BONHOMME CARNAVAL! ‘A MESS’ QUEBEC’S FAMED FESTIVAL DIVORCE MAY DRAWS NEAR {page 11} BE HARD FOR TM HAVING FUN WITH SCARJO INFIDELITY VAUGHN HANDLES A HOME WRECKER {page 10} {page 9} OTTAWA Wednesday, January 12, 2011 www.metronews.ca News worth sharing. Canada said Economy Housing no to Haiti: UN market loses steam Number of new Canadian home starts down last month Data suggests inventory is sliding to a sustainable level Feds announced more than $90 million in projects yesterday, following reports {page 7} that Canada had declined a request to continue military relief effort in Haiti RYAN REMIORZ/THE CANADIAN PRESS Canuck tackles food olympics Chef plans to wow judges at international competition {page 15} Hugh through daddy goggles Federal Minister for International Cooperation Bev Oda plays with Haitian orphans at a community centre in Montreal yesterday. Paul Sullivan asks: How long Oda announced that Canada will provide funding to improve health, education and agriculture in Haiti. will the Viagra last? {page 8} The Canadian government turned down a authorities to persuade Ottawa to keep the stayed because they were extremely effec- plea to extend its military relief effort in engineers in Haiti beyond the end of Cana- tive.” No Band-Aid big Haiti after last year’s earthquake, says a top da’s relief mandate, the military packed up Canada’s original mandate was to pro- United Nations official in Port-au-Prince. and left. vide a rapid, short-term response, and the enough for Sens Canada was widely praised for rushing “I think there was a strong request that UN says there was no obligation to extend to provide emergency help, including clean they stay on,” Nigel Fisher, the UN’s head of the mission. Still, Fisher said, it would have water, security and medical care, following humanitarian aid in Haiti, said from Port- been better if Canada had stuck around the devastating temblorlast Jan. 12. au-Prince. longer than a couple of months. Trades can’t cure what ails But despite attempts by the UN and local “Many felt that they wished they had THE CANADIAN PRESS team: Ken Campbell {page 18} Who? What? Where? When? Here. The RBC Advice Centre. Now that’s convenient. TM Questions about everyday banking, saving, borrowing or getting the most out of your money? Get answers 24/7 at rbc.com/advice ® Registered trademarks of Royal Bank of Canada. RBC and Royal Bank are registered trademarks of Royal Bank of Canada. ™ Trademarks of Royal Bank of Canada. 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(cid:38):1(cid:42) (cid:3)1(cid:48)(cid:40)5(cid:37)0.(cid:46)(cid:47)3.(cid:42)5 (cid:37)(cid:53)L (cid:3)(cid:3)L(cid:34)/(cid:36)/(cid:52)11(cid:45)(cid:34)0♦00(cid:45)(cid:48)(cid:51)0(cid:15) (cid:48)k (cid:3)k(cid:37)m(cid:56)m(cid:3) (cid:46)– (cid:3)–(cid:34) 1 (cid:34)2(cid:47)87 (cid:57)m(cid:36) m(cid:15)p(cid:38)pg(cid:220)g∆ news: ottawa metronews.ca 03 WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 12, 2011 STEVE COLLINS/METRO SEAN MCKIBBON/METRO Environment committee chair Maria McRae, left, 1 and Hydro Ottawa CEO Rosemarie Leclair inspect the solar energy array on the roof of City Hall. nneewwss Panels may grab sun and cash The roofs of 20 municipal buildings could be generat- ing renewable energy — and cash — if a plan to Oni “the Haitian sensation” Joseph says her Haitian relatives’ biggest concerns are access to water and safety for women mount solar panels on and children after last year's earthquake. News on the move them goes ahead. Panels have already been Oni: Haitians 1 installed atop City Hall and Download the free the Transit Control Centre ScanLife on Belfast Road, in a pilot application with project with Hydro Ottawa your smartphone to sell solar energy at pre- at 2dscan.com mium rates set by the 2 provincial government. Use the ScanLife still suffering The environment com- application on mittee discusses the plan your smartphone next week. STEVE COLLINS to scan 2D barcodes in Metro Club owner 3 The codes will direct your mobile recovering browser to Haitian community meeting tonight at Notre-Dame Bascilica for relevant from stroke commemorative mass NGOs ‘angry’ about aid budget for Haiti: Professor content at m.metronews.ca Eofu igceonnei cH Oasttlaamwa, tmheu soiwcner JLOOEFARO ydeeavra staantinnigv ersaerayr thoqf uathkee da “tWo Hhaeirtei iiss tghoein mg.o ney go- Ongoing support Omne ttrhoen wewebs. caat and dance club Zaphod [email protected] that rocked the Caribbean ing and why are people Beeblebrox, has been