COUPLAND ON THE HOME LAND EXCLUSIVE: AUTHOR DOUGLAS COUPLAND Campfire songs SHOWS OFF HIS NEW FURNITURE LINE Canadian country singer Dean Brody rides into town next month as part of a 26-show tour featuring a laid-back, PAGE 11 unplugged segment around a fake campfire PAGE 7 SASKATOON Thursday, January 24, 2013 9 News worth sharing. metronews.ca | twitter.com/metrosaskatoon | facebook.com/metrosaskatoon ‘Every family has an opportunity to succeed’ State of the City. Atchison’s P3 biking, shopping and living in the downtown.” Mayor’s address at Citing a city-council de- TCU Place focuses on Playing off of Tuesday’s cision made earlier this building community, announcement of a P3 month to begin assessments project, which has the for the north commuter planning for growth federal government adding bridge, Atchison said the financial support to build city must plan appropri- a new Civic Operations ately so it can continue to JANE Centre, Mayor Don Atchison show similar signs of suc- said he has his own kind of cess. CAULFIELD P3 for Saskatoon: People, In doing so, he suggested, [email protected] pavement and progress. the city will be recognized globally as an attractive Mayor Don Atchison’s Atchison mentioned a place to live, helping to speech at the State of the number of projects that maintain a rich and diverse City address Wednesday had focus on these three things, culture. a consistent theme: Build- including: “When families decide to ing a great city is about move, it is because the des- building community and (cid:580)(cid:3) (cid:16)(cid:305)(cid:255)(cid:268)(cid:225)(cid:255)(cid:274)(cid:251)(cid:3)(cid:209)(cid:3)(cid:296)(cid:255)(cid:316)(cid:575)(cid:268)(cid:209)(cid:274)(cid:229)(cid:3)(cid:274)(cid:279)(cid:292)(cid:302)(cid:254)(cid:3) tination is a place of hope supporting its people. (cid:221)(cid:279)(cid:273)(cid:273)(cid:305)(cid:302)(cid:229)(cid:292)(cid:3)(cid:220)(cid:292)(cid:255)(cid:225)(cid:251)(cid:229) and prosperity,” said Atchi- “It’s not about winners son. “Thousands of people and it’s not about losers. It’s (cid:580)(cid:3) (cid:56)(cid:229)(cid:315)(cid:3)(cid:38)(cid:279)(cid:273)(cid:229)(cid:315)(cid:279)(cid:279)(cid:225)(cid:3)(cid:209)(cid:274)(cid:225)(cid:3) are moving to Saskatoon be- about working together as (cid:48)(cid:229)(cid:274)(cid:296)(cid:255)(cid:274)(cid:251)(cid:302)(cid:279)(cid:274)(cid:3)(cid:274)(cid:229)(cid:255)(cid:251)(cid:254)(cid:220)(cid:279)(cid:305)(cid:292)(cid:575) cause it offers the potential one,” said Atchison to hun- (cid:254)(cid:279)(cid:279)(cid:225)(cid:296) for success.” dreds of people attending In his closing remarks, the address, hosted by the (cid:580)(cid:3) (cid:56)(cid:279)(cid:292)(cid:302)(cid:254)(cid:3)(cid:21)(cid:279)(cid:315)(cid:274)(cid:302)(cid:279)(cid:315)(cid:274)(cid:3)(cid:16)(cid:305)(cid:296)(cid:255)(cid:575) Atchison expanded the Greater Saskatoon Chamber (cid:274)(cid:229)(cid:296)(cid:296)(cid:3)(cid:21)(cid:255)(cid:296)(cid:302)(cid:292)(cid:255)(cid:221)(cid:302) theme of working togeth- of Commerce. er, suggesting continued “Every family has an op- growth should include portunity to succeed in our of people living in the city working with sur- community. And that is centre by 10 per cent. rounding com- truly important.” “It’s a lofty goal,” he said. munities. Atchison said one of his “But imagine if they had goals for the city’s future the opportunity to live and Follow Jane Caulfield on is to increase the number work downtown. Walking, Twitter @janecaulfield The skinny on Thumbs up Spence ends your jeans if you’re six-week addicted to hunger strike It’s every fashionista’s Facebook The Attawapiskat chief calls conundrum: a halt to her fast, but she What shoes Two web developers want you and her supporters still want do you wear Mayor Don Atchison gives his State of the City address Wednesday at TCU Place. The address is an annual event to know you’re not alone, and a meeting with the PM and with those hosted by the Greater Saskatoon Chamber of Commerce, and attracts hundred of people from around the city. there’s help if you’re ready PAGE 3 Governor General PAGE 4 pants? PAGE 10 JANE CAULFIELD/METRO 02 NEWS metronews.ca Thursday, January 24, 2013 City hungry for feedback on street-side snack shacks Current regulations. Food trucks permitted to Quoted S operate only on private “We want to start