j^H&Khy MYOMED. 3ozTUBE Cupboard “is going to ease a lot of- RAIN” • M•usc“le str•ain T•‘ B—ack pa in THURSDAY, JANUARY 3,2013 Student chefs Seeking sunlight They ROC the menu Solar projects search for support Page 6 Page 7 Storm pictures Santa visits Boxing day snow hampers motorists Northland Pointe hosts St. Nick Page 15 INPORT/'^NEWS SERVING PORT COLBORNE • WAINFLEET • SHERKSTON • LOWBANKS • ISSUE NO. 1 VOLUME 17 ■ REACH OUT CENTRE: Community support needed Port Cares meeting a growing need for help MARYANNE FIRTH Cares has since been working InPort News Staff to improve its services and make use of its newfound PORT COLBORNE - When the going gets tough, theA tnodu gwhh geents tghoei nngu. mber of see PORT CARES | page 2 people falling below the pov¬ erty line starts growing, so MARYANNE FIRTH Staff Photo must the facility that prides Port Cares volunteer iseocetyinxnsn’Ietp stcsNl’ a fessa ni ot lcabPdlnkf eeofs eoe,der lfnvt e f SR meoCatrle. i ua,ytan ronacgee thna bsea rd eesO o s rastpisunhse ettdate antCn lneaaidencgd nehgec .t anil iritl¬n¬esf ttodSMPooircani gahttlnhrraeoiyentecorari kli.azn e cSegnCsoseet aau l nstlBndthecodeecoyc antl'tsekiurtc dseirC ne Eafehggrtlnosraseoi mrmstpduotr em g Sibnohtuatr. ass ir lyy opTehnee d$ l-imn iJluliloyn 2e0x1p1a. nPsioornt satguefnf c1y18's sctloiecnktisn.g s for the .Hometo) ROYALLePac1 ■ -. 2 ■ INPORT NEWS ■ THURSDAY, JANUARY 3,2013 upfront ■ PORT CARES Registration numbers beginning to climb FROM PAGE 1 for their services among the College’s annual Many Hands The renovations increased working poor, Birrell said. 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PORTCARES the existing space to include That extra meal once a week Each year a non-profit additional seating, as well as can mean a world of differ¬ organization is chosen for REACH OUT fthoeo dc ostmormaguen tioty a fcocoodm bmanokd afoter enTceh, es hfeir asdt doefd .t he evening na izfaecdi lbiyty s truedneonvtas tiino nN ioarggaar¬a CENTRE the Port Colborne/Wainfleet mofe Talhsa wnakss ghievlidn ign icne lOebcrtaotbioenr pCoosltl-eggrea'sd ueavteen pt rmogarnaamg.e Wmeonrkt PROGRAMS keixtIcpth aenanld,s eoodf f icinec coslpmuadcmee edar ncdiaa nal aant Mdth 1ae8n 7ya g poeefno dcpiylee aacrhtetae tnnhgdeee sdd .is reeecnt iissnt u ttdhhieeen sc peorxloleegcgrueat’mes dsc. o byn ssttruudcetinotns ■ WThaulkrsindga yclsu, b1:0 T:4u5e sad.may. s and classroom for programming. result of climbing statistics on Renovations at the centre ■ Homework club: Thursdays, Executive director Lynda the working poor, Reinhart are scheduled to begin in 3:30 p.m. RtppleaamrrkeloAo iebfjntsciea tihlarcdhekamt ee reo htcdspf iea btaoPymleinp oglae eitrnne odttdv i hmC ettbehosaeel e r,pyt re hh oafsaoneui sgwid nnece.de a nv ttpthhechir¬yeee, wbtseoaxao iTEtndarekk.ahcn rc dedolo ueinemdrc ri Tnt mehtghhneo ut itdhhsrraeso edt mud eara osyhty hn o.ae otfsvh si ete.s n afPwionloshogroodst PortCares Jippcacnaloherssintnavotsauis,a r lta ciwlrrnaruyayitcc nii wolltdsuiano.aodn nlwoTeld ,f oh cwpsefwo t aaiovpini lrnerrdlaeor togimijinwnenegocg scsv,ut l aunacwabandniirtlldde¬esl ■■ ATFbPRlourdeoooeugcgdsliktdrs S atcbarmeoyearostg:vi, kioT i2ncinhn:se 0e gi JAs 0 anco sniepprsuwc.oemal cne8r.isy anw: t o7eewt eh.k. she said work still needs to Cares received "amazing Improving the quality of life and a shed. ■ Food bank: Monday and be done to get the message news,” Reinhart said. 