nation and displaced more still suffering?” Minister of International As it turns 10 released from hospital As a cultural ambassador than 1.5 million people. Stephen Beaudet, pro- Cooperation Bev Oda after suffering a stroke for Canada, local poet Oni “The food that used to fessor and director of the announced yesterday years old, Wiki - Dec. 14, 2010. A statement “the Haitian sensation” be grown in Haiti has to be School of International De- support for eight new pedia sets sights issued yesterday said Joseph struggles hearing imported and people velopment at the Universi- initiatives in Haiti totaling on India, Haslam is recovering at news about her cousins in haven’t been able to get ty of Ottawa, also questions $93.1 million. founder Jimmy home and has appointed western Haiti who are still back on their feet.” the government’s aid budg- With support of the Cana- long time associate Dave living in constant fear. Although she appreci- et for Haiti. dian International Devel- Wales tells Ward as his successor. “There are no resources ates the generosity of ordi- “After one year, it’s un- opment Agency, the new Metro. Visit Ward will take over as for them and access to nary Canadians who have acceptable,” he said. initiatives are aimed at im- metronews.ca/ entertainment and clean water is a big issue,” made donations, she said “They should have had a proving life in key areas world marketing director of the said Joseph. she questions where the more vigorous, high-gear such as health, agriculture club. METRO Today marks the one money flowing from Cana- program.” and education. 04 news: ottawa metronews.ca WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 12, 2011 STEVE COLLINS/FOR METRO Two groups unite to keep Ottawa warm STEVE COLLINS/FOR METRO Ottawa’s Snowsuit Fund along with a group of Is- How to help maili volunteers will work together later this month People who want to help to make sure kids and can contact Moledina at adults in the Ottawa- roshena.moledina@gmail. Gatineau region stay com. warm during the winter. 1 On Jan. 23, the local chap- The event takes place ter of Challenging Ismaili from 9:30 a.m. to 3:30 Volunteers in Communi- p.m. ties (CIVIC), will be on 2 George Street in the By- The Snowsuit Fund is an ward Market collecting do- Ottawa-based charity nated coats and snowsuits that raises money for for the Snowsuit Fund. Roshena Moledina the purchase and distri- Aysenur Kurt, 13, gets a check-up from “We (CIVIC) selected the bution of snowsuits giv- Dr. Kia Kazemi at the Le Patro Community spot because it’s a really en to needy children 15 Centre’s public dental clinic. central area,” said event used to. and under. organizer, Roshena Moled- Moledina said her 3 ina. group will also be accept- Last winter, the Fund Program aims A recent transplant ing winter accessories distributed more than from British Columbia, such as mittens, scarves 15,000 new snowsuits. Moledina said one of her and hats. 4 friends from Vancouver or- Snowsuit Fundraising Would be volunteers ganizes a coat drive every Coordinator Margaret Ar- can contact the Fund at to provide free year, which inspired her to mour said the coat drive (613) 746 5143. do the same here in the means a lot to her charity. 5 Ottawa/Gatineau area. “We are not govern- For more info go to “I just thought it would ment funded so we rely on snowsuitfund.com be something nice to do individuals and Ottawa dental care here as well,” she said businesses. Anytime some- adding her friends warned one takes the initiative to her when she moved to Ot- help us out, it really tawa that winters are means a lot,” Armour said. much harsher than she is MIKE BEASLEY Program helps children under 17 from households with Foul play ruled out in baby’s death incomes of $20K or less Covers most dental issues 10K STEVE preventative dental care COLLINS means we are setting them After conducting an ini- “Our investigation Police were called to a [email protected] up to be healthy adults. It tial investigation, private daycare at 34 rue is to find out if A new provincial program means they’ll have a better Gatineau police have du Tartan in Aylmer just will provide $2 million 10,000 Ottawa quality of life,” Meilleur ruled out foul play in the there is something before noon on Monday worth of free dental care to children could qualify added. death of a 15-month-old criminal or not.” morning after they re- Ottawa children from low- for free dental care Ottawa Mayor Jim Wat- girl who was rushed to CONST. GISELLE POIRIER