commercial property talking about expanding the policy to allow more W opportunities, and these MORGAN are opportunities on the MODJESKI [email protected] public street.” Food trucks could be coming to Alan Wallace, manager of planning and a street near you. development with the city The City of Saskatoon wants input from the public and customers or revenue away E stakeholders on looser food- from permanent restaurants. truck regulations that could Jonathan Schryer, owner bring the mobile snack shacks and general manager of off of private property and onto Schryer’s Smoked BBQ Shack, city streets. which operates two food trucks N From 2 p.m. until 8 p.m. at events over the summer, says Thursday, the City of Saska- street-side operation would toon will hold an open house benefit his business but he on food-truck regulations at hopes regulations ensure food Frances Morrison Library down- trucks don’t poach customers town. from established restaurants. Alan Wallace, manager of “It allows you to expand planning and development your business without neces- with the city, said they want sarily expanding your operat- to dispel misinformation that ing costs dramatically,” said food trucks are prohibited Schryer. “To set up a second while getting feedback on how location for a restaurant, it’s the public and stakeholders quite an obstacle … but just to feel about current regulations. be able to get a truck and move Wallace explained the city out that way, it costs a lot less feels street-side food-truck oper- and it’s a lot easier.” ations could help make the city Information collected at a more vibrant place to live. But Thursday’s open house will he said they also want to make then be compiled as part of a Jonathan Schryer, owner and general manager of Schryer’s Smoked BBQ Shack, poses for a photo beside one of his sure they develop regulations report that will be submitted to restaurants’ two mobile food trucks. The City of Saskatoon is holding an open house Thursday to get feedback on responsibly, so they don’t draw city council. current food-truck regulations from stakeholders and the public. MORGAN MODJESKI/METRO Education Ministry adds time to school day School days in Saskatchewan stead, extra time will be tacked are about to get a bit longer. 4No m0oney for somethin’ on to existing school days. “The Beginning in the 2013-14 contracts for teachers are based school year, the number of in- on a 197-day school year, and I structional hours for students don’t anticipate that changing,” from kindergarten to Grade 12 said Marchuk. Teachers could face as many as 40 hours of will be set at a minimum of 950 Marchuk says he will work extra work a year for the same pay. hours each year. with school divisions in the “The range of instructional is also more consistent with province to determine the new time across the province varies other Canadian provinces. calendar, leaving room for flex- from a low of about 910 hours to “Manitoba has a minimum ibility between divisions. a high of 940 hours,” said Educa- for kindergarten to Grade 6, “Together we will develop a tion Minister Russ Marchuk. I believe, at 925 hours and at calendar that incorporates pro- The concern of inconsistent the high school level 1,015 fessional development time for instruction hours in Saskatch- hours,” said Marchuk. “In Al- teachers as well as maintaining ewan schools was raised in a berta, kindergarten to Grade the 950 hours,” he said. “There 2011 provincial auditors report. 6 is 950 hours and high school is no intent on our part to af- Education Minister Russ Marchuk speaks to media in the legislative building The ministry chose 950 is 1,000. In B.C their number is fect any of the local agreements on Wednesday. In response to a 2011 provincial auditors report, there will instructional hours to be the 952 hours.” that school divisions have nego- be 950 hours of instruction mandatory each year in Saskatchewan schools. minimum to address this dis- The number of school days tiated with teachers across the JEFF MACKEY/METRO crepancy. The 950-hour figure each year is not set to change. In- province.” JEFF MACKEY/METRO $6.4 million Call for help Highway death Raising a total of $6.4 Sunday and later died. million, the 2012 campaign The Canadian Association Saskatoon United Guards allegedly Truck may have grossed the most money of Elizabeth Fry Societies says Way