Liquor Up Front, Poker in the Rear- A Book of Adult Humor

160 Pages·2016·0.58 MB·English

by  Hunt Michael

LIQUOR UP FRONT,
POKER IN THE REAR
A BOOK OF ADULT HUMOR

By Michael Hunt

All Rights Reserved
ISBN 978-0-9817007-7-9
Copyright © 2009 by S&B Publishing
This book may not be reproduced in whole or in part without the written permission of the author or the
publisher.

First Printing – February 2010
Printed in the United States of America
www.AllAmericanBooks.com
Disclaimer

The majority of the jokes contained in this book are based upon material which is freely available in the
public domain. No information as to who wrote the original versions of these jokes was available to the
author. If anyone has a valid claim to the copyright ownership of the root of any joke contained herein,
please contact the publisher so that proper accreditation may be given in any future edition.
Laugh…

Because smiling is the second best thing you can do
with your mouth!
TABLE OF CONTENTS

The Best Medicine
Voodoo Penis

Medical Condition
Side Effects

Did You Jump?

The Second Time

Flat Tummy

Little Soldier

Poker Player

Christmas Party

Cowboy Up

I Have A Plan

Always Tell the Truth
Family Resemblance
Private Parts

Common Courtesy

Tit For Tat

Final Confession
Night On the Town
Drop the Soap

Sex Frog

True Confession

No More For You!

Frozen Skunk

Moby Dick’s Son

The Rich Hooker

Elder Sex

Sensitivity Test For Men
The Pickle Slicer
Ball Four

Little Blue Pill
Holy Hot Dogs

Two Brothers

Quick Thinking

Close Call

Texas Woman

Jack and Debra

The Toast
The Face Lift

Baby Texan

Sexual Harassment
Osama & the Genie
Firm Up

Newlyweds

Nag, Nag, Nag

All Aboard!

Basic Math

Medical Miracle

Harry

My First Time

Human Kindness

A Good Deal

Lady Golfer

Barbie Doll

Finished?

Sperm Count

The Peaches

The Dildo

Drug Research

Devil of a Deal

Happy Birthday

Cheap Diagnosis

Little Genie

A Fairy Tale

Amazing Claude

Happy Anniversary
It’s The Thought
The Eulogy

Three Virgins

Jolt of Caffeine
Choo Choo!

Fill ‘Er Up

Safe Smokes

Five Secrets to a Perfect Relationship
The Amazing Texan
Cathouse Parrot

Learning To Cuss
Miss Manners

Remember Me?

Teenage Sex

The “F” Word

Logical Deduction
Traffic Stop

Divorce Letter
Frank Feldman

Tee’d Off

Old Cowboy

The Fishing Trip
All That Glitters
Poison Pill

Jungle Sex

String Him Up!

A La Carte Menu

Speak!

Deaf Dog

Stowaway

Two Bags Full

Family Ties

Ding Dong

Hired Hand

The Hotcakes

The Nudist Colony
Repeat Offender

Carmen

A New Plan

All It Takes

Next!

Dad’s Lamp

Overdose

Voices

Sizing It Up

Sex Signals

It Wasn’t Me

Quid Pro Quo

Bang!

Personal Ad

Female Pharmacy

Number Four

A Small Problem

Because He Can’t
Good Job

Wedded Bliss

Reminiscing

Plan B

Don’t Ask Don’t Tell
Fucked Again

Go For the Gold

Far Away
Cut the Schlitz

Gone Fishing

Bad Karma

At the Market

The New Maid

Dead Wood

On Vacation

Chinese Doctor

All Over Tan

Just Relax

Kiss of Life

Proud Papa

Going Postal

Money Talks

It’s Your Choice
THE BEST MEDICINE

Laughter and sex are undoubtedly two of the best medicines for your health.
They both help keep you fit and healthy! Several studies have proven that each
of them can protect you from heart attacks. After a good laugh, or a good lay,
you feel much more relaxed and calm. They recharge your energy, increase your
productivity, and enable you to stay focused. Plus they reduce stress, and thus
make you feel better!
It is very important to laugh out loud several times a day in order to
minimize the effects of stress and maximize fun and humor in your life. It is
equally important to have regular sexual encounters… but a word of caution.
Don’t do them both at the same time… or your partner may develop a complex!