ceived a call about an un- income families. through the Healthy son said the program, to be hospital from her home conscious baby. At the Ottawa launch of Smiles Program. administered locally by Ot- daycare on Monday. The child was trans- the Healthy Smiles Pro- Provincially, an tawa Public Health, is a Police spokesperson, ported to Hull Hospital gram in the Le Patro Com- estimated 130,000 kids good example of different Const. Giselle Poirier said Montréal. where she was pro- munity Centre, Com - could benefit. levels of governments the investigation into the She added the baby nounced dead. munity and Social Services working together. circumstances of the turned a year old in late No charges have been Minister Madeleine “Good oral health is a “Pro-active and good child’s death continues, September. laid, but Poirier says the Meilleur, a former nurse, key component to good dental hygiene ensures that and no information will Police will not release autopsy results will help emphasized the impor- overall health,” she said. fewer children need access be released until an au- the girls’ name, however, police decide if they need tance of dental visits for “So making sure Ottawa’s to emergency rooms and topsy is conducted today they did say that her fami- to revisit that. everyone. kids have access to quality hospitals,” he said. at St-Justine Hospital in ly is not from Gatineau. 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TMTrademark of CIBC. ®Registered trademark of CIBC. ®1Aeroplan is a registered trademark of Aeroplan Canada Inc. CIBC authorized licensee of mark. “It’s worth a talk.” and “CIBC For what matters.” are trademarks of CIBC. 06 news metronews.ca WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 12, 2011 Haiti still struggling one year after quake Government and international JOE RAEDLE/GETTY IMAGES01 community criticized for inaction The man’s body lay face perhaps most fatally, the down, his white shirt shin- lack of Haitian and inter- ing like wax in the sun as national leadership and he was unearthed in the co-ordination of more ruins of a Port-au-Prince than 10,000 non-govern – restaurant a year after the mental organizations. earthquake. President Rene Preval The bodies still being did not speak publicly for found in the rubble are a days after the quake. He sign of how far Haiti has has been seen by most to go to recover from a dis- Haitians as ineffective at aster that left the capital best, and many observers in ruins and is estimated have criticized him for not to have killed more than spearheading reconstruc- 230,000 people. tion or making the hard As the dust was still set- policy decisions needed to tling from the Jan. 12, rebuild. 2010 disaster, volunteers Advocacy groups also and hundreds of aid blame much of the groups flocked in with Haitian government’s food, water and first aid weakness on an that saved countless lives. international community Fradzelle Wiener places a wreath on a cross during a memorial service in memory of the tens of thousands killed and But the effort to rebuild that is not keeping its buried in the mass grave near Port-au-Prince. has been dwarfed by the pledge of support. size of the tragedy and, THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Sessions e1t5 d1 d’2ién cjfaeonmrvmbiearret i 2o20n01 1:1 0 à 17 h, pièce G2140 Le domaine de la construction vous intéresse ? 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December’s drop-off Canada Mortgage and Recent data suggest that in housing starts was Housing Corp. reported starts are on a downward mostly due to a plunge Tuesday that home starts track toward the 170,000 in the multiple starts fell to an annualized number that many believe segment, especially in 171,500 last month, well is the sustainable level of Ontario, the CMHC said. down from November’s an- new homes in Canada, THE CANADIAN PRESS SstMhittraeut gMgiyytl iSnpiSsga cceepu nstttaeiianrdtg aT icunnemeseaderanlyyt cIteunhr” r osuttehgghsem Se entjphtt or. he3eo0 bu, sthimnsego “ noMtthhys-- TMmSXaormkeent tDollar PRICES AS OF 5 P.M. YESTERDAY half of its staff worldwide, Space lost $156 million. or about 500 people, after News Corp. executives an extensive revamp in Oc- had put MySpace on a tober overhauled its look short leash to get prof- and allowed it to be run itable. MySpace said that with fewer people. since its overhaul, it is + 155.93 + 0.36¢ MySpace declined to say “trending positively” with how much the cuts would an uptick in new and re- Oil