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I, Lorelei By Yeardley Smith For Clementine Contents Sunday, October 16 th 1 Monday, October 17 th 3 Tuesday, October 18 th 7 Wednesday, October 19 th 13 Thursday, October 20th 12:31 P.M. 22 Friday, October 21 st 35 Sunday, October 23 rd 43 Monday, October 24th 53 Tuesday, October 25 th 63 Thursday, October 27 th 64 Friday, October 28 th 77 Monday, October 31st 79 Wednesday, November 2nd 11:09 A.M. 85 Thursday, November 3r d 93 Saturday, November 5t h 98 Sunday, November 6t h 103 Tuesday, November 8 th 110 Wednesday, November 9th 1:47 P.M. 113 Thursday, November 10 th 122 Friday, November 11 th 128 Saturday, November 12t h 135 Sunday, November 13t h 138 Monday, November 14t h 144 Tuesday, November 15 th 148 Wednesday, November 16 th 151 Thursday, November 17t h 154 Saturday, November 19t h 159 Monday, November 21s t 176 Tuesday, November 22nd 7:10 A.M. 189 Thursday, November 24 th 198 Saturday, November 26t h 216 Sunday, November 27t h 226 Wednesday, November 30 th 230 Friday, December 2 nd 236 Sunday, December 4 th 252 Saturday, December 10th 11:41 P.M. 266 Wednesday, December 14 th 282 Sunday, December 18 th 283 Wednesday, December 21 st 290 Saturday, December 24 th 294 Sunday, December 25th 298 Monday, December 26 th 308 Wednesday, December 28 th 310 Thursday, December 29 th 326 Friday, December 30 th 334 Saturday, December 31 st 337 Acknowledgements 341 About the Author Credits Cover Copyright About the Publisher This Diary Belongs to LORELEI LEE CONNELLY. 0 If you find it, please mind your own business and DO NOT READ. Then mail it to: 742 Albemarle Street NW, Washington, DC 20016 Thank you. 0 Both this diary and the story of my life are dedicated to Mud: a great listener. Sunday, October 16th Dear Mud, I’ve decided to start keeping a diary, so that when I become a famous writer/actress/chef I’ll remember every- thing that happened to me. Plus, when I’m dead, and someone wants to write my biography, they won’t have to make stuff up about me. All right, here goes. My first official entry. My name is Lorelei, and today I’m 4,126 days old. That’s 11¼ years. Also, I’m a Cancer the Crab, if you fol- low astrology like I do. I have brown hair, which is mostly straight and down to my shoulders. But I’ve been putting egg yolks and olive oil on it for the past two weeks to make it grow faster, and I can already tell it’s working. My eyes are blue and I had twenty-seven freckles at last count. My mom’s name is Claire. My dad’s is Theo. And I have two smelly brothers—one older and one younger. 1

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