MJ Ware Box Set - Super Zombie Juice Mega Bomb, Zack and Zoey's Alien Apocalypse, & Monster Mashup

138 Pages·1994·3.74 MB·English

by  MJ Ware

Zack & Zoey's Alien Apocalypse
Alien Busting Ninja Adventure
by MJ Ware
DIGITAL EDITION
v1.0a
© 2012 by MJ Ware - Artwork by Powil
Additional front matter and legal information.
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Table of Contents
Chapter 1 – To Serve Man
Chapter 2 – Never Offer an Alien a Hand
Chapter 3 – It's All Downhill After the Principal Messes His Pants
Chapter 4 – My Guarantee Goes Down in One Giant Gulp
Chapter 5 – Pudding and Punishment
Chapter 6 – That's Snot Right
Chapter 7 – The Umbrella Undoing
Chapter 8 – When It Rains It Pours
Chapter 9 – Grandpa Kicks Some Butt
Chapter 10 – Belly of the Beast
Chapter 11 – Bucket's Last Stand
Chapter 12 – My Television Debut
Chapter 13 – The Ugly Truth
About the Author
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Chapter 1 – To Serve Man
Sure, you might have had a mean teacher or two, but I bet you've never had a
teacher as mean, nasty, and horrible as Ms. Brass.
"Class, settle down." Ms. Brass slapped her favorite ruler against her palm.
"Anyone who doesn't sit—eyes forward, trap shut—will be locked in the closet
and miss the Martian landing." She'd been teaching so long, I think she still
remembered the good ol' days when she could use that ruler to smack kids on the
knuckles for talking out of turn.
"Ms. Brass, the aliens aren't from Mars." Sunny Rosa looked up from sorting
her pencil collection. "They're from a planet orbiting Sirius, the Dog Star, which
is actually a binary system. That means it has two suns. Except one of them—"
"Shut up, Sunny." Ms. Brass slammed her ruler on Sunny's desk, sending
pencils jumping for their lives. "It's not polite to correct your teacher."
"Zack, the aliens are from the Dog Star!" Tommy Traddles yelled as if he
wasn't sitting right in front of me. "They're Extra Terrierestrials." He was the
only one who laughed.

After locking Tommy in the closet, Ms. Brass led us to the auditorium.
After locking Tommy in the closet, Ms. Brass led us to the auditorium.
"I don't like this," whispered my best friend, Zoey Perrybingle.
"What, why not? I mean, they've been transmitting peace messages for
weeks," I said as we walked. "Plus, they just sent the cure for cancer and the
common cold."
"I still don't trust them. I mean, how can one cure work for both cancer and
colds?"
"I don't know." It did seem a little odd. Especially since the cure was to
marinate overnight in a bath of onions and honey mustard sauce.
I sat next to Zoey on the floor of the auditorium right as something flew
overhead. Behind us, Susie Jo Sikes was shooting spit wads with the accuracy of
heat-seeking missiles.
"Eww, gross!" Zoey shrieked. "Give me your hat."
"No way. This is my Giants World Series—"
She ripped it from my head. "Where's your sense of chivalry?"
"I think you've beaten it out of me."
She glared at me, but broke into a smile when a glitter-coated paper airplane
crashed in my hair.
Amid the battle cries and flying shrapnel, the lights went down, and the
projector lit up.
On the screen, a huge flying saucer descended on the White House lawn.
Everyone shut up real fast. The president, vice president, secretary of state, and a
bunch of other self-important-looking people stood around nervously while the
aliens floated out of their ship on beams of amber light.
The aliens had big, bald heads and crazy, wide smiles. They were a pale
shade of green and really fat, with slimy hands and tentacles instead of feet.
shade of green and really fat, with slimy hands and tentacles instead of feet.
Chapter 2 - Never Offer an Alien a Hand
"I am Admiral Nact-bauk, commander of the Third Zaphod Fleet," said a big,
particularly nasty-looking alien with a huge scar dripping down his forehead.
"Did he just say his name was Admiral Nut-Bag?" I whispered to Zoey.
"Shhh!"
"On behalf of the People of Earth—" As the President spoke, dozens of
photographers snapped pictures. "I would like to offer my hand in friendship."
He thrust out his hand.
He thrust out his hand.
"Don't mind if I do." An extra slimy alien bent over and chomped down on
the President's hand. "Mmmm." Before anyone could react, he leaned in,
unhinged his jaw like a giant excavator scoop, and swallowed the President
whole.
"Delicious." The alien let out a massive burp.