raises more the organization has ever ignored inmate other inmates have reported been stolen raised, and according to the hearing James shouting for money than ever 2012 Community Cam- before her death help and using a distress but- A Saskatoon man who may paign chair, Linda Moulin, ton in her cell. have stolen a truck may The United Way of Saska- they’re happy with the A group that works with Sue Delanoy, executive have ultimately paid for his toon and Area fell short on results. women in prisons is raising director of the society in Sas- mistake with his life on a its $6.7-million Community Moulin said the $6.4 mil- questions about the death katchewan, says the question Manitoba highway. 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Anyone can it’s clearly not compliant with management company and “Now is the filming public areas to submit photos and descriptions privacy laws around informed a luxury hotel chain, both of time for of surveillance cameras to sur- consent.” which have surveillance cam- Clement believes informing inform people that they us to pay veillancerights.ca and through That law does not apply to eras looking out on downtown people when they are be- are being recorded an Android smartphone app, privately owned and streets. Neither re- ing recorded is important attention to which is at the beta-testing used cameras, such sponded to ques- now, but will become more where our stage, available through the as those used in tions around the important in the future as personal information is app store Google Play. home secur- cameras’ com- technology develops. JESSICA In some cases, it can ity sys- pliance by Video surveillance is SMITH going and who’s doing be hard to tell who is re- tems. the end of also an issue for people Metro in Toronto what with it for what sponsible for a camera, the day. who don’t want their intim- reasons.” which in itself is a ate moments recorded and A University of Toronto profes- problem, said Clem- marginalized people, when sor is offering $100 to anyone Prof. Andrew Clement ent. under surveillance, will who can show him a surveil- “We have more likely be treated with lance camera, operated by a public and private sectors, a right to suspicion, he said. business, that complies with but Canada’s privacy commis- know who’s “A growing concern, Canada’s privacy laws — but it sioner’s office has summed up collecting which hasn’t emerged isn’t an easy C-note. the requirements businesses our infor- much yet, is when analytic “We thought this is some- have when recording people’s mation; capabilities are being built thing that calls for more atten- images in a public area, said that’s into these cameras — facial tion, so we wanted to docu- Clement. One requirement funda- recognition or other kinds ment the problem, without that is lacking in most cases is men- of tracking,” he said. having to do all the documen- a sign informing people that tal Technology is being tation ourselves,” said Prof. they are being recorded. to developed that can track Andrew Clement, co-ordinator The signs should also say people’s information and of the Information Policy Re- what the purpose of the sur- link it to their images, said search Program at the Univer- veillance is and who to contact Clement, adding now is the sity of Toronto. about it, said Clement. time for people to insist on Privacy laws differ between After two years of offering their privacy rights. METRO provinces and between the the $100 reward to his stu- Pizza, but no cash Next in line Antarctica. Rescuers Forcing the discussion. Would-be thief Joe Biden for looking for 3 Canadians Chief Theresa Spence to changes his mind president in 2016? on missing plane end 44-day hunger strike A Montana man who ap- A few days into President parently planned to rob Barack Obama’s second a Papa John’s restaurant term, talk has already Rescuers looking for three Attawapiskat Chief Theresa those who believe they already changed his mind as the turned to who will run to High-risk rescue Canadians aboard an airplane Spence has agreed to end her get too much. clerk started to hand him succeed him in 2016 — presumed to have gone down hunger protest, and National The protest also exacerbat- money, broke down crying and his often unscripted in Antarctica were grappling Chief Shawn Atleo is coming ed a schism within the Assem- and ended up