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KENNEDY PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY AND MUSEUM KENNEDY LIBRARY FORUMS * Opportunities and Challenges The Nine of Us: Growing Up Kennedy for the New Administration Tuesday, y 24, 2017 * 6:00 p.m p.m. The ay 76 ( .m. Ambassador Jean Kennedy Smith discusses her new book The Nine of Us Growing Up Kennedy with her son 0 On the eve of the inauguration, Tom Ashbrook, host of WBUR’s On Point, will moderate a discussion on Stephon Seuidh. Pulities Preecwinntng opportunities and challenges facing the Trump pen’ former Boston Globe columnist administration with Brian MeGrory, editor of the Boston Bileea, MeNamira moderates Globe; Heather Cox Richardson, historian at Boston College and author of To Make Men Free: A History of the Republican Party; and Ron Suskind, Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist and director of the Investigative Journalism Project at Harvard Law School. ity. wbur B wstiuie Che Boston Globe xfinity CA) wour P ESERVATIONS & INFORMATION: an torumsarefteeand open othe public. 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METROUS JANUARY 11, 2017 6 BOSTON Lawmakers consider reducing homegrown marijuana allowance Senate president ple who know a lot more ately returned Tuesday. bout thisthan Ido, they While onthe ait, ca’ marijuana ay that for someone Rosenberg sid “advo. plant allowances who knows how to truly cates understand | that very large. grow these plants and this [allowance is likely nce you master it'— to be debated in the pro- snneman Which isnot all that hard cess” Gernteman —12 plants would pro- But proegalization ia duce about 30 marijuana activists said otherwise. cigarettes a day. “We vehemently dis- The cap on the number "It’s. avery. large agree with any attempt of pot plants adults are quantity to have in your to further limit the [id i Slowed to grow could be home at any given time,” homerower allowanc- _ Sete President Stanley Rosenberg sad lwakes cold make cao he number of aca plans suchas Ns on the chopping block as Rosenberg added, ¢," said Jim Borghesani, alowed inhomes. armas Massachusetts legislators Asked” to clarify spokesman for the Yes prepare to vet the state's. whether the Senate on 4 campaign, the or- are going to be very few retail dispensaries for __ While Bonghesani said new marijuana laws. president supports a re ganization that lobbied home growers. It will be recreational users by six he _ wished ~_ legislators In an interview on duction inthe number of for the passage of recre- a niche market just as it months, citing a need would stay out of it, he Merrimack Valley's plants that can be legally ational marijuana laws is now," he said, noting for more time to set up _chalked the pushback up WCAP radio Tuesday, grown, a spokesman for _ last year. plant allowances were regulations. toa fear of change. Senate President Stan’ Rosenberg told State Massachusetts’ im- modeled after state law “The House and Sen- “We saw prohibition ley Rosenberg said law- House News Service that its are in line with eight allowances for home- ate are creating a joint hysteria and now legal makers would consider the Senate leader is “still other states plus Wash- brewed beer and wine. committee on marijua- ization hysteria, Uiti reducing the current doing hishomework and ington, D.C. that have Since legal marijuana na to weed through the mately, 1 think ‘people homegrowing limit of will await the recom- legalized pot, Borghe- became the law of the law approved by voters lize the problems six marijuana plants per mendation of the Mari- sani said, calling Rosen- land in Massachusetts in the Nov. 8 election. are fairly minimal and adult and maximum of — juana Committee.” berg’s yield estimates on Dec. 15, the state That committee has also that they're not going to 12 per household. 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Metr@ media media.metro.us me WILBUR J VICDIBITETTO JAN 13 FOR TICKETS AND INFO VISIT THEWILBUR.COM METROUS WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 11, 2017 Fred Armisen of ‘Portlandia’ thinks it’ over for the nerds The hunks have officially taken over JeMNIFERLOGUE iennferogue You would think by its seventh season, *Port- Jandia” would start losing steam — but it hasn't, The quirky sketch comedy series follows the lovable yet eccentric characters who “keep Portland weird,” with Fred Armisen and Car- rie Brownstein playing most of them. From the feminist bookstore own- ers to the gothic oddballs toultrrbohemian couples, “Portlandia” isa patchwork of relatability and quality laughs. We got to chat with one of its ‘Geators and stars, Fred Amisen, about hunks taking over, why Trump isnt touched on this sea- son and the possiblity of “Portlandia” album. 10 TELEVISION For the full interview, visit metro.us Ineason 7, Cai dates ark andthe nerds oe it. cus ame How does it feel to be in Season 7? It's the best. I love doing “Portlandia.” Ican't believe my luck. To be going this long — | think Of it as my new job still. I'm very fortunate. The “What About Meni sketch really made me think of Trump sup- porters — white men ut there who feel like their voices aren’t being heard. But then there's e hunks bit. You really ink hunks are taking over in our culture? ‘They already took over! [Laughs| There was a time when hunks were dum-dums, and now they have a sense of humor. They're smart, they're comedians, they do itall and they're so accepted now. They're taking the thunder away from the nerds, and nerds are jealous of that, We need a “What About Nerds?” sketch. They're disappearing. They became so difficult that now they don't get to be heard atall. There are so many subgenres [like gaming] and they're dis. appearing into them, Ever since the “Song for Portland” episode, | keep wondering if you guys will ever do a “Port- landia” album, with you and Carrie and all of the guest stars. Any chance of that ever happening? ‘That's a really great idea My answer is yes. I think that would be really cool Ideas like that are so good. I's actually getting ittogether that takes a bit of work. But I think it would be worth it You've played so many characters on this show. Do you have a favorite? Talways relate to the weirdo goth characters. don't know why. Love doing them. [wish I could do a whole show with just them, What do you do when you're not working on ‘Portlandia? Working on other shows. never have a day off — ever. I just What can nerds do? NIK GLASER, JAN 14 A lot of comedy shows are being pretty direct about their disapproval Do you have any advice of Donald Trump right for people out there now. However, in the getting their start in episodes I've seen so far comedy? in this season, it’s a sub- My advice is to always ject you don't touch on, surround yourself with keep going, STEPHENLYNCH MODERN LOVE LIVE BERT KREISCHER JOSH GARRELS & SAVAGE LOVE LIVE jwaRk MCMILLAN OLD SCHOOL GAME ica DAVID DUCHOVNY ADELE GIVENS ‘STEVE HACKETT VALERIE JUNE ‘AaTLaNoR Any reason for that? people who make you SAN 20 ‘We don't have the luxury Taugh and most likely of being a nightly ot you're making them weekly TV show. Taugh too. Because HAYES GRIER ‘We shootin the then your whole summer, We experience all the ETHANBORTNICK [eR way through isa last yearin fun experience May? Because $0 at least you CHRIS FLEMING it takes so enjoying all of Tong, we can't that time. TOM SEGURA afford to get specific. The next TELL ME With ous, new episode of SOMETHING I we need “Portlandia” airs to keep it this Thursday, DON'T KNOW vague. Jan. 12 at 10 pam, on IFC.