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The lunch accessing the services has education will help to change She credits the many vol¬ with energy saving and other times, call Andrea Birrell at programs, which take place increased, she said. that cycle of poverty. unteers who donate their cost-savings techniques. 905-835-1914 ext. 22. Mcaonn dsaeyes uanpdw Wardeds neosfd a1y0s0, up“ Tanhed c poesto opfl eli vairneg hhaavs ignogn ea ligAhtn oist htheer cnenetwre ’sh Figoho¬d ttihme ec eton ttrhee t oag reunnc syo f osmr hoeoltphilnyg. teaTmhein agg eunpc yw witihll Balrsiod gbees R • [ X * M people per sitting. harder time.” Service Associate Program. In the food bank alone, Port Community Health Centre It costs roughly $75 to Industrial job losses in the Participants receive train¬ Cares sees between 25 and to host various programs in sponsor an entire lunch sit¬ area have also hit residents ing and certification in safe 30 volunteers a month and partnership in the new year. ting and $150 for an entire hard, Birrell said, adding that food handling, WHIMIS about 500 volunteer hours While donations of all dinner sitting. for “a lot of gendemen in the (Workplace Hazardous are logged monthly for the kinds are always welcome, Canada Niagara Power has meal program, that's their Materials Information meal program. the ROC is in desperate already jumped on board System) and Smart Serve, all “We have very involved need of tables and chairs to provide funds for a meal. It’s also not uncommon, at no cost. The program’s new and passionate people who for its dining room, as well AwItlisesuhtex’ ennoesTspr d ecsechaaeehr oeni e itnu tnnsTiarmtnitge rhoiaB onneunabdu idrn mlrsueoe r d.cice ep ntaeelaoeylcdnl nrs mn itfe.isr oinaa eTglghskl hheom oetet w poi idanati ii nngtn anongeasgn e nsgtte hheictersodeeysrt fPtisoanhahluolgmaeO“ sra t Wtl is gni cplCfaeieyeereias cd osw.nrsl ,e egke ca,stir”wo’lona l ssmst msph eettirrhesoenvo r sggigfotcaor erueiyiarndngs me,.aph trbn e oadtydoth i ia tepaobec ltvnarce acehse rh aaosio¬¬kssff Rume7aa.wripO geuRA“ a hCnWbtserthi ee,gt-t eh wgeyior’sei v efetin cer ncgwena eo kibtihasnmin eobt atwgrernmlta o ent ihitosuc s io a tkon oclnobe finlobt fi ly mentewenh rb gebe uteoewio.dnm pc sacoewo botnmJpa mtea.yhe ern,¬ne”ss. vgtttribhatooroe anelWm llemicetursheeha sn he,,idret” la neea trrhBe erdetPlreodi ciw ro e iararpoertnotg hlri tldfkeCee hfs .nn aei rastcRruri edyiOoynns, f e Csgci tawsNh rr ewea iaidwtac scoipgcsthhuuriiaoseneslr¬¬¬dndga kadsamTpstiow ta oF9cndri0nohtyait5srseaet o-hinrn8mo:re n 3iin@stnoe5e,s.gr -mmf,e1c iar9 usvf tiim.1thorn l4t@elefh uoreaTysnxlrru,mt t i.anceb 2naameu2ltdrnl.iei eoBndo niigtra h r.oecoenlarrl gJtCRLhueOeeeltvniC aecPt i rotJloehlooer.e kth a iCnMnMnsad'Ae odr nTenRuus,Yar iLnpRAnnreNegoSegaN rgttaca hErcShfa feeF m mOyP IR hiu toaThttt H o THURSDAY, JANUARY 3, 2013 ■ INPORT NEWS portraits ■ REACH OUT CENTRE: Volunteer drive slated for January Helping hands become part of the family for helping the ROC's many Jane Wright, who's been vol- Port Cares will be conducting a volunteer drive in January. Volunteers are especially needed to help with the food bank on Thursday evenings and to help with crafts and bingo on the first Monday of the month from 10 a.m. to 11:30 a.m. Opportunities exist for high school students to get their community service hours by helping with the homework club and meal program. To volunteer or for more information, call Andrea Birrell at 905-835-1914 ext. 22. INPORT NEWS ■ THURSDAY, JANUARY 3, 2013 ■ COLUMN INPORT/>4NEWS I’ve been thinking about peace on earth Published by InPort News 228 East Main StSruenet ,M Wedeilal aCnodr,p O. ntario, L3B 5P5 tsShcyehraioato rolesvs,e torh rta hmte wa llaelss h,t oemar arte namyb opmuleots nt,o tohors o m hftuoenvnid.e Ir ned s sthoemree,h oorw d itdhne’ pt aelolopwle Gdioddn t’ot w baen tht eGroe,d I Tel: 90i5n-p7o3r2t.