leaving with vice-president has become Kenn Borek Air has been with bad weather conditions back to work, but Ottawa–First bly of First Nations, with many a pizza offered to him by the latest favourite in the in operation since 1970. Wednesday, as low visibility Nations politics are certainly chiefs questioning Atleo’s the clerk to feed his hun- guessing game. According to the company’s and strong winds hampered not returning to normal. leadership, and touched off a gry family. Helena Police Biden has been called website, 14 aircraft partici- search efforts. pated in its 2012 Antarctic Spence agreed Wednesday round of public soul-searching Chief Troy McGee praised perhaps the most influen- No information was avail- season. to call a halt to her 44-day fast, about what it takes to bring the clerk’s actions, and said tial vice-president in U.S. able on the fate of the three during which she stayed in a success to aboriginal people in he’s not sure what he could history, and his decades of men aboard the ski-equipped (cid:580)(cid:3) The company, which is teepee on a frigid island up- Canada. charge the man with. experience in the Senate Twin Otter, which is owned by also a fixture in Canada’s stream from Parliament Hill “Our shared goal is simple THE ASSOCIATED PRESS have been used to help Calgary-based Kenn Borek Air. North, has been sending — and managed to push First and clear: To guarantee that broker deals on the recent A spokesman for the U.S. planes to Antarctica for Nations issues to the top of the our children can achieve the so-called “fiscal cliff” and National Science Foundation, the past 28 years. national political agenda. brighter future that they de- Judges vs. kids lead on issues such as gun which operates a research sta- The protest commanded serve. This is what every chief control. THE ASSOCIATED PRESS tion helping in the search for (cid:580)(cid:3) In 2001, its pilots and the attention of Prime Minister across this country ... will con- Kremlin shelves the missing plane, said the trio planes were involved in Stephen Harper, and galvan- tinue to fight to achieve,” Atleo aboard the aircraft are thought the daring rescue of an ized public opinion in Canada said in a statement Wednesday. exclusive hospital Morocco to be Kenn Borek crew mem- ailing American doctor and around the world, reveal- Spence has been subsisting bers — a pilot, a co-pilot and a from the Amundsen- ing a stark division between only on fish broth and medi- The intention to turn a St. Gov. to change law flight engineer. Scott South Pole Station. people who want to see more cinal tea since Dec. 11. Petersburg clinic treating “My understanding is that it help for First Nations and THE CANADIAN PRESS pediatric cancer patients that allows rapists was just the flight crew and no into one that would exclu- passengers,” said Peter West, tified Kenn Borek pilot Bob sively serve judges and staff to marry victims who is based in Arlington, Va., Heath as one of those on board of Russia’s highest courts and had been in touch with the missing plane. Calls to his spread widespread public Nearly a year after Morocco crews in Antarctica. residence were referred to the dismay. was shocked by the suicide The plane was flying from airline. More than 100,000 of a 16-year-old girl who the South Pole to an Italian “Fingers crossed bigtime people signed a petition to was forced to marry her base in Antarctica’s Terra Nova for friend Bob Heath — pilot of President Vladimir Putin, a alleged rapist, the govern- Bay. missing Kenn Borek Twin Otter city native, urging him to ment has announced plans “The flight was under the down in Antarctic...25+ years scrap the plan to change to change the penal code auspices of the Italian National experience extreme flying,” City Hospital No. 31. In a to outlaw the traditional Agency for New Technolo- tweeted one person. rare occasion of what ap- practice. A paragraph in gies, Energy and Sustainable Few details were available pears to be the government the penal code allows those Economic Development,” said on the condition of the missing bowing to public pressure, convicted of “corruption” or West. “That’s who the flight aircraft, which began transmit- the plan was shelved Wed- “kidnapping” of a minor to was in support of.” ting signals from its emergency Chief Theresa Spence is ending her 44-day hunger strike, which was