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Senate President Stan’ Rosenberg told State Massachusetts’ im- modeled after state law “The House and Sen- “We saw prohibition ley Rosenberg said law- House News Service that its are in line with eight allowances for home- ate are creating a joint hysteria and now legal makers would consider the Senate leader is “still other states plus Wash- brewed beer and wine. committee on marijua- ization hysteria, Uiti reducing the current doing hishomework and ington, D.C. that have Since legal marijuana na to weed through the mately, 1 think ‘people homegrowing limit of will await the recom- legalized pot, Borghe- became the law of the law approved by voters lize the problems six marijuana plants per mendation of the Mari- sani said, calling Rosen- land in Massachusetts in the Nov. 8 election. are fairly minimal and adult and maximum of — juana Committee.” berg’s yield estimates on Dec. 15, the state That committee has also that they're not going to 12 per household. 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Metr@ media media.metro.us me WILBUR J VICDIBITETTO JAN 13 FOR TICKETS AND INFO VISIT THEWILBUR.COM METROUS WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 11, 2017 Fred Armisen of ‘Portlandia’ thinks it’ over for the nerds The hunks have officially taken over JeMNIFERLOGUE iennferogue You would think by its seventh season, *Port- Jandia” would start losing steam — but it hasn't, The quirky sketch comedy series follows the lovable yet eccentric characters who “keep Portland weird,” with Fred Armisen and Car- rie Brownstein playing most of them. From the feminist bookstore own- ers to the gothic oddballs toultrrbohemian couples, “Portlandia” isa patchwork of relatability and quality laughs. We got to chat with one of its ‘Geators and stars, Fred Amisen, about hunks taking over, why Trump isnt touched on this sea- son and the possiblity of “Portlandia” album. 10 TELEVISION For the full interview, visit metro.us Ineason 7, Cai dates ark andthe nerds oe it. cus ame How does it feel to be in Season 7? It's the best. I love doing “Portlandia.” Ican't believe my luck. To be going this long — | think Of it as my new job still. I'm very fortunate. The “What About Meni sketch really made me think of Trump sup- porters — white men ut there who feel like their voices aren’t being heard. But then there's e hunks bit. You really ink hunks are taking over in our culture? ‘They already took over! [Laughs| There was a time when hunks were dum-dums, and now they have a sense of humor. They're smart, they're comedians, they do itall and they're so accepted now. They're taking the thunder away from the nerds, and nerds are jealous of that, We need a “What About Nerds?” sketch. They're disappearing. They became so difficult that now they don't get to be heard atall. There are so many subgenres [like gaming] and they're dis. appearing into them, Ever since the “Song for Portland” episode, | keep wondering if you guys will ever do a “Port- landia” album, with you and Carrie and all of the guest stars. Any chance of that ever happening? ‘That's a really great idea My answer is yes. I think that would be really cool Ideas like that are so good. I's actually getting ittogether that takes a bit of work. But I think it would be worth it You've played so many characters on this show. Do you have a favorite? Talways relate to the weirdo goth characters. don't know why. Love doing them. [wish I could do a whole show with just them, What do you do when you're not working on ‘Portlandia? Working on other shows. never have a day off — ever. I just What can nerds do? NIK GLASER, JAN 14 A lot of comedy shows are being pretty direct about their disapproval Do you have any advice of Donald Trump right for people out there now. However, in the getting their start in episodes I've seen so far comedy? in this season, it’s a sub- My advice is to always ject you don't touch on, surround yourself with keep going, STEPHENLYNCH MODERN LOVE LIVE BERT KREISCHER JOSH GARRELS & SAVAGE LOVE LIVE jwaRk MCMILLAN OLD SCHOOL GAME ica DAVID DUCHOVNY ADELE GIVENS ‘STEVE HACKETT VALERIE JUNE ‘AaTLaNoR Any reason for that? people who make you SAN 20 ‘We don't have the luxury Taugh and most likely of being a nightly ot you're making them weekly TV show. Taugh too. Because HAYES GRIER ‘We shootin the then your whole summer, We experience all the ETHANBORTNICK [eR way through isa last yearin fun experience May? Because $0 at least you CHRIS FLEMING it takes so enjoying all of Tong, we can't that time. TOM SEGURA afford to get specific. The next TELL ME With ous, new episode of SOMETHING I we need “Portlandia” airs to keep it this Thursday, DON'T KNOW vague. Jan. 12 at 10 pam, on IFC.

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