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PAGE 02 Rangers pass the halfway mark test Central Park was engulfed in snow Monday as Juno fi rst touched ground. / BESS ADLER, METRO PAGE 17 Find a Mount Sinai Primary Care Doctor Close to You www.PrimaryCareNYC.org 1 www.metro.us NEW YORK 2 Tuesday, January 27, 2015 Closings Shutting down the Big Apple Gov. Andrew Cuomo told reporters Monday that all train and bus service in New York NEWS City will shut down as of 11 p.m. Asked if service is expected to resume in time for morning Top 3 commutes on Tuesday, The best Cuomo said no. “The feeling is of the storm has gotten worse,” he added. Metro.us The Port Authority also said the majority of fl ights expected in 1PHOTOS: Miss and out of LaGuardia Universe through and John F. Kennedy the ages airports are either can- celled or delayed. 2C hipotle is giving The governor out free burritos repeated calls made throughout the day for 31 0 things you all New Yorkers to stay need to do to get indoors and off the through the snow- streets as of 11 p.m. storm Drivers found to violate the curfew will be issued misdemeanor summonses, offi cials warned. “The good news is the sun will come out again,” Cuomo said. “We just don’t know when.” CHESTER JESUS SORIA C Pedestriains brtave thye wind an d snsow on hthe Brookluyn Bridget. Belows, the bl izzadrd hits Moonday aftwernoon in Bronoklyn. / BE SS ADiLER, MnILES DIXON What to read 1 “The Snowy Day” by Ezra Jack Keats (ages 4-6): Little Peter is delight- the wake of Juno ed at the transformation of New York after the fi rst snowstorm of the season. 2 “Brave Irene” by William Steig (4-8): On the go The young daughter of Want to read a dressmaker braves an Snowstorm. Biting The blizzard, expected Quoted impending winter storm to dump more than two Metro on your to ensure the duchess gets winds and more feet of snow on New York “I went to school in Buff alo, so to me, mobile device? her ball gown in time. than 30-inches of City, had a name, Juno, Get the app! All 3 “The Long Winter” by snow expected a#nsndo witms agogwedno nh, aassh ttahge, it’s fi ne. I actually like the snow.” you have to do is Laura Ingalls Wilder through tonight. city prepared to be crip- Hanson search for Metro (8-12): How the Ingalls pled in its onslaught. US in the App Store family survived the winter New Yorkers scram- day, and his $5 umbrellas than the Big Apple. of 1880-81 as their food bled for food, booze and could go up in price if the Grocery stores around or Google Play and coal supplies run low. 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Service has issued a bliz- they say it is,” said Lacy Midtown hotel until the town, and there’s no food run away to the Catskills, zard warning through Thomas, a street vendor heaviest of the snow in my fridge,” said Jen- where he’s caught in a midnight Tuesday. selling hats, gloves, ear passed. nifer Hartman, 32, who treehouse during a storm. Forecasters are not warmers and Statue of “You’re better pre- was waiting outside the 5 “Snow Falling in predicting snow for Liberty tsotchkes near pared than we are, you store. Hers was a typical Spring” by Moying Wednesday. The sun is ex- Bowling Green early guys get on with it,” said Manhattan fridge, just Li. (13+):Li takes readers pected to come out in the Monday afternoon. Hanson, as he waited waffles in the freezer. through coming of age afternoon boosting the Thomas predicted the to take pictures at the during China’s Cultural high to 26 degrees, but snowfall would be lighter Charging Bull statue. 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Andrew Cuomo Support for Silver is slip- seven Assembly members outlined his $142 billion ping. Hours after his arrest, told various outlets Silver budget proposal on Jan. 21. top Assembly Democrats should step down. 1-718-996-4400 The Legislature has a March defended Silver. Only one “I think he should step 31 deadline to approve it. Democrat — Brooklyn As- down and resign,” Barron www.NewYorkVeinCenter.org During much of the semblyman and longtime told reporters Monday. time he is accused of firebrand Charles Barron — “This is a distraction. And accepting millions in voted against him. if any part of these charges kickbacks, Silver led the As- By Monday, a growing are true, it is a shame. 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