Idiom of Oz: Funny, Authentic Australian Language and Top Secret Travel ''Survival'' Guide

105 Pages·2009·2.07 MB·English

by  Jake Jacobs

Idiom of Oz

Funny, authentic
Australian language &
Top-Secret
travel "survival" guide

by
Jake Jacobs

A Books To Believe In Publication
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Copyright 2009 by Jake Jacobs

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the country being used.

Front cover: Please note the importance of the Emu and Kangaroo depicted in
the Australian Country Crest located on the front cover. Similar to the Emu and
Kangaroo, Australians (collectively) as a country, and their unique blend of the English
language continue to forge forward, evolving and designing as they go, and do not move
backwards.

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1st Edition October, 2009

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ISBN: 0-9824705-2-5

Disclaimer:

As odd or funny as it may seem; yes, this book of the Australian idiom needs to have a
legal disclaimer citing the use of the text within it. The Author of this book does not
dispense medical or educational advice, or prescribe the use of any technique as a form of
treatment for physical, emotional, philosophical, educational or medical problems
without the advice of a professor or physician, either direct or indirectly. The intent of the
author is only to offer information of good, humourous, and general nature to help you in
your quest to grow culturally. In the event you use any of the information in this book for
yourself, which is your constitutional right, the author and the publisher assume no
responsibility for your actions (or those of others).
Some strong language is used in this book, but only as it directly applies or
relates to the material being covered. "Extremely" strong language is used with asterisks
(*) in the absence of word/term lettering. For example, 'f**k' is pretty widely known and
understood by most in society that identify with, or use colourful language. This is not a
personal endorsement or vote of encouragement to engage in such language. However, in
support of the theme of this book, the author desires all that read it to be fully prepared
should they find such terminology during 'Oz' encounters.

a laughing roo
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dedication

The following pages are dedicated to all our family, friends, 'mates', and
acquaintances throughout Australia (Oz) and the globe... 'Fair dinkum'!!
Thanks for the personal everlasting memories and experiences during my four
and one-half years residence (and subsequent visits) in 'Oz'. For better or for worse, from
Darwin to Adelaide (and beyond), from Fremantle to the Sunshine Gold Coast and back
down to the shores of Bass Straits, I will forever remember you and our forged past.
Should we bump into one another again, please know that it will gladly be my 'shout'
first.
By-the-way, the rare white 'roo' on the previous page is not injured or dead. He is
merely having fun in his environment and down-time rolling around in the dirt and grass
in exchange for treats and snacks. . .much like your dog would do. Ironically, this
international icon sets the pace and foundation for the pages to follow (see copyright
page). It is my hope that each and every one of you enjoys them to the fullest.
If you happen to have any comments, questions, or feedback, we would love to
hear from you through our website: www.IdiomOfOz.com .
Tah!!

Look, I don't want to box with you

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author's_note

Author's note and offered for consideration: Through our journeys in life, we all
make some less-than-desirable choices and decisions. While it's important to set a good
example to others, we should each consider learning by our mistakes and setting the bar
of expectations high for others to follow. Life is too damn short. Live to make
opportunities when you can, take each day as they come, and most of all- live life large
and to the fullest each and every day.
All pictures in this book were either taken by the author, provided by family and
friends (without consideration or desire of payment), or online/internet reference
material(s) for the purposes to help bring this book to the public.
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family feeding time