-n2e4w1s4@ Fsauxn:m90e5d-i7a.3c2a- 3660 J.L \lm foewmwineegk sse argmoo inn Im tayl kSeudn dabayo ut hias afnve’wet t d hhieoe uwdr,as m’y d aitrn’isvy se ou ffpr tophmoesm Bed ein tthonl obeceh.ee”nm ts. ,“ jTuhsti s whiomJrel tsdou w sb whe,ea brseu b mto hamen c yina mmtoa eay a w nnooytwr lhdaay ov.f eA s winnad, n at ed John Tobon, publisher, print & digital how, so often when we look at a situation, Just over a week ago we celebrated the shortly after his birth his family had to Dave Johnson, Inport News senior reporter wath oeunr wweo rloldo wk aet j uosutr h liavvees ,t wo shaeyn, w"Teh lios oiskn ’t bPirritnhc oe fo ofu Pre Sacave,i obuor,m th ien othnaet w “Iei tcdaell Tthoew n bflaeree tlhye e dscaanpgeedr obef fthoaret lHitetlreo tdo’ws sno aldnider s the way it’s supposed to be.” The day before of Bethlehem” We sang “O come, all ye committed a similar massacre of innocent SUN MEDIA Ig prarnedacdhauedgh thteart, saenrdm noine,c teh oef d mauegmhbteerr,s wfaeitrhefnu’lt, fjoeeylfiunlg a “njdoy tfruiul”m thpihsa Cnth!r”i sbtmuta ms.a ny ythoeu pnego cphlield orfe Bn.e Tthhleeyh edmid nd’itd dni’et wbeacnatu Gseo d A Quebecor Media Company loefa ovuinr gc obneghriengda ati foivne d yieedar a ot ltdh eb oayg ew ohfo 4 n0 ow beA fa rmeaildiianr gto f rmoman Iys,a siaayhs, ,o “nCeo tmhafot rmt, iOgh t tmhearne w. 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Yet, it's not Drive Clean, but other factors — such as ■ COLUMN: William Thomas bhiest treerp coarrts n aonteds c, lceiatinnegr tfhuee lE —nv tihroant mhaevnet dMriivneisnt rtyh'os soew gna ins, Players of the famae game - in their own words figure saying 75% of the reduction in vehicle emissions can be chalked up to other explanations. Make no mistake; Air pollution kills and vehicles add to the deadly mix. won’t be able to laugh at my jokes about But Ontario’s worst pollution has never come out of I he rich and famous said things in the Secret Service so please cover your vehicle tailpipes. -L thispastyearthatwouldcausethe ears. If that1 s physically possible.” (And It’s filth that blows in from the U.S. Midwest or spews hair on Robin Leach’s back to stand on WILLIAM Michelle nearly fell offher chair laughing.) from homegrown sources, such as heavy industry and end. Theyspokeofbodypartsandbroken From ears too realty big rears... "I want Ontario’s remaining coal-fired power plants. hearts and deep philosophical thingies. THOMAS big boobs and a big old ass and a cape,” Drive Clean spares vehicles built before 1988, lets They kissed each other and dissed each said Mila Kunis on becoming a comic thousands more through each year without the full repairs other and called each other names. Like bookheroine. Butifyoucoveryourself they need and is about to start using new diagnostic "a contaminated Iitde maggot” with a cape, doesn’t that cancel out your testing technology the auditor says doesn’t work — the That was actually one of the nicest other two wishes? government says it will deal with that — on pre-1998 things Charlie Sheen had to say about the hypocrite.” He called the show, for which Said Jessica Simpson: “My boobs are vehicles. produce of Two And A Half Men before he was being paid $1.25 million per way too big to run at this point.” Careful! It’s a program of questionable