUS EX 9 A CCEPTED 10 D T INWIDDY OWERS 11 M O EETING LLIE 12 S A TUDYING BROAD 13 H B APPY IRTHDAY 14 P W RANK AR 15 G RADUATION 16 D AUXCITED 17 S Y T TARTING OU UBE 18 H Y E S A B S ? AVE OU VER EEN ABY QUIRREL 19 G ABIE 20 R T ’ O N ’ B W ’ OAD RIPPIN N OTHIN UT ENDY S 21 A E P N PIC ROPOSAL 22 JOLLY 23 A P I C ROPHECY N ARROTLAND 24 T G B P HE REATEST IRTHDAY RESENT 25 A U N NVEILING A CKNOWLEDGEMENTS ABOUT THE AUTHOR Joshua Daryl Carrott was born in 1988 and raised in Caterham, Southern England, and then Qingdao, Eastern China. It was at international school in Qingdao that he developed a love for Korea, having been befriended by fellow Korean students. He is married to Gabie Kook, and they live in London with their adorable dog, Brie. Josh spends most of his time making silly videos with his best friend, Ollie Kendal.

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