Natural gas save. A previous round of turning users, although it 1,000 cu ft cuts in June 2009 eliminat- did not immediately clari- $4.481 (+ 8.2¢) ed 30 per cent of its work fy how many. Late last Gold force, or about 420 jobs. year, it had around 120 contracts News Corp. bought the million global users, com- + $1.86 US $1,384.30 site in 2005 for $580 mil- pared with more than half ($91.11 US) (+ $10.20) lion U.S., but it has been a billion for Facebook. losing money consistently. THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Detroit. Autos Models pose with the new Chrysler 300 at the North American International Auto Show. Industry revs up for auto shPAUL SoANCYAw/THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Thousands from the global automotive industry are gathered in Detroit this week for 30 to 40 worldwide vehicle debuts, as well as exchanging ideas and strategies that affect global economics. The show, which opens to the public Jan. 15, has long echoed the mood of the industry. 08 voices metronews.ca WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 12, 2011 SAY WHAT YOU’RE THINKING: EWWW I’m sorry. The only way I can world’s oldest boy? in the day, Hef kept a harem of workshop for silicon stuffed air- look at 84-year-old Hugh But the one who is really up- seven or eight Playboy bunnies heads who couldn’t keep your Just sayin’ Hefner’s recent set is Holly Madison, the former at the mansion. Now he’s pledg- order straight at McDonald’s. engagement to 24-year-old Hooters girl and Hef’s ex-No. 1. ing to be faithful to Crystal Who else would think it’s a good PAUL ICrystal Harris is as a dad. He broke up with alone, which is idea to marry an octogenarian her because he did- probably a great who listens to Bix Beiderbecke SULLIVAN n’t want to get “But relief when you’re on his Victrola? f I was Crystal’s dad and married. As if?! silicon-stuffed 84, even with Via- But silicon-stuffed airheads she came home with an Now he’s marrying airheads are gra. are people, too, and deserve to 84-year-old beau, I’d have this Crystal. Stay Of course, the be protected from the depreda- the old geezer arrested for tuned for Holly’s people, too, perpetual party is tions of rabbit zombies. I have child abuse. Or at least tell-all, coming up and deserve to mainly a myth. half a mind to get out the pitch- blond abuse. on her reality be protected Hefner stays home forks and the torches, storm the What is she thinking? The show, Holly’s and watches mansion and rescue Crystal from from the Playboy of the Western World is World, Jan. 29. movies or plays the clutches of Hef the Impaler. way past his best before date. I’m not making depredations of cards with his (That’s if his Viagra prescription Never mind what he’s thinking. this up. rabbit zombies.” aged cronies. He has been renewed). In fact, I don’t want to know Hefner has been likes old movies. Then I’ll send her home to what he’s thinking. exploiting women Crystal’s favourite bed without her supper. Or Hef, She’s probably thinking: “This for more than 60 movie is The Little for that matter. won’t take long.” years, and I guess it’s hard to Mermaid. She was three when it Even if it lasts a week and he teach an old dog new tricks. Ob- was released, and it has stayed expires with a smile on his face, viously, he is determined to die with her ever since. Read more of is there any dad alive who wants with his boots on. Or, you could I guess you could see the Play- Paul Sullivan’s columns at his pride and joy to marry the argue, it’s a clever strategy. Back boy Mansion as a sheltered metronews.ca/justsaying Hate confused with anger Cartoon MICHAEL DE ADDER Tucson tragedy PIMA COUNTY SHERIFF’S DEPT. VIA THE ARIZONA REPUBLIC/THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Letters & Tweets Re: Michael de Adder Jan. 10 cartoon CALGARY.The cartoon in Monday’s Metro portray- ing Sarah Palin and the tea party movement in the U.S. as “hateful” is highly objectionable. Pri- or to any investigation of the tragedy in Tucson, Ariz., (cartoonist Michael) Which one of your de Adder is attributing state and U.S. federal offi- other words, nixing the habits do you wish blame to the conservative cials. This is not hateful, nanny state), desiring low- movement of the U.S. it’s responsible. J.A. ZWAHLEN er taxes, etc., etc.? you could break? Palin has not Newsflash: I’ll tell you demonstrated any hateful TORONTO.What’s hateful what’s hateful. When peo- Email intent. De Adder is confus- about having certain prin- ple