value, fraught with they fired him. Before his father Martin episode a “pukefest" They may not know how big they are. inconsistencies but netting the province a tidy profit of $11 could get a bar of soap into his mouth, Said host Jimmy Kiinmel at the White They might just take off anyway! million a year on the backs of motorists. Charlie called Chuck Lorre a “clown" House Correspondents Dinner to Sounds like it’s time for a clean break from Drive Clean. and a “turd,” a “AA Nazi," and a "blatant President Barack Obama; “Iknowyou see WILLIAM THOMAS | page 5 THURSDAY, JANUARY 3,2013 ■ INPORT NEWS ■ WILLIAM THOMAS The rich and famous have a way with words FROM PAGE 4 vaginas around me at this more sex than the average maybe vague about his and it wasn’t even raining. I "I get days where I’m just down Butt not a problem for point” Careful. As long as you man. Yes, two or three women sexuality (he calls himself a thought itwas stupid.” Yeah, and gloomy.” Those are the Cameron Diaz: “My ass is don't scream or make a sudden a night, trust me...” Man, prophet of the fourth sex?!?) well jumping off that diff into days kid, you just gotta suck it definitely higher than it was move, they probably won’t you’re actually having more sex but he knows what he doesn’t that raging river when you up and tell yourself, hey! I’ve when I was 20. It gets better as than the average rabbit Ah, like: “I hate the royals. I think can’t swim wasn't all that smart made $110 million because I get older” Really? Because Jack Nicholson has no such Jack Nicholson will have what they're arrogant, horrible either, Kid. although I might not be as that defies both gravity and problem: "...the life of a gigolo you're having which is a Viagra, dictators. The world does not But Olympic medalist and talented, I’m way taller than Joan Rivets. always ends badly... I no Cialis and oyster cocktail. need them” But, not Prince newly-minted actor Ryan those kids were in Menudo. Headed for even more longer have the energy to both Said billionaire Richard Harry. The world needs Harry Lochte restored my faith Added “The Stratford plastic surgery, the 78-year-old work and fool around.” Branson: “In my lifetime, like a dog needs a fire hydrant in films with his eloquent Squeezer”: “Youjusthavepain comedian said: “My body is a Not out there but for a I’m determined to start a “I hate people,” said Robert assessment of the thespian's in your heart because maybe temple and the temple needs different reason, Jennie Garth population on Mars. I think Pattison, ’but I love dogs.” redecorating.” said: "I would rather lick the it’s absolutely realistic.” All by Amen. And who does French lines and trying to, like, "it” I take it you mean grabbing Commenting on Rihanna’s bottom of my shoe than go on yourself! Okay, Richard will actor Gerard Depardieu say them and still, like, do your crotch which you do way plan to be back together with a date.” You wouldn’t say that if have what Jade and Cee Lo are hate? “I don’t much like the movement and all that. That too much. That's where the Chris Brown who beat her up you lived in Wainfleet having plus a splash of Spanish French.” he said, describing his was hard.” And yet Randy pain is coming from! It didn’t and put her in the hospital, Said Sofia Vergara: “If I walk Fly. countrymen as arrogant and Quaid makes it look so easy. do Michael Jackson any good Joan Rivers said: “Idiot! Now outside without lipstick I feel Funny how Cee Lo Green smug. You know Sir Laurence Olivier and it won’t help you. Try a it’s my turn to slap her!” naked." 