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TBD Catalog www.tbdcatalog.com ©Copyright 2014 Julian Bleecker Near Future Laboratory LLC, Publishers www.nearfuturelaboratory.com ISBN 978-0-9905633-0-3 From the Editor’s Desk Welcome to your TBD Catalog, and thank you for picking up today’s issue (Vol9 Issue24). This is the 3,228th printed edition of TBD. The TBD Catalog has grown into a daily reading and browsing ritual for millions of people around the world, digested regularly on the Internet, excerpted and annotated in countless blogs, review sites and shared by a passionate network of affiliates and their algorithms globally. We appreciate your feedback and have responded in recent issues to take action on your suggestions. Based on popular demand, beginning at Vol9 Issue4 we began marking advertisements in order to delineate ads from products. Thank you L. Warsame for the suggestion and the lively discussion in the forums. 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