who don’t agree with ottawaletters ing hate with anger. The ciples such as wanting a other people’s points of @metronews.ca tea partiers demand from smaller government, not view resort to lies by Twitter their elected officials believing illegal using the “hate card,” sim- respect for the rule of law immigrants should jump ply because they have no @metroottawa with regards to illegal im- the line and get a free other sensible argument migration and demand fis- pass, advocating for to make. Metro has the right to edit cal responsibility from personal responsibility (in RACHAEL BLOOMFIELD letters and submissions. Metro Minute CONTRIBUTED at Science Café METRO OTTAWA • 130 Slater St., Suite 300 • Ottawa, ON K1P 6E2 • T: 613-236-5058 • Fax: 866-253-2024 Why were early currencies istry Of Money: Gold, Sil- Toll free: 1-888-916-3876 • [email protected] made of silver and gold? ver And Counterfeiting, Distribution: [email protected] What metals do we use to- from 6:30 to 7:30 tonight PublisherBill McDonald, Managing EditorTracey Tong, day? Carleton PhD student at the Wild Oat Café, 817 Sales ManagerDara Mottahed, Distribution ManagerBernie Peter Gordon illuminates Bank St. in the Glebe. The Horton these and other mysteries Science Café series is or- METRO CANADA:Group Publisher Bill McDonald, Editor-in-Chief of money, from the chem- ganized by Carleton Uni- Charlotte Empey, National Deputy EditorFernando Carneiro, istry behind coins, to how versity’s faculty of science Associate Managing EditorTarin Elbert, Scene/Life EditorDean anti-counterfeiting meas- to discuss relevant issues Lisk, Asst Managing Editor Amber Shortt, Art DirectorLaila ures work, to the future of facing our society and how Hakim, Nat’l Sales DirectorPeter Bartrem, Interactive/Marketing money manufacturing science can help solve real- DirectorJodi Brown technology. Join him for world problems. Carleton PhD student Peter Gordon will speak about Science Café — The Chem- METRO The Chemistry Of Money: Gold, Silver And Counterfeiting. scene metronews.ca 09 WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 12, 2011 2 UNIVERSAL PICTURES/THE ASSOCIATED PRESS scene New album Winona Ryder, left, Kevin James, Jennifer Connelly and Vince Vaughn star in The Dilemma, which opens this weekend. HOLLYWOOD’S CAUTIONARY TALE The Dilemma takes a Richards and Charlie There have been Fatal Attraction was a In Focus funny look at infidelity Smhoereen t hsiagnn efodu orn me iwlloiornth adultery comedies binogx ao nffuicme bbeorn oafn izma,i tinatsoprisr- when Vince Vaughn dollars. before, but usually including The Crush, Sin- finds his friend’s wife In this weekend’s The on screen in gle White Female and a RICHARD hSas been cheating Dilemma, a funny take on American films spoof called Fatal Instinct. Canadian pop infidelity, Vince Vaughn More poignant is Same star Avril Lavigne CROUSE there is a price to ometimes it discovers his best friend’s Time Next Year, the story has released the [email protected] seems like Holly- wife is having an affair. be paid for of a 26-year long affair. lead single off wood is obsessed There have been matrimonial Alan Alda and Ellen her forthcoming with infidelity, adultery comedies before, betrayal. Burstyn star as an album, Goodbye both on screen but usually on screen in extramarital couple who Lullaby. The first and off. Celebrity American films there is a rendezvous once a year single, What the cheating scandals — Jesse price to be paid for matri- from youth to old age. Hell, was made and the porn star, Tiger monial betrayal. Based on a stage play by available digitally and, well, er… everyone — Ever since the first Canadian Bernard Slade, yesterday in the covered the front pages re- cheating Hollywood it’s a nice mix of humour lead up to the re- cently and Zsa Zsa Gabor movie, 1915’s Infidelity, becomes a lesson in why — when asked how many lease of her once famously said, “How movies like The End of the not to cheat on your wife. kids he has Alda lies, say- fourth album, many husbands have I Affair, Body Heat and De- The film was a ing two rather than three, due Mar. 8. In a had? You mean apart from railed have shown the con- sensation in 1987 and its saying, “I thought it would blog post late last my own?” sequences of bed hopping, most famous clip, the rab- make me seem less year, Lavigne ex- Even supposedly happi- but one movie stands head bit boiling on the stove married,” — and emotion. pressed ly-ever-after Tinseltown and shoulder above the scene, even inspired