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preface

Description of Aussie English:
This reference book promises to offer a comprehensive and unique look at the
humour, fun, and creative flexibility found in the use of Australian English.
The following pages will include words that are often found to be similar in both
pronunciation and spelling (but not both) to other languages. However, this reference
guide helps distinguish the difference and similarities between various English speaking
countries usage, but focuses on the use of the Australian English (hence, the Idiom of
'Oz'). Many street, city, or sites names' focus on local/legendary history, commonwealth
influences, and aboriginal culture. Indicative of the creative speech in 'Oz' is the word
"Australia" itself which is often spoken as if the leading "A" or the letter "I" is optional.
Enjoy the pages of words and pictures that follow and help explore your way through a
history of language making and continued evolution...who knows, you might have just
crafted one of these words yourself 'mate'.
It's important to note that none of the information is in any way designed or
intended to be hurtful or degrading in any way to any specific person(s), cultures, or
backgrounds. Nor is it to represent any persons or group of persons. It is solely intended
to honestly present an average, respectable and common slang/verbiage used throughout
Australia (and associated geographical regions). Any resemblance or association of any
person(s), either alive or deceased, is purely coincidental.
'Aussie' English (like many other languages) is hinged on being as simplistic as
possible, offering great creativity, and in many circumstances is forged during the period
of need. So much so, that the actual real meanings and associated common global
definitions are (in many cases) lost to the long-term convenience of the ease of slang.
Important to note that many Australian words that use c, s, and 'zed' (aka., z) are
most times used the same, and pronounced the same, but are spelled differently. For
example, defense vs. defence, and orgranization vs. organisation.
The intent of this reference guide in no way suggests or encourages use or
non-use of it's contents. It is merely presenting words and phrases for public viewing,
consideration, and education for those travelers and residents destined for 'Oz'.
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We hope and trust that you find our little reference book enjoyable and
informative, and encourage your feedback through our website (www.IdiomOfOz.com ).
As time ticks forward, we will continue to generate updates and revisions for subsequent
availability as significant changes and additions are introduced. We personally hope each
of you enjoy the pages that follow as much as I have in during the past 20 (plus) years of
building them.
'Tah!'
Jake
Note: If an 'Aussie' happens to take great interest of reducing or abbreviating
your name, do not be overly concerned. They most likely want to be your friend.

A great place to watch the sun rise and set

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abo(s):
While not one of the more complimentary stereotyped words, the short slang
term 'abos' has historically been used as the abbreviated form for the word 'aboriginal(s)'.
Typically, the thick-lipped, dark-skinned, and wide-nosed original owners and occupants
of Australia. Also, commonly known as the convenient test inhabitants of Miralinga.
Regardless of what else you may hear them referred to as, they are the "original"
Australians very rich in culture and pride. ...unless discovered in creative attire styles that
include tight, near-revealing 'bathers' and 'gumboots' (that don't bother the locals). Their
relationship with the infiltrating white man is very similar to that of the early American
(England fled) colonists and the native American people(s) that they subsequently found.
accommodation:
The place to stay where you can put your feet up, have a cold 'echo', and relax. If
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you were on the road and required 'accommodation', you would seek a motel, hotel,
backpacker, hostel, brothel (if you were so inclined), or other type of options.
acid:
To an Australian, the word 'acid' implies a spontaneous attempt to achieve sexual
pleasure. Without any form of set plans, or just acting on the spur of the moment. If you
attempted to "put the 'acid' on a 'bird'," you should most likely expect to receive verbal
and (possibly) physical abuse. If you should be so unfortunate to receive this response, it
should be accepted as a substitute for the answer "no." Should you still not understand,
you may qualify for 'drongo' status.
acre:
To an American or someone from the UK, an 'acre' is a quantity of land (approx
4840 square yards, or 43,560 square feet. To an 'Aussie,' the word 'acre' implies an great
amount of broad expansion. Measured with axe-handle widths, an 'Aussie' would
normally refer to a persons 'acreage' as comparable sizes of their 'bums' or 'backsides'.
act :
Being fraudulent. If you were found or considered to be 'on the act', you might
be pretending to be ill or 'crook', or perhaps something or someone that you are not. If
you are a person who would possibly consider doing this, please do not do this while
enjoying your stay in 'God's country'. An Australian will admire or appreciate you for
what/who you are. Just be yourself and you'll 'b 'o-right, mate'.
A.C.T.:

Abbreviation for Australian Capitol Territory (the Capital or the Nations Heart.
Capital: Canberra).
Adelaide:
Great place if your first name reminds one of being in "Stormy" inclimate
weather or you're known as an ex-prostitute, turned top business owner. True Adelaidians
insist on referring to AAMI stadium as 'Footy Park' and never forgave Melbourne for
stealing the Grand Prix.
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Note: For travelers be aware that for one month of the year, it is impossible to
travel from one side of the city to the other, and during this period you will magically
acquire a love of the arts, appreciation for world music, expertise in food and wine, and
become completely immersed in the culture of horse racing.
AFL :
Abbreviation for 'Australian Football League', or aussie rules, formerly the VFL
(Victorian Football League).
agro: (ag-rO)
Short for 'aggravated'. Mentally torn in such a fashion that anger is induced, and
perhaps violence as well.
all the best:
Social surge of support and best wishes or endeavors to those spoken to:
ALP:
The Australian Labor Party. An Australian political party and is the oldest and
current governing party of Australia (since the 2007 federal election). Kevin Rudd is the
party's federal parliamentary leader and Prime Minister of Australia. The ALP was
founded in 1891 by an emerging labour movement in Australia predating both the British
and New Zealand Labour Parties. This is probably a good time to point out that the rest of
the country spells the word beginning with "L" in 'ALP as "labour" (with a "u" in it),
while the 'ALP' spells the word as "labor" (without a "u" in it).
aluminum: (al-U-min-E-em)
It is the same as the metal used anywhere else in the world.
anchor:
This is what most people commonly know as brakes on a motor vehicle. You
may find that while you're getting familiar with driving in Australia, you may at
sometime have to 'punch the anchor' to avoid having a severe traffic accident. This is
most probably whilst trying to escape from a double-lane 'round-about' in Canberra.
'Anchors' are also referred to as people who always are trying their damnedest to
persuade their friends from participating in anything. Persistent 'anchors' are considered
to be 'bloody loafs'.
annoyed:
Upset, frustrated. But not 'agro'.
ANZAC:
Australian and New Zealand Army Corp
ANZAC day :
A day created on the 25th of April for Australian and New Zealanders to have
remembrance of the veterans who participated in World War I (WWI) & World War II
(WWII). An Anzac is also a term used to identify a veteran who sacrificied their life and
served for their country.
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ANZAC Cookies:
Resurrected by modern day retail markets, these cookies and recipe were
introduced in WWI, which was used by waiting mothers and wives when they then
packed the baked goods into food parcels to be sent to their loved ones. It was told that
they were put in there as a treat. These days, they are pretty well an icon biscuit.
arboretum:
A planned open space park for social activities which typically includes a place
to share some 'tucker', have a 'barbie', 'spin some yarns', and basically share time with
'mates' (and their families. These recreational park settings typically have some type of
animal and botanical garden accents to offer.
arcade:
A center/location that includes a variety of stores, shoppes, restaurants, etc. Also,
a place designed for the youth to play video games.
around the traps:
One's regular haunts. The places one frequents or is associated with. "News from
around the traps is that Michael is getting it on with Michelle."
arrester bed:
A place that high speed vehicles can use to drive into in an effort to stop or avoid
an accident. An example would be a deep bed of gravel that a commercial truck could be
steered into when their brakes fail.
artists:
These are people usually found to be 'on the act'. 'Artists' come from all walks of
life.
'Bullshit artist' is the name more commonly expressed for a person who verbally
exaggerates of stories and fantasies. He is the king of the traditional 'front/public bar' at
the community pub. If you happen to tell somebody a story that would be received as
rather unbelievable, then you would probably be categorized as a 'bullshit artist'. Be
warned...this could easily be you if you don't watch what you say while hallucinating in
your 'pint of ale'.
arvo: (ar-vO)
Short for 'afternoon'. 'After' is also used in place of 'arvo' from time-to-time. As
in, "goin' to work this arvo?" or "give us a ring after, mate."
asset adjustment:
The nip and tuck action for body (i.e., breasts, 'bums', nose, etc.) alterations.
AUD:
Abbreviated use for the term Australian Dollar.
Aussie:
Slang for Australian. Next to typical grandparents, the best people in the world to
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make 'mates' with. It has been my experience that 'Aussies' (both Bruces and Sheila's)
will do just about anything for you without worry or personal benefit. With a world full
of experiences and personal interaction relationships, it is my belief that these folks are
the core source of the name friend.
There are various kinds of 'Aussies' right through Australia (or commonly
referred to as 'Oz') that you may encounter sometime during your lifetime ('if you're
lucky').
Although the dialects are pretty much standard, the accents do vary to a degree
depending upon the location visited and the kind of 'Aussie' that you're talking with. The
following defines a subset (but certainly not all) various types of Australians to help
assist you in understanding:
aboriginals: these people are commonly known as the original Australians.
Slang named 'abos'. Together with the import/transplanted Australians that were
colonized in 'Oz' from England (and many other world countries, they somehow managed
to survive and contribute to the subsequent boom. The net result being creation of the
native Australian.

native Australians : being born in Australia immediately classifies a person as
being a native 'Aussie'. In other cases, it is the 'abo-POHM' mix or the direct descent of
the original British outcasts.

import Australians: 'foreigners' These are people that were born in other
countries and later immigrated to Australia. They speak their own form of the English
language all-together.

Aussie rules:
Australian Rules football.
See 'footy'.
Aussie salute/wave:
Term coined for the unique firm gesture used when trying to brush/swat flies
away from ones face. On the odd occasion that the wave is not successful, you will likely
learn what it's like to swallow a fly (and possibly through your nose).
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bad luck:
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