Monster Jokes

28 Pages·2013·9.933 MB·English

by  Pam Rosenberg,Bob Ostrom

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published by the Child’s World®
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acknowledgments
the Child’s World®: mary berendes, publishing director
the design lab: design
Jody Jensen Shaffer: Editing
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