a Perhaps the strangest frustration with couples preemptively rest as a cautionary tale. phrase in the Urban infidelity movie on our list her label and the guard against unfaithful- Fatal Attraction begins Dictionary. is Come with Me My Love, delayed release of ness by signing “cheat- with Michael Douglas, a According to their web- a supernatural tale about a the new album. proof” prenups. married man, who has a site, cook your rabbit man who kills his cheating THE CANADIAN PRESS Catherine Zeta-Jones fling with Glenn “I’m not “refers to the moment wife, then commits has a legal infidelity clause gonna be ignored” Close. when someone goes over suicide, only to come back with Michael Douglas and When he tries to break the edge in their obsession as a ghost 50 years later to it’s rumoured that Denise off their affair, she with another person.” haunt his old apartment. Republic of Doyle returning tonight ANNE an international viewer- doesn’t suit him; he was explain, I’m not saying he BRODIE ship and interest from the never interested in that comes out all right.” [email protected] likes of Paul Gross, Martha kind of behaviour.” And there’s a change of Stolen chip trucks, gangs, Burns, Gordon Pinsent, Professionally, Doyle’s a address from the Doyle prodigal sons, murder and Lindy Booth, Don McKel- “dog with a bone. He’s ob- home to a downtown loft. mayhem come to roost this lar, Nic Campbell and Vic- sessive. If he feels injustice Could this signal a sudden year in Allan Hawco’s hit tor Garber, who will drop is happening to somebody Doyle hipsterism? “No, my series Republic of Doyle. by to complicate things. he has to make it right and Lord! It’s in the building Newfoundlander Jake Hawco’s Doyle is an odd hold people accountable.” over the bar. He’s crashing Doyle’s unconventional TV private eye. “He won’t But personally, he’s less on the couch there be- approach to crime fight- carry a gun. We’re not deal- clear. “Jake has a lot of cause his girlfriend threw ing, his unique partner- ing with a hero who shoots complications this year. him out of the house. It’s ship with his father people. There are corpses Malachy has a heart at- as far away as hipster as Malachy and Hawco’s and high stakes but it is im- tack. It’s the reality of you can get.” Allan Hawco as GAlnob Eevse nroymmianne ien P Mauolv Giei aLmanadtt,i charm have won the show portant that Jake isn’t the what happens. We’ll see The show airs Wednes- Jake Doyle thrives in depicting life's disorder five Gemini nominations, initiator of violence. It Malachy again but I can’t days at 9 p.m. on CBC. 10 dish metronews.ca WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 12, 2011 Divorce taking its Celebrity tweets Jeremy Talking points Piven [@jere- mypiven] toll on Johansson Douglas wins tough battle Women officially become crazy the year they won’t tell with cancer you their age... Michael Douglas is happy to report that he’s Actress recently split with Ryan Reynolds New bachelor being linked cancer-free. Sarah Sil- to Sandra Bullock Johansson spotted smoking and ‘looking like a mess’ “I think the odds are verman with the tumor gone and [@Sar- GETTY IMAGES what I know about this ahKSil- Scarlett Johansson was particular type of cancer verman] spotted at Jeremy Ren- that I’ve got it beat,” he I don’t know that I’d call it ner’s 40th birthday party tells Matt Lauer during gumption but I at least have in Hollywood over the an interview for the the inclination to take 3 weekend “looking like a Today show. baths a day. mess,” according to “I feel good, relieved. Hollyscoop. The tumor is gone. But, “Scarlett was drinking you know, I have to vodka with lime, and was check out on a monthly Aziz smoking cigarettes,” says basis now to maintain.” Ansari the source, who noted the METR0 [@aziz- actress — who recently ansari] separated from Ryan Reynolds — hid a shorter Meg Ryan Does anyone think all these hairdo under a baseball basks in media dead birds and fish is a viral cap at the party. marketing campaign for the “She looked like she attention movie Country Strong? was going through a di- vorce,” the source says. Meg Ryan is reportedly METRO thrilled about being linked to John Mellencamp in the Emmy Scarlett Johansson media. Rossum “Meg couldn’t be hap- [@emm- pier,” a source tells yrossum] Popeater. GETTY IMAGES Wilson prepares “Not only has she got a Lesson of the day: Maybe great new guy, she’s back not so wise to ask boys in in the headlines. 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