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Lee was particularly impressed connoisseurs. “You can tell the ones that by the chefs donating their When approached about really have a love for food. helping out with the program, They're interested in watching “They show us ways to better Kevin Echlin and Claudia everything we’re doing.” our technique,” she said, eager MARYANNE FIRTH Staff Photo Spiteri, of The Smokin' Many of the young kitchen to learn. 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Your news 24/7 Breaking news just a click away visit BJEIJca A Quebecor Media Company 5=s—rgsa-3—for the PFriPF month Solar projects seek ray ■VC V* I ■ E JANUARY - Copies of Recipes & Product Information available in store- Sharing & Exchanging Recipes with our Customers is only one of many of light from township services we offer at Port Country Pantry. Our Port Country Pantry’s _ Turkey Pot- Pie (Left-over Turkey Recipe) Preparation: Preheat Oven to 350 degrees. Makes 4 to 6 servings. DAVEJOHNSON would be installed on a building InPort News Staff designed and structured to hold their weight. WAINFLEET — Having the His concerns, elsewhere, are township on their side could about homes where panels were help one resident and one busi¬ installed on roofs with no sup¬ ness get to the front of the line porting structure inside. for Ontario Power Authority’s “We won't be going on roofs microFIT program for solar tsoa ivde, natidladtien g(i nit cwasoeu oldf aa lfsiroe )h,”a hvee to approximately fit the size of the baking dish(es). If you use pastry, Raymond Luciano, of Sentinel to be a life or death situation for Solar, and resident Keith Veenhof him to send volunteer firefight¬ bubbly around the edges. BonApp6tit! 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The town’s new plan focuses first on high- priority areas, which include The only fortunate part Panedlh Eafmfin gSht.a,m C Sat.n, baondro o tRhedr. of this was it fell on the areas of high-volume traffic. Christmas holiday, when p.mPl.o wWs ewdenrees doauyt fruonmti l5 :3110 traffic was down.” p.m., and stopped when wind Dave MacLeod poinc kthede uropa. dPsl oawgsa iwn eeraer lbya cink the morning and there were no reported problems, he Welland resident Katie said. Lane could be spotted shov¬ “There were quite a few elling her Niagara St. drive¬ cars parked on the road way in Welland Thursday which was a bit of a problem.” morning. Snow removal in Welland sonvo“eIwr nk,”ing eshwht e sw tosear miwd, e arbebu otgu ewtt thtiihnlgee Algoma Central Corp.’s Algosea was barley visible as it was docked on the east wall of the Welland CanaDl. AVE JOHNSON Staff Photo asSmnald oI oaPtnhon pretrl oloCc,e osWlsb,e oallcrancnoedr ’dwsi ngages n t¬oa adding she was stranded were a terrible mess.” was slowed down due to the and looking out for their and Port Colborne about 15 eral manager of infrastructure overnight in Niagara Falls Canada Post letter car¬ snowfall. mailman." cm to 25 cm. services and Port Colborne while visiting her family. rier Mark Pavlakovich said “It’s not too bad,” he said. By the time Boxing Day Environment Canada Mayor Vance Badeway. "The roads are good today, he started delivering mail at "Most people have been concluded, Welland had meteorologist Etienne but (Wednesday) night they about 10 a.m. Thursday and shovelling their sidewalks received about 15 cm of snow Gregoire said about five see STORM | page 11 DAVE JOHNSON Staff Photo Snow flies as cars drive down Hwy. 58 in Port Colborne at Stonebridge Dr.