initially nesday. go free if they marry their Some Canadians discussing locator beacon late Tuesday supposed to help set up a meeting with the prime minister, the Governor THE ASSOCIATED PRESS victim. THE ASSOCIATED PRESS the incident on Twitter iden- night. THE CANADIAN PRESS General and First Nations leaders. FRED CHARTRAND/THE CANADIAN PRESS metronews.ca BUSINESS 05 Thursday, January 24, 2013 Is N.Y.C.’s soft-drink Corporate wireless market. Ross’ Gold RIM opens secure enterprise size limit racist? Rebagliati to open medical-marijuana system to other smartphones franchise Smartphone owners who want Marijuana almost cost Defensive move? to use their personal phones at Legal challenge. New him a gold medal at work can now pick whether the 1998 Olympics, it’s a BlackBerry, iPhone or An- (cid:580)(cid:3) Opening up its enterprise rule to curb sugary but snowboarder Ross droid device. service also protects RIM beverages could harm Rebagliati is hopeful the Research In Motion made from the possibility that minority businesses, substance could soon earn the latest update to its secure its new devices could be him millions. He plans to enterprise service available for considered a sales flop. opponents argue open a medical-marijuana download to IT professionals on franchise under the Wednesday. RIM said it gives IT (cid:580)(cid:3) With a system that invites name Ross’ Gold, with departments the flexibility to both the Apple and An- storefronts in Whistler, accommodate a growing trend droid operating systems Opponents of New York City’s Vancouver and Toronto, of bring-your-own-device in into the fray, it could limit on the size of sugary he announced Tuesday. workplaces. continue to operate no drinks are raising questions of EMILY JACKSON/ “It’s a single platform, from matter the outcome of racial fairness alongside other METRO IN VANCOUVER an IT perspective, that can man- the new product launch. complaints as the novel restric- age the full suite of mobility tion faces a court test. Holiday sales devices they may need to sup- The NAACP’s New York port inside of their organiza- state branch and the Hispanic tion,” said Jeff Holleran, senior crative corporate smartphone Federation have joined bever- Various sizes of soft-drink cups stand next to stacks of sugar cubes during Apple’s winning director of enterprise product market, which has largely been age makers and sellers in their a May 2012 news conference at city hall in New York. Critics of the city’s streak appears to management of RIM in a recent a stronghold for RIM for years. effort to stop the rule from tak- regulation limiting the size of soft drinks are using arguments including interview. But other players in the indus- ing effect March 12. Critics are racial fairness to try to stop the rule taking effect. THE ASSOCIATED PRESS FILE have hit a bump The move comes as compe- try are making their own plans. attacking what they call an in- tition heats up for the highly lu- THE CANADIAN PRESS consistent and undemocratic cerned about the discrepancy The NAACP and the His- Apple’s blockbuster regulation, while city officials but the soft-drink rule will un- panic Federation, a network of revenue growth is slow- Market Minute TSX aan pdi ohneeaeltrhin egx apnedrt sp rdoepfeenr dm ito vaes danudly “hfraeremd ommi noof rcithyo bicues iinne lsoswes- 1m0i0n onriotryt-howeansetedr nd eglirso uanpds, csoary- isnalge ds rpalsattiecaaull ya,n ads tihPhe one 12,794.05 (-30.59) DOLLAR to fight obesity. income communities.” ner stores will end up at a dis- company finds itself lack- The issue is complex for The latest in a line of advantage compared to grocery ing revolutionary new 100.10¢ OIL the minority advocates, espe- healthy-eating initiatives dur- chains. products. The company’s (-0.64¢) $95.23 US (-$1.45) cially given that obesity rates ing Mayor Michael Bloomberg’s That’s because supermar- warning was issued are higher than average among administration, the beverage kets and many convenience Wednesday as part of its blacks and Hispanics, accord- rule bars restaurants and many stores — including 7-Eleven, financial results for the Natural gas: $3.57 US (+1¢) GOLD ing to the federal Centers for other eateries from selling high- home of the Big Gulp — aren’t holiday quarter. Dow Jones: 13,779.17 (+66.96) $1,686.70 US (-$6.50) Disease Control. The groups sugar drinks in cups or contain- subject to city health regula- THE ASSOCIATED PRESS say in court papers they’re con- ers bigger than 16 ounces. tions. THE ASSOCIATED PRESS PRE-OWNED CLEARANCE We’re overstocked with quality trade-ins, many with one tax only. the REAL sale. 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Come join Dean Brody’s campfi re On tour. Singer boundaries a bit in that way.” S Brody will get the chance to gets ready to hit thank those fans in person as Saskatchewan with he heads out on tour to do 26 concerts over the course of the new material and an next month. He says the shows C unplugged session will reflect the diverse nature of the album. “We’re going to do the rock- ing songs and have a lot of fun, BACKSTAGE but we’re also going to try an E PASS element that will be quite dif- Simon Hiatt ferent,” said Brody. [email protected] “We’re going to do an un- plugged section where we’re all sitting around a fake campfire N Dean Brody fans know they and just singing songs like you can expect a real party when might hear them if we were he rolls through Saskatchewan playing them in your kitchen.” next month, but it might be His fans seem willing to fol- hoping for too much if they ex- low Brody no matter what dir- pect it to surpass the last time ection he takes; several shows E he was here. have already sold out. Last fall, when the Canadian “You know when you first Country Music Awards were hear you’re going to be do- held in Saskatoon, Brody was ing a headlining tour, you’re the big winner, taking home like ‘OK, I hope this works trophies for album and male out’. And so to see the num- artist of the year. But he says bers come in, and the passion his lasting memories from the from the fans is really excit- event don’t involve collecting ing,” said Brody. hardware. Dean Brody plays Feb. 7 at “My favourite part is be- the Odeon in Saskatoon and ing able to hang out with Feb. 8 at the Casino Regina other artists; they understand Show Lounge. what your life is like. A lot of time out on the road we Why winter? cross paths but we don’t get to hang out,” Brody said in a telephone interview from his It’s perhaps no surprise home in Halifax. Dean Brody is choosing to Last year was filled with tour in the winter. A 2008 highlights for Brody. His third waterskiing accident on album, Dirt, debuted at No. 1 the Potomac River forced on the Canadian country charts him to postpone a tour as and was wildly popular with his he had to undergo major fans despite featuring a some- reconstructive surgery and what new sound. have a titanium plate in- “It has a lot of range as far as serted in his cheek. “I have where I was when I wrote the no temptations to waterski record. I get really bored writ- anymore, that temptation ing the same kind of songs. So is gone,” he said with a on this record you’ll find blue- laugh. “But I did just buy a grass and stuff that’s more pro- surfb oard, so I have to learn gressive,” said Brody. how to surf. But that’ll be “I really appreciate that after the tour.” my fans allow me stretch the Dean Brody plays Saskatoon Feb. 7 and Regina on Feb. 8. HANDOUT 14th Ann ual Winter Clearance Sale Read QUILTING COTTONS your money every Tuesday INCLUDING FLANNELS for financial tips, AND DR. SEUSS 25% OFF! Regular Price up to $18.95/m trends and advice. REPGRUICLEAR Only in Metro. Unique Textiles Studio Inc. 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He has turned his atten- movie while thrashing actor is quick disassociate tion to a new horror-comedy. himself with some spin-offs A Haunted House is a found- some of his old movie’s that followed the Scary Movie footage movie about an Afri- ‘horrible’ spin offs films he worked on. can-American couple living in “Scary Movie was a great a house possessed by a demon. franchise for us,” he says. “We “I was watching Para- All your favourites. created it and we raised it. We normal Activity which is one HEIDI were very proud when we did of the biggest franchises in Presented in digital PATALANO two. We sent it off to college the found footage genre. I Metro World News in New York on three and it turned into a was just sitting there going, on the big screen. crackhead. Now it’s turning ‘why do white people do such Marlon Wayans knows parody. tricks in the street and I’m just dumb stuff in these movies? 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